why aren't you bi/gay?

because i'm not a faggot.

>>723409119
because i'm not a faggot

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If another dude's ass turns you on, you, sir, are a huge faggot.

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I am. Because I'm not a fall of manking fucken clammosexual

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>>723409990
*mankind

>>723409119
How about a timestamp first

>>723409119
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>723410388
Hello Eve. Heavy flow day? How's the vagisil? Lemme know when any male needs a penisil

because i don't have a mental disorder.

Too much work.

>>723410691
Those don't exist. And yes you do. There is nothing these gross stinky things can do outside surrogacy. Also. Xq28 gene

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I am bi and kinky so there faggot.

>>723409119
don't like men

what could be better than never having to worry about fucking a feminist

>>723411064
So you're gloria allred or you don't like yourself. Which is it

>>723411000
Get naked and write a time stamp on your palm and "froot" above your cock for proof

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Already am and I fuckin hate myself

Why arent you... oh wait.

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I'm bi, at least sexually. I love sex with both but I don't see myself in a long term relationship with another boy

>>723411161

hating yourself is even gayer, faggot

>>723411284
I hate myself becouse I'm a faggot

>>723411267
Same

>>723410987
oh yeah. i forgot! everyone here has a mental disorder!

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>>723409119
Already am. It's pretty good.

>>723411342
False fag flag. Very common. I'm richard dryfus

>>723409119
I am bi, a lot of my girlfriend's have worried I'd cheat on them with other dudes kek

>>723411153
I dont have to. Trips are absolute proof

>>723411384
Theyre called spiritual problems and slippery porno slides due to boredom. Heterosexuals invented these. Only they suffer from them

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>>723411415
What

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>>723411267
nice package

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>>723411567
Thank you

>>723411470
This is /b/ the timestamp is always required for proof

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>>723409119
Its not my thing dude men are just colleagues in life m8 i love women too much but whatever you like fag lol

>>723411681
how big does it go?

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>>723411887
>women complete me!

>>723409119
> Why don't I like Men and women, or just men.
Nugga youse a gay

>>723409119
boys are too hairy
i also don't like hairy girls

>>723409119
I"ll fuck anything that's young, slender, smooth, and feminine.

>>723412125
They dont have to be also they are looser and smellier and naggy and make no sense and prefer chocolate bars to sex
>>723412104
Nigguh youse a miserable feminist

>>723412194
How do you get a feminine, slender, young, and smooth penis?

>>723412273
A razor

Because if I choose to have sex with a guy and marry him then i'm killing every single person who would have existed because of my sperm. You gotta marry the opposite sex if you're bi. Don't kill your family.

>>723411995
Well i just need a led zepp album my ride weed jack my bitch and my life is complete im a simple man

>>723412125
I'll take Asian boys for $500, Alex.

>>723412477
That bitch defiles you

>>723411161
you're cute

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>>723409119

but I am

>>723412340
>new fag detected

Correct answer is epilator.

>>723411681
Well let's see it

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Anyone want to help cum tribute this femboy/trap? Here's the pic he wants us to tribute. He set a goal of 15 and so far there's been 2.

>>723412686
I may as well be but ugly cuz I'm nicer gonna have a boyfriend and will either turn into a slut or die alone, i honestly wish I could be a normal straight dude bro sometimes

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>>723413135
Here's the first one.

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>>723409119
I am. I sucked dick and I like frottage. Also, I like how a dick feels in the area between ass hole and balls. But that's about it. No getting sucked and no penetration. I don't like that. For now I fuck tinder sluts, so cock will have to wait, But I will most likely suck and frot again when I find a decent dude with a nice looking cock.

My problem is that I only want manly men between 38-49 yo and where I live they are all fucking creepy, married or full of diseases. Touched a guy and one week later had warts for two months, but they are long gone. Might have been the prostitutes though. Guess I will never know.

>>723413237
Prostate orgasms are fuggen shweeeeet

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>>723413135
Here's the 2nd tribute. It's snowyboy's pic from his tumblr page. snowyboy.tumblr.com

>>723409119
Because I want my bloodline to continue
And I'm not a fag

>>723412661
haha get the boypucci you like my /b/ro if it makes you happy

>>723413387
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/cristiano-ronaldo-become-father-second-095241197.html
>also Hagar
>also you're a liar and know nothing

Fucked a dude once, just to experiment. Felt gross afterwards. Still finished because I'm no quitter but gonna stick to chicks from now on.

>>723413497
Fair enough. Im sorry i ate your face a little bit

>>723413519
How did you feel only physically. Whilst you was doing it?

>>723409119
Sex is sex. Generalizing it is just stupid

>>723413577
Well at first it felt good when i had him doggy style, but the thing that killed it for me was when he flipped over and was more or less missionary. After that, the only thing going through my mind was "Why am I here? What am I doing?" with every stroke.

>>723413886
>note the six at end of post
This is because for 6000 years society has been utterly and completely destroyed and fucked up. Your balls grew metaphorically that night. A shame only a face can ruin your independence. Good replies though kiddo

>>723411267
absolute worst kind of person right here

>>723413886
Cos you were desperate for sex and went with a man?

>>723413886
Something like this happens to me when I suck dick sometimes. It feels nice on my lips for a couple of minutes and then it is just a dick in my mouth and I am like, wtf am I doing? After three months I kinda want dick again, but I know I don't really like it. So I stopped meeting guys.
I get a similar feeling with KFC. After a couple of wings, I realize I don't really like it, but in two weeks I want more, just to eat again and don't like it again, so I stopped going to KFC.

>>723414434
It's not desperation. It's called doing what you want and a certain manly curiosity. I don't understand why prostates would feel good if this is all so fucked. It's not

>>723414434
Partly the reason, yeah. It had been over a year since I last had sex, but I had always been curious.

>>723409119
I don't find dudes attractive, and traps don't do it for me.

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>>723413544

>>723414736
FAAAAAACKEN HNNNNNG. And this can even happen just swordfighting or doing intercrural. No hands required. They were simultaneous too and I know this feels great. There's even docking. Mmm

>>723414736
the swimsuits are faggier than them cumming at the same time.

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But I am

>>723415265
Nice fabric on those. Display softy?

>>723415347
Like a softy dick pic?

>>723415413
Yezzir

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>>723415451
Its older but here you go

>>723411267
I'm the opposite. I'll sleep with girls, but would never have a lot term relationship with one. They're annoying.

>>723411409
Is that you?

>>723415518
Deec. I rate 8.25 m8

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Because I want to procreate like a normal person. enjoy your AIDS, fucking fudge packer

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>>723416072
Charlie sheen is getting pissy again. Zika. Pussy based throat cancer. Incurable gonorrhea. Faggots can reproduce their own kids. Read the thread. Use condoms and seatbelts. Stop fucking the devil's sloppy seconds

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>>723416614

>>723409119
Because I'm not mentally ill

>>723416714
Ok freud go suck some monica cigars

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>>723411944
6"

>>723412882
Oki

>>723415265
Nice undies, I like your butt

>>723409119
Gay but bi. Why? I dont find women atttactive
>>723415265
Saved this is my fetish

>>723416861
Nice turtlecap

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>>723416920
butt pics in underwear?

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>>723416980
thanks

>>723409386
faggots are those that deny themselves pleasure

>>723409119
but i am

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>>723416987
Boys in boxer briefs, butts and bulges, alliteration

>>723409119
Well I've got a story that's gay if anyone's interested.

>>723417056
Hnng dat ass. Thread needs more random halfies penises

>>723417144
Yup

>>723413228
yes! moar!!

>>723416614


pink eclairs being squished

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>>723417142
oh that's cool. I love all three of those to

>>723417153
I have a few more poking out like that

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>>723417184
>Be 18
>assistant coach to swim team
>I basically work with the kids who are beyond terrible.
>This year there's is one kid who doesn't know how to swim at all.
>Yes, this actually happens, there is usually one every other year.
>Have to get in and teach him basic swimming techniques, like how to breath properly, kicking, how to float better and so on.
>At this point in my life, I've never thought about males sexually, but looking back now, he was one of the cutest boys I've seen.
>His body was almost exactly like pic related, pale as a ghost, no muscle definition at all, medium length wavy blonde hair.
>I just thought he was an annoying kid (I'm thinking, why tf are you doing swim team if you cant swim?)
>After feeling like I've wasted my time with him for over an hour, I asked him
>"If I may ask.. Why are you here?"
>He replies "What?"
>"Why are you doing swim team, if you can't fuckin' swim?"
>He kind of laughs
>I'm just staring at him
>There's an awkward moment when he didn't realise I expected and answer, and I didn't really care that much, but now it seems like I'm grilling him.
>He says "umm"
>He has these big green eyes with dark eyelashes, and his goggle rings bring attention to them like red eye shadow.
>I notice because they're kind of darting nervously. Over to the other kids across the pool and back to me
>Felt like I might've insulted him for asking.
>I laugh and say that I'm just kidding I don't really care, swim teams are easy
>As I move forward a bit in a "let's get back to it" kind of way, he lightly jerks towards me and brushes his hand along my speedo.

>>723416806
Welp, you don't need to get all butthurt about it. They're lots of mentally ill people in this world.

>>723417442
Cute!

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>>723417539
Thankie

Here's a dildo pic

>>723417529
Those are all lies! They don't exist! There are NO bodily tests for them. Only people's opinions. They are all only spiritually damaged. You are duped by ZOG
>>723417523
Good descriptors. Continue.

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>>723417523

>The touch didn't immediately shock me because people brush up against each other all the time in practice
>I turned around and saw him starring directly at me with this kind of fearful determined look on his face.
>My face slowly goes from a laughing "that was awkward" to being completely frozen
>This kid just reached for my dick?
>Literally do not even know what do to or say.
>Just starring at him with utter confusion for what feels like hours
>Finally he says "I'm so sorry"
>I say "Oh, it's okay.." I'm a nice guy so my dumbfounded brain is trying to not make him feel bad
>While another part is also thinking "NO, it's ABSOLUTELY NOT"
>He Says "I'm not you know."
>I respond with "Yeah, I know don't worry about it".
>I'm not socially retarded, so I immediately try to lighten the mood/situation.
>Tell him that there's probably guys on them swim team who are, but I'm not one of them.
>He kind of cracks a smile
>Jokingly say while laughing "you know what?, you got cute eyes"
>He laughs and starts to relax, but it's still kinda awkward.
>"and that pale skin, there are guys who wouldn't think twice man trust me"
>He snickers and looks at me, and ever so slightly biting his lip.
>Although I'm joking, his look sends a lightning bolt straight to my dick.

>>723417756
It's okay, whatever you need to tell yourself

>>723416920
women are sexy anon

>>723418110
You drink pure estrogen. Two doses of manliness and test are diagnosed for you. These people are not ill. I just told you what you really meant. So you diddle your vag. Imma charge my phone and brb to read this hot story

>>723417854
continue with your gay story

>>723418162
Lmao. Sideways leg mouths and man tits but stinkier from chunky sweat milk. Their alimony turns me on. Dicks are simply clits on sticks. Asses are tighter. Why do you want stink and gape. So much leaking nobody knows wtf goes on

I'm not attractive to guys cause I went to Highschool with them. All of them unlikable.

>>723415543
Yeah

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>>723417854
>Everything about this situation makes me go "WTF is going on?" with my brain going a million miles an hour.
>I quickly look away over at the team.
>I'm in a complete mental confusion, the kind where your not even thinking of anything, it just feels like your face is red and there's a brick of lead in your skull.
>I notice everyone else on the team is already heading for the showers, which sort of snaps me back
>"Oh shit practice is over.. haha"
>"Uhmm yeah.."
>Make kinda awkward small talk as we walk across the pool to get out.
>I get out, give him a hand getting out.
>I see his body for the first time in full view
>He's completely hairless from head to toe, and his narrow shoulders make his hips look wide like a girls, which almost forced my attention.
>He didn't have a big butt by any means but it had a round shape to it that gave him a noticeable thigh gap, which I literally could not take my eyes away from.
>He walked in front of me to the locker room and I spent the whole walk just mesmerised by everything about him.
>Maybe it was the fact that he made an advance on me that was making my mind irreversibly link him to sex.
>His shoulders and were without any muscle at all, his legs were skinny, pale as milk and as smooth as I'd imagine it to possibly be for any human to be.
>I had never thought sexually about a man before and I was eyeing every inch of this freshman boys body
>We got to the showers and almost everybody was already done and getting changed.

Cont?

>>723418361
you cant sit there and act like fucking somewhere a guy shits is any better than a sideways leg mouth

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>>723417854
Hnng. Do go on. This is the ultra queer rights homo twink back from charging phone

Because women are like crack to me.

>>723418435
You have a nice butt and I like your legs. Just wanted to tell you.

>>723418455
yes

>>723418528
So do like 50% of heteros and fuck females in theirs and they suck at everything they do. Enjoy the toothjobs. Poop doesn't store that low
>>723418455
Yes

>>723409119
for the same reason that gay people aren't straight.

>>723418739
being this braindead in 2017

>>723418569
we'll thank god
>thought we'd have to stop life waiting on your return

>>723409119
I don't like men that way.

>>723418647
You both should kiss

>>723409119
I am bi, just not attractive enough to get anyone.

>>723419008
Sky is green
>>723419011
Maximum mensis

>>723418647
I appreciate the compliment, I don't really do anything aside from post in these threads occasionally so it means a lot.

>>723418455
yes please

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>>723418455

>Get in shower
>Talk with some of the other kids on the team, some I'm sort of friends with.
>Literally just thinking about this kid the whole time.
>Kept an eye on him at all times, just like you do when your crush is in the same room as you.
>Watching him shower, I legitimately had to focus my brain to stop myself from getting a noticeable chub in my speedo.
>Arching his back in the water, rubbing shampoo and soap on his body, speedo covering barely anything at all.
>Every time I looked at him, it was like he moved in slow motion.
>Pretty soon it was just me, the kid, and one other kid.
>Purposefully take forever showering in hopes it can be just me and the kid in here.
>Pray to god he wont leave before me.
>Decide to make more small talk to hopefully keep him here.
>"so.."
>He looks up at me, his big dark eyelashes and green eyes making my heart pound in my chest.
>"what was your name again?"
>Smiling at me, says Jake
>"Oh yeah, it's Jake"
>A little silence...
>"I know your name, it's Finn" (Not really my name)
>"ha ha ha well shit now I feel bad for forgetting"
>He laughs
>The other kid leaves the showers and my heart literally starts pounding even harder.
>I don't know what I expected to happen, but again it was like being alone in a room with your crush.
>We both shower silently and my vision is glued straight to his body.
>I quickly dart my eyes away when he turns around at least 3 or 4 times.
>I'm sure he noticed me.
>Start to feel nervous/scared/kind of gross
>"you checking out my pale skin?" he says, while rubbing his body up and down like they do in the commercials.
>Holy shit. He's so fucking cute. His taunting probably just sent a gallon of blood to my dick.
>I laugh harder than was natural and say "yeaaaa" jokingly and turn away towards the shower wall
>I know my dick is noticeably hard because it hurts like a motherfucker in my speedo.

>>723419262
Try to do more stuff you enjoy, then. And you are welcome.

>>723419485
Youre good at this. Is reminding me of my own many stories. You are also hardening my cock. Epic and lit story so far broanon

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>>723409119
I am bi but I'm just too ugly to get any kind of human affection

>>723419485
mooooar

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>>723416920
>>723416861
Thanks guys here is another

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Straight guy here. Convince me to get sucked off by a guy for my first time as this one guy is begging to suck my cock and I'm on considering it

>>723419800
Nice bro

>>723419836
He has one. Would you go to martha stewart for fucking jig saws? To rambo for fucking pies?

>>723409119
because im just attracted to dicks and vaginas not assholes

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>>723419485
>Look over at him
>Thought that i saw his eyes come up quickly from my crotch area.
>He just smiles and turns to his shower, cheeky shit.
>We've both been in here for waaayy longer than any normal person would be.
>My mind goes to that nervous blanked out state again where I don't even know how to think in this situation let alone act
>Heart's pounding, face red like a tomato, dick now limp in nervousness
>"Why did you uh.. do that thing in the pool?"
>He grins like the Cheshire Cat.
>I'm so confused I don't even know who I am anymore
>"I mean, its okay you shouldn't feel bad, I don't care"
>Just saying random shit to try and back peddle/make it seem like it's a sincere question.
>He's not smiling anymore.
>Gibberish just pouring out of my mouth.
>Even though I'm looking right at him my mind is so clouded and spinning I barely even notice him walking up to me.
>My voice trails out
>He's standing directly in front of me
>My dick tightens right up against my speedo again.
>He's just staring at my eyes.
>I'm completely speechless, frozen by his eyes.
>"You mean, why did I do.. this?"

>>723419485
If this doesn't end in body on body slapping sounds in the shower I'm going to be disappointed

>>723419665
I can't tell if you're 16 or 46

>>723409119

girls have more holes and better jiggly bits.

>>723419836
close your eyes and it'll feel like a girl

>>723419929
Here we goooooo. Imma need full size and circumcision or uncut status descriptions for the both of you along with what i think are now inevitable "activities" in this story

>>723419994
I dont give a fuck

>>723418455
Yes anon

>>723420014
>more stabs are more giggly
Like your mantits?

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>>723419836
He's a three minute walk from my house and the temptation is too much

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>>723419929
Sorry if the posts are a bit slow i only have one hand to type..
Also, don't take it personal if i don't respond, it's because i'd rather type this out than take longer with responses. I'll respond at the end.

>He puts his hand directly on my dick
>I flinch and let out a huge breath of air I didn't even realise I was holding.
>Through my breaths "you're so cute.."
>My dick is in so much pain, feels like It's going to rip through my speedo or break from trying.
>He starts rubbing me through my speedo
>I'm literally trembling
>With a giant smile he says "I thought you said, you weren't.."
>Tell him that he's so cute...
>He laughs
>He's practically glowing with excitement and satisfaction in what he's doing to me
>Confusion fading now and becoming replaced with pupil dilating lust.
>I grab his hand from my dick, pull him into me and kiss him directly on the lips with great force.
>Pull away and he looks stunned, those gorgeous eyes looking up at me, lips slightly parted.
>His lithe, milky body pelted and dripping with water, all like something out of a wonderful,wonderful dream.
>Grabbed his arm, tell him to come with me.
>I look around the corner of the showers
>There are still people over by the lockers

>>723419836
literally why not

>>723419929
fuck where's the rest?

>>723420349
My face is melting. You are melting my face

cos im asexual

>>723420349
Oh my fucking god please more

>>723420349
Anon's jacking with the other hand?

>>723420642
How could he not?

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>>723409119
>>723409119

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Would you guys suck a cock like this

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>>723409119
>>723409119
I am 22 bi how do you like me?

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>>723420349
>I let go of him and motion for him to follow me
>Not wasting any time I step out and walk as casually as I can the opposite direction of the lockers, trying to find anywhere we can go
>My head is pounding, and my dick remains unchanged in fighting my speedo.
>Finally, I find a bathroom in the back of the building I didn't even know existed before this point, its so out of the way of all the lockers.
>I open the door. Its a single bathroom. With a lock.
>My heart and dick are about to explode
>We basically have a little motel room. This is really going to fucking happen right now
>In one swift motion I pull him in, slam the door, lock it, push him down on the toilet seat then pull out my cock.
>He seemed to be just as speechless as I was, but his eyes, darting up to mine then down at my cock, looked like they were burning small fires.
>My cock is the hardest it has ever been in my life, and feels like It just might rip through my skin.
>He reaches out, hesitates, then grabs my shaft.
>I let out a quivering, moaning exhale.
>He starts jerking me.
>"Jesus fucking christ.."
>"You're really hard.."
>"I've never been so turned on in my life"
>"You think I'm cute?"
>"Cuter than any girl that I've ever met"
>He starts jerking harder and faster
>"Holy f-f-uck.."
>"You want to cum on my 'pale skin' don't you?"
>"Fuuuark...Mee.."
>He pumps so damn fast and hard like a jack hammer
>"What was that?"
>"I'm gonna fucking cum"
>He lunges forward and puts mouth around my cock, pushing his head down as far as he could go.
>I practically scream. I feel my entire body pulse toward my dick and explode the largest shot of cum I have ever straight down his throat.
>He pulls back of my dick, stroking me with fury.
>I came shot after shot after shot onto his supple pink lips and big lustful eyes.
>Completely blacked out in pleasure
>When I finally open my eyes I see his whole body has been covered in cum, from head to thighs, and I'm still hard.

>>723420884
nice angle

>>723420642
An astute observation there anon!

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>>723409119
The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gOn9MuFimo

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

>>723409119
Don't find men sexually attractive

>>723409119
The real question is why are you bi/gay?

>>723420931
This is the manliest man man I've ever read about!

>>723420975
kek

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Dick rate?

>>723420931
Load = blown. Thank you for your service anon.

>>723409119
I'm not Canadian.

>>723421200
Just a fucking zionist antichrist

>>723420931
Tfw you cant tell stories like this because youre a fucking virgin

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Only do bi stuff with guys in the context of a mmf threesome. Love frotting in a girls mouth, double vaginal is the best feeling sexually ever, and yeah I've sucked a dick or two because it turns the chick on. Never kissed a guy or bottomed or topped a dude either. I've done this 20-25 times in my life. Engaged to a chick who is monogamous. I do miss mmf's though. Maybe one day she'll be down for it.

>>723420931
Sizes and circ statuses?

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>>723420931
>>723421190
But there's more..

>What a fucking sight it was.
>He stands up, wiping the cum from his eyes and mouth.
>I'm still slightly paralysed
>He looks down at himself: covered with cum every inch of his chest and stomach, dripping down to his baby smooth legs, with globs of cum dripping to his hard cock in his speedo.
>Seeing such a young, flawlessly childlike figure drenched in my semen is an image I will never, ever forget.
>While laughing he says"FINN!"
>Still out of breath "what did you do to me?"
>Replying back "what did YOU do to ME?"
>Smiling like a madman, clearly overjoyed with how much he pleasured a guy like me, takes off his speedo and puts it in the bathroom sink and starts washing it and his face.
>"I didn't think it was possible to cum so much"
>I don't say anything. My eyes and brain are locked onto his now fully naked body.
>his cock is beyond adorable. No more than 4 inches erect, stands straight up and is just as ghostly white as the rest of his skin, his small, hairless balls held tight to the base.
>Not a hair can be spotted.
>As he washes the cum out of his speedo, his butt shakes with the movement of his arms.
>Unrestrained by his tight speedo, his ass looks even better than I thought it did. Skinny and firm, but a plump roundness giving him small girl like hips.
>His skinny legs and that thigh gap of his that held my gaze earlier was just amazing, this time with his little round balls peaking out in between.
>My cock has not lost even a bit of erection.
>"So Jake..."
>He turns around, his smile, it seems, permanently etched onto his face.
>"Yeah?"
>"What do you want to do next?"

>>723420931
Oh my fuck

>>723421382
You have balls down to the floor don't you

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>>723421291
You just haven't found the ultimate sexual rival to share a woman with yet.

>>723421327
I'm 7.5" long 6" girth
He's 5.5" length and girth, which i think is perfect.

>>723421571
Nobody with foreskin eh. Anyways that's not important because your hardest hard on ever combined with male g spots will make you do this and cum like that many more times

>>723421382
I have a 19 BMI, the thought just occured to me that I could be this boy for someone if I was willing to try it.

>>723421661
Are you me? And also it is very easy to attract faggots and clammos when youre a hung skinny whatever you are sexually/twink. Im not into traps

>>723421661
Also the pale skin, boyish appearance, etc.

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>>723421632
>>723421382
Also both uncut

>Tapping the counter.. "I dunno..."
>We just stare at each other for a moment.
>Very briefly I think about the fact that this is a boy, a very, very young boy and that everything about this is wrong.
>I look up then to see him bite his lip just like he did in the pool when he first cracked my defences.
>This time, though, he's standing fully naked and erect in front of me, dripping in my cum.
>I cannot control myself.
>I cannot control my lust.
>I take two swift steps forward, grab him by the shoulders and kiss him.
>I kiss him hard, and he kisses back.
>I don't even know where I want my hands.
>I rub his entire body, spreading my cum over his smooth belly and down to his cock, which I cover entirely with just one enclosed hand,
>He begins letting out breathy moans escape between our mouths.
>I kiss him more passionately than I have ever kissed a girl.
>I bathed in the cloud of his breath and pleasurous moans. I felt his cock twitch in my hand and his lips quiver against mine.
>I reached my hand back behind him and grabbed a handful of his ass with force. It was small and fit into my hand easily. Smooth like porcelain, soft like velvet
>Slowly I massaged and groped him, then, I slipped my fingers between his cheeks.
>Breaking out kiss he moaned like an animal in heat as I kissed his neck and rubbed the smooth, tight entrance of his hole.
>The outside of his hole was as hot as a furnace and just rubbing it made my whole body start moving and shaking, pumping my unfathomably stiff cock into his stomach and hands.
>"Finn.. uh..uh...mmm"
>"You are so sexy Jake... You are so cute.... You are so fucking sexy Jake"
>He was breathing now like he just ran a mile, pushing his ass back against my hand, wrapping both hand tightly around my body, squeezing, moaning. The he turned around.

>>723421382

go on

>>723421524
I'm not following you. I've shared chicks with buddies of mine, and have hooked up with couples looking for a guy as well. I don't get the rivalry thing.

>>723421836
I'd bet money this is fake but it's hot anyway

>>723413228
Jesus your dick is tiny

>>723421661
I look like this too, I live in what appears to be the least active city in canada so it's not going to happen anytime soon.

>>723421836
Both uncut. Muh dick! And he's a ceiling pointer! He's 18. You're good bro. Pump that hot dick in that pinprick pucci. Post benis?

>>723409119
>bi
only women are bi, damned bitches can't make up their mind.

>>723421836
continue?

>>723422003
This

>>723409119
I am bi, love sex with both, men are easier but I'm not interested in a relationship with a man, beyond a physical one.

In fact, tomorrow I get to serve as the fuckhole for my fuckbuddy and a friend of his and I'm super excited.

>>723422106
Have fun you slut

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I love power, I worship it and I'd service it 25/8

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>>723421836
>He leans on the counter, standing on his tippy toes, rubbing his ass up and down the shaft of my cock.
>"Finn..."
>I'm frozen. something about seeing a young, hairless boy, begging, ACHING for your cock to fuck him...
>It can't be described. The way he pressed and rubbed his ass onto me showed a level of eager lust I didn't think existed outside of porn.
>"Finn.. I want you, I..want....y--" words were replaced by his ass pushing into me harder and faster, letting out moans as if I were already fucking him.
>I knew I couldn't go in dry, and unable to wait any longer, I jump down to my knees and spread his cheeks wide open.
>"Ahh! oh.."
>his hole was perfectly pink, almost the exact same colour as his pastel skin. His tight balls and cock hanging stiff below.
>"does it look good Finn?"
>Playfully say, shut up.
>He knows how good it looks, the fucking hypnotist.
>I shove my face into his ass
>"OH fuck!"
>Mind you, I have never eaten ass before, so I was surprised by how good it actually tasted. It tasted like soap mixed with his sweat and a little chlorine.
>The taste was hardly on my mind. Feeling how tight and warm his hole actually was made my mind go completely blank.
>This was Jake's asshole, this cute little boy's asshole, and it was desperate to engulf my cock.
>No fucking more.
>I stood up and brought my cock to his entrance. My cock, somehow even more erect than it was earlier, actually hurt just aiming it down at his hole.
>He begs saying please..
>I push. The warmth against my tip felt like it could bring me to orgasm by itself. I push harder.
>"AHHH STOP!"
>Concerned I asked him, did it hurt? Are you okay?"
>"yea just... stop for a second"
>It didn't even feel like my tip passed the entrance, and his whole body is shaking with his head in his arms. I knew this wasn't going to work.
>Then,
>"Wait right here Jake don't even move. Just wait right here. I got an idea."

>>723422216
This
>>723422228
If you really think about it, this story does not seem fake...

>>723413886
That's why you should go after traps instead of fags.

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>>723421965
His cock looks something like this, sorry don't have pictures on me right now..
Mine's a bit fucked since it looks like a banana and self-conscious about it, so I'd rather not post it.

>>723422182
Oh I plan to.

>>723422562
Their manface is made fine by boobs?
>>723422579
You should. But i dont know if only you were of age and he wasnt? I misread your initial post. How do you know how old he was? He better have been 18. In your year? Normal for everybody to be 18+? Was it a college?

>>723422228
How old is he exactly?

OP is literally a faggot

>>723422980
Ok Daisy

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>>723422228

>Moving faster than the speed of light, I pulled up my speedo and ran outside.
>My cock was tucked up by the waistband and it was so hard that my tight speedo couldn't even press it to my stomach.
>I ran through the locker with an enormous erection out in the open and I don't even care if anyone sees. (luckily nobody did, or at least I didn't see anyone).
>I made it to the showers and found what I was looking for, my conditioner.
>I use this conditioner to jack off furiously every morning, and it never burns or irritates.
>I figure its worth a shot.
>I sprint full speed back to the bathroom and throw open the door like a swat soldier
>Find Jake unmoved, wiggling his ass at my with his giant grin.
>"What's that?"
>"It's my conditioner,"
>"Your conditioner? HAHA what?
>"yeah, I use it to jerk off, it's great lube"
>...
>"Are you sure that can.. like, go in me? Y'know?"
>"Well.. I mean.. It definitely gets in my dick when I use it and it never bothered me. I'll just use my finger"
>"Okay..."
>"see how you feel"
>Without wasting a second I cover my fingers in the conditioner and start rubbing his hole.
>"Owee that's cold"
>Yep, this was going to work. My finger was probing the entrance to his whole, I could easily slide in.
>I push my finger all the way in, to which Jake gasps.
>Feeling the inside him made my cock starts twitching over and over on its own.
>It was unbelievably hot, and the entrance, twitching and squeezing like Jake was already having an orgasm
>was like tighter than a vice around my finger, which dug deep into a squishy, slippery organ that caressed and milked everything inside.
>I was inside of him. I was feeling the insides of a cute little boy.
>I fucked him slowly with my fingers for several minutes, adding more and more the longer I went, cum leaking from his cock forming now a nice puddle between his legs.
>Until finally, he says"Just fucking fuck me already Finn!".

>>723423193
Aaaand this is all fucked and bait and worse and it's impossible the way you phrased it for this to be legal or normal. This is fan fiction and now im uninterested. My own fault simply morally but thanks eh!?

>>723422922
>>723423193
you can say that again!

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>>723423057
>>723423193

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>>723423193

>I did not wait. I spread the lube on my cock, and primed myself at his hole.
>I took a moment to take in the whole picture.
>This beautifully pale, smooth and lithe boy
>Bent over a bathroom counter, moaning, breathing, standing on his tippy toes
>Presenting his flawless pink asshole to my cock, pushing back, waiting to be pleasured.
>I knew this was the greatest day of my life. It still is.
>I began to push.
>This time I felt his ass open over the tip of my cock, causing Jake to bury his face further into his arms.
>"Are you ok?"
>He nods quickly.
>I grabbed and stroked his cock to help with the pain of me being inside him
>It felt weird to hold a cock that's not your own for the first time.
>I push the tip all the way in and my mind starts to go numb again from the intensity of the feeling.
>His hole clenched and gripped on my cock like a vice clamp, and the slippery warmth was close to finishing me off.
>"Are you okay?"
>He nods again.
>I can't take it anymore. It's over.
>My cock now has full reign over my body.
>I plunge the rest of my cock into his ass.
>he screams, his head shoots up like he was struck by lightning, curving his his back, flailing his arms over the counter.
>I freeze, fully inside him.
>Waited for a moment to regain my body back
>We fucked for what felt like forever, but was only minutes
>It was absolute bliss
>I was close to cuming, so i slowed down and fucked him slowly
>Asked if he was close
>Said yes in a out of breath tone
>I slowly ran my finger down his chest to his cute cock
>Then I just rubbed his tip

>>723413237
frotting is great

>>723423336
All parties involved were of legal ages at the time of the activities.
>>723423365
I like consistency, it didn't have a picture, so i reposted it.

>>723419836
brah sucked me off so good one time i felt like itd be rude to not return the favor

>>723423690
But you said year. And you was 18. Not everybody is 18 in your year. I will tell myself you should have said he told you it or anything further and that you should mention these things in general. Also dont know how you hammer these out so fast. Im kinda sketched out and it might not be simply what i just said. There is a disclaimer here. This is important. Dont even bother explaining this aspect more. Thread abandoned and will be more cautious next time if at all

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>>723421524

>>723422922
finish typing anon

>>723413135
come hang out with fags
https://discord.gg/Rnd8tVe

I like the consistency of my poop

>>723423929
And i thought i was a moralfag

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>>723423523
>He was panting so quickly and his hole was getting tighter, as if it wasn't already
>From that, I knew he was close
>So I Start to fuck him harder and faster while still rubbing his tip
>Never has my cock felt so good till this point
>I can start to feel this slight tingle from holding back because and not releasing
>My tip felt so damn hot it'd probably make ice cubes turn to steam
>I've reached the peak and can't hold it anymore
>The adrenaline coursing through my veins helps makes everything feel slow as I release the biggest load in my life
>Every pump spewing out of my cock in to this cute boy's butt feels just as great as you would think
>I wasn't long after till he was cumming as well
>Something about watching him shooting white ropes in to the air was mesmerising
>While cumming his hole was spasming like crazy those clenches were so damn strong
>In my mind i was like HOLY SHIIIT it felt like it was going to cut my dick off!
>Asked him if he had fun
>He could barely speak but, he nods saying yes very faintly
>We looked at the mess we made, then cleaned it up
>After we cleaned up we went back to the showers and quickly showered again. Luckily no one noticed us going back.
>When class was finished Jake stayed back and after everyone left, we gave each other our phone numbers
>Since then we have been together for 2 years and fucking some where else, so we don't have to sneak around as much.

Sorry if this last bit feels a bit rushed, I just wanted it to be done with. Also i type much faster with two hands ;)

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>>723424133
as I should be.

>>723424398
Fuck that. I actually understand things. In haste I read too quickly and sloppily and just a huge prick move and some kind of ulterior-agenda prolly

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>>723417523
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>>723421836
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>>723424526
Hope you enjoyed the story and happy fapping!

>>723411000
More? Also bi and kinky and LOVE latex

>>723412566
YES! Well Asian boys and girls. Currently with a Chinese boy. It's awesome

>>723424706
i don't think enough photoshop was used on this pic, it's not quite uncanny valley yet

>>723409119
yucky gaybo bastard yuckyuck

>>723423690
I will accept this statement and move on

I am bi. I like fucking boys, and being fucked by them, but I would not be in a relationship with one.

I just got out of a relationship with a girl and want to try dating guys for a change. How would I go about doing this?

>>723425996
Craigslist ad, ask for a horny poofuck

>>723426082
I'm not into hookups, I'd rather try for a relationship.

>>723409953
i love the view of cock and ass together~

>>723426082
Because girls dont have gspots and only piss on you. Maybe the gspot is just a bladder. You dont have anal? Thats nice. Nobody would call it horny poosex when you do it with cindy all the time

>>723426164
Go to an area that has a high amounts of gays and you can guess the rest.

>>723425674
You guys who think like that are fucked up. Trap lovers or you guys. Whatever. You focus all on your dick after you made yourself a eunuch. Bleh

>>723426388
The fuck are you saying

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>>723409119
B-but I am bi!

>>723426397

I like the dick and the ass, that's it. it is about the physical.

>>723426388
I can see how that could help. I'm locked in town until the semester ends though.

b u m p
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>>723426638
>I like the dick


That's all that's required for being bisexual.

>>723427642
>using a man like a woman
That's not what homosexuality is about. Contrary to popular psy ops

>>723414736
sauce?

>>723427751


You are literally just afraid of being accurately labeled for your sexuality. Grow the fuck up. You're bi, get over it. I did.

>>723427751
there's levels, everything from slightly liking men to slightly liking women is bisexual.

cause im not a faggot

>>723428133
yes you are

>>723424535
need sauce.

>>723420879
no becouse its ugly as hundred fucks,ok?

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tfw mike pence won't give you his full 12
>volts

Because it's not gay when you're sucking a cock dripping with your wife's cum then eating his cum out of her pussy

>>723428715
He's a bitch

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>>723409119
because i'm a corndog-sexual

>>723424526
Typing? This has been posted here before (and I cum every time).

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>>723428883
>he hasn't fully embraced uncle pence
what a fag

>>723416614
I want my mouth on both those cocks

I am .3.

Something is inherently wrong about it and it repulsed me to no end

>>723429240
He has no balls and is a lesbian
>>723430162
>something
Your fucking brainwashing

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>>723430498
i want antifa to leave like the cucks they are