ITT: We all live in the same house.

[Gets murdered]

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Who the fuck stole my pocket pussy and drank my beer?? It had my name on it faggots, I'm getting real fucking tired of this shit.

>burns house to the ground
problem solved.

>>723406843
You motherfucker,it was you wasn't it?
*Hides a turd under your bed*

>>723406616
hangs out nude all day

hi guys, thanks for letting me rent a room with you!

my name's ron. ron defeo, what's yours?

>>723406616
Since everyone here is a new fag. I'll say it GET OUT!!!!

I don't need flies, or bloody walls, I got enough problems as is.

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>>723406616
Mom, OP is sucking my dick again

>>723406616
*molests the weaker anons at night*

Is there a draft over by the kitchen table? It's always cold in that spot.

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I'll be the mom

Who the fuck bought this faggy light beer

>>723407144
*breathing intensifies*

>>723407109

Lesanon roommate here, anyone see where I put my phone?

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>>723406616
>if we threw a party

>>723406913
GARY WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS DAMMIT! JUST BECAUSE YOU WRITE YOYR NAME ON IT DOESNT MEAN ITS YOURS. WHY THE FUCK DONT YOU GET YOUR OWN FAKE VAG!!!!!!

>>723407286
shut up meg

>>723406616
I always just go to my imaginary bed in these threads.

I'm going to bed.

Whats for dinner and whos making it

Why the fuck is there shit in the fridge AGAIN?

>>723406616
I don't know any of you, stay out of my room and don't touch my dog

>>723407341
That filename
Lost it

>>723407551
*molests dog at night*

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>>723407074
Ben dover

hi guys do any of you like pcgames

>>723406616
Shits in corner.

>>723407631
*breathing intensifies*

>>723407496

I'll make it we're having Papa a la John's but someones gotta collect it so we can use the buy one get one free deal.

>>723407648
*molests ben dover at night*

>>723407728
*likes it*

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WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO GOT DAMN COLD

>>723407665

I like sims 3 and civ 5. Lan party?

>>723407814
*immediately stops*

>>723406616
Goddam it, someone didn't flush their dooky. Again. Fuck!

>>723407924
*continues where you left off*

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>>723407631
My beautiful dog doesn't deserve that, leave her be

>>723407948

I'm glad my private bedroom has an en suite

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>>723407843
BECAUSE SOME ANONS REDIRECTED ALL THE GAS DOWNSTAIRS.
WHY?
LETS NOT QUESTION IT.

>>723407869
Cool mate i like counter strike and battlefield

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>>723407989

>>723407989
*questions what it means to molest someone*

>>723407989
*tables turn and Ben Dover molests you*

>>723408066
League of legends.

Oh hi our names are Ed and Lourran let's make a big fake ghost story and get famous. Btw did I mention we are a bunch of lying cunts?

>>723407074
My name is george lutz. I'm sure we'll get along great here.

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>>723406616
>paints house red

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>>723408059
I feel as if now is the perfect time to question it

>>723408066

The new battlefields pretty cool, I like the pigeon.

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Guys, be quiet. I have to pray in my room.

>>723408282
*thinks about molesting both of them at night but doesn't*

>>723408329
Because she wouldn't do the succ

>>723408137
molestation doesn't even harm anyone

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>>723408329
It is to gas all the inferior oldtypes

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS PAINTED MY FUCKING ROOM MOTHER FUCKING PURPLE

Peepholes

>>723408400

I was gonna get the others to chuck you out but your dubs have proved your worthiness to stay here

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>>723408497
if you want it to be a different color you can borrow my red paint

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>>723408497
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT

>>723408497

That was me I like purple

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>>723408400
no

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Guys my younger sister wants to hang out with us for the night, is that ok?

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>>723408649
red is far better

>>723408649
Ben fucking dover doesnt like his walls purple.
Get ready for a flash in prison on yo asshole

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>>723408671
does she drink goo, my dude?

>>723408671
Does she have a dick

>>723408671
*pulls self together and tries to molest at night but can't because life is ultimately pointless*

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>>723408497

>>723408671

That's cool with me, always down for another girl to chill with

Guys I'm back from the pharmacy I picked up our prescriptions. They ran out of Paxil, Prozac, effexor, welbutrin, latuda, Lamictal, seroquel, Trazadone, Xanax, klonopin, Ativan, Valium, oxycontin, vicodin, morphine, codeine, fentanyl, and Valtrex

A vagabond arrives, claiming to be the true heir to the throne of the Byzantine Empire. He's dressed in all purple, with Byzantine flags printed on paper taped to it. He also has a dog that's been painted with the names of multiple Byzantine emperors on it's fur. He claims the room of a Turkish man, and challenges him to a duel with sharpened sticks.

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>>723408801
You have a problem

>>723408706

I agree but purples still cool

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>>723408947
So what the fuck did you get?

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>>723408794

>>723408947
You get my condones? I'm gonna need some of those Xanax also,roomie

>>723409061
laid.

>>723408963
*tries to molest the vagabond at night but still fails because the fire is lost from life*

Where the fuck is my grape juice?

>>723408947

What did they have then? Did they have any ketamin?

>>723409109
Ben motherfucking dover doesnt think so.
Ben dover fucks anything he wants to, even if it has a dick.

>>723408671
Does she have pubes?

>>723409176
Molest you with welches grape juice bottle.

>>723408497
Well I wasn't going to use fucking green you dumb nigger

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>>723409109
oh shoot, I forgot to get rid of the white bar.
here is a fixed version

Anybody remember the WiFi password? OPlovesDicks4ever isn't working anymore.

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>>723409143
Mutha fucka. I sent you for one damn thing and you get another hooker pregnant. Fuck, you are so grounded.

>>723408671
Only if she doesn't ruin our fun time ;)

OK... Who's piss jugs are these?

Alrite so which one of you is gon be feeding me his foreskin orally and then anally

>>723409247
Do you think this is fucking funny

Gonna ring my dealer up. What you guys what?

>>723409239
*hits with entire watermelon* go the fuck to sleep hoe.

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>>723409223

>>723409206
I got us a bunch of ketamine but they only had one pack of syringes left, you guys cool with sharing?

>>723409239
*realizes that time has surpassed him, the young are better molesters than he ever was or will be*

>>723409383
Yeah were gonna need uppers, downers, and all arounders

>>723406616
YO, what the fuck man? Some dude was hanging from the ceiling in my room.

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>>723409310
You don't own me. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go shit in the neighbors box garden.

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>>723409036
WRONG!
purple is not okay

>>723409398

That's okay I'll just snort

>>723409383
Ten million dirts

>>723409398
Sure,we all got the same strain of herp anyway. Is anon sister still around?

>>723409151
The next day, he finds a massive hole in the wall between the rooms of him and the vagabond. It appears he'd been trying to create a structural weakness in the walls of your room, but the hole wall had collapsed. He desperately tried to glue it back together with his dog's shit, but he failed. He states "These walls are not worthy of a man of Constantinople. Tomorrow. You will see." The next day, there is only a small crawl space where his door was, leading to a room encased in cement, with only bed in it.

>>723409398
Fuck the needles. I'm gonna snort it like a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

>>723406616
Who left their cumrag in my shoe again?

>>723409481
Cut him down and put him in the pit out back with the others

RENTS DUE NIGGERS

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>>723409366
I do

>>723409601
Sorry...

>>723409640
The vagabond pays in silk.

>>723409524
She's in the rape dungeon right now but she'll be up for dinner

>>723409606
*longingly looks as the others lower the man in to the pit with all the other people he has molested at night*

>>723406937
Live stream axe murdering everyone. Burns down house while sitting in a rocking chair on the front lawn, shoots at emergency services when they come to help while wearing nithing but a MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat and a BLACK LIVES MATTER t-shirt.

>Trumped!

>>723409486
Don't you turn your back on me young faggot

I can't find the car keys. People need to quit lining up their coke with discount card from the van keyring. How am I supposed to pay for the bait candy if I don't have the discount card?

OPEN UP! THIS IS THE POLICE! WE'VE RECEIVED A COMPLAINT ABOUT AN OVERWHELMING STENCH. IF YOU DO NOT OPEN UP NOW, WE WILL HAVE TO USE EXCESSIVE FORCE!

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>>723409564
nice job

Hey... where is geg?...

>>723409804
SUCK IT PIGS

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>>723409685
Whats fucking funny then bruh
Wanna go bruh

We need to compare our softies. Somebody start and I'll follow

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>>723409804
no

This internet sucks, who is hogging up all the bandwidth?

>>723409874
Hey! You two faggots take it outside. I swear if you break the TV again with this bullshit ...

>>723409775
FUCK YOU LARRY! QUIT ACTING LIKE MY DAD JUST CAUSE YOU BAILED ME OUT OF LOCKUP AFTER I GOT WASTED AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY!

Squidward had nowhere to run. The usually cheerful and happy go lucky little sponge had him pinned down. Whenever he went into heat Squidward hid away from the world, but this time he hadn't been able to get away in time and Spongebob's alpha instincts kicked in. Squidward had wanted to be Spongebob's omega for so long, but he was afraid and put shed the sponge away whenever he tried to get close. But not this time.
Squidward was nervous. He'd only ever practiced with his beloved clarinet and while he enjoyed the cold smooth instrument inside his ass, he knew it was no substitute for the real thing. As a virgin he'd never experience a real dick, but he felt an aching emptiness deep down every time he went into heat.
Spongebob unzipped his square pants and Squidward's jaw dropped. The rumours weretrue. Spongebob had two square spongey balls and a long and thick rectangular penis. Squidward gulped. How was that monster dick going to fit inside his tight little squid hole?
"Don't worry babe, I may be made of Sponge but I'm hard where it counts."
Spongebob slammed his ginormous rectadick into Squidward's tight little squid hole and began to thrust hard and fast. He let out his signature laugh with each thrust.
Squirdward cried out and wrapped his tentacles around Spongebob. As he got used to the feeling he tentatively gave Spongebob's sponge holes a prod with his tentacles.
"Do it." Spongebob breathed in his ear. His breath was so warm and sent a tingle down Squidward's tentacles.
Squidward inserted his tentacles into Spongebob's sponge holes, causing the sponge to moan aloud. He felt Spongebob knot inside him and Squidward came hard shortly after.
"Wow." Said Spongebob when he came. "That was even better than a Krabby patty."

>>723409859
The police enter the building armed. A man tried to punch an officer, but he was shot in the knee cap, and dragged out. It turns out they weren't cops, but in fact the crips. They'd been looking for just that man.

>>723409971
Sorry just got done downloading 80 petabytes of tranny porn

>>723409979
Not my fault the fucking tv was bat-proof

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>>723409383
The will to live

Okay I've come back from meeting matey.

I've got 7 grams of Mephedrone, a gram of MDM and 4 valiums for myself.

I've got:

An ounce of weed
8 grams of Mephedrone
5 grams cocaine
4 grams MDMA
10 grams of speed (looks shit quality though)
6 valiums
10 Lsd tabs
And 3 pills but I don't know what they are

Share amongst yourself, don't be too greedy

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>>723409874
Nigga I already beat cho ass last night. Better stop fucking playing foe Ben Dover come get you after this shining ass beating.

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>>723409999

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>>723409881
Waddap negroids it aint gon suck itself. Who's gon join me

>>723410043
*decides to end it all after the kerfuffle with the negro*

>>723406616
Whoever's tendies and chocolate milk this is, fuck you.

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>>723409999
Fucking checked.

>>723410140
Give me the coke and the mdma where's anons younger sister?

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>>723409770
Dave? ...you okay man??

>>723406913
damn you, you know it gets lonely in this hellhole get off my ass

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>>723410157
....

God damn it guys if you're gonna an hero be courteous and do it near the burn pile in the back

>>723410341

I heard she was in the basement last

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>>723409859
>>723409999
DON'T YOU THINK FOR A GOT DAMN SECOND I WON'T BEAT CHO ASS AT SUMMERSLAM FAGGOT

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>>723410286
B-But...those are m-my tendies...

>>723406913
Sorry, i gave the beer to op because i thought it was him.
Didnt know you shared the name Faggot.

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I swear to god if I find another fucking body pillow crusted in cum in this place im moving out

>>723410499
Fuck she's dead, that didn't take long

Each day it only gets worse. The vagabond is constantly expanding, and has now claimed a fifth of the hallway. He has painted the walls red, purple, and gold, and every 6 feet, he builds a square-shaped fort that blocks the entire hallway, with only one way through. Other vagabonds have appeared, and "the Basileus", as he calls himself, always has 2 guards stationed outside his room, and one in every "fort". Additionally, he's wasting the house's money on uniforms for the other vagabonds, made of cloth of and mail of steel.

>>723410528
Fuck yo tendies

yes I am peeing in the water bottle. it was empty anyways. no I won't walk to the sink or the toilet

>>723410246
*writes a suicide note*

I know that I don't talk much but I wanted to let you know that living in this house with you was the worst thing I have ever done. You have stole the one thing that I live for from me. I can no longer molest anybody at night thanks to you and your fucking shenanigans. Back in my day molestation was a triumph, now it's just a way for negros to get off. I hate what this world has become and I hate all of you even more.

P.S.
I only like the dog, he's the only one who ever understood me and I leave all of my trophies and belongings to him.

P.S.S.
Sorry for leaving the skid mark on the toilet.

*castrates and hangs self*

>>723410670
Why

>>723410670
Save the pee bottles for me we're filming a porno with anons sister in a bit

>>723410587

Aww I was gonna have girly time where her. Anyone else got a sister they want to invite over?

>>723410827
This house has a no estrogen policy and you're all breaking it by walking around with clothes on

The Basileus has now issued that all who crops his borders without permission will be brought into the living room and executed in front of the TV.

>>723410808

She's dead

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>>723410587
nope she is still alive, but she is a fuck nugget now

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>>723410418

>>723410614
Well...fuck those last 2 pieces of Papa John's pizza you THOUGHT you had left!

YALL NIGGERS HAVE 5 MINUTES BEFORE BEN DOVER SHITS FURY TO EXPLAIN WHY THE LOCAL RAPIST PET HUNG HIMSELF.
AND WJERE IS MY 1000 DIRTS
PREPARE YO ANUSES

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>>723410237
Fuck out our house nigga

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>>723410898

But I gave the house drugs and papa johns. I think the policy should be reviewed.

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>>723410914
wrong kiddo, see>>723410968

Guys be careful taking too much of that Xanax cause the next day your anus will really hurt

>>723411081
Go flick your beans im gone

*Fucking Ivanka Trump*

>>723411068

My private room has a lock on it. I'll be there till this phases out

Best fucking thread on 4chan hands down

>>723411298
No dont you DARE THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITHOUT GIVING ME MY DIRTS

>>723410565
>if I find another fucking body pillow crusted in cum in this place


Closes youtube marathon of Sarah McLachlin. Wipes cum on body pillow.

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>>723411298

>>723411554

Me and anons sister are not coming out till you've calmed down. There are some weed and valiums on the table

>>723411727
WELL LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO ARE GONNA BE IN THERE UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES ME DIRT.

>>723406616
Hey guys, just a shy sissy trap wondering if I can move in...

>>723411854
These guys don't have the balls

The picture of hitler at the foot of my nazi memorabilia is a family heirloom, not a cum tribute.

>>723411854
Yes you can stay in my room, just mind the tarantulas and don't touch my stash

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>>723411967

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>>723411727
but she is a fuck nugget now

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Hi guys im the slav.
Who wants to get drunk, talk about devushkas and smoke cigarettes?

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>>723411967
Are you sure

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>>723411847
cqc the door down

>>723411984
*Smokes stash*

Me and anons sister are going sleep now. Don't bother trying to break in because my private bedroom is reinforced with electric titanium diamond and a lock on the door. Night

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>>723406616
Who fucked a nigger?

Ben motherfucking Dover has some sexy time to attend to.
Ben dover wishes you all a good fucking night.

>>723411854
get out of the house
traps are gay see>>723409261

>>723412488
Fuck this house reeks of tampons and feminist literature

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>>723412348
I didn't know you liked to get wet

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REEE
I'm the oldfag. Living in this house since Moot built it. I bet you cant even remember [insert meme from 2004]. Gtfo my lawn.

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>>723412554
lol

anyone up for some hot gluing in my room? Bring some. snacks

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>mfw stoned and no more tendies

>>723410106
*hugs*

>>723406616
Why's it gotta be the fucking Amityville house

>>723412554
What am I feeling right now...

>>723412488
You wouldnt force a high sissy fag out on the street, would you?

>>723412448
you did it last night

>>723412554
Churmed, ill, butt nekid, Shermed, PCP.... That's what you had. You couldn't smell it?

>>723412785
Lots of heterosexuality so that is only a normal house for them

>>723412828
No you can come to my room.
Dont worry about this angry anon.

>>723412899
wat

>>723412889
navyseal.jpg

>>723412941
Heteros are fucked and defiled so if they live in a ghost house the serpent seed theory surprises me nothing

im the creepy uncle who touches everyone

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>>>>723410237
Get back in the basement with your other queers and traps

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>>723412828

>>723412978
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about dude.

>>723412902
Do you have another bed or sofa?

>>723413038
Google it. You caused the fall of man
>>723413034
>pussies don't stink
>i love females but i dont so this confuses me and I lash out

Hi roommates!
Do you mind if I vape? :)

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>>723412902
your lock can't stop me, see this>>723411633
the dubs prove that it is true

Nobody disturb me, I'm going to be jacking off to hentai and other shit for the next few hours in my room. Also STOP JERKING OFF IN MY FRACKING COFFEE

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>>723413100

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>>723411854
You pretty. Your my friend.

>>723413061
[Virginity intensifies]

Heh no.. you... You can sleep in my bed :33 [pukes]

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>>723413119
IF YOU WONT LET ME LIVE WITH MY TRAP FRIEND I WILL BAMBOOZLE EVERYONE. THIS IS NO JOKE. I WILL START A SOLO MASS SUICIDE. WHOMST CAN STOP ME?

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>>723411984
Lmao took me forever to get the reference

>>723413221
I .. I guess that's OK. Just keep me safe from the mean anons.

S H I T T E R S C L O G G E D

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ITS THE POLICE!
The reddit side of your neighborhood informed us about illegal possession of MEMES! Open the fucking door!

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>>723413871
Oh no! Dan! Flush me down the toilet.

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>>723413453

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>>723413871
I'd like to remain silent.

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>>723413871
you can't stop Zeon with simple swat squads, faggot

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>>723414022
once again I have proven my power with dubs

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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I'm going to my room to use the computer. I'll need peace and quiet guys.

>>723413453
mass suicide?
don't you mean you will stop the samefag circlejerk that has been bumping this shit thread?
shut the fuck up you fucking shitlord newfag.
posting a shitty ass pepe won't hide your newfaggery.
kill your self irl right now and stop samefagging, it's polluting the thread.

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>>723415126
I WILL SAMEFAGBUMP THIS AWESOME THREAD AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO.

>>723413151
*glares and slowly puts your coffee cup down*

Fuck off! The next thing I know, you'll be telling me to stop jerking off in your shampoo bottle!

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wanna join jacuzzi ;3?

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>>723414905
haha, nope see these:
>>723411633
>>723413119
>>723414022
>>723414220

>>723415355
did he died?

Hey I'm going to the store is there anything you guys need?

>>723415355
:v dont babes

>>723415468
he's always like this, don't worry

>>723415512
I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER NINES, NUMBER NINE LARGE, NUMBER SIX EXTRA DIP, NUMBER SEVEN, TWO 45'S, AND A LARGE SODA!

>>723415512
no, thanks

>>723415512
Love

>>723415633
Hey you! Wanna follow some damn trains with me?

>>723415633
>diet coke

>>723415512
Glue, lady's underwear and a pack of cigs if ya don't mind

but we still have problem with the police

Ok which of you hecking hecks stole my virginity

>>723415512
get me some condoms, Mom's horny again

>>723415889
no, it was solved see >>723414136
and if that doesn't work we have an immortal god see>>723414022

>>723415889
Feck 'em
Feck 'em........and their feckin system

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>>723415889
That's right kiddo! Show me what's in your pockets.

>>723416098
i don't need another one

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>>723416176
This will be 15$ for your language young man.

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>>723416195

come and get it

>>723416098
It was >>723408671 I jerked off while I watched her do it.

>>723416099
Can I watch Mommy?

>>723412733
>like man what the fuck is this shit, scoob what did i tell you last time, the tendies are MINE. Emm, Eye, Enn, Eee. Do you even fucking listen to me?

Alright thats it i vote scoob gets murdered. Looks like meats back on the menu.

>>723416362
how can she do that when she is a fuck nugget now?

>>723416481
im with you

OwO What's this?

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>>723416362
impossible see>>723416554
(pic related) here is a diagram comparing normal people and fuck nuggets

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>>723416351
[Notices buldge]

HE HAS A WEAPON. GET ON THE GROUND

>>723417215
how are cops still too stupid to notice these 2:
>>723414136
>>723414022

Where's the good scissors? We can't keep anything nice in this house.

>>723417344
dubs of truth! cops get rekt

>>723416299
Who yer callin' a young man yeh cunty mccuntface, pajama wearin', sissywrestlin, slipper-using codfish

>>723417383
up your asshole, buddy

>>723409804
SUCK A DICK FAGGOT! I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A CARCANO JUST LIKE KENNEDY!

>>723417481
Have you seen my underwear? i left them in my room. Who stole my underwear? You guys come into my room and go straight for the underwear.

>>723414220
save me from him with your dubs
>>723417215

>>723417458
*accidentally pierces your nipples*

>>723407059
faggot

>>723417660
it was him
>>723413453

>>723417660
Anon, didn't you know it's laundry day?

>>723417700
wow nice dubs.
guess your wish came true.
COPS ARE NOW OFFICIALLY DEAD AT THIS POINT.

Damn it to fuck, for the last time NO FAPPING IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!.

Which one of you niggers shit in the toilet and clogged it?

>>723418223
thanks mighty

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Alright guys you killed all of our cops. What do you want from us?

>>723418467
>want to fuck all your holes
>want to gang rape any survivors

also where is that guy who went out to the store?

>>723418467
Whores and they better good looking ones. And no crack or meth heads, damn skanks keep stealing our crap

>>723418728
Probably got in between the shooting.
He was a hero. Remember him.

Storeguy 2017-2017 rip in peace

>>723418866
nice dubs btw

> i go in the living room and start fuirously masturbating to spongebob porn

>>723416593
lets hang him from the rafters in the basement. Tie him by his tail. Then well tape his mouth with duct tape. Don, grab me the razor and shaving cream and the rust bucket that Tanner threw up in last week.

ill shave him. I dont want to kill him though, Tanya you like killing shit, would you mind chopping his head off? Also you can chop off his penis and no we wont be upset if you want to keep it and fuck it occasionally, do that shit in your room tho you nasty nympho

Brad and I will carve him up. John likes to cook, he can take the meat. so everyone is invited to the cookout this weekend. John will do the dog skewers, Brad and I will make the sides, rice, lentils, and mixed veggies.

Also someone should wrap a few joints, lets get high and eat scooby, whose with me?

>>723419362
Better not be using my lotion.

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>>723418866
dubs of truth.
this meme (pic related) shall be his tombstone

>>723419537
At least he's not doing it in the fucking shower. I had to spend an hour cleaning jizz out of the pipes this morning.

And where are the fucking whores?!

>>723419671
dead.
they drowned in the jizz shower

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>>723419492
youre genius

Which one of you faggots pulled an upper decker in the master bathroom?

>>723420372
Hey, if you fags don't care about the pipes being clogged with 500 gallons of jizz then who'll notice on little turn in the toilet tank

>>723420722
Go for it Leroy. I jizz in there all the time

>>723420722
thats what i thought while pulling upper decker

>>723417887
Cut off your dick and become a female
>>723419537
>cutlets

Why the fuck do the walls always bleed when no one else is around to clean them up? Do you not fucking see there is a mess? I'm not cleaning this up anymore!

this is actually super depressing , realizing that I have to simulate social activity ...

Someone tell /x/ to stop roleplaying about semen demons, they won't shut the fuck up!

>>723421206
No its really fun and you should enjoy it! Why don't you come to my room and have a drink!

>>723421206
>tfw am in high school and still no friends
>tfw failing grades due to having developed chronic masturbation
>tfw am reliant on a shitty image board for something even slightly resembling social interactions

>>723421496
im the same :v

>>723421451
Don't do it! He'll spike your drink anon! He'll spike it like he did to John! *hisses* Save yourself

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>>723421778
>dick in hand
>green text about shit life
>faggot responds "im the same :v"
>lolwhatafaggot.wmv
>continue not doing homework

>>723421496
> anon thinks its bad now
> I'm done high school
> I'm literally a model , and I get no pussy
> I have fake friends