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A scorpion stung me 4chan. What do

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A scorpion stung me 4chan. What do
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Tease the scorpion with your dong. Wave it around in front of him
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god a baby scorpion stung me on the tip of my finger. it stung for 3 days and my hand was numb for 2 weeks. shit sucks.
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>>723402584
Nothing it's not gonna kill you.
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>>723402584
gg for you my friend, only choice you got now is eat that mothefucker( boost ya inmune sistem ), and strem that shit boy ...
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>>723402584

release him
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die
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If dubs let it sting your dick
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>>723402584
General rule of thumb regarding scorpions,

the smaller the deadlier

rip
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>>723402584
Where are you from that looks like the southern devil, pretty much hang out I step on them all the time it stings a little but nothing bad man up
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>>723402584
Eat it you dumb faggot
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>>723403029
Yes, do it faggot. Don't be a little bitch and let it sting you right in the dickhole
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let him go
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>>723402854
the smaller they are the more deadly they are, be careful anon
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>>723402584
Honost opinion shove his stinger into the tip of your penis and post pics this has never been done before here
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>>723403029
Rolling
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>>723403177
Dont listen to this dumb cuck, the only one in the states you might die from is the bark scorpion and that is not the bark scorpion they are light yellowish
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>>723403029
Rolli olli
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>>723402584
Stinger in penis

Stinger in penis

Stinger penis
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The next champion of the 4chan space program
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>>723402584
"Ouch... oh shit a scorpion stung me. Should I call 911, or go on an image forum under the boards that post gore and traps?"
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>>723403296
hes correct.
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>>723402836
Livestream this OP. I want to watch it sting yer donger.
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>>723403340
Re roll
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>>723402584
Make a sail boat with paper, fill up your sink, put that little fucker on there and see if it floats
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>>723402584
Make him pinch your testicles and venomate the head of your boiclit
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>>723403385
re re roll
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>>723402584
Cum on it fam drowned him in sperm then fry it up and eat it
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>>723403296
I had dozens of bark scorpion fuckers in my old rental house, shit sucks.

I went full PTSD and killed the fuck out of every single one of them, every night for months. My dogs and I never got stung, but it was close a few times.
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>>723403453
Re re re roll
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>>723403500
Also, dubs, stinger in anus
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>>723402836
>>723403029
>>723403143
>>723403197
>>723403351
>>723403381
>>723403423

Look at this OP. We're all rooting for you. You could be the next legend of /b/. Believe in yourself. You can do this. Let it sting you in the dick. Deep down, you know it's the right thing to do.
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ffs scape program you cucks!
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>>723403799
checkem
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Rolling dubs for him to let scorpion sting him in the dick
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>>723403799
>scape program
runescape
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>>723403296
yep it was one of these and a baby. i hear they let out more venom than adults because they don't know what they're doing. huh. coulda died?
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>>723403799
winrar!
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>>723402584
Benadryl. Unless you're allergic, Emergency room.
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>>723403900
kek
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