Let me prove to you that real atheists don't exist

it's interessing dude explain me plz

so you are saying that only religious people exist?

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>>723398105

nope ?

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>>723398240
>>723398372
What would you do if you were in a plane & the pilot said "Hey we are all going to die soon!"?

ALLAH SNACKAR

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>>723398547
I didn't even know that this pic had scrubs as an inspiration lmao

>>723399255
die

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>>723399792
What would be the FIRST thing

you do

>>723399255
Fuck a stewardess.

>>723400043
Order a beer

>>723400169
this

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>>723400239
the VERY FIRST thing

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>>723400311
try to kiss a girl

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>>723401769
NO
You would do/think something else

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>>723401830
this also goes to the lurkfag who only watches this thread and doesn't post anything

Take a guess!

>>723401830
pray to the satan?

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>>723401967
basically the opposite of that

You would prey to god

ask for forgiveness

and deny that you have ever been an atheist

because you don't want to got o hell

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>>723401960
Suck every black cock on the plane

>>723402147
i've seen so much fucked things on the internet
so i wouldn't do that
god is dead to me

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>>723402208
Yes you would.

But first, and after sucking them off
you would do this: >>723402147


>>723402326
ohh trust me in a life and death situation you would think very differently about that

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>>723402208

>>723402147
Lol, prey. I'm more of a predator.

>>723402147
>claiming unknowable knowledge
Seems legit.
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/slippery-slope

>>723402418
dont think so

>>723402418
That's called making amends or making peace with oneself. It doesn't mean god exists.

>>723402604
yup

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>>723402502
You would not think about your logical fallacies in such a situation lmao

>>723402482
>>723402530
>>723402604
You have never been there. You would be much more humble. It means making peace with god. Because if your life is at risk you wouldn't go "HURR I DONT KNOW IF HE EXISTS"

>>723402418
Ok let me get real here for a minute. The nature of my life choices puts me in life threatening situation quite often. I am shit scared every time. I do not however pray. I don't pray because there is no one to pray to. The very fact that I exist disproves your argument.

>>723402418
I really wouldn't. I would probably do everything I never had done. Rape being the VERY first thing. Stewardesses are hot after all.

>>723402751
How is this proving that god exists? All you are saying is that some people may pray to god if they thought they would die.

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>>723398105
Wtf you should be in jail

>>723402751
No shit, I'd probably think about the safety card and try to follow the instructions.
As, y'know, logical people would do. But I'm sure "God" will save you if you just pray.

>>723402751
he don't exists

nah fam id jump out the plane naked and die with style coz i already know im goin to hell in every religion

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>>723398105

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>>723402764
>The nature of my life choices puts me in life threatening situation quite often
You need more Jesus in your life lmao. No matter what your religion is.

>>723402851
Not some, ALL would. This proves that atheists don't exist. I didn't make a point about god's existence. However, you should understand that even doubting his existence is a sin and will get you to hell. That's why I never get into an "Does god exist" argument with atheists, even tho I would absolutely ROAST them.

>>723402883
You should be in hell. And where did you get my picture?

>>723402901
Lmao safety instructions when the plane will crash. Good luck tho fam.

>>723403064
and rape someone in air

>>723402751
What makes you think that everyone assumes they are hellbound, if the person believes there is a heaven or hell? Don't say "We all deserve it". That's an opinion. They might be under the impression that they are heavenbound.

>>723403140
I can tell you that I would not pray to god if I thought I would die. I've been in a situation where I thought I would die. The first thing I thought of was my family and friends. God never crossed my mind.

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>>723403230
Yeah. But would you take the risk? We are talking about an ETERNITY in hell here.

>>723403140
How can you make a blanket statement of all people? you cannot say that everyone would.

>>723403140
>choosing to believe in an entity that will solve all of your problems because you prayed to it to
>not doing what you can to take control of your life as best you can
10/10 logic. Maybe try to bait less obviously next time.

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>>723403140
I got it from the internet joseph

>>723403354
Yes. I will stick by my beliefs, no matter what. After all, why should I risk anything to pray for a creature that has not been proven to exist? If I survive, I will spend my life knowing I was a coward and went against my beliefs because of a fake book. That is why I would never acknowledge God's existence or pray to him.

>>723403354
>ETERNITY in hell
So your "benevolent" god dooms people to hell for choices he knows they will make, allowing people to be born only to suffer for eternity after death.
Seems like a bit of a dick, if you ask me.

>>723403434
BTW hows the CP prouduction going

>>723403354
What about people with other religions? Buddhists do not believe in a god, nor do they believe in a higher being. They believe in enlightenment and rebirth, so even if they are not atheists, they would not pray to a being you call "god".

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>>723403363
my good understanding of human nature

>>723403317
You won't cross his mind either when he creates his heaven list

>>723403434
fuck off

>>723403400
Our choices were already made

>>723403513
>If I survive, I will spend my life knowing I was a coward and went against my beliefs because of a fake book
But nobody would know about that. And if he exists, he will know what you did.

>>723403520
The book doesn't speak about a "benevolent" or loving god. It's about a just god.

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>>723403678
hell

>>723403697
>my good understanding of human nature
yes, except how metabolism works

>>723402751
I have been there, nigger faggot, and the thing I did was regret not having kissed a girl.

I almost got hit by a car doing about 60, luckily it just clipped my bike wheel and I got away with a few bruises.

>>723403697
>good understanding

How so? Do you have any degrees (and proof?)? Have you done any psychological studies? Are you well known in the psychology/philosophy/other human nature communities?

>>723403793
/thread

>>723403697
>You won't cross his mind either when he creates his heaven list

That's fine by me. As long as I stood behind my ideas to the very end, I will be happy until the end. Of course, I will become food for insects after I die, so it won't matter.

>>723403697
Bullshit. New Testament has plenty about how benevolent God is. Conditional love literally causes PTSD in children, and that's a being you want to pray to? You must have SERIOUS daddy issues. Your "God" objectively causes evil by creating humans that will do evil and not preventing that evil.

>>723403354
What risk? If a person thinks they are going to heaven and they don't bother to update this agreement, what are they risking?
A person who thinks they're going to hell unless they pray at the last second isn't in any better position than ghr person who firmly believes they're going to heaven and don't need a last second update to their contract.

>>723399255
look for a parachute

>>723403697
Nobody would know that. You are correct. Since he doesn't exist, he won't know it either. However, until the very end of my existence, I will be content in the fact that I was not a coward.

>>723403354
Eternity in hell?! Literally wtf, hell doesn't exist anon.

If put in said hypothetical situation, the first thing I would do is think of my wife and children. And try to get a message to them like all the peeps on the planes during 9/11. Not pray to some imaginary grey neck beard wizard to forgive me for fapping to traps.

>>723403749
Hell doesn't exist. I will be reborn into another life, therefore I have nothing to worry about. ;)

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>>723398105
...What did you say...about Mein Kampf

>>723403697
>Our choices were already made
Is THAT how you justify b ing a lard ass? Damn. Disappointing.

>>723404386
*?

>>723404251
This proves what everyone else is saying. If you listen to the 9/11 footage, some people DO pray to god. But not all. Instead, they get a message to their families, and makes sure that they said their goodbyes.

>>723400043
Jack off to gay autistic furry porn and fantasize about getting skullfucked by tom brady.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32pyoz

>>723398105
can someone tell me what this fags youtube name is again? I forgot.

>>723398105
Ate your way to hello fatgott

>>723404602
Joseph8276

He an heroed tho.

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>>723404602
joseph8276

>>723402147
>You would prey to god
>prey to god
>prey
I'll give you half a point. I probably would say a prayer before jumping out of the plane, but it wouldn't come from your bibble.
RIN
KYO
TOH
SHA
KAI
JIN
RETSU
ZAI
ZEN

Which translates to "May all who watch over the spirits of warriors protect me".
And it would have jack shit to do with heaven and hell, it would be said right before doing something that I have a slim chance of surviving rather than waiting in the plane which I have pretty much no chance of surviving, like jumping with a makeshift parachute into the water or something.

Also fuck off with your selfie-posting. No one wants to see your smug face. The LEAST you can do is post reaction pics of someone attractive.

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>>723404672
as far as anyone knows hes in jail for child porn
he went dark last October

all had to do was watch a minute and a half of a youtube video of this faggot to see how brain damaged and autistic he really is... she ?

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Joseph8276

This thread is amazing

Hail Satan

>>723399255
Why do you think every person would react like you? Are you retarded or something?

Sorry anon I won't pray to your imaginary friend in the sky I will leave a message via my phone and tuck it somewhere safe

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>>723408143
fear of hell

>>723398105
look at this shit
i've tried posting many things here, always a few comments only.
now i see what u fags like

Is OP Joseph8276? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Mvj9no3mI

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praise god, you were right, there are no real atheists

>>723409340
You dont make sense idiot. I'm not sitting in that plane. It only exists in your simple mind. Usually kids are like 7yo when they realize all the ppl around them are concious beings with own believes who make own decisions.

>>723398105
Op, you are a special kind of stupid. Your logic doesn´t apply to everyone.

>>723401960
panic?

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>>723409439
i have changed. I found my way to Jesus. And so should you.

>>723409616
thanks

>>723409653
just image you were in it. Then you would act EXACTLY as i described it

>>723410073
yes. yes it does. You don't believe in him now. You will do it in a life threatening situation.

>>723398105
HA.
I laugh at your JHVH. Let me prove to you that ODIN is the true King Of Gods.
>winter storms are caused by Frost Giants
>Odin declares war on Frost Giants
>Global Warming
AESIR: 1
canaanites: 0

>>723402147
>basically the opposite of that
>You would prey to god
>ask for forgiveness
>and deny that you have ever been an atheist
No I wouldn't because No one would be listening and I don't say that to be fucking edgy I just Truly believe that.
>Also: plane crash = death, 99.999999999999999999999% of the fucking time so I would not be wasting my time on worthless prayers. If there were a god then he clearly doesn't give a fuck about people in plane crashes. evidence? all the fucking people who have ever died or disappeared in a plane crash.

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>>723398105
i hope someone cuts your throat and watches all the gravy drain from your disgusting obese body.

eat shit and die, staypuff marshmallow man.

>>723402418
>Yes you would.
Again, NO.

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>>723411601
>JHVH
He is called 'JHWH' and you shouldn't call or write his name, it's a sin.
Also, we killed your gods like 1000 years ago lol

>>723411697
that's a sin aswell

>>723411666
>I would not be wasting my time on worthless prayers
The prayers are not for you to survive! They are for you to go to heaven. Not hell!
>worthless prayers
>If there were a god then he clearly doesn't give a fuck about people
There will come a time
oh yes there will come a time
when you will heavenly regret those words

>>723411773
read about the ten commandments

>>723411802
see my second point here in this reply ^
you want to go to heaven.

>>723402147

in a situation like this only a complete shitbag would prioritize praying to some lame deity over trying to contact their loved ones - their mom, dad, spouse, siblings, etc. to tell them they love them.

I'd probably try to skype with my cat before I prayed to your shit god.

>>723402751
as it happens your argument is shit. As an atheist who has been in a plane crash, I'm in a unique position to deny your bullshit. I survived. I did not pray.

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>>723403140
>Not some, ALL would.
Not all, SOME would, faggot.
We are not all total pussies like you. Die like a man.

>>723403140
>That's why I never get into an "Does god exist" argument with atheists

da fuk u doin rght now fggt?

>>723402147
Why would I prey to god? Do you mean prey on god? Thats fucked up dude. Don't molest god.

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>>723412297
online newspaper article of the incident or gtfo

>>723412106
>lame deity over
1st sin: calling him lame
2nd sin: putting someone/something else above him
3rd ... you can go to heaven if you contact him instead... where you can see them later if they were good people

>>723412536
I prefer to die like a believer. That's not a situation to die "like a man"

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>>723398105
true infidels don't exist

>>723411666
Nice trips, confirming OP is a fraud even though we all knew already.

>>723400311
Most likely shit my pants

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>>723412668
Hes being a faggot right now.
>>723412868
>online newspaper article of the incident or gtfo
Ya cuz every tiny little private plane that ever crashed has a fucking article about the plane crash that could have killed over 2 people. You are a fucking retard. My dad was a pilot. Used to take me with him just to fly around in this little shoebox size fucking plane. He crashed more than one in his time before he died, but I only went one time then crashed and my mom said fuck that hes not going anymore. Fuck off faggot. You look like Thad Jarvis from the guitar queero episode of south park.

>>723412868
>1st sin: calling him lame

Nah, I think my first sin was watching my parents bone through the cracks in the blinds

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>>723412868
>I prefer to die like a believer. That's not a situation to die "like a man"
, said OP, Who was clearly a troll because jesusfags don't surf /b/

>>723412002
>we killed your gods like 1000 years ago
lol no.
None of the Aesir die before Balder, and Balder's death is the beginning of Ragnarok. If Odin were dead, Fenrir would be devouring the sun and the earth would be freezing.

But the earth is warming, because Odin is kicking Frost Giant ass. Unlike your YHVH who couldn't even defeat one tribe of desert people because they had chariots of iron. Then he couldn't stop a bunch of regular humans from killing his only son. YHVH is a bitch, ODIN is the true King.

>>723412868
Regardless of the pure bait this thread screams, you are a faggot forcing your beliefs onto other and sins are only sins because you believe them to be so.

Why is it all Christians have is hell threats? No proof so they just try to scare people. I don't even dislike relegion it's just not for me, like believe what you want but of the most compelling argument you have for believing what you believe in basically boils down to a threat then I don't know what your expecting and if that's the primary reason you believe then that's just fucking sad. Not doing what's good as it's right, but just trying to avoid hell.

If someone wanted me to sign up to something and when I asked them why, if the best reason they had was to tell me if I don't I'd be tortured forever I'd tell them to get fucked.

>>723413330
At least the sun is real.

/thread

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>>723413216
Holy fuck. I didn't even notice. Eat it OP. fucking faggot.

>>723403140
i thought you were Andy Milonakis

>>723413727
All of them are fairy tales though.

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>>723413473
There was a time when I lokked EXACTLY like him. lmao
I also like this show
Also, pics of the plane crash then.

>>723413670
That's absolutely disgusting, sir!

>>723413762
>Why is it all Christians have is hell
because we want to save you from it, so you too can go to heaven

>>723413727
>>723413978
>ODIN is the true King
He doesn't exist. There's literally no evidence of him that would be accepted by the scienrific community. We on the other hand do have the bible, the first scientific document.

>>723413898
I am tho?

10/10 thread
10/10 gods are dead

>>723414023
1) i said all gods are fairy tales so why link me.
2) i know you're trolling but atleast try somewhat, don't bring science into a religious discussion. It's not helping your case.

>>723411420
I want to die, that´s why i won´t pray in a situation like that.

Most of all, i belive in the eternal darkness or the neverending sleep if you will...

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>>723402147

>>723398105
you got cancer.
what are you gonna do?
see the doctor, right?
that's right, christians doesn't exist

wut if i was in a chopper! so crazy to think of things like this XD you seem fune

>>723414023
>because we want to save you from it, so you too can go to heaven
so you can threaten us with eternal torture, as with always you have no proof hell exists, but you bang on about it anyway.

Again if someone came up to you, telling you to join their club and the only reason they had for you to join is "do i or we will torture you forever because our everloving god isn't actually ever loving unless you spend one one day a week listening to stories about him" and bare in mind that the only reason humans can sin is because of Satan (apparently) but god is omnipotent, it says so in the book. So either he let Satan place evil on earth for kicks (which isn't all loving, again contradicting what it says in the bible) or he couldn't stop Satan (which contradicts him being All powerful) and if he doesn't love every one, or isn't actually all powerful, then why the shit would i listen to him?! I might as well be listening to any random cunt in the streets.

And again if the only reason you do good things, or even resist doing bad things is out of fear of eternal torture, that's pretty fucking low.

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>>723414023
>There was a time when I lokked EXACTLY like him. lmao
>I also like this show
>Also, pics of the plane crash then.
Since you didn't whine too much about me being a dick, then I will admit that I totally lied about the plane crash. Also the fact that you enjoy South park.You're in my cool book now OP. until the next OP comes along and ruins it for you.
Anyhow I had a friend from west virginia who looked very much like you named Wes, so that helps your case too.

Ya I was gonna keep it up and say fuck you OP there are no pics cuz It was 1994 and we didn't have a digital camera but fuck it. I totally lied. still I don't believe I would pray.

Gr8 b8, m8.
Though just for the heck of it, let me say this, as if your post wasn't such bait.
If there is a god, how are you sure it's your god? How are you sure it isn't allah, or buddha, or the 6 million indian gods, or something else?

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>>723414023
>We on the other hand do have the bible, the first scientific document.
You have it, sure, but that's not what it is. Its a book of stories presented as fact to keep you in line and stop you from asking too many questions, or killing your neighbor and taking his fuckin hot wife. Pic related.

>>723399255
Flyentology doesn't really float.

>>723415207
All those gods are the exact same. A concept for weak willed people to cling on to and shift the blame for anything shitty towards.
There's only stories made up by people so their way of life is justified.
Little boys being fucked by roman overlords? God wills it. People slaughtered and cultures erased? God wills it. And so on.

>>723415559
I know, that's why i'm asking.
>Don't believe in god? god wills it