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Satan told me I'd get dubs

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Satan told me I'd get dubs
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>>723388146
he was wrong
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>>723388146
he lied to you
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>>723388146
satan told me that he would give me your dubs so fuck you
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That was Santa, you idiot
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Kek just like normal hes bullshitting you
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>>723388411
Wtf Lucifer...
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give me satan trips
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>>723388411
satan has truly fucked OP
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>>723388146
Satan told me I'd get singles
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>>723388700
He's butt fucking op by this poinr
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get?
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>>723388881
damn so close
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>>723388146
bitch, please...
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>>723388146
Have you met Jesus and let him into your hearth, yet?
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He told me the same thing...
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>>723388146
Fucking nigger, Kek is more powerful than you, you filthy edgelord
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>>723388146
>>723388965
>You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
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>>723388146

Oh yay, another guy with schizophrenia
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>>723388146
Ur not worth to get dubs, watch and learn
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I AM Satan. Check these.
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Satan is not real
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>>723389225
Ur not satan, ur pathetic
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>>723389125
>When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
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>>723388146
The Baphomet told me I would get trips.
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Dethklok should get dubs from satan
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>>723389350

And you are the father of faggots
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>>723389321
I am the son of Satan, and I command the next three posts to get dubs.
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>>723389321
>satan
>pathetic
pick both
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>>723388146
he is, after all, The Father of Lies.

.. but Jesus loves me, therefore I get dubs.
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>>723389409
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>random singles get
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>>723389350
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>>723389410
Fail
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>>723388146
Sorry OP, satan is a powerless liar. Watch this...

The blessing of Jesus will grant me digits.
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fuck satan
fuck jesus

HAIL ODIN !!!
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>>723389554
So close
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>>723389554
Off by one, motherfucker
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Satan loves me this I know, the messages im dogs blood tell me so. Give me dubs please.
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>>723389458
>>723389554
even Jesus holds no power here, now watch this instead

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

get
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>>723389711
shit just got real
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>>723389656
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he just said i might if i post
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>>723389408
Dethklok should get its fifth season.
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>>723389711
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Into thy arms I commend my spirit. Fill me with your love, or lord of light and knowledge. Take me away from all this death
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>>723388146
In Nomine de Nostri
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Get
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>>723389854
>>723389747
Cthulhu has descended on /b/, it seems.

Kek should've stayed dead.
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>>723388411
000 = Trips of Truth
111 =
222 =
333 = Angel Trips
444 = SaleBoat Trips
555 = timer IC Trips
666 = Satan’s Trips
777 = Jackpot Trips
888 = Fat Trips
999 = Hitler’s Trips

XXXYY = the Full House
449 = the Bill W
0112 = the Fibonacci
314 = The Pie
411 = The Info <---- Checked
911 = Emergancy
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Satan isnt even real because gods not real check these dubs
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>>723389711
Cthulhu fhtagn!
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>>723390361
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satan
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satan has arrived
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>>723389467
checked
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39
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>>723390274
actually 777 are angel trips or gods trips...
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>>723391570
why?
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Faggot
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>>723390274
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>>723391680
becasue number 7 or 777 is considered a perfection and so is the god. Also that's why satan is 666 because its inferior yet so close to perfection...
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check em
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>>723390274
rolling for something
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>>723388146
No he said you get dubs if you stop being a faggot.
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>>723390274
>>723392112
trying my luck again before bed
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>>723392213
You will die in your sleep.
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I am here children, now serve you dark lord
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>>723392554
of by 101... try again later
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Beezelbub get
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>>723392554
He said Satan.
Not you pussy fucker Lucy.
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>>723392200
and was true.
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>>723388146
this is not a picture of satan
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>>723388146
Satan says you suck. I shall get dubs as his love for me is pure!
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>>723388146
You didnt get dubs cuz you disreprected Satan by posting an image of Baphomet.
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kill yourselves children
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watch this satan
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KEK
>7
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Quads for kek
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>>723389711
oh shit nigga
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>>723389089
I don't think so anon. May the powerful lucifer grant me dubs.
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give us quads
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It's my first day as satan. Be gentle with my
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Satanic dubs GO
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>>723388146
Deceiver, obv.
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SATAN IS IN US ALL
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hail satan
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Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick ...
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HAIL SATAN
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Satan is not real fags
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>>723388146

satan told me
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>>723388146
Satan has no power here. Kek is the ruler of this realm!
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>>723388146
hailsatanworshipdoom
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>>723399474
Kek guide me!
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Damn it satan
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>>723389711
>That is not dead, which can eternal lie...

Checked.
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