I get pegged once a week. Ask me anything.

what's your favorite position?

>>723381032
when was the last time you took the cage off

>>723381126
We do this Jockey/Doggy hybrid that feelsgoodman. From behind is definitrly preffered for me.

>>723381388
I don't have a cage, actually. We still engage is regular sex as well - usually in the same day.

>>723381032
Why can't I do this without covering the dildo in shit?

>>723381032
how did you get yer missus to do it, I really wanna but my girl aint havin it at all

>>723381032
Fucked myself with my wife's vibrator for the first time earlier this week. Wasn't bad, but wasn't fireworks either.

>>723381799
There are a lot of strategies people use. I try to limit eating ~10 hours beforehand and clean with a douche ~30 mins/1 hour before.

If you use too much water though, you're in for a "shit water for 2 hours and it never gets clean" type of day

Got any videos OP?

>>723381902
Honestly I don't know. We were just talking one day about the type of porn we watched and when we got to the subject of shemale porn (what I prefer to watch) we just kinda went to a store on a whim and bought a dildo.

>>723381930
I guess it's just not everyone's cup of tea.

>>723382111
Nah, we took one once but it was quickly deleted after. On account of exterior lighting making the screen black...it was weird xD

>>723382112
bugger, my missus dont even watch porn

>>723382265
I feel like pretty much everyone does, even if they don't want to admit it. Yeah I never thought I'd get to this point though.

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>>723381032
Did it hurt the first time?

>>723382630
No, I honestly was used to the feeling before (had done some self play with some, in hindsight, not so safe home sex toys) but the best way at first is a good amount of lubrication, relaxing (super important) and to properly stretch yourself out.

Normally when I clean I bring a small dildo with me to pre stretch before the actual sex.

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Did you let hole man ravage through your spectral synaptic?

>>723383562
My anus was quick to accept him as my lord and savior.

>>723382003
Thats a lot of work just for being a faggot

>>723383990
Is it really? Not stuffing your face for a little longer than the average night sleep and ~20 minutes in a restroom? I'm just surprised it took someone 45 minutes to come call me a faggot.

At the end of the day, I'm still having sex twice today.

>>723383990
its just a learning experience

Would you create a pic for 4chan to see? Also praise hole man.

>>723384240
This. It started off taking forever and a bunch of different strategies. But you just find out what works for you.

>>723384387
Praise be, but probably not. We kinda enjoy the privacy of not being on the internet like that.

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>>723384211
Say hi to your wife's son for me next time you finish douching your boipussy homo

>>723383022
how did u and ur girlfriend start doing this? did u just bring it up ?

>>723384715
>wife
>homo
Pick one brah

>>723384823
Yeah we were just talking about what porn we liked watching (for me is as shemalsle stuff and for her it was lesbian stuff oddly enough) and one day she was like "lets go buy a dildo?" So we did. Very odd circumstance I guess but hey, such is life.

>age
>do you shave
>does she have a nice body

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>>723385030

Me and my girl do this about every other week or so because our schedules are pretty inconvenient considering all the time needed for prep. She's always getting jealous when I stuff myself without her.

>>723385109
>22 she is 23
>occasionally but very rarely
>we are both slightly overweight people her less so than me

>>723385372
What do you do for prep? I already said what I did above, just curious if your method is different.

>>723381032
Wanna wife swap? I'd love to get pegged by someone else and my wife is a fucking pro.

>>723385422
Boner lost then. Though I always thought the best chicks to do you with a strapon are either really skinny and tall (like me) or chubby ones with giant tits.

Praise be to our lord and our God hole man. But, how did you guys get into this in the first place?

How did you ask your woman to try this?

>>723385827
"I had a dream where..." works pretty well. Makes it pretty easy to gauge their reaction and interest and opens up the topic to be discussed.

>>723385548
That'd be cool, it's my fiance though, not wife yet.

>>723385678
Sorry to disappoint bucko, just keepin it real.

>>723385758
>>723385827
We were discussing our porn preferences and once she found out I was into shemale porn she suggested we go buy a dildo.

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>>723382265
>Bugger

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>>723386120

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>>723385030
>lesbian stuff oddly

Yeah it was odd to me as well until my exwife left me for a woman.

>>723386560
This fag doesnt even get that shes out munching box right now while he is worried about peppering his angus

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>>723385422
I knew it.

>>723386693
Lmao

>>723384715

This. OP is not just faggot but cuck faggot.

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>>723381032

You have cucked yourself. Well done...

>>723386560
>>723386693
Well I mean we live together and she is waiting rn for us to do it so...also how do you like your angus peppered?

>>723386704
Not like fatasses lmao. Just a little more than average.

>>723386733
>>723386775
I mean we've been together for like 8 years and I still fuck her 4-6 days a week (with no condoms because she has an IUD for that shit.

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>>723387450
Nigger you done fucking goofed. Expect a shitton of misery down the line.
Nothing good comes from cramming things up your ass especially when you have your bitch do it.

You were warned.

>>723387616
While I appreciate the warning, I'm okay with taking my chances.