There are over 300 million people in America, and this fatass

>implying over 300 million people voted
a little effort please

No, dumbass, the implication was that this was the best individual American voters could come up with.

Obviously reading comprehension is not your strong suit.

>>723378881
>how do i reply?
lurk more

the very truth of how the US functions is to remain a mystery forever...

>>723378613
technically Hillary has a higher bmi so she is fatter

>>723378613
Americans are retarded, what did you expect?

both hillary and trump are thicc af , dont get me wrong trump is gonna do skeevy shit just like any other president, but atleast we wont have to worry about hillary starting a war.

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>>723378613
this bird would have been a much better choice

>>723378613
>the people chose Trump
>Hillary won the popular vote
pick one

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>>723379548
Now all we have to worry about is Trump starting a war

>>723378613

BRRRRRRAAPPP

>>723379722
>not knowing how it works

Stay in school, chap

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>>723379722

>>723379722
>Hillary won the popular vote
The popular vote is as irrelevant as your opinions.

>>723378613
>implying body weight has anything to do with governing a nation
>if this were the case, most world leaders are shit then. They're almost all fatasses

The Republicans wanted to elect the first obese president after the Democrats elected the first black president.

Firsts all around!

Dat ass do

>>723378613
>implying over 300 million people are possible presidential candidates

W E W

>>723378613
THICCC

>>723378613
T H I C C

>>723379837
yes worry that the guy that wan't to step out of a military alliance and stop the interference strategie from america to start a war

>>723380243

nigger these Russian shills should at least be taught correct English before shitposting.

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>>723378613
>>723379368
>>723379837
>>723380167

>>723380352

when you can't take a joke so you just shit post and get mad instead.

>>723380352
wew, the ol' anyone who is against Trump must be a Hillary supporter

y u heff to be med? is only post

>>723380343
i have no counter argument let just yell

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>>723380027
>>723380042
>b-but muh electoral college
>>723380000
Nice quads, you're still a moron though.

>>723380508

l2english nigger before moving on to subjects like politics.

>>723378613
not my president

Is my president

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>>723380657
>b-but muh electoral college
That's the game, Snowflake.
Do you need a participation trophy?

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Here's the interesting part:

The cheeto's committing active espionage and treason for Russia.

The whole country knows this.

>mfw trumpanzee retards are only angry his espionage and treason was leaked. they don't care that he's working for the Russians.

Isn't that something? What a country! KEK The Jews have the USA hoodwinked!

>>723381102

Trump is a shill for the Jews.

He kisses their feet.

>>723381102
McCarthy must be spinning so fast in his grave

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>>723381166

Trump is the biggest Zionist on the planet. You sir, are correct.

>He hired all of soros' guys.

"conservatives" were silent.

>He hired all of Hillary's Goldman Sachs guys.
"conservatives" were silent.

Sad!

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ITT

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

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Now that Israel and Russia have mended ties, they'll be working overtime to finish America off with traps, homosexuality, trump, furries, biracial cuckoldry etc.

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maybe trump's snowflakes can save murka

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maybe trump's buttfags will say "who cares about inauguration crowds! Pass legislation you foolish cheeto! work! stop golfing! stop going on vacations! work cheeto, work!"

Many reasonable people are very ashamed it has come to this

>>723381776

>he won

Still won't prosecute Hilary for email scandal because there is nothing to prosecute her for.

kek

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Looking forward to 16 years of a Trump Presidency.

>>723381054
>whining about Trump losing the popular vote
Riddle me this, fucko. Who would be president if votes made by *THE PEOPLE* mattered?

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>>723378613
I know it's great isn't it?
MAGA!

>>723381776
Source on this email?

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>>723381776
tbh Hillary and Trump are laughing at all the retards.

The fact is that both of them represent the Coastal Liberal Elite. Me.

And both of their 'tax reform' plans will further decimate the middle class.

So we (the upper-middle class) will continue winning.

Someday maybe you'll pick a Bernie Sanders. I doubt it though. We'll throw another D or R trump in there for 2020 and 2024, and so on.

:))

>>723381054
KEK

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>>723378613 (op)
I feel you
We could have put Keanu Reeves or Samuel L Jackson or Kurtwood Smith (in character as Red Foreman only) in the WH
Instead went with a NYC democratic socialist
>angry reac face

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>>723381054
If we're being honest, red states are welfare states.

No one in a red state should be able to vote.

Blue states are worth trillions of dollars.

They give hundreds of billions to red welfare states for subsidies and welfare.

We let you pick this one. And you chose a do-nothing, orange reality tv star retard.

You won't be choosing ever again.

Our choice was an old woman who wore stroke prevention sunglasses or an old, diaper wearing wants to fuck his own daughter good for nothing assclown. And we chose the assclown. United States of Dumbasses indeed.

>>723382085
Wikileaks

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>>723382222
>blue states are worth trillions
>illinois is blue

And that's when people stopped listening.

>>723378613
You know about half the electorate stayed home because they were so depressed at their two options.

>>723380657
I'm a moron but you don't know how voting works lmao how bout neck yourself

>>723382895
Half the electorate always stays home.

>>723382696

This picture makes you realize how empty the country is when you know more people voted for Hillary.

>>723378613
God damn mmm what are they feeding those white girls ;)

>>723382696
Implying Bernie wouln't have made the whole country blue

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>>723378613
Fatass you say?

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>>723378613

Guess I'll dust off this one.

I know Donald Trump. He lived in a richer area of New York at one point. I bumped into him in a sandwich shop. He was shooting the shit with the sandwich maker when I came up to give my order. I got a standard turkey on wheat with mayo and pepper jack. It was something very simple. All the while Donald was laughing to himself and pointing at me occasionally mumbling, "Is this guy serious?"

I wasn't sure why I guess he was displeased about me ordering or what I ordered. After I got my sandwich I sat down and ate while he just leaned back into the windowed meat display and watched me. When I got up to throw the trash away he stopped me and offered his hand. I was shy because I knew who he was but he introduced himself anyways. When I shook his hand the other hand came out of his pocket holding a tazer which he used on my neck. When I fell to the ground tense I soiled myself. He laughed, "This guy." And started kicking me in the face quoting The Apprentice over and over, "YOU'RE FIRED, YOU'RE FIRED."

I woke up in the hospital next to a vase of broccoli labeled, "From Don."

Now every year he shows up to my families Thanksgiving dinner, uninvited, unannounced, and just eats, laughs to himself, and then leaves. Last year he murdered my mother. I fear what hurricane Donald will bring this year..

>>723383025
Liberals enjoy living like rats in a small cage.

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>>723383175
OK smashing pumpkin

>>723383062
Implying your fantasies matter.

>>723383175

California and New York are actually pretty awesome. I know you're not allowed to like those places because you're pro Trump but if you ever get a chance to get to the west coast you should go man.

>>723380167
>first obese president
The fattest president was Taft.

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>>723383236

>>723383147
He sounds like a coolio dude,what a great experience,anon! Thanks for sharing your story.

>>723383236
Oh boy Sergei is back

>10 ruble and potato have been deposit in akkount

Keep up the good work tovarisch

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>Sharia Blue

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>>723383427
Sergei please go back to playing Dota

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TIME TO GO, SHILLS.

>>723383338

>thinking BMI existed when Taft was president

holy kek nigger

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>>723383445

(You)

>>723383270
There's a difference between visiting and inhabiting. I've been to both, had fun but woulnd't want to live there.

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>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves.
>While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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>>723383270
>California and New York are actually pretty awesome
LA is full of arrogant morons.
San Francisco is covered with homeless shit.
New York smells like piss.

If I never visit those cities again, I won't feel like I'm missing anything.

>>723383523
>>723383581
Sergei pls

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>>723383581
what is this triggered spam cancer on trump threads?

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>boy has a crush on girl
>boy receives confession from girl on his cellphone
>turns out it's from girl from an alternate dimension
>Alternate-girl (A-Girl) loves Alternate boy (A-boy)
>A-girl wants to learn about A-boy from boy since she assumes the two are the same
>Boy wants to learn about girl from A-girl due to the same reason
>Boy and A-girl can only communicate through short messages (SMS)
>A tale of love through cellphones
>Title: Keit-Ai!
>'keitai' means cellphone

>>723383587

I'd love to live out west. It's shame it's so expensive unless you want to live in the ghetto.

>>723383547
I think height and weight measurements probably existed when Taft was president, and that's how you calculate BMI. Also BMI isn't a great indicator of anything anyway. Also Taft got stuck in the White House bathtub. Took a crane to get him out. Look it up.

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>Love story
>Boy confesses his love to his crush on the phone
>Crush says yes, boy is ecstatic
>The next day, his crush says she never got a call from him
>Who was phone?
>Turns out he called the alternate universe version of his crush
>His AU crush is in-love with his AU self
>They agree to help each other get together with their crushes and whatnot
>They fall for each other anyway

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>Cellphones
>Confession
>Dimensions
>Dark Secrets
>Privacy
>Hijinks
>Feelings
>The Date
>Drama
>The Nature of Love
>Keit-Ai

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>Boy A falls in love with Girl A.
>Unable to confess, Boy A is gifted by a deus ex machina with Girl A's phone number. He calls her and they set up a date.
>It wasn't Girl A's phone number it was Girl B's phone number, which is Girl A's alternate universe counterpart, who's in love with Boy B or Boy A's AU self as well.
>Hijinks ensue as they set themselves up with each other and find out the NATURE of LOVE

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>a boy falls in love with a girl
>unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number

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>>723383587
Fuck California.
I got Herpes in that fuckin' state.

>>723383547
According to the New York Times, Taft weighted over 350 pounds at the time of his inauguration. I don't need his BMI to declare him the fattest president ever. Thanks for playing, though.

i support donald trump

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>>723383723
>SHILLS

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Studio: SHAFT
Director: Akiyuki Shinbo
Writer: Gen Urobuchi
OST Composer: Yuki Kaijura
OP/ED: Kalafina

A boy (VA: Kamiya Hiroshi) falls in love with a girl (VA: Chiwa Saito).

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>Keit-Ai! Because, you know, they can communicate only through cell phones and it's a love story. Get it, get it?

>>723383718
I would like to invest 900 dollarydoos in this manga plotline.

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Studio: Gainax
Director: Hideaki Anno
Writer: Hideaki Anno
OST Composer: Hideaki Anno

A watermelon falls in love with a truck.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with a image hash. Never minding the strange thread, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the truck he called is not the same truck he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the truck's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the watermelon's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most smug kaworu and asuka shitposts in order to equip the other with the QUALITY coding they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, TUMBLING ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the MASTER ANNO.

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>>723383832

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A boy (Chris Pratt) falls in love with a girl (Jennifer Lawrence).

Unable to ask her to prom, he is gifted by a random man(Morgan Freeman) with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she wants to go down on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his best friend (Seth Rogan), he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After looking on facebook, he finds out that the girl he called using his Samsung Galaxy S7 edge is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this planet at all. She is the girl's robotic alien counterpart (powered by Windows 10), who has fallen in love with the MC's own robotic alien self(Powered by Linux), who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, ACTION ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CGI.

[spoiler]Directed by Guillermo del Toro.[/spoiler]

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A girl (Sandra Bullock) falls in love with a boy (Keanu Reeves).

Unable to confess, she is gifted with the boy's former home. Never minding the strange letters, he immediately starts an exchange with them and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, after two years, when she recounts her confessions to the boy, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she sent letters to doesn't exist in her time line at all. He is the past version of her crush, who has fallen in love with her future self, while her past self is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PLAGIARISM.

Well I see the Russian Pro-Trump shills have detected a thread painting Trump in a non-positive light and are ruining the thread.

byyyyye

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is shocked when the girl is suddenly punched into a door by a stranger. But before he can be punched as well, he is saved by a skateboarding loli who calls him Daddy. It turns out she's his daughter from the future who's there to help him get together with her mother so that she'd be born. However, since the mother is lying on the floor as a door, the two wonder what to do, when they are suddenly recruited by an agency called Supernatural, Paranormal, and Extraterrestrial Countermeasure Agency (shortened as SPECA).

The agency, comprised of Christmas Cakes that can adapt and adjust to magic or ESP, is investigating the sudden increase of doors in the world, and has narrowed the cause down to a murder club that makes doors by punching people so hard they turn into a door. Each day, a person is turned into a door by them every 0.56 seconds.

The future daughter is initiated into the Yuri Cake harem, but the boy, not wanting to cause an uproar among the Agency female operatives, joins only as a Top-Secret Operative. His assignment is also entirely different; he is given a V.S.L.D (Virtual Sky Lantern Device). This device contains six chambers, each chamber can hold a 'LANTERN'. These LANTERNS contain energized prayers that can obliterate targets when shot.

Unfortunately, the director's daughter, Takumie Sudo, knows of the boy. She fell in love with the boy long time ago, but unable to confess, she becomes an Androgyny Dyke, and she is all out to destroy whatever relationships the boy has with his daughter.

The boy, his daughter, and Takumie now have to work together unwillingly to stop the leader of the murder club from turning more people into doors. But WHY is he doing all this? That's right, the bastard wants WORLD PEACE!!

I think I'll call it 'Kono KEIotikku Monogatari wa TAIhen na Mono Desuyone'(This CHAOTIC Story is a Big Fucking Mess), short form 'KEITAI'.

>>723383882
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>>723383959
is this the new tactic? clog anti trump threads with spam?

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A boy falls in love with a door.

Unable to take it with him, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the ability to punch people into doors.

After some investigation, he finds out that’s where ALL doors come from. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

Hijinks ensue as he starts a journey to punch increasingly stronger people into doors and find the door he's looking for so he can put it in his house. While he chases after his loved door, DRAMA ensues as he begins to fall in love with each door instead and question the NATURE of DOORS.

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> >>>>>> >>>723382073>>>723382078>>>723382085>>>723382098>>>723382151>>>723382177>>>723382222 check'd>>>723382256>>>723382575>>>723382696
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>>TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO
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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

They confess to each other for real (as in face-to-face), and live happily ever after.

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>>723383981
Bye Bye, Snowflake.

>>723381931
Say what you want about the prez, but damn Ivanka has a gorgeous set of knockers

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the familiar area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

The next day, he finds out that the girl he fell in love with lived next door.

Then they loved each other forever ever after, the end.

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>>723383914
I never claimed that Trump wasn't a lardass, I just doubt he weighs anything close to 350.

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>>723384138
daddy only buys the best

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>YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU H
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A boy falls in love with a girl.

He's not a bitch, so he picks a pretty flower and offers it to her, asking her out on a date. She agrees. The two have a great time and enter a relationship, culminating in a lifetime of happy marriage blessed with children.

>>723384169
I loved that story!

8 years. There is 8 more years of this constant whining. Just thinking about it fills my heart with joy. Seeing the groups of people I despise cry non stop. Its better than sex or drugs.

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

He musters his courage and confesses to her on the spot, he's never seen her before and may never see her again. She looks at him, smiles, and takes his hand.

She insistently pulls him all over the city. He's confused but she's happy and smiling which has put him in a good mood so he follows.

Then he realizes she's dragged him to the airport. Before he knows it, they're on a small plane and he has no idea where they're going. Even worse, she's the pilot.

The plane lands on a field. It then sinks into the mud. It will take a huge deal of effort to unsink it, and the weather is unseasonably warm. They step off the plane together and walk across unending fields, forests, and cliffs.

Finally, they arrive at a camp. It's huge and full of cro magnons wearing fur. Our MC is greeted with the business end of spears.

After a few tense moments the girl speaks up. "It's OK! Mom! Dad! Everyone! I have a husband now!"

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>>723384231
(you)

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Being able to confess, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

The next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she looks at him with a blushing expression.

Hijinks ensue as the two do lovey-doey stuff all the time.

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>YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU H
>>723384024>>723383997>>723383981>>723383959>>723383957>>723383923>>723383914>>723383882>>723383870>>723383866>>723383858>>723383840>>723383832>>723384223>>723384169>>723384150>>723384138>>723384131>>723384126

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Upon discovering her secret, she gives him her phone number. But when he calls it, he instead is greeted by a girl who has a crush on him.

The first girl vanishes, and presumably lives happily, away from suffering and pain. The pair end up married, with the girl barefoot and pregnant in a kitchen.

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Upon discovering her deep, dark secret, she gives him her phone number. But when he calls it, he instead is greeted by a girl who has a crush on him

The first girl vanishes, calling herself used goods. The pair end up married, with the girl barefoot and pregnant in a kitchen.

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he keeps his feelings to himself and moves on with his life. Years later, he meets someone that he finds "okay" and settles down with her.

He is very unhappy.

The name of this is [spoiler]Anonymous.[/spoiler]

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A boy falls in love with a Christmas Cake.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the mature woman's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the mature woman, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the cougar he called is not the same cougar he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the lady's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CAKES.

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>>723384150
>inb4 morons saying "FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS INFOWARS IS THE ONLY TRUTH DONT LOOK AT OTHER SOURCES BOW YOUR HEAD FOLLOW THE MANGO MUSSOLINI"

>>723378613
>1 month
>has been on 6 vacations
>golfed 12 times
>Immigration? Courts say No.
>Tax Reform? Nope.
>Wall? GOP says No.
>Blames liberals for everything.

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A boy falls in love with a MILF.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the mature woman's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the mature woman, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the cougar he called is not the same cougar he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the lady's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of MILFs.

>>723378613
can't spell trump without rump

did donald start this thread?

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A boy falls in love with a calculator.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the calculator's phone number. He immediately calls it, and is overjoyed to find out that the calculator has a crush o him as well. But the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the calculator, it does nothing because it's a fucking calculator and has no sentient thought.

After some investigation, he finds out that the calculator he called is not the same calculator he fell in love with. It's actually a calculator from another dimension, who also has fallen in love with his alternate universe self. Hijinks ensue as the guy helps the calculator win over his human while he himself is stuck with a calculator that doesn't love him back. However, as the two fall in love with each other instead, DRAMA ensues as they begin to question the NATURE of NUMBERS.

they said i had tiny hands

>>723384489
>...Anonymous
>02/23/17(Thu)14:21:08 No.723384479
>34 KB JPG
>A boy falls in love with a MILF.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the mature woman's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the mature woman, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the cougar he called is not the same cougar he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the lady's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of MILFs.
>...Anonymous
>02/23/17(Thu)14:21:11 No.723384483

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>>TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO
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YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU H
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Boy falls in love with a girl
By a deus ex machina he gets a mailing list with the girl's email on it
To his surprise all the emails are alternate universe counterparts who are in love with alternate versions of the mc
They form a message board and antics ensue as they share their darkest secrets and learn the NATURE of LOVE

>>723384131

Maybe not Russians but any non positive Trump thread gets spammed to death by these people.

Call me a snowflake but it literally just ruins the thread. If it was funny shitposting I wouldn't care.

>>723380167
President Taft had Trump beat there by 160 years. He was so fat he got stuck in the bathtub once.

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>>723384539

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A boy falls in love with a girl, but discovers that she's himself from another dimension. While she was celebrating her 16th birthday with her friends and family, a freak accident transported everyone there to his house. Coming into contact with your alternate self will make both of you disintegrate, but they'll try their best to find a way back home, keep their loved ones safe, and still be a couple.

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A boy falls in love with himself.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with his own phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls himself, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on himself as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions in his diary, he only looks at himself with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the version of himself he called is not the same version of himself he fell in love with. In fact, he himself doesn't exist in this universe at all! He is his own alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with his own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his own crush.

Hijinks ensure as he strikes up a deal to give himself his own darkest, most private secrets in order to equip himself with the weapons he needs to conquer his own heart. While he chases his respective loved one, DRAMA ensues as he begins to fall in love with his own AU other instead and question the NATURE of SCHIZOPHRENIA.

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A boy has no one to fall in love with.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with a girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, he couldn't find the girl anywhere, so he thinks he's stood up. However, the girl claims he stood him up. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the his own genderbent alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with him.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike share their darkest, most private secrets in order to learn more about their AU lives as the other sex. While the two chase after themselves, DRAMA ensues as they fall in love with each other and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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>>723384539

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MC is an ordinary high schooler. Average looks, average grades, not in any club. Several girls develop a crush on him, such as the tsundere childhood friend, the shy student council president, the token loli from another school, the tomboyish oneesan type from the track club. They all confess to him, but he rejects all of them because he wants something genuine. The girls, not knowing what this might mean, start researching in the library. The librarian girl tells them that MC might want his mother's approval of one of the girls before he can accept a confession. They start pestering him to introduce them to his mother.

But, he can't. His mother is so busy, they never met. The only contact he has with his own mother is through a cell phone.

He confronts his father to know why she can't get even one off day to meet with her son.
His father then tells the story of how they met.

[spoiler]A boy falls in love with a girl.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well...[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Keitai S2[/spoiler]

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>>723384537
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>>723378917 >>723378982> >>723379054
>>723379368> >>>>>> >>>723379548
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>383254 >>723383242>>723380477>>723380508>>723380657>>723382073>>>723382078>>>723382085>>>723382098>>>723382151>>>723382177>>>723382222 check'd>>>723382256>>>723382575>>>723382696
>>723382768> >>>723382830> >>>723382839
>>723383147
>>723382839
>>TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO
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YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU H
>>723384024>>723383997>>723383981>>723383959>>723383957>>723383923>>723383914>>723383882>>723383870>>723383866>>723383858>>723383840>>723383832>>723384223>>723384169>>723384150>>723384138>>723384131>>723384126
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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with a Nokia with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of NOSTALGIA.

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>bully loves being mean to wimp
>bully gets a message from wimp on his cellphone
>turns out it's wimp from an alternate dimension
>Alternate wimp (A-wimp) wants to get revenge on Alternate bully (A-bully)
>A-wimp wants to learn about A-bully from bully since he assumes the two are the same and wants information he can use to make A-bully feel bad about himself
>Bully wants to learn about wimp from A-wimp due to the same reason
>Bully and A-wimp can only communicate through short messages (SMS)
>While the two chase their respective targets, DRAMA ensues as they begin to hate each other instead and question the NATURE of CRUELTY

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>I fall in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, I'm gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, I immediately call her, and I'm overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on me as well.
>But, the next day, when I recount the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at me with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, I find out that the girl I called is not the same girl I fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with my own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as we strike up a deal to give each other our darkest, most private secrets in order to equip one another with the weapons we need to conquer the heart of our other selves.
>While we chase our respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as we begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>723384750
>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted with a Nokia with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of NOSTALGIA.

>>723378613
> not letting rapefugees, dirty mexicans, and marxist kikes plunge your country into the third world

You'll thank him later.

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I fall in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, I'm gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, I immediately call her, and I'm overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on me as well.

But, the next day, when I recount the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at me with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, I find out that the girl I called is not the same girl I fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with my own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as we strike up a deal to give each other our darkest, most private secrets in order to equip one another with the weapons we need to conquer the heart of our other selves. While we chase our respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as we begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>723378725
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>...Anonymous
>02/23/17(Thu)12:57:34 No.723378613
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>There are over 300 million people in America, and this fatass is who they chose as their leader.

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>You fall in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, you're gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, you immediately call her, and you're overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on you as well.
>But, the next day, when you recount the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at you with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, you find out that the girl you called is not the same girl you fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with your own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as you strike up a deal to give each other your darkest, most private secrets in order to equip one another with the weapons you need to conquer the heart of your other selves.
>While you chase your respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as you begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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>>723384747
>>723384537
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>>723378613 (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP)
>>723378725
>>723378881
>>723378917 >>723378982> >>723379054
>>723379368> >>>>>> >>>723379548
>>723379631
>383254 >>723383242>>723380477>>723380508>>723380657>>723382073>>>723382078>>>723382085>>>723382098>>>723382151>>>723382177>>>723382222 check'd>>>723382256>>>723382575>>>723382696
>>723382768> >>>723382830> >>>723382839
>>723383147
>>723382839
>>TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO
>>723383445
>>723383639
>>723383644 >>723383582
>>723383718
>>723383703
>>723383682
>>723383677
>>723383661
>>723383805
>>723383778
>>723383737
YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU H
>>723384024>>723383997>>723383981>>723383959>>723383957>>723383923>>723383914>>723383882>>723383870>>723383866>>723383858>>723383840>>723383832>>723384223>>723384169>>723384150>>723384138>>723384131>>723384126
>>723384333 >>723384311 >>723384295 >>723384292 >>723384269 >>723384247 >>723384243 >>723384535 >>723384531>>723384489 >>723384483 >>723384479 >>723384474 >>723384452 >>723384443 >>723384413>>723384384>>723384365>>723384747
>>723384741 >>723384699 >>723384663 >>723384623 >>723384619 >>723384592 >>723384583 >>723384573 >>723384551

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You fall in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, you're gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, you immediately call her, and you're overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on you as well.

But, the next day, when you recount the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at you with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, you find out that the girl you called is not the same girl you fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with your own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as you strike up a deal to give each other your darkest, most private secrets in order to equip one another with the weapons you need to conquer the heart of your other selves. While you chase your respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as you begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the familiar phone number, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

The next day, he finds out that the girl he fell in love is actually his sister, he was calling his own house.

They struggle with their relationship and how the world sees them and finally resolve to kill themselves together for the sake of their love.

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A girl falls in love with a boy.

Unable to confess, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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>>723384750
>>723384747
>>723384699
>>723384663
>>723384867
>>723384908
>>723384945
>>723384967
>>723385004

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>>723384908
>>723384747
>>723384537
>>723384333
>>723384226
>>723384039
>>723383805>>723383737
>>723383661
>>723383496
>>723383175
>>723378613 (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP)
>>723378725
>>723378881
>>723378917 >>723378982> >>723379054
>>723379368> >>>>>> >>>723379548
>>723379631
>383254 >>723383242>>723380477>>723380508>>723380657>>723382073>>>723382078>>>723382085>>>723382098>>>723382151>>>723382177>>>723382222 check'd>>>723382256>>>723382575>>>723382696
>>723382768> >>>723382830> >>>723382839
>>723383147
>>723382839
>>TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO
>>723383445
>>723383661
>>723383805
>>723383778
>>723383737
YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU H> >>723384024>>723383997>>723383981>>723383959>>723383957>>723383923>>723383914>>723383882>>723383870>>723383866>>723383858>>723383840>>723383832>>723384223>>723384169>>723384150>>723384138>>723384131>>723384126
>>723384333 >>723384311 >>723384295 >>723384292 >>723384269 >>723384247 >>723384243 >>723384535 >>723384531>>723384489 >>723384483 >>723384479 >>723384474 >>723384452 >>723384443 >>723384413>>723384384>>723384365>>723384747
>>723384741 >>723384699 >>723384663 >>723384623 >>723384619 >>723384592 >>723384583 >>723384573 >>723384551>>723384892
>>723384867 >>723384863 >>723384862 >>723384861 >>723384842
>>723384812 >>723384778

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A girl falls in love with a girl.

Unable to girl, she is girled by a girl with the girl's girl. Never girling the strange girl, she immediately girls her, and is overgirled to girl out that she has a girl on her as well.

But, the next girl, when she girls the previous day's girls to the girl, she only girls at her with a girled expression. After some girl, she girls out that the girl she girled is not the same girl she girl in girl with. In fact, she doesn't girl in this girl at all. She is the girl's alternate girl, who has girlen in girl with the girl's own girl, who too is blissfully girl of her girl.

Girls ensue as the two girl up a girl to girl each other their darkest, most private girls in order to girl the other with the girls they need to girl the girl of their other girls. While the two girl their respective girls, GIRL girls as they girl to girl in girl with each other instead and girl the NATURE of GIRL.

>>723385058

Are these bots arguing with themselves?

Have we achieved A.I.?

Or is someone just dumb enough to actually respond to that?

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A girl falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, she is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the girl she called is not the same girl she fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of YURI.

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A boy boy in boy boy a boy.

Boy to boy, boy is buoyed b(o)y a boy ex boy with the boy's boy boy. Never buoying the boy boy boy, boy boy boys boy, and is overbuoyed to boy boy that boy boy a boy on boy as boy.

Boy, the boy boy, when boy boys the boy boy's boy to the boy, boy only boy at boy boy a buoyed boy. Boy some boy, boy boys out that the boy he buoyed is boy the boy boy boy boy in boy boy. In boy, boy boy boy in boy boy at boy. Boy is the boy's boy boy boy, who boy boy in boy boy the boy's boy AU boy, boy too is boy boy of boy boy.

Buoys ensue as the boy boy up a boy to boy boy boy their boy, boy boy boy in order to boy the boy with the boy they boy to boy the boy of their boy boy. Boy the two buoy their boy boy boy, BOY boy as they boy to boy in boy with boy boy boy and boy the BOY of BUOY.

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>>723385139
>>>723384908
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>>>723383805>>723383737
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>>>723378613 (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP)
>>>723378725
>>>723378881
>>>723378917 >>723378982> >>723379054
>>>723379368> >>>>>> >>>723379548
>>>723379631
>>383254 >>723383242>>723380477>>723380508>>723380657>>723382073>>>723382078>>>723382085>>>723382098>>>723382151>>>723382177>>>723382222 check'd>>>723382256>>>723382575>>>723382696
>>>723382768> >>>723382830> >>>723382839
>>>723383147
>>>723382839
>>>TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO
>>>723383445
>>>723383661
>>>723383805
>>>723383778
>>>723383737
>YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU H> >>723384024>>723383997>>723383981>>723383959>>723383957>>723383923>>723383914>>723383882>>723383870>>723383866>>723383858>>723383840>>723383832>>723384223>>723384169>>723384150>>723384138>>723384131>>723384126
>>>723384333 >>723384311 >>723384295 >>723384292 >>723384269 >>723384247 >>723384243 >>723384535 >>723384531>>723384489 >>723384483 >>723384479 >>723384474 >>723384452 >>723384443 >>723384413>>723384384>>723384365>>723384747
>>>723384741 >>723384699 >>723384663 >>723384623 >>723384619 >>723384592 >>723384583 >>723384573 >>723384551>>723384892
>>>723384867 >>723384863 >>723384862 >>723384861 >>723384842
>>>723384812 >>723384778
>>723385058
>>723385042
>>723385004
>>723384967

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A boy falls in love with a boy.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the boy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of BOY'S LOVE.

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A man falls in love with another man.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the danshi he called is not the same danshi he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of BARA.

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>>723385212
>>723385139
>>>723384908
>>>723384747
>>>723384537
>>>723384333
>>>723384226
>>>723384039
>>>723383805>>723383737
>>>723383661
>>>723383496
>>>723383175
>>>723378613 (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP)
>>>723378725
>>>723378881
>>>723378917 >>723378982> >>723379054
>>723385212
>>723385178
>>723385170
>>723385139
>>723383242>>723380477>>723380508>>723380657>>723382073>>>723382078>>>723382085>>>723382098>>>723382151>>>723382177>>>723382222 check'd>>>723382256>>>723382575>>>723382696
>>>723382768> >>>723382830> >>>723382839
>>>723383147
>>>723382839
>>>TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO
>>>723383445
>>>723383661
>>>723383805
>>>723383778
>>>723383737
>YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR>>723384024>>723383997>>723383981>>723383959>>723383957>>723383923>>723383914>>723383882>>723383870>>723383866>>723383858>>723383840>>723383832>>723384223>>723384169>>723384150>>723384138>>723384131>>723384126
>>>723384333 >>723384311 >>723384295 >>723384292 >>723384269 >>723384247 >>723384243 >>723384535 >>723384531>>723384489 >>723384483 >>723384479 >>723384474 >>723384452 >>723384443 >>723384413>>723384384>>723384365>>723384747
>>>723384741 >>723384699 >>723384663 >>723384623 >>723384619 >>723384592 >>723384583 >>723384573 >>723384551>>723384892
>>>723384867 >>723384863 >>723384862 >>723384861 >>723384842
>>>723384812 >>723384778
>>723385058
>>723385042
>>723385004
>>723384967

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A boy falls in love with a girl (who has a dick).

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number, and also a dick pick, because that's a thing that she has. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl with a dick, she only looks at him with a perplexed erection. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush, and her dick.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of DICK.

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>boy has a crush on girl
>boy receives confession from girl on his cellphone
>turns out it's from girl from an alternate dimension
>The girl he is speaking with is actually a guy
>the guy exist in a rule 63 version of the MC's world and is the male counterpart of the girl that rejected him
>guy is trying to find out a way to bang his rule 63 version
>cross-universal wingman and bromance ensues

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A cute girl feels the urge to do cute things with a cute girl.

Unable to do cute things, she is gifted with by cute ex machina with the cute girl's thing. Never minding the strange thing, she immediately does cute things, and is overjoyed to find out that cute girl wants to do cute things as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's cute things done with the cute girl, she only looks at her with a uncute expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the cute girl she did cute things with is not the same cute girl she originally wanted to do cute things with. In fact, she doesn't want to do cute things in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who wants to do cute things with the MC's own alternate universe cute self, who too is blissfully unaware of her desire to do cute things.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their cutest, most private things in order to equip the other with cute things they need to do cute things with their other cute selves. While the two do cute things with their alternate universe cute girls, NOTHING ensues as they begin to feel desire to do cute things with each other instead and question the NATURE of MOE.

this thread is so sad, ive never seen someone self destruct like this on the internet before :'(

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>>723385305
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>>723385212
>>723385139
>>>723384908
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>>>723378613 (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP)
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>>>723378917 >>723378982> >>723379054
>>723385212
>>723385178
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>>723385139
>>723383242>>723380477>>723380508>>723380657>>723382073>>>723382078>>>723382085>>>723382098>>>723382151>>>723382177>>>723382222 check'd>>>723382256>>>723382575>>>723382696
>>>723382768> >>>723382830> >>>723382839
>>>723383147
>>>723382839
>>>TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO, SHILLS. TIME TO GO
>>>723383445
>>>723383661
>>>723383805
>>>723383778
>>>723383737
>YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR CHEMO. YOU HAVE CANCER /B/ AND THIS IS YOUR>>723384024>>723383997>>723383981>>723383959>>723383957>>723383923>>723383914>>723383882>>723383870>>723383866>>723383858>>723383840>>723383832>>723384223>>723384169>>723384150>>723384138>>723384131>>723384126
>>>723384333 >>723384311 >>723384295 >>723384292 >>723384269 >>723384247 >>723384243 >>723384535 >>723384531>>723384489 >>723384483 >>723384479 >>723384474 >>723384452 >>723384443 >>723384413>>723384384>>723384365>>723384747
>>>723384741 >>723384699 >>723384663 >>723384623 >>723384619 >>723384592 >>723384583 >>723384573 >>723384551>>723384892
>>>723384867 >>723384863 >>723384862 >>723384861 >>723384842
>>>723384812 >>723384778
>>723385058
>>723385042
>>723385004
>>723384967

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A boy falls in love with a girl from an alternate dimension.

Unable to be together, the two keep in touch through their phones and text message. After a while they come to realize that while they don't exist in the same world, their counterparts do, and share an uncanny likeness. They promise never to give up on their transdimensional love story while giving each other tips on how to approach their selves from the same universes.

Unknown to either of them, there is no alternate universe or magical phones. They're both just chuuni as fuck and unable to comprehend that they're simply in love. Bound by the null promise not to go out with their AU selves, they maintain contact through the phone and text messages and do their best to enjoy each other in their best capacity, never realizing that they always could.

Features a big cast of supporting characters ranging from close friends to school teachers who realize the reality of the situation, and either try to help them get together or play along and reinforce their chuuni beliefs. Sprinkle some subplots and a few side-romances.