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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
EP 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
EP 13: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
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>>723379491
this sounds shitty yet watchable
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I fucking hate you on a personal level
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literally anything
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Your mother in law may say nice things, she may pretend, but look up at the dinner table and for sure you're going to notice her staring at you in disbelief that you married her daughter. Oh, and the same thing goes for your sister in law. Basically a study is saying the reason why is selfish, too. According to some research coming from the Norwegian University of Science and Technology, the reason is because that they want things that are best for their family clan and not necessarily what's best for their sibling or child. They use Shakespeare to help explain their findings, specifically, Romeo and Juliet. Juliet's mother wanted her to marry Paris and not Romeo because he came from a good family, right? See, selfish. She was hoping some of that money would come her way, subconsciously or not. With sisters, they found that picking a spouse for their siblings, they prioritized things like empathy, responsibility, and being helpful. Meanwhile for themselves, they preferred traits like sincerity, humor, fun, and sexual satisfaction.
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>>723379589
You should kill yourself.

Ghostslide > Keit-Ai
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>>723379881
why didn't they raised the chicken to make eggs or bigger chicken?
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>>723380208
they're males and thus can't make eggs
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Two scientists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they want.
The first scientists says: "I want some H2O!
The bar tender fills up a glass, and gives it to the scientist.
The scientist takes the glass, and takes a drink.
The second scientist says "I want some H2O, too!"
The bartender fills up a glass, and gives it to the scientist.
The second scientist takes the glass, and takes a drink, and then dies.
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The brain of an adolescent is very plastic and able to create strong, lasting neuro-connections relative easily.
One's ability to strengthen one's aptitude is significantly reduced past the age of around 25 years.
After that, one's ability to strengthen one's bare basic ability to do things like memorize things, calculate, all other things stemming from that is just significantly reduced.
However, one's ability to recall stored information quickly and keep long-term memory is significantly increased.
Also, one can still learn and apply various techniques to improve one's ability of memorizing things and what not.
Knowledge, intelligence, and determination can compensate for each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KLPxDtMqe8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiduiTq1ei8
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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>>723380617
no
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>>723380627
maybe
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>>723380643
i don't know
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>>723380650
can you repeat the question?
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>>723380660
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOOOOW
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>>723380685
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOOOOOW
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>>723380707
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
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>>723380724
AND YOU'RE NOOOT SOOO BIIIIG
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>>723380707
jsabb ,s,b sz ,hj ,zhj and youre not so big!!!!
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>>723380734
life is unfair
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>>723378557
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>>723380612
What?
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>>723380612
An investigator!
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>>723380891
Nigga fuck you
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>>723380982
No, nigga, fuck you!
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>>723380660
bruh
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>>723381747
10/10
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literally anything
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>>723381986
its a parable, answers are 9 and 1. lol
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>>723382270
Wat? No variables my dude, only one answer. 9
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>>723379873
Chastityfags ruined femdom.
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>>723379874
Anyone have the one with sound?
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>>723378557
Literally anything.
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>>723379491
get out of here with the /a/ copy pastas lol
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>>723383230
THE END
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>>723383135
>>723383197
>>723383230
>>723383459

FEELS ALERT

FEELS ALERT

FEELS ALERT

FEELS ALERT
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>>723382635
no you're just autistic

answer is 1
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>>723379874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y
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>>723385386
Why do you think he's sad?
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>>723384460
u
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>>723385386
That's one sad, sad Russian.
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>>723385386
English-label vodka, no self-respecting Russian would go to Europe for their fix.
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>>723386779
>self-respecting
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>>723386779
Do you not realize how sad that Russian is?
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>>723386779
Maybe one of the reasons he is a sad sad russian
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I want to be molested by sheep girls.
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>>723387646
nigger
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>>723388642
nigger sheep are good too.
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>>723389778
what?
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>>723390066
is art you uncultured swine
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>>723379874
i cringed bad at this
smaller the needles, the worse it is.
have a lakehouse in southwest texas really hate those sonsabitches

prickly pear jam is the shit though
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Radical
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>>723389530
kek
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>>723385375
The screaming makes it better.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hB19tHMS94

THQ put that meme into one of their games
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>>723391097
whoops meant to reply to this post >>723389530
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>>723391144
noice
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This thread is going slow because everybody is reading (and feeling )
>>723383135
>>723383197
>>723383230
>>723383459, right?
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>>723380208
cause its fake lol
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>>723389778

TFW I look pretty much exactly like that, from the neck down.

People are fucking cruel. If they did this to a female politician, there would be riots.
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>>723389685
adassa
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>>723389685
Fuck you
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sure why not
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It took me almost a decade but I wrote a huge space opera epic
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>>723393124
Publish it or upload it
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>>723379881

poor little chicks. but i like rotisserie chicken
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>>723382635
Distributive Property says one
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>>723393567
First two books are online and doing well. Book 3 out march 1 and a new book every 90 days through December 2018
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>>723394059
it looks like a face from thumbnail view
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>>723383843

wow. what a pretensions shit head.
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>>723390769
that's not my bad dragon dildo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CE7_dCbwlk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIshfITDK50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkJTfbVtejc
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>>723389778

"Get REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL"
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>>723391934

saw nothing but hideous Hillary Clinton memes on her for more than a year.
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>>723379690
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>>723394847
>wow. what a pretensions shit head.

Do you mean:

1.
>Wow; what a pretensions, shit head.

or

2.
>Wow; what a pretentious shithead.

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https://discord.gg/Uzm8ktk
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>>723394364
who, the girl?
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>>723389685
she pays my student rent fuck off
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>>723389685
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>>723386689
serio kurwa jak to jest możliwe ze znajde tu Polaka
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TITS or GTFO!
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>>723393124
*all copies get destroyed*
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>>723396707
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>>723385129
Kys fggt
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>>723390542
'thanks mrs skeltal'
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>>723394050
link?
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>>723390788
i dont understand why hot chicks like fucking old men, thats some suppressed incest shit going on but seriously..
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>>723390788
sauce?
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>>723389685
Fuck off
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I wonder who is behind this thread?

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE [Embed]

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI [Embed]

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM [Embed]

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek [Embed]

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs [Embed]

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg [Embed]

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gOn9MuFimo [Embed]

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412 [Embed]

The Holocaust:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A [Embed]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk [Embed]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160 [Embed]
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>>723389685
die, kys
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>>723393124
Would very much like to read it, got any links?
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https://youtu.be/RCFfVYRe8fg
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>>723383843
>>723383904
I like the first one, but the second one is way too far fetched
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lets learn how to make a model helicopter!
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>>723383135
>>723383197
>>723383230
>>723383459
Those are some deep feels
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>>723383420
Awaken My Masters!
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>>723398921
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01G0TOU14/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8
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>>723397609
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01G0TOU14/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8
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>>723401789
Thank you very much :)
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>>723402184
Welcome. I hope you'll enjoy.
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>>723402184
Welcome. I hope you'll enjoy. Tell you what, Check out the first one. And if you like it, you can find me from the info in the back of the ebook. Contact me via Facebook, remind me about this thread, I'll get you the second one free if you want it. Peace
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>>723382638
Oh Lord, that cuteness
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>>723383420
Awaken my Masters
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>>723383420
Awaken my masters!
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>>723385129
Distributive Property onky works with variables. It's 9 and 1 because PEMDAS/PEDMSA
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>>723383420
Awaken, my masters!
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>>723403369
6/2(1+2)
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>open in paint
>use the bucket and dump some color on that bitch
>win
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birb
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TUUUUUUUUBES
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>>723405417
kek
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>>723390542
thanks skeletor
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I want to break up with my fiance but don't want to be alone. I doubt anyone else would love me, and while I do love her, i don't find her attractive. I have no passion or lust for her. She's kind and cooks well but I feel nothing thrilling for her.
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>>723405485
Fnv <3
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>>723392436
THOS ARNT PINJK
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Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, my name's Deadshot, I'll tell you how I became a member of the Suicide Squad In Gotham City, born and raised. Shootin people is how I spent most of my days. Sniping, and assassinating, being all cool. And I picked my daughter outside of the school. Then the Bat showed up and I was up to no good, cus I was causin trouble in the neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my daughter got scarred,she said, "Don't do it daddy, I want Bat's life to be spared." I begged and pleaded with her to get out the way. But she insisted that I shouldn't kill day after day. She gave me a kiss and then the cops showed up, I'm going to prison and it's going to be rough. Belle Reve, yo this is bad. Eatin shit called "loaf" really makes me mad. I get beat up by the guards almost every night. Ma, this just ain't right. But then one day, Amanda Waller showed up. She wanted see my skills, and I lit the range up. She wanted me to be part of task force x. So I said why not, show me the rest. I grouped up with a bunch of criminals and freaks, and I said to Rick Flag, "Yo your speech reeks!" I suited up and sure, we were flawed, but were a great team called the Suicide Squad.
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>>723405030
what this do
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>>723383420
Awaken, my masters.
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birb
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chek em
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>>723407897
It just hangs paint and you have to forcequit it.
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>>723389685
saw this coming
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I had forgotten that I had typed something, and then printed out a paper copy.
This is an event from my past.

I take a bus to the school and walk through the concrete area, text someone, wait, and then walk towards the baseball field where they are sitting. L and the other guy that's a little chubby with relatively long curly hair are both wearing boots and sitting on the grass to my left. At some point L and the other guy remain in place. B sit's to their right, F to her right, directly in front are the two girls that seem to be sisters who have what seem to be a white father. The tall blond girl sits to the right. I remove my boots and lay my guitar down, walk on the boots to a spot on the blanket then sit down next to my guitar case. The curly haired guy comments on how precise my placing was relative to where I was then sitting. I notice the curly haired guy playing an electric guitar. at some point I play my acoustic guitar and the curly haired guy states that my guitar skills make his skills look lacking, and N notes that I make everyone feel that way. L tells me about a music place that he thinks I might want to visit. He tells me that famous musicians were trained there and I may even be able to "show them a thing or two." The curly haired guy is wearing a dark T-shirt and grey sweat pants. He has blond hair and probably blue eyes. L is wearing a reddish leather jacket, boots, and jeans. B is wearing some graphic t-shirt and grey sweat pants. The two Asian girls were wearing black trench coats (I liked the coats). They had black hair and probably brown eyes. F was wearing a black waffle knit long sleeved shirt which he called a pajama shirt. F has brown hair and green eyes. The tall blond girl was wearing a plaid flannel button up shirt (which might have had blue on it) with jeans, she also had some relatively decorative sunglasses. She had blue eyes. I was wearing name brand blue jeans, a white hooded zip up sweater, and a black jacket.
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>>723393124
The synopsis in amazon is incredible,I will read it as soon as possible
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Copypasta I've been saving for awhile:

I think i can beat a gorilla with my hands

I'm not kidding.
I'm practising MMA for 6 years, boxing for 7 years, so i think I could.

Also, bodybuilding since 4 years, I'm 6'2, 190 pounds.

I've got a crazy speed, reactions same as my speed. I just need to wait that it goes on me then I dodge and punch it in the face.
I won't let it, if it does any little mistake, it is over. Of course, you virgins will say that's impossible. Nothing is impossible with will. Secondly, it's not with your loose body that you will do anything.

Any little trained man can beat a gorilla with a knife yet. Without any weapons, it's not even so difficult, you just need technic.
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>>723409275
N wore jeans and a black graphic hooded zip up sweater. He has brown hair.

At some point, we played a game where one person would start with an animal and a color, and one at a time, each person would recite the previous animals and colors, then add an unused animal and color. At some point I noticed that the Asian girls had a snack called "Smart Puffs" which had an animated 2-D animation of what seems to be Albert Einstein with glasses, they also brought some sort of card game. At some point we played a game. At some point, the curly haired guy, L, and the blond tall girl go to a nearby fast food restaurant (as they stated they would do), and eventually return. At some point, L and the curly haired guy go to church with L's parents. P is supposedly a Satanist but lacks knowledge of the satanic book after we conversed about it. The blond girl told P and the curly haired uy that she will not be a part of their rituals that involve a virgin. At some point the two Asian girls recognized that I was playing an anime song. They talked about a Comicon but I had little input due to how I've never been to it. Eventually, a white male who seems to be their father comes to pick them up and thanks B for inviting them since ( as he states) they don't get out much and or socialize. At some point F, N, B, tall and blond girl, and I head to a nearby grocery store for food. The blond girl states that she has food stamps and can use them for food. F and I go inside the store and browse food. I end up buying cupcakes and regret them after eating a few due to the excessive sweetness and the relatively poor quality. At some point, Only N, tall and blond girl, and I are left. N says that the only people who are left are the indecisive people who aren't much of leaders. I state that I only lead when it's important. Not knowing what to do, N decides that we should go to a park.
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>>723410158
We walk towards one that is near L's house but decide to go to another one that's relatively closer to F's house. I state that I'd like to see the sunset; we never get to a place for that. At some point N tells the story: The Egg (http://galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html) but uses "John instead of "You."
N eventually gets picked up and the tall blond girl and I are alone. We sit awkwardly not knowing what to do. She brings out her laptop briefly at some point. I notice she also has a phone. She's wearing her back pack. At some point she says that walking me to the bus stop is the least she can do. We have awkward conversation as we walk to the bus stop. At various points I point out similarities between us (example: ask her a question, reply to her answer, and then state that I think and or feel similarly). At some point, she talks about ignorance and it's meaning (attempts at philosophical conversation). I ask her if she cares if we speak, she says she doesn't, I say that I also don't, and test her on it by saying nothing and gauging how long she can remain silent. I notice her lack of eye contact, as well as some other behaviors, indicating being apart from the norm, socially and psychologically. We wait for the bus to arrive in the bus stop booth which had no bench. She asks if I'd like a hand shake or a hug, etcetera, and we have trouble deciding. I say that I'll leave the decision up to her, and she decides that we hug.
When F and B left, B and the tall blond girl hugged, and B said that she was sorry for accidentally groping her breasts because she (B) wasn't very good at hugging.

This tall and blond female, and possible a person I went to some of the same schools with, seem to be the very few people I've seemed to know and meet in person, that share more similarities with me than others. Also, possibly another female that I went to high school with.
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So, in my past, after that event, I seemed to have thought about whether or not I regretted not asking the tall and blond female for her phone number, so that we could meet again.

I may have seen her walking the street around that area one time while I was in a car (I wasn't driving).

But I never saw her again.

I may have seen the two Asian girls on the bus one time, but they seemed to be enjoying their conversation, and whether or not they noticed me, they didn't acknowledge me. It seemed like interrupting their conversation would be rude of me.
But I never saw them again, either.

N, F, B (F's girlfriend), I met with them relatively often.

Based on what N, F, and B seemed to think about me (some of which was completely wrong, some of which wasn't so wrong, some of which may have been right), it seemed like they could have possibly invited the Asian girls and the tall and blond girl, because they believed that they are people I'd enjoy having as friends and or girlfriends.
They also seemed to think that I shared a few similarities with L, and possible his friend.
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top text
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>>723389685
>n
sdseffs
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>>723380840
what the fuck happened to that cock
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>>723389685
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>>723409275
>>723410158
>>723411127
>>723411616

Anyways, I found that in my filing cabinet I had in storage for a while (it's nice to have my baby back).

I also found some of my old dream journals, and a stack of simple algebraic equations.

I used to be driven to exercise my brain, I used to carry around pages of those equations with me, attempting to solve them very quickly.
I learned to write with my right hand (mostly), and used my left hand to write down the answers in order to better train my writing abilities with that hand.

I was born ambidextrous. I couldn't give teachers in pre-school and elementary school an answer when they asked me if I was right handed or left handed. Then, one time, my cousin told me that people had to be handed, so I went with right handed, and then started using my right hand more. Fuck that guy.
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>>723380134
>chains guy
That's Prometheus, bud. He was chained for bringing your ancestors "fire"(the light of knowledge). Also I love literally everybody. You all have the potential to be great and to do amazing things. Squander it if you like. I really mean it. If that's what you want to do, then waste it all. Otherwise, you could rise to the top and use those squanderers to get there. Maybe for their benefit? Maybe for your own? Who cares. We all die anyway. I mean, I hope you do the right thing, because it's a ytagedy to cause pain for pain's sake. But I know most people reading this, won't rise to the challenge of making the world as good as it could be. It's easy to take advantage and tougher to give it.
Still got much love for y'all tho.
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>>723413320
>You all have the potential to be great and to do amazing things. Squander
Exactly, especially young people (>>723380521)
! That's why it's so emotionally painful to think about people failing to use that potential. Its also emotionally painful because My potential was stepped on by my upbringing and parents, as well as other things. Also because of how I just wasted it because of what I was.
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Last night, I had a dream. I was in a Wal Mart, and to get home, I had to cast a spell or do a ritual or something. Said spell and or ritual required a sacrifice. A shopper told me that turkey would frequent these ails, so I grabbed a kitchen knife and tried to find some turkey. None were found. I then spotted some ice cream boxes, and thought that I could use ice cream in place of the turkey. I waited, but no cashier came. Eventually, I was messing around with a gun from there, and trying to aim with the optic. It had 4 cross hairs to line up, it was difficult to aim with, but it seemed to provide better accuracy. When I walked down the paintball gun ails, all of the paintball guns looked like pic related but magazine loaded, all of them without mags.
The only difference was the paintjob. Some were pink, orange, black, camo, pink camo, etcetera.
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>>723413610
It's a simple and easy trap to set. Encourage people to care about things and images over the weight they carry and they spread that toxic idea of worshiping only the tangible like fire to gasoline.

If you wish you could have done more with oyurself, teach that to those that are still in their formative years. Express to them (in a way that's approachable by one with their interests) what you regret, why and how relevant it is to your displeasure with life. It's a slow method, but it, too, spreads. Sometimes all you have to do is inspire the right one person and big things start to happen.
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>>723387646
I can agree with this statement
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>>723415260
The reason this trap is so often set is because it's fairly easy to take advantage of potential squanderers. On top of this, all of those squanderers that otherwise could have been your competition in whatever field you specialize are suddenly total non-threats.

It's a big pond we live in and some of these fish are fucking smart.
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>>723415260
>>723415595
I know, but thanks for the effort.
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Have this
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>>723416192
It's not all for you, Damien. It is, however, all for your taking.
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Best thread >>723414734
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRJoTkPc6ig
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>>723416664
>Damien.
Who?

>It is, however, all for your taking.
How do I give it back?
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>>723383420
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
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>>723390542
thanks ms skeltal
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>>723389685
fucking nigger
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>>723416975
Damien's this really cool guy in a movie about god

Do you have the address you're trying to return it to?
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>>723417612
>Damien's this really cool guy in a movie about god
Which movie is that?

>Do you have the address you're trying to return it to?
I was hoping you could help me with that.
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>>723417742
The Omen

Fat chance, fuckface
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>>723418170
>The Omen
Interdesting, that's what came up in my searches, but I failed to pursue them further.

>Fat chance, fuckface
Fantastic! If you'd be so kind, sweetness...
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>>723414292
I almost fell for this lowest-tier bait, fuck
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>>723418536
Are you implying I should fuck your face? Cause that's my fetish.
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Someone here having an Eliza folder/link?
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>>723419091
>Cause that's my fetish.
Who would have guessed?
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https://youtu.be/8mRN9LEG3Wg '
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>>723419425
>>723419091
this banter is terrible. go to sleep
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>>723380336
for a sec i thought it was the dude in attack on titan
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>>723419748
>go to sleep
That's actually an excellent idea!
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>>723396215
More?
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>>723407803
trashley go back to /pdg/ and fucking post some more codes
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>>723412497
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>>723420313
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>>723421376
want ?
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>>723378557
i want rim his butt deep after he just messed his diaper big time, and suck down his delicious littleboy poots as stiffy little weewee cums dry
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Literally anything. Am I doing it right?
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>>723421879
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>>723379763
Learn how to reply fag
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>>723380812
Golden anon, absolutely golden
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>>723381986
6/2(1+2)
6/2*3
3*3
9

Holy shit guys this is basic order of operations. The distributive property doesn't apply here.
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>>723379881
you sir are not nice
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>>723423146
fuck off
nobody cares.
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>>723378557
Join this Discord
https://discord.gg/kq3Ua
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>>723423478
a a a a a aliments aliments and and and and and and and and and anothertip apples are avoid barely be be black bleeding btw but but butt can change cherries clear course do do dont dots dreams dreams drink drink drink easly eat eggs eliminate endrogens english etc etc everytime excersice excersice explain eyes face fight find first for for for fucking gain good google google google gross have have hell hey honest i i i i i if if if ill im insertmeme is is isnt it it it it it it it its joke just let like like like ll lock lot lot lot lot lprincipally mass mean men more muscle my native next next nice no not not now of of of of of oh on on on others own remember right semen shit skin so so some some some squads steak tel testosterone that that thats the the the the think think this tip tips to to tone too tricks try u want water water water water water weird why why will with with with wonderful xd xd xd yea yoggurt you you you you you you your your your yourself yummy
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>>723423585
ok i'm done.
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>>723389685
Fuuuck
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>>723423478

Sauce?
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>>723398339

If all your sources are YouTube videos:

You might be a /pol/tard
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>>723394926
It's not the jump that got me, it was the the fact that he had the balls to do a front flip as he climed it.
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>>723424212

https://hitomi.la/reader/724315.html
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>>723389685
Fuck you
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>>723389685
Shit
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>>723424539

English

http://hentai2read.com/stopman_the_iron_fist_justice/
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>>723391831
oh you poor little snowflake
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>>723383420
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
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https://discord.gg/MSTfVwe
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>>723389685
Nigger
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>>723389685
aw
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>>723414730
I didn't think i was that high until i looked at this for 30 minutes
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>>723389685
kys
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>>723379873
Good god every time I see one of these I want to punch the shit out of that bitch
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>>723390769
gurochan? ;)
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>>723393124
credit me in it
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>>723383420
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
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>>723389685
I demand tits
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