What kind of girlfriend do you want?

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>>723374892

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>>723375119

The kind with a dick.

One my wife is cool to have a threesome with.

A dead one.

>in b4 edgefag

Crazy and possessive

the kind who hits me and makes me cry

>>723374892

I want a complete filthy slut. Someone who fucks dirty all the time. Fucks guys, girls, everyone...into ageplay, incest, getting roughed up. My dream girl.

>>723374892
The kind that doesn't have a dick.

A fatassed redhead with giant hips and a huge crazy streak

Of all my exes, that was my favorite combination

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>>723374892
The fuck, since when did they become a meme?

>>723376372
they who

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My perfect girlfriend would...
>look like naomi watts circa 2002
>dress, act, and live femininely
>be extremely affectionate
>sweet and demure in polite company
>filthy and depraved in bed, and into fucked up fantasies (incest, ageplay, etc.)
>would be into fitness and willing to help me get in shape too

Yeah, I'm gonna die alone, unloved, and untouched.

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>>723374892
This big black girl i know has been hitting on me hard lately.

She has a wonderful personality, all integrity and positive outlook, like a Mary Sue. She's thicc in all the right places too, and has a nice face.

I could totally ask her out, no problem, on an inexpensive date. Good odds of her letting me do her on first date too.

She's great for me, really, but I want a more varied experience with women before I settle down. I feel bad for keeping this Betty Cooper at arms length. I'm like one of those Stacy cunts :(

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i've already found her

>>723376649
are u me?

>>723376698
>I want a more varied experience with women before I settle down.

It's ok to want that, but ask yourself if that's really something you can see happening or if you should seize this opportunity. If you're still young and in shape, I say play the field. If you're like me, take a good thing before it slips away and you have to settle for far less. Don't make my mistakes and become an old, fat, lonely, bitter piece of shit.

>>723374892
The kind that loves me back.

>>723376848
Anon has experience. Wish you the best big guy.

>>723374892

one that is a girl and is alive

>>723376698
I've banged over 150 chicks since I was 14, you're not missing out on anything but some STDs and a battered prostate by getting serious with someone now

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One with a feminine penis

>>723376837
I hope you're not me. I wouldn't wish this on anyone.

>>723376921
I thought the cute new girl at work was flirting with me until I realized she sees me as the fat funny office dad. I should have ended myself years ago.

I just want someone whose personality is bubbly, cute and her laugh is pleasant to listen to.

>>723374892
She has to like anal, it's a dealbreaker

>>723374892
a rich one

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>>723376848
>>723376972
Both of you have your points.

I'm gonna ask Abigail out to a brunch date this weekend :P

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>>723375617

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>>723376698
ive also been there

>mfw wishing id settled down with the T H I C C girl who was actually decent and trustworthy

>>723374892
one with smooth legs, small tits and a pretty cock

>>723374892
One that has her own life and doesn't count on me to bring her joy and happiness 24/7.

>>723374892
10 years old

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>>723374892
One that isn't a manipulative liar who uses anyone to spineless to stand for themselves and plays the victim card whenever the slightest amount of complications arise.

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Fuck Gf's gonna be a queer. Hole man here I cum

>>723377361
is that a guy or a girl?

>>723378111
Does it matter?

>>723378111
50% guy, 50% girl, 100% bitch.

>>723374892
one without a dick

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>>723374892
Hi OP. I have had my fair share of women sexually, ~30, but out of that I have seriously only committed to about 3 or 4.

With that in mind, my ideal woman is someone that just likes to have fun. There are 100 different ways to spend your day with someone, but none of them matter if you arent having a good time. My last girlfriend was great at this, no matter what we did we always had fun.

Its a real struggle past 30 here, dating is a cruel arena of wading through other peoples expectations and projections. I get a lot of flack for pursuing women younger than I, my last girlfriend was 18 when we started dating last year, but women that are 30, single, and hold even a modicum of market value are insufferable creatures that cannot see their impending decline and have themselves up on a serious pedestal, and women that are 30 and have no real market value and usually a train wreck of complexes and are equally insufferable.

Date'em young, date'em fun.

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>>723378111

>>723378771
Got any more? I lost all the pics I had in a drive failure.

>>723378771
Cute girl.

>>723376698
Having a varied sexual experience in life is nice but if you let someone slip away in favor of it you will go on to hate yourself for the rest of your life

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>>723378947

The kind that never says a word unless I ask her something, she has to cook,clean and let me fuck her from behind while I play Xbox. Bonus points if she can balance a beer and an ashtray on her back. I know there is no woman that fits these criteria so I don't even bother. Single with one night stands is how I live my life.

An average looking Asian girl with a personality that is not awful

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>>723378771
When are we going to have our rematch?

>>723378047
My first ex was like that. Worst part is that she was a for the most part unpopular fragile girl with an eating disorder so even after she went full psycho I still had friends of hers certain that I maliciously hurt her when in reality she found me not liking being phone stalked as "not fair" to her.

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>>723379296
>still playing P4AU in 2017

I want a taller than average girl whos in shape with wide hips and a big ol butt. Boobs dont matter so long as no sag

>>723377274
Godspeed, anon.

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facilities
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facilities and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At City Bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cup holder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

>>723374892
A girl

my old one.

>>723376372
Autism.

>>723374892
A new one

>>723374892
is that who i think it is

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>>723374892
one older than 23 and less than 29, with a job with a cool schedule, she is curvy but not even chubby, long curly hair, with a carrer related to any engineering, she takes the pill always on time and has minimun wish of having kids, if she could do some pot every now and them that would be nice, that likes my squad and I like her squad and that accepts my dog as her own and only child.

all I'm asking is for a sugar mama younger than me, that's all.

Current gf it's good at sex, but that's it and doesn't even eat pizza.

>>723380376
yes wait


who

>>723379028
Who is (s)he?

>>723380376
I dunno, the answer might Shock you.

>>723374892
alive

>>723378771
More

>>723382017
Please go on

>>723382017
Might as well dump all the lewds you got, anon. It's all she's good for, anyway.

>>723374892
I just want one with a dark humor and that's white with blonde hair and blue eyes

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>>723382300
there are no lewds friend

A real one :(

>>723379625
/thread

>>723382396
How many are there left

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>>723382396
I'm not sure what you've been posting then, but do go on.

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>>723382537
>>723382554
just this one

>>723378947
It's a trap but I'd def fook that sexy thang

>>723382619
Hng thank you

>>723374892
Female.
Preferably alive and willing.

I'd like a slave girlfriend

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>>723374892
Like dis

Perfectly happy with the one I got. She even trusted me enough to use her as an IV arm for EMS class recently

>>723378640
"Committed" (to 3 or 4)

Fucking RETARD

My own personal slut who cooks and cleans.

>>723374892
One that will keep the relationship a secret from my wife.

one that trusts me and i trust her

>>723383066
like

>>723385126
Cancer

>>723385272
you like?

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>>723374892
One who understands that constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating, and is okay with it.

>and is okay with it
I guess that's the most important part. It's one thing to go along with it, but they always end up getting pissed that I don't feel like vomiting words 24/7.

>>723385461
No I don't like cancer

>>723377274
im happy for you :)

>>723376698
5 years from now when you are alone in your room on a weekend watching the latest SOL anime bullshit you are gonna say to yourself "fuck, i should have asked that thicc qt out". Then you are gonna hold back tears of loneliness as you click on the "play next episode" button.

>>723377108
rip , mate
That's gotta be one of my worst night mares .
Maybe she has a daddy fetish ?

>>723374892
>What kind of girlfriend do you want?
I don't think I want a girlfriend. If once were forced upon me, I don't know if I would accept it.

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>>723374892
I want a complete murderous psychopath girlfriend that has no empathy for anything or anyone.

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A crazy psycho because I'm one myself.

>>723386780
You wouldn't at least give it a try?

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>>723385682
Are you Joel Barish?

>>723376698
She's black

don't do it!

>>723387062
I AM Joel Barish. Fuck how do you know me?

>>723378488
/thread

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>>723387329

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yall are sad... No Gf will find you on 4chan... If anything you will just have a fucked up relationship... who knows maybe a good one. lets find out.... My mom's family abused me as a baby and branded me and I live without the ability to have kids.... I want to find someone that doesn't care about that... Finding someone in life was a big thing for me....... I'm a btard like yall but nobody ever can judge me right, They think I'm gay or I'm broken and leave what I have too offer is more... But all I see is people like me being stuck... and suffering with no end in help except the excuse someone will come and find you in the sea of despair...

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i want this one.

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i want her to feed me her beautiful feminine peen.

>>723377074
ur a fgt.

>>723374892
One without any interests or ambitions who won't bother me to change anything about myself. Or bother me about much of anything else either for that matter.

>>723387532
what genitals are between your legs?

>>723387821
At this point, why don't you just kill yourself?

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>>723387855
suffering? does it matter?

>>723387890
Been thinking about it for a long time. I have the guns but so far every time I've tried I've been unable to make myself pull the trigger.

>>723388108
Why don't just rig up some string so that if you fall forward you die from a gunshot wound, then drink your face off while you're sitting there?

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>>723377562
>>723378983
>>723386339
>>723387175
Thanks for all your replies. I feel better about this c:

>>723388070
Most of the guys here are horny motherfuckers, they couldn't give two shits about anything else.
And I'm one of those motherfuckers.

>>723388292
Seriously don't do it! Black girls are crazy af.

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>>723374892

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skinny, tall and sexy

>>723374892
>What kind of girlfriend do you want?
yes

>qt 3.14 brown haired basic bitch
>should like vidya or be nerdy in some way
>should be able to be both submissive and dominant as I'm a switch too
>should be 19-22 (am 19)

That's all. Had 2 srs relationships of almost 2 years each and that description fits my exs.

>>723374892
I don't want a girlfriend.

I've learned to live by myself and how to be happy without somebody else. I actually like being able to spend my money on anything I want. I've got my dog to give me companionship.

Fuck women and men.

>>723388433
Not this one. She was born and raised in Barbados, and has spent her life since like 8 in Canada. She's is totally normal.

>>723388952
>Barbados
Shes an Islander. She's crazy. Stay clear.

>>723375765
Got this. It sucks. Bitch is crcrazy. Hit/attacked me 4 times in a year. Super jealous Other than that shshe'scool though. I'mcracking though. Help

>>723388952
>Barbados

Nigger put a ring on her NOW

NOOOOW

>married to a an island chick
>sex is absolutely insane
>food is good
>she's so fucking nice and supportive and understanding

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>>723389070
She isn't crazy. She is just full of a love of life, that's all. Just what a /r9k/ waste-of-life like me needs, honestly.

>>723389070
Just let him go for it. Better to try something that be held back for some random ass reason.

>>723389289
Then stick your dick in crazy, Anon. But don't say nobody warned you.

Enjoy the crazy sex. Keep a baseball bat by your nightstand.

>>723386808
>>723386943
Well then borderline chicks are for you. Enjoy having your life ruined

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>>723389524
Will do. What fun is life if it isn't full of surprises and 'pleasant inconveniences'? I'm ready to go all the way with Abigail.

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>>723374892
This...

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bamp

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>>723389266
You've been with a Barbadian chick? I've met and gotten to know two in my life. Both were so... real and wholesome. What is it with Barbados that it produces such great people?

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Just the kind that won't leave me when i break.

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a 2-D girlfriend

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>>723391276
this

>>723379028
Try cover your whole face with the phone. You will look more female and less homo.

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One that looks like she might have a dick

>>723374892
One who love me for being myself.
All I ask is she be faithful.

>>723389626
Oh no I don't mess with BPD chicks, that's fucking suicide. I want a chick with full on ASPD

>>723390942
Aw that girl is adorable, I want to hug her and raise her to hate Jews and Arabs.

a real one...

>>723390942
Nah my wife is from the West Indies, she's a dream come true, she likes 4chan, anime, she learned Japanese and we went to Japan together, she bought me an Ikaros figurine from Akihabara for my birthday. She gives me good morning head every morning, she kisses me on the lips even when I'm sick.

I love her.

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this one

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>>723392607
God. Damn.

The things is, no shit, I can see Abigail doing that. Well, time to make one of the biggest chances of my life, lol

>>723392858
She would probably even kill her mother for me.

>>723379625
i was waiting for this, well done anon

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>>723393017
How long have you two been toghether?

>>723393676
Like 11 years now.

>>723374892
one with a pulse?

>>723374892
Tall, handsome and charming, and needs to have a bigger dick the new me.

>>723374892
The kind that will kill me in my sleep.

>>723395229
bigger blacker dick?

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I wanna make my cousin my gf

>>723378111
Dick = Guy. Pussy = Girl.

>>723395844
hawt spicy meat yehahaaaa boiiii

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCKBtsTk8eQ

A

>>723396072
Wanna whatsapp her a cock pic? I will give you her number if you cock pic her and post the reply

>>723395431
I kinda prefer white guys

autistic, extremely antisocial, comic book nerd, NON-EMO AND NON-GOTH, doesnt care about sex and like to cuddle

is it too much to ask?