Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723353164
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Voices get out of my head
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>723371606
dont say that
>>723371657
dont say that
Claiming best girl
Claim
Claimed!
>claiming
>>723371922
>daughter of the devil
>not a sex crazed succubus
What bullshit is this
>>723371817
Why not? He is -_-
>>723371989
Brother of Satan so you better watch it big boy
>>723372035
even it it would be the case thats not nice to say
>>723371817
why not?
>>723372035
go back to mexico -_-
Claiming this schizo cinnamon bun again
>>723372129
Wait whut? Satans brothers are angels
Claimed da best, fucking faggots
>>723372272
He's not nice to me either -_-
>>723372279
I've never been there -_-
>>723372387
Just realised I put brother instead of sister. I'm dead inside
>>723372508
neither has antonio :o
>>723372516
The dick only makes it better amirite
>>723372516
Satans sister was lillith...still sex crazed succubus
>>723372583
:o
What a bad Mexican -_-
>>723372279
its not good for you
>>723372508
you dont have to be mean just because he is
>>723372621
EW no dude, tits and pussy all the tyvm
>>723372631
Well... shutup! She's not that bad >-<
>>723372721
i know, just like you -_-
>>723372779
but i am :(
>>723372779
I don't have to, but i want to
>>723372840
I'm not a Mexican -_-
still here.
>>723372631
how to summon sucubus succubis succbuss...
>>723372937
You could summon akeno... she's pretty desperate
カラミチーマス
>>723372631
Wasn't Lilith Satan's waifu or something and not sister?
>>723372817
I know thats the problem
>>723372937
You really dont know how? Its actually quite easy if you're brave enough
>>723372887
not yet :o
>>723373120
This is satan we're talking about his wife is his sister
>>723373142
Never -_-
>>723372840
only because you say so
>>723372887
so you are a bully
>>723373199
soon
>>723373296
but i am :(
>>723373296
He started it -_-
>>723373351
Never
*borks sleepily*
>>723372516
It will be okay.
>>723373172
...he's not that bad though!
>>723372937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k
>>723373172
Hm, I don't really remember how it goes. Not that it really matters.
>>723373429
Thanks to you I've never hated any dog as much as I do that little shit now. Hope it gets eaten by wild cat or something.
>>723373387
will you be in america :o
>>723373517
ayayayayaya(xkikesymbol)
>>723373429
Is that dogfucker? I wasn't in the thread but I've heard of you
>>723373351
no
>>723373387
still a bully
>>723373672
No -_-
>>723373131
>>723373051
its a meme you dip
>>723373686
so i'm not a loser? :O
>>723373701
yes
>>723373686
He deserves it :o
>>723373727
No
>>723373721
Ahhhhh I feel stupid now..
>>723373726
does wish was du?
>>723373803
why not?
>>723373998
What's the question?
>>723373727
i dont think so
>>723373803
no one does
>>723373681
Nope, dogfucker posts some hand-drawn animated western 2D thing, I don't recognise it.
I am bork
>>723374149
He does :o
He calls me names everyday -_-
>>723374345
OH, alright... Hi bork!
>>723374066
why won't you be in america?
>>723374149
are you sure?
>>723374463
Hi!
>>723374529
Because i don't want to
>>723374581
What sort of bork is bork?
Weeow the cars in wildlands...
Feels like all four wheels are made from butter
>>723374826
How is the game?
>>723374699
ok
so mexico?
>>723374826
Christ, I know... it's a fucking pain >•>
>>723374774
She's a yorkie! Mixed with something else I think, I don't remember. She's not mine.
>>723374894
No -_-
I think Konata just either fell asleep or into a coma on a call -_-
>>723374927
We'll that's a decent bork your friend's got there my dude
>>723375001
yes :o
hopefully the latter
>>723374871
Everything felt extremely arcadey.
I think it could be fun if you run 2-4 players and don't take it too seriously.
>>723373131
>>723373051
its a meme you dip
>>723375174
Cut me some slack dude I haven't been doing this that long >_<
>>723375330
its the /x/ banner thing
>>723375412
Haven't gone on /x/ in a while tbh, was just full of rpfags when I stopped going there.. is it much better now?
>>723375059
No -_-
:(
>>723375153
>Arcadey
Goddammit. Almost wanted to try it out, but if it's like what you say, I'll pass then.
Last Ghost Recon I've played was Advanced Warfighter. It was pretty good..
>>723374361
thats just because he likes you
>>723374529
yes
>>723375569
idk
in the banner ad space i saw the gif.
M14 claimed.
>>723375591
yes :o
:)
>>723375676
that's kind of you
i still feel like a loser though
>having a seasonal Waifu
I came here to laugh at you.
>>723375676
He said he doesn't :(
>>723375737
No -_-
I only went to order a pizza and when i got back he was asleep -_-
Claiming perfection
何が良い、家族
>>723375881
yes
good lol
>>723375881
hes lying
>>723375737
give it some time
BOOBS
>inb4 lewd
Fuck off
>>723375665
Might still be worth trying it while it's open beta, just to be sure.
I only played for ~40 minutes, most of that time it felt like I was playing a Just Cause clone.
Will have to give it another go when I'm not a total zombie
>>723376352
you made progress already
you said you feel like one not that you are one
>>723376757
Watched some gameplay video and it really doesn't seem too impressive. Don't think I cba to download 28gb game just to fuck around for an hour.
>>723376241
Ok
>>723376175
Are you lying to me? :o
>>723376974
yes
>>723377134
So you actually like me? :o
>>723376861
but i am one :(
>>723376974
no
>>723377243
that wasn't me ya gringus -_-
>>723378087
-_-
-_-
>>723376927
Understandable, I used more time downloading it than actually playing it, and I'm not really sure if I can be arsed to play it any more.
>>723378087
>gringus
kek
Dis thread gon die
>bump
I fucking hate naps
>>723378411
:o
:o
>>723379428
i don't -_-
>>723378563
lol
>>723379428
Same, either I can't fall asleep before I need to get up again, or I don't wake up before it's been like 6+ hours
Why do you hate them?
>>723379341
that pose looks uncomfortable
>>723379428
Naps are fucking rad dude
>>723379505
You should use an avatar so i know who you are -_-
>>723379683
Anything4views
>>723379505
Good for you -_-
>>723379646
Because I hate sleep. I only take them when it's absolutely necessary
>>723379710
That's your opinion
>>723379963
Yes -_-
>>723379428
Then stop taking them pet.
>>723380147
Naps are the tits dude
It's pretty slow in here.
Why doesn't /pol/ support Palestine?
>>723381232
Nothing wrong with a slow, chill night~
>>723381672
Why not
I find it comfy, I'm too tired to keep up if it was going super fast.
Just a few more hours till I can sleep...
>>723382069
because i am not a avatarfag
>>723382434
ayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya
>>723382622
Become one
>>723382598
Ello
>>723383310
Why not
I don't want to go to work...
>>723384505
GO BORK GO
>>723384553
I don't wannaaaaa
>>723382598
Why is she always so sad
>>723383281
I will now proceed to assume you are a cockney Englishman.
>>723385147
This better?
>>723385211
Nah dude I'm from stockport, you got the English part tho <3
>>723384696
BORK!
>>723385681
Hmm. Close enough if you ask me.
You're across an Ocean, what's a few shires? counties? Whatever you use compared to that?
>>723385812
Usually counties, shires works too though ^•^
>>723385147
>Why is she always so sad
She just has resting bitch face!
>>723385681
>BORK!
Bork bork!
I'm off to work, I guess. I'm all out of bork images, anyway.
>>723385984
So with that in mind, you forever get cockney accent. Enjoy guv'na.
>>723386193
What accent is mine?
Cammy <3
>>723386476
You're from down under right? Classic Irwin.
>>723386561
Croiky
>>723386053
Bye bork!
>>723386193
Duuude noooo I don't have an accent! Like... seriously I moved to Greece at the age of 3 but I moved back after 10 years so my accent is fucked cus it's still English but not ygm?
>>723386669
Basically, everyone gets the most stereotypical accent I can think of if I can think of one for your backwater countries and islands and whatever.
If yer a God Blessed AMERICAN then it just becomes southern drawl and northern ... I don't know what the fuck to call that.
>>723386835
Doesn't matter. You live on that English island, right? Well, get stereotyped as a cockney tramp.
Unless you live at the damn Castle with queen you won't be "posh."
I will give recognition to Scotts and the Irish. But you both get a trail mix of Scottish mixed with Irish mixed with a Drunk Sean Connery, and I don't care what he is.
>>723387074
NOOOOOOO cockneys have like the worst accent ever! >•<
>>723387220
Just be happy I will consciously make the effort to say "frus-TRAY-ted" instead of "frustrated" every time you say it. That hard TRAY is very English.
>>723387464
Ahhhh ffs I hate life <•>
All these waifus are beautiful. I want to fall in love but I haven't watched a lot of anime. What are some good animes to watch for waifu material?
>>723373109
Did you do it?
>>723387742
Look no further than high school dxd..
Boobs
>>723387879
She's hot. I only want to watch dubbed btw. Do you torrent or stream it somewhere? I don't want to pay.
>>723387996
>I only want to watch dubbed btw
You better get over that quick or you'll be stuck with a very overused waifu.
I'm talking stuff that wouldn't sell at a garage sale.
>>723387996
I use kissanime (just cus it's free), they have all the seasons dubbed I believe. However I don't think the extra episodes and shorts are dubbed
I just realised I dragged a poor innocent little soul into dubbed highschool dxd... I'm so sorry
>>723388994
I watched it for the plot.
My friend, who is not a very big anime viewer, recently started watched Inuyasha. I gave him hell about it but watched it with him anyway. And he said he is watching Highschool DxD dubbed. I laughed and started talking about Inuyasha.
>>723389141
Honestly I only started watching it because tits... But then I only carried on because the plot is actually really cool, know what I mean?
>>723389235
lewding your waifu, why?
>>723389235
Eh, main character is typical dense as a black hole harem MC, and some of the voices in the sub gave my ears tinnitus. But I think I watched into S2, I know S3 exists but... eh... I'm watching Kiniro Mosaic right now and I really just can't be bothered about it.
>>723387782
Didn't see her today. Tomorrow.
>>723389446
Been through this 3 times in the last two days <.>
>>723389470
Very true, but a lot of the characters have pretty interesting backstories imo, watched it subbed a few times and had to somehow crawl through dubbed when gf wanted to watch it with me... I'm a fucking drummer and I still couldn't bare asia's voice e.e
>>723389841
>asia's voice
Basically.
>>723389841
I I am sorry
>>723387782
Masher
How many cultists did you get while hunting yesterday?
>>723389999
Sick quads, asia's voice is cancer confirmed
>>723390010
It's cool <3
>>723390079
Pretty sure it wasn't a fucking manhunt o-o
>>723389999
Chucked 'em.
Do you use controller or keyboard in For Honor?
Do you find guard breaking easy?
About to forehead my keyboard, time for slep.
Nights everyone
>>723390290
>Do you use controller
See, let me stop you right there.
I don't play many video games at the moment due to certain circumstances. I do believe you have me confused with someone else.
>>723371696
>>723390079
>>723390207
>>723390290
http://bit.
ly/2ip7fzF
>>723390488
Virus link, don't open. This guy keeps posting this everywhere in every thread.
>>723390384
Night :)
>>723390488
Concerned as to what this is, dubs check'd
>>723390398
Ehh.. Do I.. ehh..
>>723390488
>clicking any shortened URL on 4chan
>ever
Yer outta yer league, kid.
>>723390725
Also, I do not play For Honor at all. I know that S-mug does, but I do not. I am completely sure that you are mistaken.
>>723390793
>>723390725
I know who you meant that for. Was talking about for honor with them yesterday. The one that plays nobushi and is about to rep?
>>723390882
Yeah that one.
>>723390793
Thought you were s-mug..
hi all
>>723391156
Ima substitute for s-mug as a nobushi main and say that guard break is a fucking pain in the ass (I play on controller btw) to the point where it's easier to use viper's retreat than guard break ;-;
>>723391302
Ello
>>723391156
You were wrong.
>>723391390
Why it has to be on X/Square and can't even remap it? LB/L1 would be so much better.
>>723391772
Yeah I know what you mean, I'd rather be able to not quick chat than not guard break. However, elite and custom xbox controllers do solve the issue, this brings up the question of ubisoft and xbox trying to force people into getting the elite controller?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
Claim.?!
>>723389808
Ah okay, are you ready?
>>723390079
I got one Caribou
i don't really like shooting reindeer and I didn't want to kill it, so I shot it's butt from 100yrds and my dad got a little upset because he didn't want the animal to suffer, but he understood that i didn't want to kill it
>>723392932
I feel as I am ready but may lose confidence if I actually see her
Claimed
>>723393089
I believe in not you but the me that believes in you
So what's everyone up to?
Just got dailies done~
>>723392093
Do you have elite controller?
>>723392932
..So you aren't hunting cultists?
Don't those two look nearly the same?
Why you don't like hunting reindeers?
>>723393426
Really pissed at work tbh
>>723393443
Nope, but I fucking well want one holy shit they look so satisfying
Claimed
>>723393089
she's going to date a black guy if you don't make a move tomorrow~
>>723393184
claims you~
>>723393426
>pets her hair
>>723393443
ofc not becuz a lot of those cultist are my friends
and i just don't like killing animals
but i sure like to eat em~
>>723393426
Listening to music.
>>723393702
Hi Rize
>>723393426
Being bored
>>723393552
So expensive though. I'm using PS4 controller and it doesn't really feel that good. PS controller's sticks have always been a little bit awkward for me.
>>723393763
What you've said they sound kinda scary though. Eating animals is the best thing about them. Right after petting and hugging and all that sort of stuff.
How's you btw?
>>723393546
Lol at least you can use 4chan at work so it can't be that bad :P
>>723393763
You're a fucking psychopath ^.^
>>723393781
Same, what you listening to?
>>723394034
Aren't we all ;-;
>>723393426
Playing ghostrecon beta
>>723393763
Comrade shileder!!! I missed you! ... And I wouldn't mind being claimed by you.
>>723394086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U16Xg_rQZkA
^-^
Show me what'cha got!
>>723394058
you gotta be careful when you kill a caribou because a wolverine or bear will come darting out of the forest to claim your kill. and it'll attack anything coming toward it
and im still a little shaken up, poor deer..
>>723394086
why does everyone keep calling me that? even in my real life too..
>>723394356
i'm going to cage you and keep you in my basement meow~
>>723394655
That sounds a lot more appealing to me than it should be.
>>723394341
I should probably get on that tbh, got it predownloaded anyway, is it still restricted to that one piece of land in the middle of the map? Story locked to the torturer couple?
>>723394369
Bruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVMtKQMAZqw
>>723394655
Probably something to do with the cages in the basements 'o-o
>>723394058
Ima start a saving pot for a new controller tbh
>>723393763
That's possible, but I have a feeling even black people are unnerved by her looks.
good morning everyone
>>723395079
Good evening*
>>723394788
Mhm~ and once the stockholm settles in you'll view me as your god~
>>723394958
really..? i think it's kinda cute having a human pet
at least for a few years
>>723395008
is she ugly or something?
>>723395079
>good morning hugs
>>723394655
Have you ever been in a situation like that? A bear or wolverine surprising you.
>>723394958
What controller do you use? Xbox?
>>723395079
Very early morning Louise.