Man this hurts, same outfit and everything

Girls are whores bohoo big fucking news

>>723363803
The video sucked.

>>723363803
my dick hurts

>>723363803
Link to video?

>>723363803
reconsidering joining the army now, safe to assume most women will cuck like this

She can't even suck a fucking dick she's so awful

>>723363803
this may be hindsight but honestly just look at this bitch. she look faithful to you?

>>723363803
good to see a girl making her own money instead of spending his

What's the story here guys?

>>723363803
Any one have source could just be a joke gone viral. How many people have sat on a bed?

>>723363948
you'll be getting double cucked by your girl and the army. you trying to set a new record?

>>723363803
youre a fucking idiot.

Its proven she was a porn star before she met the army fag.

Youre a huge faggot

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>>723363803

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>>723364034
It's OVER Annakin! I have the high ground!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56a6b0af33b4c&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=embed-mobile

>>723364028
But was she a porn star before I fucked your mom?

>>723363803
Nice viral marketing for that site

>>723364097
4/10 boring

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Selena

>>723363987
even if your datin a hoe you'd probably hope she could keep it in her pants at least off camera until you get back

>>723364097
Funny enough she was feeling it. Better than most pornstars.

>>723364227
sure. she just has that cliquey high school chick vibe about her. honestly not a girl that i would even consider dating. that's a hit em and quit em type of bitch.

>>723364013
Pretty sure image on the left was some semi-viral feelgood post about army people getting back to their loved ones & someone recognized her from gdp

>>723364124

You're 14, you haven't fucked anything yet

>>723364023
That's the fucking truth. I've been getting fucked everyday for the last 5 years by the big green weenie.

This post just made me realize that I'm a fucking cuck...

are they still together?

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>>723363803
Why does it hurt?

My wife cheated on me when I was overseas. I acted like a little bitch for a few days until my brain slapped by heart and I realized it was a lost cause. From there I was able to prioritize and ended up having an amazing time being single for a little while.

>tfw shes a crack whore now living in squalor

>>723364491
shit dude, one more element of cuckoldry and you're in the fucking history books. you could be the first legendary cuck

>>723364023
what % of army guys do you reckon are getting cucked back at home

>>723364124
I dunno why but this made me laugh

>>723364506
decent bod but it was a shit vid classic starfish

>>723364599
When she went back to do a second video she said she'd been dumped, but the fucking cuck still let her use his car to get to the porn shoot.

>>723364097
I believe he made her do it. you have to be pretty fucking stupid to do this, thinking you're getting away with it. he has the camera right there. she knows he is filming her and uploading it. or the pic is of her brother coming home. they are just hanging around, not kissing or even hugging for that matter. the only thing implying they're together is the text.

>>723364599
checked, and she said he dumped her in the second one she did I think

>>723364659
conservative guess: 25%
liberal guess: 36%
completely speculation though.

funny aside: i accidentally added an extra o in conservative and had a decent chuckle

Can anyone link the Taylor vid? Pretty sure it was the first video on gdp cause she was on the header for a year

>>723363948

If you join the army while having a girlfriend you're a moron. It's one or the other.

>>723364801
Link to follow up video plox?

>>723364649

LOL, if she's a crack whore now, then she wasn't much to begin with.

Classy Ladies don't become crack whores.

>>723365430

>implying

We were young and grew up in a bad area. She went back home and was old enough to start fucking around with shit we could never get or afford before.

But you are right about one thing, she was never a classy lady.

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>>723364086

lol this is girl is terrible at porn. she's lying around like Patrick star; cant blow for shit

>>723364659

in the 18-30 range, I'd say about 90%

Women that age don't wait around for some pleb overseas. Unless they're fat and ugly and have no options. That's the 10%

>>723365098

What % of army dudes are fucking around on their girls over seas?

It's the same %

>>723366034
That's the point faggot. Nobody watches gdp for it's seasoned veterans...

>>723365558

So I was right about the only thing I said? Thanks for clarifying.

>>723366034

Yeah I'd dump her just for making such a bad porn. If she was good at it I'd marry her.

>>723366159
No. I can tell you from experience that the guys who deploy do not have the same options.

>>723363803
Fucking photoshop, dumbfuck.

>>723366330
kek

>>723366330
>i'm new and mad. watch me reee

>>723363803
Give her a break. She married a poor-ass soldier. Soldiers make nothing. She's got to do something for the family for income. And as bad as she is at fucking, I imagine she has no discernable skills doing anything else.

>>723366212
yes. We cleared that up. congrats /b/ro

>>723367218
>soldier
>poor

kek. I made 80k tax free in Afghan as an E5 with Hawaii BAH. My wife moved back to the mainland with her parents and I stacked that sweet ass BAH and combat pay.

>>723367428

Thinks making 80k is a lot of money.

That when you've been a poorfag for so long it's in your DNA.

>army
>gf
Pick 1 and only 1

>>723367582
80k is a shit ton when you are an 18 year old with no marketable skills who's best option is joining the military.

I went from making like 7 an hour at Gamestop as a 16 year old in high school to making more than a lot of Americans.

>>723363803
>exactly same outfit
she did it on the same day

>>723367759

A lot of Americans are broke as fuck.

Just go to college and get a good career lined up and you'll start at 50-70k and be double that in 10 years.

There's a reason he's a soldier and not in college

>>723367838

Not same outfit.

Maybe same jeans but the left picture looks more like a sweater possibly a hoodie because of the bagginess of the sleeves.

Pictures on right are skin tight and not a sweater.

>>723367953

Nah, college isn't for me nor is the corporate ladder. I've been in the civilian workforce for 5 years now (got out of the Army in 2012) and every year with every promotion and raise I am learning that money and titles do not make you happier. I am making 105k yearly right now and am very close to giving it all up for a simpler lifestyle, the very thought of that makes me happy.

>>723368097
Thanks Anon of Detail

>>723368272

Hey for all we know she's wearing that tight black shirt under the one she's wearing now and we're both right.

>>723368349
kewl

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Anyone stupid enough to join the Jewish Oil Protecter Army deserves to have their girlfriend defiled by pornographers while they are away protecting obsolete Jew oil.
Great work, desperate American poor whites. Fuck off.

>>723363803
i legit saw same pic on 9gag 10 sec ago

>>723363859
I liked it

>>723363803
Well, he should learn to spot a whore when he sees one.
All girls who look like that or similar are whores. No exeptions.

>>723369255
Fuck you my whole family served the Jews. My great grandpa, grandpa, daddy and uncles. All took pride in sucking Jew oil out of he cocks of Rex Tillerson and other billionaire rulers

>>723367953
>Americans are broke as fuck
>go to college
We don't have free education like you Europoors.

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>>723366270
Not the SAME options, but we do have options. Females in the military overseas will take off their wedding rings or whatever just as fast as a girl stuck in the States waiting for her boyfriend/husband to get back. That pendulum swings both ways, just remember that if you think you're not being cucked by dating a military waifu and being some dumpy civi pothead. She's getting dicked down by about 10 alphas while you're flipping burgers. Kek

>>723363803
gr8 b8 m8

American billionaires keep you average faggots in place.
Either be poor, go into debt, or be a pawn in the armed services.

>>723369580
>American colleges
Liberal brainwashing isn't education

>>723369255
Oil protectors

>>723369689
If you have females during your deployment you didn't really deploy.

inb4 Speicher, bagram, Kbase, Warrior

>>723365837
Kek

>>723367953
Shut the fuck up!
I spent seven years earning my degree. After I got it, I discovered that I was effectively unemployable. Fucking wal-Mary won't even hire me to push shopping carts.

College isn't shit unless you plan on getting a doctorate or something similar.

I should have gone to a trade school. I'd be making six figures, and I would be in debt for the rest of my life.

>>723363948
Why not become gay? Then you can make your best friend a fuck buddy

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>>723369920
>inb4 Speicher, bagram, Kbase, Warrior

Forgot to mention Liberty and literally any other FOB where there could possibly be females. Shame you had to stare at a bunch of sweaty dicks for a year+. Still got my badges did you get yours? :^)

>tfw you were smart enough to go through San Antonio on the way to the sandbox, still get to run savage missions and blow shit up, still got your combat badges, then got to go back to the FOB with decent pussy at least once every 3 days.

Sorry, not sorry.

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>>723369920
Don't make this a dick-measuring contest, pleb. I was making a point. It's not just guys getting cucked and it's not just civis doing the cucking.

>>723370282
Got my badges but also got the stories behind them. The same stories you hear from that bad ass spec ops dude with the Afghan vet hat on at the VFW.

I got a life experience rather than just another year that went by.

>>723370394
Not trying to. I've just seen how these Mega FOBs run and how the people on them act. These are the same faggots that are crying at the VA now trying to get 100% because green beans ran out of whipped cream and salsa night at all 50 DFACs on base was cancelled.

Sorry I am just a salty faggot. Didn't mean to be "that guy"

>>723364014
>subtle way of asking for sauce...
give this guy a fucking award

Funny how military warrior culture is similar to prison culture. Oh you fought in Afghanistan? Must have been scary not having CAS. What was it like having to trek through jungles with no Kevlar?

You dick wave over the dumbest shit yet don't realize after your service you're right back in the rat race, albeit used up, broken, tired and angry.

>>723369255
/thread

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>>723370610
>Got my badges but also got the stories behind them. The same stories you hear from that bad ass spec ops dude with the Afghan vet hat on at the VFW.

What point are you even trying to make? You don't get a badge without a story behind it. It's not some blanket award like a bronze or silver star or some shit that can be handed out for literally nothing. I can respect anyone who has one, regardless of what FOB you stayed on, because they had to do something to actually earn it.

I don't think you're salty at all. I feel the same way about the faggots at the VA. I went twice and never again because of exactly what you described. The community groups are far better imo because you're more likely to run into people you can actually relate to and get good advice from. The VA is 40% social workers trying to cuddle 40% of the kids you described with the last 20% being 85 year old dudes scooting around trying to get their hard-on pills refilled.

>>723371049
>What point are you even trying to make?
No point. I just hate life and myself and try to vent my anger at any opportunity possible. I'm trying to get better, still have a long way to go.

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>>723370918
>What was it like having to trek through jungles with no Kevlar?

>in Afghanistan

There are a few times you have to laugh at just how stupid and uneducated civis are. This is one of those times.

>>723371261
I think he is saying that in comparison to Vietnam

>>723371167
Just gotta find your sense of humor again. No big deal, you'll get there.

>>723371219
THICCCCC

>>723371412
fat*

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>>723371347
Yeah, you're right. I usually say Afghanistan when I really mean Vietnam. Happens to me all the time.

>>723371491
Are you dense or fucking special?

>>723367953
>Double that in 10 years
Great so after taxes I'll be making 40-59k a year for 10 years but then after that if I excel enough, don't get laid off, have a job in a high demand field I can make 80k or maybe just barely break 100k.

Yah that's great. Oh let's not forget about college debt.

Sorry but starting out making 80k is amazing assuming you're smart and save it all.

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>>723371574
You wanna come over here and find out, pussy?

>>723371261
>>723371491
Jesus. You have to be one of those retards that everyone else in the platoon had to barney style for. Like your squad leader probably had to talk mongoloid style to even get simple points across to your dumb ass.

Did you fucking OD on MRAP exhaust samples or something?

>>723364739
Link the 2nd video b/ro

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>>723371690
>in the post I'm going to throw out every military buzzword I heard my big brother say one day

sure pal

>>723364405
i think not
this guy posted the left pic on 4 chan saying of alpha he was
kek kek kek

>>723365098
So they're less likely to get cheated on than average?

This girl is a goddess. Legit 9/10.

>>723371219
The difference between those two swimmers are like a speed boat and a garbage barge moving through the water.

>>723369255
B-b-but J.O.P.A. gives me some medical coverage if my limbs are blown off...that's more than most Americans can say

>>723369783
America has the best universities in the world. But you're too stupid to know that.

>>723369783
Have you been to both US and Euro colleges? Being a cuck in a nanny state is more ingrained in most Euro curriculums; in the US you get what you pay for.

>>723371882
Face it. He blew you the fuck out.

>>723370180
>College isn't shit unless you plan on getting a doctorate or something similar.
You just went full-blown retard

>>723363803
Don't worry, he used condoms...until he came in her mouth and she swallowed.
Nice tits by the way :D

>>723363803


WTF ? DID SHE SAY GOOD BYE TO HER MAN AND THEN GO FILM A PORN? WOMEN ARE PIGS

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USA!

>>723364659

A lot of them; especially the younger couples. I know an interracial couple, a friend of my ex girlfriend, who is a white girl where the man joined the air force and got deployed. I remember when we were all drinking together how she was flirting with me, which upset my girlfriend at the time of course.

Often times, you can get a good insight into how a girl will behave based on her family influences (female role models) and their friends and how they behave. Needless to say, I pounded that meat for two years before I intentionally let the relationship die. Women aren't there at the starting line, they're there after the race has been finished and you're sitting on a fat wallet. I know an 18 year old blonde girl in Florida who married and had a child with a mid-30s guy who had a jacked up truck and some possessions.

tldr; younger women are just as petty as younger men can be, and often times they're more petty due to the way our society teaches them they can use their pussy to get what they want. They do give up their power in this process, but they're often times too stupid to know better.

>>723372238
Shes eats 5 dozens eggs every morning

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>>723372449
Not really. There's nothing sadder than seeing military personnel still clinging to their slang like it's cool without realizing it sounds stupid as fuck in the civilian world and 99% of people don't even know what the fuck you're trying to say.

That's just my opinion though. I see it all time, it's not any sort of validation.

>>723372039
>what is bait

>>723370180
you get a job if you are likable and employable so you either dont got the skills or you got a shit personality

>>723363803
why does this hurt? you don't know anyone involved, who gives a fuck.

but anyway, so what. she was in a porno. it's just acting. if your wife is an actress and she "kills" a baby as part of a script, would start crying like a bitch and hire a lawyer?

>>723372609
>Does she pull the shells off first?
>or are they still in the chicken when she eats them?

>>723370180
>college isn't shit unless you get a degree worth using

it took you 7 years of art school to figure that out?

>>723372688

Except these people fuck for realzz

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>>723371882
you lost kiddo

>>723363803

So some girl takes a pic with her bf b4 he goes to war for his country, then goes home and takes a pic of her sitting on her bed, probably texting it with wish you were here. And suddenly she's a whore? You faggots need to get laid

>>723370180

No.

You get from college what you take from it, obviously, you didn't take shit because you lack critical thought and planning skills. I went to college for a business administration degree, graduated, and now I'm working as a database arch. Grow the fuck up, quit acting like society owes you something and instead of bitching on 4chan, go learn some employable skills.

Take initiative kids.

>>723372707
tob keb

>>723363993
kek

>>723364659
i mean...i fucked a dudes wife who was in iraq. i kept fucking her after he got back lol. he was some little tech support dweeb and she only married him because he had a trust fund

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>>723372835
Translate the other anon's post then and tell me I'm wrong. I'm almost 100% positive you, as a civilian, can't. Prove my point for me.

>>723372985

"tech support dweeb"

insecurities detected.

>>723373056
you caught me. im jealous of the dudes wife if fucked because im no good with computers. dude joined the army to sit at a desk in a basement like milton from office space

>>723373162

Bro, fucking a woman doesn't earn you a medal. I work in IT, but I also have hobbies. I've been involved in jujitsu and kickboxing almost my whole life and I've never had trouble getting laid. When you talk about fucking another guy's woman like it's achievement, it makes you look like an idiot. If it wasn't you, it would have been someone else. The girl was an easy whore, and you're sitting on your ass boasting about it.

That dude probably said good riddance and moved on with his life.

Insecurities.

>>723373162

I'm just saying, when you get past the point where you quit putting pussy on a pedestal, women will actually respect you and want to be around you. Chasing pussy and bragging about it is what we did in high school kid. But it makes sense, you joined the army. I don't expect you to be intelligent.

>>723363803
This is why the US military budget is huge. They're all americucks.

>>723373408

CCNA here who also powerlifts/Olympic lifts.

Not all of us are skinny or fat unhealthy unmoving nerds.

>>723364023
>cucked by your girl and the army
You will get gangbang-cucked by 'your' girl, the Department of the Army, the Department of Defense, the Veterans Administration, the State, the Fed...

>>723373565

That's a whole lot of time not spent making money. I bet that dweeb is sitting in his Florida beach-side flat right now because he has other things on the agenda than "muscles make me stroong. muscles make superficial girlz want me".

Power-lifters don't even have pleasing bodies to most women. Are you trolling me right now or are you just trying to seem like you're a stud?

>>723373565

I already know your type at the bar man, I'm getting such a kick out of this. Such a simple fucking peasant. Good ole' boy with good ole' country roots. Shit for brains.

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Seriosuly. Your chick does porn and it 'huwrts' what kind of beta cuck are you?


You should be happy your chick actually likes sex enough to do porn you fucking queer.

>>723373673

I do it because I enjoy it.

It's a hobby I used to compete in high school and a little bit in my early 20s but I don't do it anymore and only lift because I enjoy it.

>>723373749

>at the bar

Sorry I'm not 21 and not a loser so I don't spend my free time at the bar.

I guess it's fair, she fucks dudes on camera while he rapes and murders innocent Syrian and Iraqi children like the terrorist he is

>>723373832

I lift too but not for strength gains; it's all about aesthetics and health for me. Also, I don't want to fuck up my body with all that weight. Unless you're competing, why are you training for strength? When are you actually going to use that as a CCNA?

Nobody cares you're strong except you. In my opinion, it's a complete waste of time. Personal defense? In my state, it's legal to conceal and carry without a permit. Nobody cares about your 10k calories a day or how hulking you are. Like I said, most women find the power-lifting body disgusting. Quit fucking up your body trying to be like Arnold and do something else with that time.

>>723374003

>why are you training for strength?

Because I enjoy it? Did you miss that part?

And I don't look like Mark Bell I never took it that seriously and my lifts are basically average now.

Squat = 385
Bench = 320
DL = 505
OHP = fuck OHP

>>723373904

"21 and not a loser so I don't spend my free time at the bar"

crinnnngeeeee

>>723374187

>Not 21

I have a career, family and events on most of my weekends so I don't get out to the bar unless it is a close friends birthday and they're celebrating at a bar. As we've gotten older we mostly just get together at somebody's house.

>>723374173

Some people enjoy doing heroin, some people enjoy fucking dogs. Just because you enjoy something, doesn't mean it's actually beneficial. You're training for STRENGTH, and by your numbers, it looks like you have plenty of it. Don't you have goals? I don't know many people who do things of that nature just because they enjoy it. If you enjoy working out, then just work out like a normal person. You said you were lifting for power.

Why?

You need big muscles to put those network cables in the wall? You fucking scrub.

>>723372725
Fucking idiot detected. The world is becoming highly automated and is accelerating to a point where designers will be in demand. I'm learning how to manipulate technology in a way that no one has in my field.

Being a designer, artfag, current technology has made my life easier and put me far ahead of my peers.

I'm rich bitch.

>>723374279

Implying everyone who goes to a bar is a kid? Sort of makes you seem really anti-social and not at all enjoyable to be around.

You have a career and a family. I do too! Sounds like you've aged into a boring mother fucker to me. I don't go to bars often, but I don't judge people who do go to them. Are you going to press this sort of mentality onto your kids too?

Pathetic shit.

>>723374448

"being a designer, artfag"

"i'm rich"

LOL

>>723374343

When you've been lifting for over 10 years you can have my numbers while basically looking DYEL status. I'm 5'11 190 I don't have huge biceps and try and show them off. If you didn't know I lifted you probably wouldn't know unless I took my shirt off or you saw my quads.

I do it because I enjoy it because doing PPLs and PHULS or whatever goofy machine workouts don't make working out fun to me.

>>723374450

Did I imply that? I was saying I don't spend my free time at the bar because I'm too busy usually. I don't have anything against them but as I've gotten older I don't spend nearly as much time in them as when I was 19-24.

And I was only judging older people who are literally in the bar 4-5 times a week and are "regulars."

>>723372858
In ten years your degree won't mean much. Like a db arch is something special... Your BA will be helpful when you decide to open an ice cream shop.

MBA is your minimum to advance. Then you need to supplement that with 12+ hour days. I doubt any of you cunts know what hard work is.

>>723374540

Now you just sound like you're lying. You're benching 320 at 190lbs of "not that muscular looking"? I think you inflated your numbers a bit. And they hardly even make sense. You can bench 320, but you can only squat 385? Do you have little tiny legs and pec tits? I'm 6'0" 200lbs and I've also been going to the gym for about 10 years and I haven't seen many people boast such numbers while claiming your dimensions.

>>723374722

I don't know, a 70k starting salary is pretty special to most middle class white folks. You missed my point entirely. Let me break it down for your slow ass; I got a college degree, and didn't apply it much in my career because I had other employable skills relating to something other than what I went to school for.

Does this make sense?

Now, if I went in a 70k starting and I work with a company for 10 years, you're right! That degree won't mean shit to me because I'll have already broken 6 figures and really, what more do I need?

>>723374700

You sure did. "I don't go to the bar because I'm not 21".

Seems really insecure and self-fulfilling for someone with a family.

>>723374519
Have my own gallery on Maui. Next Oahu, Laguna Beach, then???

>>723374759

>Now you just sound like you're lying. You're benching 320 at 190lbs of "not that muscular looking"?

Yes 3x1 at 320. I also have short head biceps and unless you saw my chest you'd probably think I could barely push 225.

And yes I only squat 385 because of knee issues. My leg day usually consists of 145x10 225x8 285x4 320x1. And yes I actually do have skinny legs from the knee down.

>>723374880
>>723374700

Sorry, your exact quote was, "Sorry I'm not 21 and not a loser so I don't spend my free time at the bar."

Implying everyone who isn't 21 who attends a social setting where there's alcohol present is a loser.

>>723374942

Proof or shut the fuck up, nobody cares.

>>723374950

Fair enough. Respect.

>>723374880

Well I'm sorry you took it that way. Was mostly just trying to say I don't hang out at the bar because I'm not young enough to do it anymore. Hangovers are killer to me nowadays unlike 10-15 years ago.

>>723363803
what is her name?

>>723375038

Sort of left out that part about everyone who isn't young who attends is a loser didn't ya? That's a convenient strategy when your previous remarks aren't written on my screen.

>>723363987
To me she looks like the kind of person who'd say she didn't cheat because she didn't take her clothes entirely off or something.

>>723364659
99.9%

Ever hear of Jody?

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>>723364506
holy fuck that ass is amazing

>>723374841
I'm telling you that your in a dead end career path.

70k? That's shit btw. Really if you plan on being a poor fag, the sweet spot is 140-170k. To be a baller you need to break 480k to offset taxes. That mid 200k taxed feels like 100k which is shit.

Now stfu

>>723363803
I'd feel bad for the guy if he wasn't a subhuman government drone. But he is. So lol.

>>723375098

I'd consider anyone who spends enough time at a bar to be considered a regular or have a "type" over 28-30 is probably a loser or has a substance abuse problem.

>>723372688
0 empathy and seemingly 0 social interaction

>>723372364
Rrrright. Never heard of Oxford, I guess. Dumb, inexperienced faggot.

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>>723363803
How much you think she got paid?

>>723370180
I fucked wal-Mary once. It was back in the 90s during a bad dry spell. Not proud. Don't recommend it. Still, she gave a mean toothless blowjob.

>>723363803
Hell of a body on her, but yeah... sadly a whatevs vid.

>>723372660
Yeah, cause those are literally the only two factors. Congrats on being 16, dipshit.

>>723375824
$9 and a ride to the nearest bus stop.

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>>723364659
Probably a lot of the army guys. Less Marines b/c we are real men.

>>723364649
dem capn saveahoes in the service be tryna turn hoes into housewives

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>>723363803
She got dumped after the first porn scene. heres the 2nd she says so:
http://www.xvideos.com/video23329768/selena_green_vargas_en_su_famoso_video_porno_pornogratishd.xxx

>>723363859
It totally sucked. She's cute but fuck is she ever annoying

>>723371261
>goes to the middle east to "force democracy"
>calls civilians stupid

>>723375944
and a kid's meal coupon

>>723376007
i doubt this. if it actually were less it'd be because they know the guy is a crazy fuck that will kill them. the girls will usually get away with it tho because marines are dumb as fuck

>>723376007
>real men
>earase any sense of individuality from your character
>real men
>follows orders like a beta all day, isnt allowed to speak his mind or he gets booted from the force
>real man
>cant even defeat sandniggers in the middle east with no tech or army

>>723363803
I wonder why he joined the military.

>>723363948
dude, I gaurentee you if your gf is hot, she will straight up cuck you when your deployed

>>723376202
>>723376164
This girl looks so much like my friend's girlfriend its uncanny... but her fuck scene are so bad I can't get off to them

>>723376007

Marines are fucking retards. Anyone serving in armed forces must be a retard. I`m out and never regretted it

>>723371882

You got roasted, bro...Get over it

>>723363803
Fuck she's pretty ugly imo
She looks like she gets beat daily by dick and hand and all that beating made her retarded
Did she get coerced into it? Or is she just retarded for cock?

>>723370180
What did you study?

>>723363803
Selena Green Vargas. Let's ruin her lyfe /b/

>>723375777
Pretty sure M.I.T. is the best school in the world

>>723363803
I know who are you anon. YOu posted the same shit with the same exact text in AntiSJW group in facebook. Not smart...

>>723375824
she want just sex

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>having a relationship before going in the army/navy or anything that involves months/years being away

Not very smart are ya

>>723363803
is that her brother ?

>>723371882
owned hard. He didn't even use that many military buzzwords

top kek

>>723376953
Go to Facebook and look up Selena Green Vargas, it's the first one to pop up

>>723369255
>when you're not even mad cuz the meme is beyond ancient

Come on anon atleast be original

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>>723376220
I never once said I went to the middle east to "force democracy." It's sad that your little pea brain has to fall back to that one "argument" that doesn't hold water and you have to literally strawman your way to sounding sane. My point still stands.

>>723374173
>thouse numbers...

Absolutely fucking jelly. Must feel great

>>723363803
Epic win for the dude

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>>723363803
>no link
You stink!

>>723375267
I love people who pretend to be rich on 4chan lmao

>>723378091
And his shriveled steroid ballsack?

Morans

>>723377379
I really doubt that, she did say the was doing it for the money and she sprinted to the toilet to spit the cum the second they finished.

>>723378686
>she sprinted and spit
Yeah cuz no women actually likes the taste of cum. They only swallow if they love you or if you're paying enough.

>>723378514
Poor fag detected

>>723370180
If you spent 7 years on any degree outside of a doctorate, I have bad news.
It's not the education system that makes you unhirable, it's you.

Anyone wanna be new level hero and hook me up with a temp gdp password? Would kill for a night of all the full vids. Wanted to for ages.

>>723378750
noo you're wrong

sasha grey love cum too

No surprise that Jody got his dick wet.

>>723378874
to be fair, sasha also has been medically assessed to have 3 g-spot sensitivity locations, she's about as close to a living sextoy as you can get,

and she has a great personality... someone somewhere is blessed/cursed

>>723378750
>never getting with a cumwhore
>being this new

>>723379205
lisa ann also , Even the news loves it the cum

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>>723379227
>implying you've even had sex

>>723363803
you cut that from the content, you amateur word cuck

>>723363948
Women... 99.9% of women are filthy whores.

I have p nice physique and good facial athsteics. EVERYWHERE I go I get women hitting on me and gawking.

Im talking happily married women, single chicks, old , young. You name it they hit on me. I get numbers to hook up without even asking. I get whole office buildings full of women going apeshit over the cute guy in the office. Ive had male office mangers have to tell the staff to settle down. Ive had office women appologize for their misconduct "im married and have kids i normally dont do this! Please dont report me!". I wouldnt even say anything just walk in and they love a tight assed stong wide shoulder male with a commanding posture.

My point isnt to brag but to highlight how every women even your mother is a sexual being and under the right circumstances will without a doubt act out of line.


Im having prblems with my current gf because im so insecure about this situation. I know how women are because I see them act insane daily. So I try everyway to prevent her from fucking off like this.

>>723379227
virgin detected

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>>723379784
>>723380008

>>723363803
Ist das, was ich jetzt gedacht habe, wirklich passiert? Ich kann das nie verifizieren - brauche Hilfe

>>723363854
>Should've been /thread

>>723371219
I've got a harpoon for the one on the right!

>>723363803
This was a couple of years ago. Why is it still relevant? I've been seeing this pic all over, as if people are just finding out about this

this thread proves /b/ is full of lonely teen boys so fearful of having their fragile hearts devastated by a woman and a dry cock, so they'd rather lash out at strangers and groups of people more successful than their basement dwelling selves from their anonymous safe space.

people cheat on people all the time. fucking grow up

>>723363948
Old military saying, probably been repeated to death here:

"You come home to them the same way you leave them. Freshly fucked and crying."

Source: Grew up in military town, worked as a civilian for the DOD.