ITT Humor an memes from 10 years ago

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>>723360615
These images must be related.

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none of these are copy pasta from 10 years ago
>original /b/

>>723360061
Oh god

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>>723360777
which makes sense, because OP wasn't looking for copypasta

also, nice trips, faggot

>>723360777
chekd

>>723360839
i had those same shoes :\

>>723360061
is this loss?

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stupid americans

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>>723360919
ty friend : )
also wtf is he looking for then?

>>723360952
thats a power cord from russia
these are russians
not american
friend

>>723361001
OP here... billy mays, FBF memes, etc are fine

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>>723361087
kk i got ya friend

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>>723359665
THE EYEEESSSS!!!

▲
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10 years ago, Demotivationals were the shit.

>>723361052
pfft try like 14 years ago old man

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>>723361001
your mom

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>>723361141
i remember this
people were trying to steal them for resale on the interwebs so they kept putting them high af on the sides of buildings
i wish i had one

>>723361060
Way to get trolled friend

>>723361244
name?

>>723361001
> : )
gtfo

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>>723361279
how is that a troll friend?

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>>723361291
:p
make me

>>723361060
Its a plug from germany
It was staged photo for safety instructions of a school

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>>723361540
there is no way, germany has way more class then this

>>723361599
Hahahaha. You never lived in Germany did you?

>>723360061

>>723361599

>Germans
>Germanic Genes
>Class
Top Kek

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>>723361642
ive barely made it out of south carolina

>>723360061
>I know =P
>=P
xD

>>723360844
Checked

>>723359665
Hank?

>>723360061
I...know this

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i was a newfag in 2007
most of my YLYL pics are between 2007 and 2010

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>>723361599
Was this a thing?
I don't even know why I had this saved.

so i tineyed that picture with the power cord and the pool and it came up from site in russia!
so ha
im right
>>723362062
ya it was during the early stages of the brony era

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>>723362043

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Why havent anyone posted this yet? it was in every god damn thread

>>723362151
Because I posted this:
>>723360790
and didn't want to hog them...

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>>723360061

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>>723362227
Ah, missed that.

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>>723362133
ok so after translating that site it had a article on abortions and the after math
can anyone tell me why russian doctors wear chef hats when preforming abortions?

>>723359665
Why would breast cancer ever be a deal breaker?
I have met a few girls that used to have breast cancer and there was nothing wrong with them. But for some reason no guy ever really gave them the time of day.
Why the hell do people go out of their way to avoid these girls. Their is nothing seriously wrong with them besides one side of their chest being flat. Whenever they try to chat with a guy he always turns the situation from playful and flirty to friendly and casual. Or he goes off with his other friends.
Its probably really hard to build up the confidence to talk with them in the first place. My friends say they find it hard anyway.
Its just fucking wrong.

>>723361925
YES I was thinking the same thing.

>>723360649
>The chive

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>>723361366
It's called b-a-i-t.....

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>>723362314
cause they have bad genes

>>723361060
its germany

>>723362314
>butthurt breast cancer grill detected

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>>723360061 .

>>723362314
What stops them from getting boob jobs?

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>>723362399
its not bait tho, he generally thought that was americans
you cant fuck up and just claim troll when you get called out

>>723361637

Best one so far today.

>>723362406
They don't have bad genes. Cancer isn't bad genes its bad luck.
>>723362420
I'm not a cancer survivor or a girl. I can even post a dick pic to prove it.
>>723362464
Its not that easy. The area is sensitive and at risk of needing more operations if the cancer comes back. And boobjobs are expensive. Someone who just underwent chemo can not afford chest implants.

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>>723362639
breast cancer is hereditary i feel like you should of known that already

>>723362464
>What stops them from getting boob jobs?
>>723362464

fortunately you can't get breast cancer twice

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>>723362466
Sure, if it helps you sleep better at night.
Checked.

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>>723362830
see now thats a good troll comment
thats how ya do it
that other one was just strait got called out

>>723362767
Why would I know that? And its not hereditory, my friends mother did not have it and she got it.
>>723362803
No you can't get it twice but you can get it in the general area or even spread into your lung.

>>723360919
The grammar in this place is really terrible.
/b/ is starting to look like it's nothing more than a bunch of teenage faggots.
If you can't use proper grammar, then don't come on this website. It's not facebook, nor it is Nickelodeon.com. It is /b/.
I can understand the grammar jokes, like "Trolling is an art." That stuff is funny, I don't have a problem with it.
However, if I see one more faggot start a sentence without a capital letter then I will lose faith in this board.
If I see another person switch "Their, They're, and There" or "Your and You're." I might seriously consider not coming back to it anymore.
If you post with bad grammar in this thread, you're not trolling me. You're just proving yourself do be a dumbass. Regardless of anonymity, you're still out there somewhere. Whoever you are, you're a dumbass.

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>>723362948
i bet her grandmother had it
cause its in their genes
and yeah its totally hereditary

>>723362305
You cant make an omelette witthout breaking some eggs

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>>723363101
lol'd

>>723363057
You bet? The mother and my grandmothr never had breast cancer so how come my friend got it?
Do you even research this? And also if this is true how come most of the worlds females don't have breast cancer? People share blood somewhere down the line.

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you will never

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Salem oilaikum

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this was edgy is 2007

>>723362948
"Most inherited cases of breast cancer are associated with two abnormal genes: BRCA1 BRCA2 "

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>>723361832
saved

>>723360677
Never thought I'd see that picture again

>>723363263
Urgh rekt and gore don't disturb me this much

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>>723363181
>The mother and my grandmother
ummm so your talking about your sister?
and cause most of the girls in the world have good genes, thats why they get fucked
they dont have stones in their boobies
genes can deteriorate as familys are made, probably some kind of incest down the line

>>723362264
dolan is the worse shits to be meme in recent years

>>723362305
It's because they are preparing a delicacy for their upper class clientele.

>>723363354
Those will get all dirty on the ground and I bet there are bugs all over them now.

>>723363434
I posted that, and I agree 100%

>>723363398
Seriously is your fkn Google broke? Most breast cancers aren't hereditary, the minority are.
https://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition/breast-cancer

>>723363244
I remember laughing myself stupid the first time I saw that.

>>723363181
It is actually a combination. If a patient has in her family a history of BRCA 1 or 2 mutation then she has a higher risk of developing breast cancer. However there is always a chance that a new mutation occurs in these genes without having any relatives that had the mutation

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>>723363530
man, I have been waiting for a reason to post these.

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>>723363398
I ment "the" I just mistyped it was a simple mistake. I don't have a sister or am girl but if i did and was then she and I would be fine as our parents never had cancer.

But wait its not hereditary?
Ohh my!
Also pic related. Not hereditary asshole.

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>>723363662

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>>723363680

There was once a man with passion this passion went for laughing, he was not an ordinary joker, he insisted on laughing on himself, he only wanted to make himself laugh, so he did

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Peter

>>723360397
diabetus

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>>723363564
no my google works fine but i don't have to google that, its common knowledge yo
angelina jolie has a history of it in her family and got her tities cut off before she could get it
if it doesnt run in the fam why do you think she got her tities cut off?

>>723359665
haha xd lol

>>723363666
That means anyone could get cancer anyway. Because its not hereditary.

My friend got it by pure chance and being a dick online by swearing blind that its "bad genes" is a horrible thing to do.
I know its 4chan but come on.

>>723362314
Because they are a handicap for us guys who can't get any from normal females. So please stfu, if every guy gave them the time of day then they wouldn't settle for guys like me when I approach them.

>Female breast cancer survivors
>Females with crohn's disease
>Female amputees
>Females with mild to severe birth defects

These are for those of us who wouldn't have a chance with them otherwise. Their lack of attention and relationship helps destroy their confidence and expectations, which increases our chances of getting laid with them.

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>>723363613
postin shit that only supports your facts is how you become ingnorant

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Efg

>>723363761
I didn't say it's not hereditary, hereditary is the less common cause, it can still happen in families without a history of breast cancer.

>>723362927
I know you're just trolling, but in case you're not, no, it's a well known troll tactic to post that picture and say "stupid americans". It's on know your meme and everything.

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>>723363892
so you agree its bad genes and no one wants to fuck people with bad genes

>>723360061
Love that film. Defo going to watch it tonight.

>>723363817
I'm arguing along with you that it's not just hereditary but fk your feelings. This is about basic fkn facts, leave 'muh feelings' at reddit, you're making the rational look like faggots.

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>>723363539

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>>723363947
wtf is know your memes?

>>723363710
Forgot EFG was a thing.

>>723363885
don't hit the lever!

>>723363964
Nah, if the tapping is good I'll just use a condom. 1 tittied bitches try harder.

>>723363874
Oh yeah lets ignore the "damaged girls" so people like you can slither up and fuck them.
I'm not asking for perfect men to talk to my friends. I'm kust asking for people to treat them like human beings. Don't just discard them before getting to know them.
And my friends have never been approached by someone like you. They have always had to do the approaching. They are not fussy at this point but even talking to a guy in public is hard.
>>723363878
>supports my facts
Its still facts asshole

>>723359665
you mean back when memes where actually memes and not cancer?

>>723364007
You just said its about facts and I proved myself right
So what the fuck is your point? I can't feel passionate about something? Some life you must lead.

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>>723362151

>>723364178
>>723363874

Can both of you just shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a shit, we're trying to enjoy the thread here you faggots.

>>723363817
Are you real?

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>>723364294

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Anyone remember when realistic Pokemon/Pokemon memes were a huge thing? Like 4-5 years ago or something.

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>>723362314
Well unfortunately for your friends we are humans and have this thing called biology. Whenever we see something out of place or abnormal 99% of the time it elicits the emotion of disgust. This is a reaction to steer us clear of things such as disease, poor genetic factors, the potential for child defects in our offspring, etc. The only reason you care is because it's fun to you to jerk yourself off about how morally superior you are when the truth is that there isn't a right or wrong with relationships, it's all subjective.

>It's just fucking wrong
In your opinion

>>723364045
Your mom

>>723360677
fuck Im old

>MFW 4chan hasn't had a good meme since EBM
>MFW reddit is the meme makers now
>MFW we hit the image cap
>MFW I have no face

>>723361287
Sum Ting Wong

>>723364178
again you support only one side, your ingnorant of the other fact that it also runs in the family
back to angelina jolie cutting off her tities
i used her as an exsample cause i thought u tumblr bitches love that whore

>>723364338
Whats that even mean? I have emotions and standards? Yes it does.
>>723364371
Acting like a 'intelligent' smartasd to make people feel shitty for living is just a dick thing to do.

fite the powah

>>723364502
If you don't like the truth it's not my problem. Go protest about something and live in ignorance for all I care, but always keep in the back of your mind that facts do not care about your feelings.

>>723364488
I don't browse tumblr or love/hate Jolie.
She made a choice to get rid of the risk. It was a smart thing to do.
But because she is all pretty and famous no-one cares if she does something like this. They still lust after her. But others don't look very attractive to begin with, so loosing a part of their womanhood makes them look even less attractive.

>>723364622
But I proved I was right in an earlier post idiot.

>>723362314
well some guys date with intentions of being with the girl for a long time, youd be locking your seed to be at an immediate disadvantage in the natural selection race. that and no one wants a mate thats prob gonna die before them

>>723364502
u need to learn how to debate without getting emotionally invested
just chill your cottage cheese tits
you simply asked why people wont bang popeyed tities and i said its cause bad genes, you never had an agruement and instead went in fully just to disprove yourself even more
your not liberal your just an emotion child

We laughed at some dumb shit.

>>723364690
Do you have reading comprehension problems? You replied to me with a generic "waaaa it's not nice to say mean things".

Disgust at a titty that is a third the size of the other is a natural reaction ingrained in millions of years of evolution. It does not matter if the actual disease in question is or is not genetic because that isn't the determining factor of somebody's response, even if you were to somehow convince the entire population that there is absolutely nothing wrong with breast cancer and it is not genetic people will hold the exact same reaction deep down. This is a fact whether you like it or not Jesus christ you're stupid.

>>723364734
Seriously fuck you. I proved myself right. I even fucking googled it and posted it.
Your the one who is wrong and just here to make others feel like they are not even human.
And "cottage cheese tits"? I have heard worse asshole and I also already said I don't have cancer.
And whats wrong about being emotonal about something? Atleast I care enough about something other than jerking off online and laughing at shitty edgy humor.

>>723364178
I'm sure they have. I'm 24 and I've only had sex 3 times and each one was with a disfigured chick. I love them and happy with the way they are treated, because again they are a much needed handicap.

>>723364701
>>723364902
>>723364938
You know what I change my mind. It is better if guys just avoid us because you probably just want to either remove their "genes" or fuck them for a sexual bucket list.
Happy? I don't know why I even posted in this thread. I have seen posts on here careing for people with cancer and all you do is trash talk my friend.

>>723365094
Good, because guys like the ones you vilified are the only ones who will fuck disfigured chicks so effectively you are playing into their hands. And I win as well because that's less stupid people that breed, and since ignorance is bliss you win thinking you somehow "won" and will completely disregard these facts.

Excellent move, I tip my fedora in your general direction

>>723361866
i have missed this pic so much,thank you anon

>>723365094
Denying reality doesn't actually change reality.

>>723365260
Why would anyone want to breed with you anyway? Your probably a fat and greasy loser who thinks all women are bad. The last thing I would want is your children or to even spend any time with you. I doubt any girl has even spoken to you in the past five years besides your own mother.

>>723361193
Yes they were

>>723365442
no, I talk to women on reddit all the time

but the hilarious part is how emotionally invested you are in all of this, find a guy who's fetish is disfigured chick and it's all good, what's your problem? It's really quite simple, everybody will eventually find somebody, people who don't look like an 'average human" are not attractive to most people. You have to accept it and move on, or you can do what you WANT to do which is try to force everyone else to accept you when that simply put will never happen.

/b/ is the most honest place you'll ever go, and I only tell people the truth as I see it when I'm here. It's up to YOU whether or not you accept the facts and move on, and how you go about doing that.

People will wave their moral flags along side you, maybe even attend a protest. But at the end of the day nobody but you and your immediate family care. Chances are not even your friends give two fucks, we all have problems to deal with

>>723365094
disability worker here. if this is a person with disability rather than a troll it's autism.

most disabled girls are very eager to get fucked, specific problems like MS discluded.

Good thread is good

>>723360251
SORCE!!!!!!!!!!

>>723362314
why would you become emotionally invested in someone likely to die significantly earlier than someone with cancer and/or a history of cancer?

It sucks anon, but it's just illogical.

>>723365848
What is even wrong gettimg emotionally invested? It gives you energy to fight back right?

And I have seen /b/aww threads. So I can feel sorry for a guy that broke up with his girlfriend but when a person who nearly died and has had their life fucked over... thats just "oh well"?

Its pretty fucked. We should be sticking together not splitting each other appart.

>>723365442
A fat greasy loser who has had his fair share of luck fucking disfigured chicks because they feel like half a woman due to breast cancer, etc.

People must really care about breast cancer

>>723366141
So if a family member gets cancer you just cast them out?
>>723365958
Well my friend never even gets approached let alone fucked. And I never said I didn't want to get fucked, i'm saying maybe they don't want to be treated like sub humans. I mean another anon is calling people like my friend "half a woman"
>>723366233
Seriously consider ending your life creep.

>>723365848
>Women on reddit
Rule 30, you've been talking to men.

>>723366471
I said they feel like a half woman. These are their words not mine. And I'm sorry reality doesn't match your feminist/sjw belief system.

>>723366308
Its just one butthurt grill anon

>>723362337

Great now i want to check out d

>>723366201
Because emotions do nothing for you in terms of arguments, policies, facts, and opinions. The only thing making an argument based off of emotions does is appeal to stupid people who do not care about facts. Using an emotional appeal is an attempt at controlling what people think without the need for pesky ideas and concepts that could be disproven because it's designed to make people feel good about agreeing.

"Its pretty fucked. We should be sticking together not splitting each other appart."
Tell me, what SPECIFICALLY does this mean? When you say we should stick together what does that even mean? It's a meaningless platitude and it's entire purpose is to appeal to emotion. An agreement based solely on something that feels good with no actual facts or logic attached. Give me a specific topic you think we should "stick together" on and I will either agree or disagree and present to you facts to support my view. The age where you can convince somebody on emotion alone is coming to a close. As for getting energy to "fight back" I guess I don't understand. Emotions have a time and place, putting your ideas out there and forming an opinion is not one of those times

>>723362043
That's fucking awesome

Captcha was airplanes

>>723361101
kek

>>723364017
why all the girls got there tits out? And why one of them friggid?

>>723367110
I meant their*

>>723366608
I bet they only feel like that because you treat them like that.
>>723366856
What I ment by "stick together" is that we should not cast out people just because they are unfortunate enough to fall victim to cancer. Would you leave a friend or partner because they got cancer?
My friend had some of her "friends" leave her because she got worse and more ill. If they just stayed then maybe I wouldn't feel so shitty about talking to others let alone try to make new relationships.
What I mean is we should not just kick them all to the curb.

I hope this thread has reminded everyone that memes have always been cancer.

>>723367239>>723366471
>i never said I dodn't want to get fucked
>maybe I wouldn't feel so shitty
>n- not a grill I just miss typed

Just post your fucked tits already

>>723363868
kek, been a while

>>723367239
How does wanting to fuck them mean I'm treating them badly? I've went on dates, road trips, etc with the ones I've had sex with. Just be cause my end game is to have sex with them doesn't mean I'm treating them badly. That is pretty much how all interactions between a male and female go. At least I'm not ignoring them like you said is happening to your friend.

>>723367239
That's all well and good, but nobody here has said we need to cast people out or some shit because they have cancer. If they did they are clearly le epic trolling you because it's obvious you're going to respond. However where the line ends for me is when people want to say there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. Whether or not there is something wrong with breast cancer is does not matter, because we are biologically designed to dislike anything that appears abnormal and nothing you tell people will ever change that.

I have a question for you, you said you have friends with breast cancer, what have you done for them personally? I'm assuming you've done something more than "spread awareness" because that's easily done. It's easy to say "let's do X" but when it comes time to actually do something about it, who takes action? What are the consequences? How do you do it?

Another question would be who is excluded from your good will? There are hundreds of forms of cancer, why should breast cancer get all of the attention? Out of all the forms of cancer breast cancer has a fairly high survival rate with current technology, you and your friends clearly have survived. If we should be sticking together where is the virtuous fervor when the topic of lung or pancreatic cancer comes up? Chances are you are not as invested in these forms of cancer as others, and I am not saying that you SHOULD be. I am simply saying that not everyone will give a shit, you should feel lucky that people care as much as they do about breast cancer.

Lung and bronchial cancer: 792,495 lives. ...
Colon and rectal cancer:268,783 lives. ...
Breast cancer: 206,983 lives. ...
Pancreatic cancer: 162,878 lives. ...
Prostate cancer: 144,926 lives. ...

One of these is not like the other, one of these things has so much focus is eclipses the other 4 by simple virtue of "it feels good to support it"

>>723367406
Just fuck off
>>723367677
Well then why did you post earlier that you think they have fucked genes and thats its fun to screw with handicapped girls?

>>723367837
Not that anon but I assume it's because fucking women is fun. If they get something out of it too what's the problem?

>>723361671
An average person has a stride length of approximately 2.1 to 2.5 feet. That means that it takes over 2,000 steps to walk a single mile. The Nike fuel band keeps track of how many steps you take and converts this into miles.

Let's say a single stroke (up and down) is one step. That means he stroked 8000 times. Now let's take an average of 1 second per stroke. 8000 seconds equals 133 minutes. Meaning he masturbated two hours and thirteen minutes continuesly.

>>723367837
You are confusing two different anon. I'm the one that said they are good handicap for guys like me. Totally different anon talking about gene shit. And I stand by my statement. They are a handicap for me, doesn't mean I'm treating them badly.

>>723367834
Well I have done lots for my friend. Myself and the family sold a bunch of our stuff to pay for the treatment as well as stood by her side no matter how shitty things got. The mother even took work leave so she could spend time with me.
Other cancers are bad obviously. All survivors should be treated with the same compassion.

>>723367988
Fuck I am so sorry.
There are a few anons here that are just being assholes. Sirry to get you mixed up.
I'm glad that you give them a chance anon even though you might not stick with a relationshio for long. Unless you do?
And handicap for you? I mean I know they can be a bit of a burden but we aren't that bad. My friend has never needed much help besides heavy labour like shopping for a weeks worth of food.

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>>723363733
These are shit

>>723368079
If a man is missing his balls would you fuck him? Regardless of your answer most women would likely say no if they knew ahead of time. I already know what your response will be to this; "yes but we should accept everybody"

Like I said, this will never happen. You WANT it to happen and in a perfect world people would only ever judge somebody using facts and logic to determine whether or not somebody is a good match for them, and in a way they do to an extent.

You want to use emotions to say that we should accept each other, and yet at the same time not everyone thinks like you, this is the problem with using emotions to argue. If your only argument is something like we should stick together that's your opinion. All I need to say to that is "no" and it will be no more or less true than what you have said.

Regardless of any of this my original statement remains that people for the most part do not give a shit. The only people who will ever care are those who you know personally, and even less will actually do something FOR you to directly help. It's nice that you care about your friends and you should, but at the end of the day the only difference between you and the "assholes" is that you believe yourself to be morally justified. It isn't as if they would reject say their mother if she had breast cancer, that being the case what is your point?

>>723368575
What if you got cancer and had to get your balls removed?
Then every girl just avoided you.
Imagine hooking up after a night out, finaly getting enough confidence after being turned down so much. Then imaging stripping down.
Then she sees your testicles and stands there for a moment before picking up and leaving you there.
It will be the most embarrassing moment of your life. Would you think its fair or right? Just because your luck ran out and you got cancer?
Sometimes you might think your better off dead.

>>723368936
Aww did it happen to you? Shouldn't trick guys into fucking you then.

>>723369043
I have never tricked anyone. I was just posting an example of what might happen to that anon if he caught cancer.

>>723361116
I remember this.

>>723368936
Like I said, it sucks. But that's life, people behave in that way not out of malicious intent but because it's a subconscious decision that cannot be changed.

But for me personally, women are literally the lowest priority I have right now and I would likely just never pursue women. We men are slaves to our balls, getting your balls removed would almost be a blessing in disguise, no more thinking about fucking 24/7, we could actually get shit done.

Women however hold a different mentality yet again thanks primarily to evolution and biological reasons. Women hold a fear of rejection as emphasized by you, men hold those same emotions but they are nowhere near as strong. Men can go through life just fine without women, we do it all the time. It's a bit of a coincidence that you say that I might think I was better off dead I'll give you a hint. I do not have a gf, I don't intend on getting one anytime soon because I don't particularly care. I'm not too fat and I lift every other day (can't live long without health after all), attending classes for business administration and one day I will make at least 6 figures. This is the mindset your breast cancer survivors need to have to succeed in this life.

>>723362133
Ye it's just a standard european plug, so it could be from anywhere.

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>>723368936
Oh another thing, since you're talking about me specifically I have no shame after picking what we affectionately referred to as "ass lint" out of gutters with my bare hands but back on track I would either
A) Get some face nads and tell the woman I'm sterile
B) Tell her upfront on the first date "I don't have any balls and I don't mean that metaphorically"

Bonus points if she laughs

>>723369445
What the fuck do you think I have been doing for the past five years. I have done nothing but fight and pull myself up from this shitty life.
And of course I fear rejection. Nearly all my friends save for two have abandoned me. They either ignore or avoid me. You think I like living knowing that no one will ever stay with me for long or even try to start a family?
I am done arguing with you. Its obvious your just trying to get under my skin.

>>723369709
You just said yourself that you make six figures, are fit and attractive.
What if someone is not any of those things along with missing a part of their body?

>>723369829
Well it's pretty obvious why your friends left you. I'll give you a hint, it has nothing to do with your cancer, shitty attitude is my diagnosis. You probably attend these giant rallies too shouting things into megaphones attempting to "change something" that cannot be changed.

>>723369968
I said I will one day make 6 figures, and I never claimed I was attractive. Hell I don't know if I'm attractive, probably a 5-6/10 or something. And I WAS fit, I've lost 85lbs over the course of a year and gained most of it back after I was discharged from the military.

Again, I would not date somebody missing an appendage because I personally do not find it attractive. If you do not like that I don't know what to tell you, it's biology and most people think the same way.

I will ask two simple questions:
How are you going to make people accept you? What right do you have to tell anybody what they should think?

>>723366471
Choosing to develop emotional attachment to someone you've just met is clearly the same as a pre-existing long term relationship with a family member.

>>723370353
Strawmen and emotions, the trademark strategy of these people. At least this person is actually listening to an opposing point of view, most of them just chant in large groups like puppets possessed by demons from the 7th plain of reality.

>>723360061
Yeah this one's vaaaguellly familiar.

>>723370456
That's the majority of the internet, sadly.

>>723363885
hey EFG
Long time no see

>>723360397
Had this been you laugh you lose, I'd been out.

>>723370353
Trying to make a point that why should anyone be cast out because of an illness.
>>723370343
I don't have a right to tell anyone how to think or will ever really make anyone accept me.

I'm just going to stop. Its just fucking stupid of me to voice my self on a matter that I get so frustrated about. Sorry if I pissed anyone off.
I would be lying if I said no one hated my attidute in real life.

>>723360677
Forgot about this one, good times.

>>723362962
go fuck yourself with a rake

>>723361866
God this is truly an oldie

>>723359665
Sauce?

>>723370815
I understand your point of view. It is unfortunate, but so is the disease. Being genuine, I would not want to start any sort of emotional or intimate relationship with someone who is unable to reciprocate, whether that is because they are just an asshole, disabled, dead/dying, or in some other way deficient in that particular social category.

That's not saying I'd ignore them or cast them out of any social circle I'm influential in. I'd have no reservations becoming friends with someone who fits this category, or maintaining a friendship with someone who develops such an illness. I'm not going to try to pick up any cancer suffering women at the bar though.

>>723362764
This is still one of the most visibly miserable pictures out there

>>723360061
Bunch of pedos recognising this lol xD shame on youuuuu

>>723367956

> one second stroke

wat. I beat my meat at roughly mach 12 with enough pressure that I've got to decompress it in a diving bell afterwards.

I think you need to cut your estimate to about a half hour, max.

And that's edging it.

>>723370815
Don't be sorry, change yourself for the better. Embrace arguments that make sense and reject those that appeal to emotion.

"The proper work of the mind is the exercise of choice, refusal, yearning, repulsion, preparation, purpose, and assent. What then can pollute and clog the mind's proper function? Nothing but it's own corrupt decisions" -Epictetus, Discourses

>>723360755
I still don't like this

>>723363101
Underrated poast.

>>723362305
Cuz the roodiepooh bitches need to smelllllll what the Doc is cooking.

>>723360672
Nope. Philosoraptor is an old meme, the cartoon is from xkcd, a pretty good webcomic.

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>>723362408
These power cords are wildly used in all of middle-east Europe.

>>723374344
>middle-east Europe.
I think that came across to me different than what you meant