What do I say now /b/

You just asked her, is she stupid?

>>723356799
ask her how rough she likes it, and how good at deepthroating she is

>>723356878
She means like "i don't know either" i think

>>723356878
That's what I was thinking, she seems special needs

>>723356933
Virgin alert

>>723356799
She means "ask me to come to your bed", it's an answer to the question.
You anons are a special kind of dense, aren't you?

>>723357367
Nigga there is no virgin alert on this site, the wizards disabled it

>>723357457
Oooh eyy you are right, he should ask :
"Come into my bed and get handcuffed"

>>723356799
Tell her you will put a gun in her mouth

>>723356799
I'll oil your feet up and make you give me one hell of a footjob ;)

>>723357617
Why does everything on /b/ has to end up as some weird fetish

>>723356799
stupid fucking cunt i will slit your throat if you don't comply

>>723358570
Feet especially, is that just more common that I'm aware of?

>>723359734
I feel like everyone is into feet secretly apart from me. I just don't get it

>>723356799
You ask you retard.

>>723356799
just say:

"come here"

give her 10 seconds to respond. If she doesn't, follow up with:

"now"

What app is that?

>>723360841
Tinder

>>723360841
Get with the times Grandad.

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No thanks to /b/

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>>723360762
Best option so far go for it

>>723361307
Now, in kitchen

>>723361307
i want to handcuff you and fuck you at the library

Lord save you sick excuse for human being. sex is something divine and special and it should be done with someone you're married to for the purpose of procreation
God save your soul

"How about right now? We'll start making out and when I can't get it up, I'll start to cry. You call me pathetic and then leave unsatisfied."

>>723360841
How fucking new are you? Is this your first week here or something?

>>723361307
Just get her round your place and do the deed. Exchange numbers and get some nudes while your at it

So you like anal or not?

>>723361158
>>723361283
>>723361570
I haven't had a Facebook since 2011 so I can't make a tinder. Fuck off faghots

SEND NUDES! ffs anons.

Stuff 10 golf balls up your asshole and shit them out you worthless pig faced slut

Update- got her on SC gonna get nudes...How do I screenshot without her knowing?

Does she even care if you screen shot them? This chick seems like a white.

>>723362681
Whore

>>723362681
A white? What are you even talking about?

>>723362681
>>723362717
White, whore same thing mate

>>723362753
Whore. Autocorrect. I'm on my phone.

>>723362545
Use something else to take a pic of the screen. I.e second phone or a camera.

>>723362892
Can't he just turn off the internet before taking screen shot? Pardon me if I'm wrong, never used snapchat

DON'T BE A PUSSY DO IT OP

pic of jizz on her face

>>723362892
Good idea. Just do this

>>723362681
>This chick seems like a white

And you're not? Fucking bloody nigger.

>>723362999
Thats not possible, because there is time limit on the image to see.
if he disconnects, the image immediatly disappears AND the screenshot gets catched by the app anyway.

>>723360762
You can still say this OP. Still fits in context and will probably progress this to the right conclusion.

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>>723363213

>>723363213
retard

>>723362804
nigger

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>>723363213

>>723363366
Fuck off you nigger

>>723361536
The idea that sex should be for procreation and has any bearing on the metaphysical world is absolutely foolish and is propagated by the inferior creator. Our true God, the one who created him, would logically have little if any concern for the morality of decisions that hurt noone.

do you even own any handcuffs OP?

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>>723363844
Yeah two

>>723361536
God save us from sex, bacon, fabric blends, cheese on beef, movies, books and other media regarding any topic that could possibly be construed as unGodly (so basically anything involving space, aliens, magic, killing, drugs, sex... basically all media)...

Wait, I forgot. Is God saving us, or is he just a fuckin dickhead?

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>>723361536

>>723364449
Now you've got the gears turning. What if sin isn't actually bad? What if what the bible is actually saying is that Jesus died so that we have the right to sin and free will, so that we may enjoy mortal lives (because mortals enjoy sin and as long as it hurts Noone else who cares?)

>>723364449
you can't escape original sin

Guess no nudes.

>>723365168
Update: need more time to ask for nudes

>>723365764
How much?