Your best friend is dying, To save him, you have to go through

>>723356491
Am i banned?

Бамп

>*walk through*
>"Excuse me"
>Save friend

>>723356491
*I unseathe my katana*
"This will be fun"

nice fake stoney jackets, broke ass muwfakas

>>723356491
The one on the left looks like he could be handy...

*teleports behind slavs*
*turn fedora 390 degrees*
> ahem.. As you can see I just teleported
> behind you..

*takes out daggers and katana*
> now, gentlemen, your time has come!
*behead all slavs in 1 swing*

*Call police and say they were harassing my friend*

> help friend

>>723356491
1

>>723356606
autism alert

>>723356491
*Give'em a bottle of vodka
*squatting intensifies*
*Pass through*
profit??

>>723357088
It's nothing personal, kid.

>>723357088
New 45 degree tilted xD whatsapp emoji

>>723357088
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personal kid

>>723356491
Offer them the customary vodka bottle that Slavs take as a sign of peace. Plus I'm also Slavic. No worries.

>>723356606
Heh. Nothing personel, kid.

>>723356491
Is the romantic route an option? I've always wanted to try Slav dick.

>>723356625
they look like theyre made of tarp

Rip out my cock and fuck them to death

Break their mongoloid necks

>>723356988
/thread

>>723356491
Squatoff

>Seeing as they aren't of even wearing Adidas track suit, their slav level is of a very much smaller than that of with my own.

>after many tough hours of classic slav test of skill, they must of let my through according to ancient slav tradition

>obligatory vodka bottle
>Slav squat ensues
>leap frog to friend

>>723357631
lost

>>723356491

slowly begin squatting and get them into by smiling and nodding. then, once they've been lulled by my hypnosis and are just too comfortable squatting, i run and jump over them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GptPpCjJdkU

>>723356491
Case of beer. Pack of smokes. Small AM radio with fresh batteries. Show them a nice clean sidewalk. Slav party starts.

>>723356491
I don't have a best friend.
I just have lots of good friends.
So I wouldn't do anything.

>>723356491
lure them with cs:go into a trap

>>723356491
What do you mean "these slavs"? There's only one.

>>723356491
I come in with a babushka armed with a rolling pin and tell her they've been up to no good.

>>723356491
Cyka blyat.