Currently high as fuck.. Pic related. Make me laugh or ask questions

>>723345024
Die!

>>723346074
Agree

How much is flour there?

>>723345024
srthsrth

>>723345024

Man you're making me jealous. I'd kill for some coke fueled sex right about now.

>>723345024
When u going to.rehab

>>723346345
I've cleared off ~2g tonight

>>723346385
>rehab

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>>723346446
>I've cleared off ~2g tonight

>>723345024
Spent all weekend on the white horse. Wife wanted to try it for first time... got a ball and had a ball sat into sun. Good times

As for a question... what do you do for fun all jazzed up alone?

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>>723345024

Iove coke and sex but my dick goes hella limp. what should i do!?

>>723346586
Usually MMOs with some friends (who apparently can't tell). They're all gone rn so I've got EDM playing and browsing whatever actual threads are on b

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>>723346624

i gotta admit i love dildoing my ass when i'm high on coke. I'm not gay!! lol

Any game plan? No? Okay heres one
>do another bump(gently)
>scream(mildly)
>rape(your sister(or brother, not trying to be intolerant here.))
>kiss(your reflection)
>BREAK(your mirror cause reflection
>slit(the walls that hold you from your dreams)
>cry(while you fap)
>repeat

Post soft penis

>>723346690
Yeah actually good point the threads are unnaturally less than stellar tonight... wonder why

>>723345024
Ever get nose bleeds from coke? I've previously had no problem with it until I did one to many lines in a short period of time, nose bleed lighty.

how is it man? been thinking about it for awhile and might just go for it

Heres what do to op.
>make
(a list)
>scratch
(first line in list(my list will do.))
>take
(a bath)
>return
(the bath you took from that stranger(how did you do that(why did that guy have a bath on him(how did that guy have a bath on him))))
>cry
(you bath stealing monster(if you didnt return that bath you would have had something to cry in))
>reflect
(On the time you masterbated in that tub(you didnt tell the stranger about that part))
>boast
(Wait you should buy a boat)
>buy
(A boat)
>name
(It bath(wait the man who sold it to you was named stranger, right?))
>look
(At your arm)
>read
(Dont trust stranger(or bath))
>scream
(Someone got seamen in your bath)
>wait

>>723346581
How much do you usually get yours for? I managed to get mine for around 236/ball

>>723346820
Tell me about it, the only reason I made this thread was because all the others were boring as fuck

>>723346990
I've had my nose bleed once from it. It happened to be a day that I needed to call cops to my work (I work next to a bar and there's usually an issue). Either they didn't notice or didn't care but my god the blood and blowing my nose the entire time they were there

Also fuck these new captchas

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>>723346624
I use Cialis 5mg to fuck on coke,dose is low not too high so it's safe. But what ever you do don't drink as well or worse yet use Viagra,that shit can kill you. Bonus pic,me doing on my girl before fucking. Cocaine is a hella' of a drug.

>>723347129
>How much do you usually get yours for? I managed to get mine for around 236/ball

Depends; I live in Canada but it ranges from $260-300

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Dont blow your nose too hard to avoid nose bleeds,when you take lines have clean bottled water to flush your nose. Dont sniff moist blow,if
t's moist put it in a bill fold said bill and microwave it for 30 secs. That's removes the moisture. Humity will make even the best blow suck. Cocaine is very hydrobic. And also girls love to try new things on blow.

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>>723345024

Have some naked chicks with your coke.

>>723348251
Appreciated, but I finished the last of it about 10 minutes ago

>>723348085
More pics?

>>723348411

Ahh shitty, now comes the comedown.

>>723348411
Never used cocaine before can you describe exactly what it feels like?

>>723348251
Op only shares his coke with men if you catch my drift

>>723349479
It's gay painkillers,opium,and heroin are wayyyyyyyy better

>>723349479
best description i can muster: if youve ever been tired and have a concentrated energy drink to try to wake up, about 10 to 20 minutes after finishing the drink you suddenly realize you're very much awake and almost hyper aware of whats going on. doing coke, especially good coke, is like that, but it happens in seconds.
tl;dr its like chugging energy drinks but faster and more powerful

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>>723348844
Good blow doesnt give you a calm down,step on shit does. SWIM sells his balls for 150 cos he isnt greedy. Virgin Snow White,SWIM's policy is if he wouldnt do it himself he wont sell it. A gummy from that shit numbs your lips for 30 mims.

SWIM only sells balls for 150,here are some of the funniest comment's ;"Damn I havent seen shit like this since the 80's" "omfg you werent fucking around,I thought you were just another asshole hyping shit up" " Holy fuck I didnt believe you when you said to take small lines" and best one yet cant say who it's was i.e celeb "I cant believe I've been spending 300 on shit that wasnt even as good are yours".

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>>723349479
If you dont over do it,you feel a great fucking rush,like you can go out and pick up on any girl. Bad blow will burn,feel stuck and wear off fast,then comes the paranoia and fucking sweats. Pic is what we call fishscale.

Also for newbies,for the love of god dont do blow in a cold enviroment,that shit will fuck up your nose and waste good blow worse part is your nose will hurt like a scrape knee. Bonus sexy pic.

>>723350722
Just say who the celebrity is, on the Internet no one knows you're a dog.

>>723350722
SWIM? I'm in Alaska and there's no coke where I live. When it is in town it's $100 a gram. But do want.

>>723350417
Numbs for 30 minutes? Stomped to shit with topical anesthetics (benzo- or lidocaine)

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>>723351192
I would but I have respect for privacy and I'm not a dirtbag who would ruin a respectable celeb. If it sas Charlie Sheen or Lohan then it wouldnt matter lol. Also sexy pic,blow helps girl's deepthroat like there's no tommorow lol.

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>>723351212
I dont ship anymore due to some bs,I only send half an oz to a friend somewhere im the midwest,he sells grams for 10p,makes his profit then snorts his part lol.

>>723351563
Bummer. Man you could make a killing if it was shipped up here! I wish someone would. A friend sent me two ecstasy pills but I totally can't take those in this small town, the one fun event with loud music and the whole town is there. Wtf am I doing here? ??

>>723350335
>tl;dr its like chugging energy drinks but faster and more powerful

And makes you even more of a sex fiend.

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>>723351380
Normaly you would be right,but.I hate how bad the game has become. SWIM doesnt cut it in any way or form. Policy is "If I wouldnt sniff it I wont sell it" Pics are from my stash,as you can see I already have it semi powdered cos it's mine.

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>>723348251

>>723352066

lol

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>>723352087

>>723346283
How much gay is you?

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Here is how SWIM sells it.

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All nice no cut,pure as the virgin snow.