/nzg/ New Zealand General Do we still do these edition?

GAY fuck sheep

>>723343046
post some kiwi nudes oi

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>>723343046
god i miss him

>>723343093
No, fuck ewe.

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>>723343157

>>723344150
dumb i dont know her

>>723344150
Gross

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>>723344277
good luck finding people you know on nzg.

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>mfw /nzg/ and tc have gotten you autistis laid and even in successful relationships.

better than nzd.

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>>723344515
those fucking thighs sweet lord

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that 2mb limit fucks me off.

>>723343846
Kek, can't believe he was on the front of the B section in The Press! The piece wasn't too biased, mostly informative I think.

>>723344467
y u mad dough

dubs and I get pizzahut

>>723344745
damn how old is she?

>>723344847
>not getting hells

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you should all recognize this one from somewhere.

>>723344981
too expensive (I'm too poor) other than their Friday 13th deals
though last time they took so long I got the couple pizzas free and like $30 on top

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>>723343046

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>>723344815
not even mad fam, I got a slammin' gf out of it.

>>723344515
Thicc

>>723344467
i wish i had a gf
qts in chch reply to this post

>>723344973
I see you're new.

Why are IDs even gone?

>>723345286
pics or it didn't happen.

>>723344973
ignore him

>>723344973
I'm guessing 30s to 40s, maybe late 30's to early 40s? hard to tell without a face

I farted on the bus and it smells really good to me so I know it smells fucking awful to everyone else.

I'm looking around pretending to be looking for the culprit as to not raise suspicion.

>>723345654
you're pretty good
im guessing this isn't your first time

>>723345651
Shes in her 20s

>>723345772
I'm a pro bus farter. The best is airplane farts because it circulates through the whole plane

>>723345873
>Shes in her 20s
pretty sure she's late 20's at the youngest (28) and early 30's is more likely.

>>723345873
i'll keep a nose out for you when I'm on the 60 or the orbiter sometime

>>723346012
nope

any bud in tga?

>>723346012
I have her on Facebook. You're wrong.

Any Wgtn nudes?

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>>723345401
my gf on the right

>>723346417
Prove it.

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>>723346566

>>723344396

Ellie and her weird flatmate?

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>>723344745
i miss her regular tits

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>>723346786

pizza customization intensifies.

>>723344396
Blondie looks like a cutter.

It was supernaturally hot today, fucking Auckland summers.

>>723346868
you can tell just from the haircut and glasses

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>>723343046
What is it?

Hey, just a quick question for you guys. Are all people in New Zealand as stupid, racist and bigoted as the people I met in my 4 years of living here?
I have never been to a country with such an island mentality. The best people I have met have been the South Americans or the Europeans, I stay well clear of the kiwis because unless you like talking about rugby or talking about how rough New Zealand is then you aren't getting much conversation about of you.

>>723347087
Nope, dunno what you're talking about. You usually only ever hear people talking about how nice we are.

Hey, just a quick question for you guys. Are all people in New Zealand as stupid, racist and bigoted as the people I met in my 4 years of living here?
I have never been to a country with such an island mentality. The best people I have met have been the South Americans or the Europeans, I stay well clear of the kiwis because unless you like talking about rugby or talking about how rough New Zealand is then you aren't getting much conversation about of you.

>>723347166
nah, go fuck yourself. Those people are people who have never lived here and read a few travel brochures. You are ignorant, up your own arse wankers.

>>723346417
just came buckets.

one in the middle needs to wipe her ass though

>>723344781

The guy came out as sexually abused by priests as a teenager and people dogpiled him. Its sickening

>>723345401

Im a qt in chch but im packing 8 inches in my pants. You still wanna hang?

>>723347421
Oh yeah, I know all about it.
He has said so much shit before I dunno why this has stuck, and it was from over like a year ago or something. Also what he said wasn't a big deal anyway.

>>723347087

You sound like a cunt, which is probably why people treated you like a cunt

>>723347485
maybe we should just be friends. . .

>>723347485
id be keen always wanted to fuck a dude with tits.

>>723347226
I'm a pretty cool dude.

Thread working now?

>>723347767
I guess so

>>723347570
This is why.

>https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/the-sad-truth-about-milo-yiannopoulos

>Listen to what Milo actually says, beyond all the teenage showiness about how many cocks he's sucked and how great his clothes are. He thinks Islam is "sinister", feminism is stupid and the world revolves around him. He's someone's Home Counties dad, a spluttering retired colonel full of gravy and defeat, spraying little specks of Brussels sprouts from his mouth as he drones on about immigrants at the dinner table, while the kids roll their eyes and push their peas forlornly from one side of the plate to the other.

>The reason Milo's comments on paedophilia have done him so much damage is that they're the only opinions he holds – including those that are outrightly fascist – that wouldn't also be held by any ordinary middle-aged pub bore. He's built an entire career on claiming to be a "dangerous faggot", the supervillain of the internet, a man who says the things that people aren't meant to say – but speaking the forbidden truth will only get you on all the TV channels if your forbidden truth is actually just the boring old conventional wisdom. Milo has since denied defending paedophilia, claiming of the videos: "If it somehow comes across (through my own sloppy phrasing or through deceptive editing) that I meant any of the ugly things alleged, let me set the record straight: I am completely disgusted by the abuse of children."

fuck this shit.
fuck you.
fuck foodninja.
fuck pulling out.
fuck bitches.

>>723347782
man, the left do such a good hit job
I'll give them that

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vidya gaem waifu go go go

>>723346995
It's a chilly willy

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>>723348017
I don't play much vidya now so post you're 3D waifu

>>723347896
The same guy did one about Paul Joseph Watson, it's brutal

>https://samkriss.com/2017/02/22/voyage-to-the-prison-planet/

>Paul Joseph Watson isn’t just constantly afraid, hidden away from everything in a Battersea apartment whose walls grow thicker and denser and arc out from his little hollow of a home until they sweep over the sky and encase the entire planet in a concrete shell dotted with fake stars that thrum with a weak failing electric glow. His fears aren’t even human fears; he lives in terror of big scary buildings, people he doesn’t know, crowds of drunk people, and fireworks – in other words, the things that are frightening to a dog.

>They do strange experiments here on the prison planet; human beings are turned into something else, their hair brutishly thick, their balls mournfully gone. The chimera Paul Joseph Watson yaps and whines in front of a camera and behind his map of the world, all of it perfectly positioned to hide his disgrace, the shuddering dog’s body with its fur and its claws and its endlessly shitting arsehole that trails off behind the suit just slightly too big for it. He howls at the searchlight that was his moon; he barks at the strangers outside his door; he has lost all interest in any part of a human woman except her leg; he is ashamed of what he’s become. He kennelled himself in Battersea, because where else do lost dogs go? The reactionary right scream for a rugged and manly authenticity because they are the most domesticated people in existence. They wilt in horror at a few kids in hoodies or a few students who don’t approve of what they have to say because a lifetime of bourgeois morality and the comforts of a life built on imperial superprofits have made them biddable, tail-wagging, snarling but tamed. The lonely boy from South Yorkshire has travelled a long way in search of something, and he’s not found it yet: a scratch behind his ears, and a few comforting words. Good boy. Good boy. Goodnight.

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>>723348483
she is a 3d waifu though...

>>723348484
haha Jesus, this is pretty good

>>723348543
you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

>>723346995
A toilet

>>723346995
It's a keepsy-cooly

>>723346995

frosty box

>>723348543
Holy fuck...
Forget 2D v 3D, we out chea on this MULTIDIMENSIONAL waifus, bruh

What a shitty place and what a shitty thread

>>723346995
>infant's coffin
>wireless fridge

>>723348861
>infants coffin
forty thousand keks

almost got attacked by a dog today, the same dog that conveniently lives in the gang pad across the road, so shooting said dog or calling the pound is not an option if i want to stay on their good side

>wat do

>>723347087
Eurofag here
I dated a kiwi girl once
It was the worst experience I've ever had with a woman, and that bitch was cray

>>723348925
Really? It was wireless fridge that got me. The different kinds of people we meet on 4chins.

>>723348970
Stop being a pussy.

>>723349006
and what, mess with a gang house occupied by about 10 niggers vs my 1 mild mannered white guy? i'll keep my face intact thanks

>>723349000
Cool

>>723349006
It's truly a social adventure every night in here. Pleased to meat you.

>>723348970
Befriend the dog, like in movies.

>>723349099
No, you shoot the dog and the gang.

>>723348598
what did you just say to me

>>723349110
Cool

>>723349136
if it was like the movies i'd kick the front door down guns blazing with 10 dead niggers at the end and a heroes medal

>>723349167
as above, but i really don't want to have to deal with their cuzzies in jail either

>>723347087
4 years - you came to get some cheap education didn't you? You like South Americans and Europeans, my guess you were located in Dunedin and worked in an orchard over summer. I'm going to take a stab at North American. As most Asian people find kiwis to be simpletons as a rule.

>>723348970
Sausages, and if doggo still not friendly, poisoned sausages.

>>723349329
poisoned sausages, that's not something i considered, but i doubt they'd take kindly to a poisoned dog, also don't want to befriend dog because dog is a pitbull mutt with it's balls still attached and hates everything

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>>723348861
>what's the difference between a baby and and M&M?
> you can't pick up an M&M with a pitch fork

>>723348970
>stay on their good side
If you're already on their good side take a slab over and tell them the dog had a go at you, hopefully they'll be the kinda friendly neighbourhood gang members you happen across in NZ and they'll keep an eye on the dog when you're passing by

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Found some pills in town what you think??

>>723349476
brother, pop that shit and sell me anything that doesn't kill ya

>>723349440
the problem is i'm only on their good side because i've completely avoided them since moving in. their dog often gets loose and runs nuts around the neighborhood, and more than once i've found half their house running around my back yard trying to catch their mutt while it pisses and shits on everything

>>723349566
That's hardly their good side. Do they even know you exist?

>>723349566
Go vietcong style and set up trap doors and such. Two birds one stone

>>723349790
we've confronted them after finding them running around our back yard before, they know we exist because their dog is a shit and won't fuck off

>>723349803
oh god that'd be the dream, build a network of underground tunnels while i'm at it

>>723349803
>not going americans in vietnam style and blasting CCR from the skid of a chopper while blindfiring machine guns out of the doors

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>>723349552
What's tramadol worth? Just curious

>>723349476
I ate a bag of random pills once, I woke up date raped, dewormed, and with lower cholesterol.

>>723350000
nice quads, now go feed my dog problem a whole bunch of pills so i don't have to deal with it

>>723349987
an ok time if you take 300 mg over two hours, but on the street fuck all.

>>723350138
I guess it depends on who you know.

>>723349987
Hmmm, I couldn't tell you exactly but not much. $1 a pill? A little more? Whatever you could get someone to pay really.
My boss was taking some recently after going to the dentist.

>>723349987
50mg is pretty average, I'll give you $50 for the lot

yuk-chan where are you

Dead.

fuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>723346995
fishy keepy

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any qt grills from welly.
anyone still alive in this thread.

>>723351284
I am qt

>>723351443
but are you grill?

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mfw spent $600 on a new phone and I ain't even bothered about my bank account.

>>723351562
are you hot?

>>723351609
>18
>6'1
>blond
>not fat
IDK maybe. I'm no chris chan, so I've got that goin for me.

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>>723351749
prepear your anus.

>>723351848
be gentle senpai

>>723349476
big caps are probably pingas, smaller caps might be tramadol, I'd leave the other shit. Safest thing would be to not consume any of them.

>>723351848
*you're

>>723352000
>Safest thing would be to not consume any of them.

That's pussy shit

>>723344396
I used to live on that beach. I feel tainted now seeing that.

>>723346408
Who you lookin for

just took 3 tramadol and i have work at 6:30 in the morning, will i be fine? dunnerfag reportin

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>>723352978
you're already dead.

>>723352978
Fuck! Go to the ER right away before liver damage becomes permanent.

>>723352978
>dunedin
Thanks for sharing them, cunt

>>723351609
Exceedingly not.

>>723353096
not sure if trolling

>>723353360
*hot

>>723353378
im not.

fuck impulse.

these threads are worse than ever

>>723343046
Why is there such a shitty music scene in wlg? I might go to open mic nights and try and form a group just so you assholes have simmering to do other than binge drink

>>723354269
Wtf do you expect?

>>723354278
you sound like a faggot.

>>723354278
reflective of the rest of NZ tbh
unless you happen to be into the awful bbq reggae that kiwi fucks love so much

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>>723354278
people from welly are victims to social conditioning by (((them))) and have shit music taste in general. most welly fags now listen to nigger music

>>723347485

Dick pic faggot.

>>723354493
that fuck did you just assume about me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svAgSM9OJl4

>>723348970
>nothing happened today, what do?
Keep waiting for balls to drop?

>>723354400
Not a chance. I grew up around real jamacians. This shit is watered down as fuck.

>>723354340
I mean I'm ready to take a crack at solving the problem I'm bitching about. If that makes me a dickshitter in your eyes then perhaps you're searching for one

>>723354758
>I mean I'm ready to take a cra
whens yo mixtape droppin?

>>723354278
Where are you going to listen to music? Some of cover bands at Murphs are alright, and sometimes Valhalla has ok bands.

>>723354493
I have never in my travels been to a land so void of darkies or heebs what ate you taking about?

>>723354820
Finally have a space to start rehearsing/recording in. Probably July or Aug. Since its 1992 in this country i suppose i sound just send CDs out to radio stations, eh?

>>723354929
Just go full nigger and chuck in on soundcloud.

>>723354874
Yeah i feel you but cover bands aren't bands. Its like you're jamming with your bros and took it too far. I've been there and it's tons of fun but it's not new. Maybe its just me being a twit.

>>723354929
>inally have a space to start rehearsing/re
sounds like excuses to me famalama

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>>723354929
fool. just because their arent niggers visible doesnt mean you are victim to their culture. Wellington is a perfect example of (((them))) trying to force race mixing. the women are listening to nigger music and the men fap to BBC and cuckold porn when they're not locked up in chastity.

>>723346012
I'm actually mid 20s.

>>723355048
Yeah Yeah good shit takes time

>>723355059
This right here comedy gold

>>723355059
you don't get out much hey..
That's only a problem for lil diddle white folk.

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>>723355374
>>723355555

>>723355047
True that, mostly just go there for the pool. Plus the sound system there is shit, can barely hear the singer over the rest of the band.

>>723355537
no

>>723355059
Can confirm

White female who loves Childish Gambino stunting his rapz

>>723355558
>>723355555
off by 3. brb going to kill self

>>723355610
kek

>>723355494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpYQCd9z3Q

bitch nigga

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>>723355374
He probably has a nice safe life free of any real conflict to buy into such surreal bullshit. People with task problems don't fucking act like this. This is why america is currently irredeemable.

>>723355568
Loving hip hop is okay. I wish there was more of a hiphop scene here. I dont think you're betraying some cultre standard. But what do i know, I'm just a scumbag from the bronx.

>>723355879
Task=real
Autocorrect fucking hates drunk thumbs.

Goodnight.

In the 2 months I've been gone, the 4ch ads have become worse.

>>723356008
adblock you dumb shit.

>>723356032
Mobile site..

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>>723355879
>i'm ok with Tyrone breeding my gf while i'm locked up in chastity
Good goyim

>>723356070
feels bad.

>>723356070
you can still get adblock you dumb shit.

>>723356070
mimi

farts in the streets
shit in the sheets.

>>723356094
I blame your family for the way you turned out.
Its a shame your dad beat you and not cancer.

>>723356587
my dad actually died of cancer and so will you.

>>723356681
lo mein

>>723356681
wew happy thread guys

>>723356867
<3 u

I breath manually

chicks should show more camel toe in everyday life.

how many doodle is enough?

SLTY I hate you more than there are grains of sand on all the beaches in the world and others

any you bitches tryin to get the shaft?

>>723358448
i've been thinking of trying to suck a dick for some time now. i'm not gay tho

>>723358629
you can't have those thoughts and not be gay.

>>723358758
nah im not attracted to men at all but the sight of a throbbing cock makes me diamonds and just want to get my lips around it. no other attraction besides that

>>723359143
you are a faggot.