I'M MR MEESEEKS LOOK AT ME! What would you use a meeseeks

>>723338125
Love.

Unending boipucci.

>>723338125
suck my cock, mr. meeseeks

Take not 2 but 3 strokes of my golf game.

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>>723338192
Listen, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades; leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle, rise above! Focus on science.

Mr meeseeks, I want to be happy.

>>723338125

i would force a Meeseeks to masturbate me.
What the hell. It's going to die as soon as I cum anyway, so there's no witnesses.

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i'd have him teach me the proper study habits to graduate this semester

>>723338522
nice...finally somone said it, why didnt you keep it going?

Someone to hug me.

>>723338125
i would make a meeseeks and command him to never die

>>723338616
Masturbation is the key to happiness one crank a day isnt nearly enough! crank it!

>>723338645
Why not 2?

>>723338522
This always felt like an endorsement of the beta uprising to me

I'd ask him how to summon a Miss Meseeks. Then I'd summon her and fuck her.

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>>723339023

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>>723339199
your future

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What a fuck is this?

>>723338508
you are insane

>>723340166
It's a plumbus