I'M MR MEESEEKS LOOK AT ME!
What would you use a meeseeks box for?
inb4 Season 3
>>723338125
Love.
Unending boipucci.
>>723338125
suck my cock, mr. meeseeks
Take not 2 but 3 strokes of my golf game.
>>723338192
Listen, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compells animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades; leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle, rise above! Focus on science.
Mr meeseeks, I want to be happy.
>>723338125
i would force a Meeseeks to masturbate me.
What the hell. It's going to die as soon as I cum anyway, so there's no witnesses.
i'd have him teach me the proper study habits to graduate this semester
>>723338522
nice...finally somone said it, why didnt you keep it going?
Someone to hug me.
>>723338125
i would make a meeseeks and command him to never die
>>723338616
Masturbation is the key to happiness one crank a day isnt nearly enough! crank it!
>>723338645
Why not 2?
>>723338522
This always felt like an endorsement of the beta uprising to me
I'd ask him how to summon a Miss Meseeks. Then I'd summon her and fuck her.
>>723339023
>>723339199
your future
What a fuck is this?
>>723338508
you are insane
>>723340166
It's a plumbus