Are you buying one /b/ ?

On April 8th

>>723327607
Hard to justify a $400 Zelda machine.

>>723327607
I missed all of the pre-orders but thinking about trying to pick one up release night,

>>723327691
even more so if you consider the new zelda is also releasing for wiiu

Nah, just another gimmicky nintendo product. Their ads only go to show how completely out of touch they are.

>>723327670

Why April ? Shit is coming on 3/3

>>723327607
im going to probably grab one from a party when everyone isn't looking or is passed out

>>723327607
When the only third party title of note they've shown off is fucking five-and-a-half-year-old Skyrim no. I'm not dropping $400 to play Zelda, Mario and nothing else.

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>>723327691

Dont forget Super Bomberman , but maybe you fags are too young for this.

>>723328122
dubs don't lie

>>723328122
gonna be the shit, but iirc it's not a launch title

>>723327607
Paid Nintendo marketing. At least it gives bit variety to /b/ I guess.

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>>723328046

> nothing else

You do know splatoon 2 is coming?

>>723327607
Last I checked, you couldn't buy asian women.

So no.

>>723328407
hahaha splatoon 2 and mario kart deluxe are just money grabs

Nintendo is the last console that has any worth while IPs.
Literally everything else is on PC.
Also PC MASTER RACE

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>>723328279

Kek , Nintendo is marketing in /b/ now, how the mighty have fallen.

>>723328545

This.

PC + Nintendo is all you need this gen.

>>723328435

Kek

>>723328122
>Fuck Konami

>>723328695
And Nintendo is still a stretch for me. I'm a fan, but I don't think I'd shell out $300-$400 for a slightly better Zelda than my Wii U

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This console will be a flop just like the wii u gimmick shit. Nintendo aint been decent since the 64 tbh

>>723328921
>says neckbeard born after the gamecube came out

>>723327607
with the operating system saposidly working on a floating DLL (not sure if true i work for EA but i haven't been allowed to look at the development kit yet )

im hoping some can reverse engineering one of thing in to an emulation machine short of that i wont be getting one

>>723328695
Normally, I'd agree with this.
>PC Master Race.
Don't buy for consoles, wait for PC port on Steam, GOG, Humble Bundle, et'al.
..but still goes with:
>>723327691
You're going to spend $400 bucks just to play one game? maybe 2 (like Mario, that's not coming out for a while anyways)? Maybe force yourself to buy:
>>723328122
..to justify the money you put into Nintendo's latest gimmick platform?

Nope, will not buy it.

RIP Nintendo, I'll remember you fondly for my childhood NES and SNES days of gaming.

I've waited 5 years for a new Zelda game.
You're damn fucking right I spent $700 on it.

all you jobless fags crying about how much it is as well is just pathetic. Get a job.

>>723328921
gamecube was a good machine and had a amazing list of games

still fond of it today

>>723329306

Dont you have a Wii U? Or do you have to play while taking a shit?

>>723327607
not at launch. i'll wait about 6 months. I remember the wii-u required a massive update at launch and a lot of people's systems got bricked if they lost connection.

these and other bugs are why i'll never be an early adopter.

also, only 1 game

>>723328921
Born in the 80s and been playing games since I was 5 so I know my shit sand nigga

>>723329384
than why make such a historically inaccurate statement

>>723328921

I doubt the Switch will flop like the Wii U, i think it will do numbers between the Wii U and 3ds.

Maybe 50 million lifetime sales. It will do well in Japan.

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A system with games that have been the same since the 90s? No thanks Nintendo.

Fuck no.
Gimmicky piece of shit.
nintendo is gonna drive their hardware division into bankruptcy and be forced to release only software

>>723329377
Don't have a Wii u cause there was really no games on there that I liked.

The Switch will be great for the 2 hour train trips to Sydney when I go to Tafe

>>723329261
Should be doable as it is common hardware which is already known well. Biggest issue is encryption and shit like that but knowing Nintendo this wont be an issue.

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>>723329463

how many of you still play the wii???? game cube???64??Nintendo don't listen to there customers haven't for years one shit gimmick after another was fond of them up till 64 then gamecube hit and miss for me psx had better games imo!!

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The first party games are shit and it's third party support with be nothing just like the past two consoles they had.

>>723327691
Bought a PS4 for Bloodborne, mostly worth it, although I never use it for anything else

>>723329293
It must suck to be poor and having to make stuipd choices like that. I just buy every console and every game I want. Most decent people do.

>>723327607
I thought Nintendo was dying from Sony and Microsoft dominating the console markets

Would be really fucking nice if they did a remake of Donkey Kong Country 2 but in 3D à la Donkey Kong 64

>>723329917
i play banjo kazooie constantly same with windwaker pickman and monkey ball

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So games the Switch is launching with :

Zelda (have Wii U)
Bomberman (ok you got me Konami)
1 2 Switch (should be add on)
I am Setsuna (have on other system)

Apart from Arms and Splatoon 2 there is nothing for me, this is terrible.from nintendo and I was there for the Wii U, Wii , and Gamecube, N64 day one.

Its an impressive idea, but with that line up its a tough sell. They could have cancelled the Zelda on Wii U or just postponed it to drive sales.

>>723329912
im not skilled in these kind of things so i haft to go off of what others tell me

but if the software works the way it was sold to us than it should only be a small line of code to get it to play games from the ps3 and 360 maybe even xbox one

its not emulation so there no loss in power

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>>723330004
wow dude amazed you found 20 games for the wii u thorght tey only made about 5 but not 1 of them is worth paying for especially from new

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Dunno but I heard the smell its self is a huge selling point

>>723330004

> complains of wii u games being shit
> doesnt buy Bayonetta 2

>>723330474

Those two have a weird vibe, i feel that he wants to murder her any Minute.

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>>723329549

People will be very cautious with this because of the massive flop of the wii u where people would run and hand Nintendo there cash without thinking now they all know that I could happen again there will be hardly any game worth folking out all that cash for I'm telling you all try before you buy it will be a dissipointment

>>723330397
What the fuck are you talking about? It's Nvidia Tegra, not a fucking PS3, Xbox, XB1 emulator. Are you fucking retarded?

>Zelda
>Dragon Quest XI
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Xenoverse 2
>I am Setsuna
>Yooka Laylee
>Bomberman R
>Mario Kart 8
>Disgaea 5
>Skyrim
>Mario Odyssey

Even tho some are available on other consoles, I included because I haven't played them. That's plenty of games in a single year for me fam. My PS4 is fucking collecting dust thanks to the endless stream of indie, remasters and generic FPS. Wouldn't even bother with the XOne.

And the Switch is fucking mobile. I play my 3DS every day because I can take it anywhere.

You're either trolling, actually retarded, or poor and salty.

I love Nintendo but god dammit they can't do international business for shit.

About the switch? I'm gonna wait this one out, might actually get it in the end, but I'd like to see where this console goes after a few months.

>>723327607
yes

>>723327607
It's already outdated garbage.

>>723334540
Doesn't even have a web browser to shit post on /b/ in 2017. I may pick one up off craigslist from a "family in need"

>>723327607
Nope. At least not until I see they're serious about courting third party devs. I can't stand Nintendo first party bullshit.

>>723327873
this guy gets it

>>723336053

Will you buy it if they secure the Japanese developers?

I think we can assume they have Capcom and Square on board. Maybe even all the Vita developers as Sony isnt making a handheld.

I think it will have all japanese developers and smaller western ones - which is fine to me as im not into FPS or Sport games

>>723334540

Its a handheld, dont think of it as a console. Its an overpowered handheld.

>>723327607
No.

>>723329917
I still play all 3, and snes and nes. The gamecube is probably the second best home console they ever made, it was just no match for hype of the ps2

>>723332733
>My PS4 is fucking collecting dust

And yet your list is filled with games you could already be playing on it:
Xenoverse 2
I am Setsuna
Disgaea 5
Skyrim

Dragon Quest and Yooka Laylee are also coming out on the PS4. So your list of must-play Switch games is over 50% non-exclusives, some of which are years old already.

>And the Switch is fucking mobile.

It has a three hour battery life (which will only get worse with age) and is huge as shit. You might as well fucking lug a laptop around to game on the go while you're at it.

>I play my 3DS every day because I can take it anywhere.
>You're either trolling, actually retarded, or poor and salty.

Says the guy who's counting on mommy buying it for him.

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Mark my words, ARMS will be huge. Its got that eSports and Splatoon vibe.

>>723337410

You cant milk a cow on the PS4

>>723337591
>Motion controlled fighting game
>Huge

Pick one

>>723337700

They said that about Splatoon.

Ended up selling more than 4 million on a dead console.

>>723337410
>the switch weighs 2 pounds
>the battery is 3-6 hours
>playing non-exclusives on the go is a huge draw

>>723337677
1-2 switch GOTY

>>723337410
Save Skyrim, those games should've been mobile in the first place, only a retard takes time off their day to play those in their home. Home worthy video games are GTA and Last of Us not Dragon Ball. RPGs are always much better mobile. Zelda OoT and MM are better on the 3DS Which brings me to:

>It has a three hour battery life
I have never ever in my adult life played more than three hours. Only aspies with no friends and nothing to do would worry about playing longer than that, ever.
>which will only get worse with age
My 3DS lasted 4-5 hours at launch, lasts 4-5 hours now.

>Says the guy who's counting on mommy buying it for him.

Let's see...
>30
>owns a house, car, all consoles

Why does Nintendo trigger you so much snowflake?

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>>723337942

This.

The battery life is abysmal. Controller looks dumb. Nintendo will do the same shit with everything they make, not make enough of them and after a year or 2, they will stop supporting it.

>>723327881
Scalpers brah.

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>>723327607

Ive got 3 pre-ordered, one for me, one for my gf and one to sell to some poor guy on ebay.

>>723338382

So you gonna scalp ur pre-order? Or youre too lazy to pre-order?

>>723338023
>Home worthy video games are GTA and Last of Us not Dragon Ball

Yeah? You gonna play your online fighting game on the go with your fucking Switch? We all know the real market for fighters in mobile consoles...

>Only aspies with no friends and nothing to do would worry about playing longer than that, ever.

Says the guy that listed 11 fucking games he's looking forward to like a retard making a Christmas list. And that's ignoring that several of those games take a long fucking time to play through. You playing through Disgaea 5 or Dragon Quest 30 minutes at a time? No, you lying fuck, you're not. You're sitting there like a sperg for 12 hours at a time and then coming on 4chan to pretend you have better things to do like defend a shitty Nintendo gimmick machine in the middle of the night.

>30
>owns a house, car, all consoles
>Admittedly plays video games every day every where he goes to the point that he considers his PS4's inability to come with him a point against it

Where you playing your 3DS EVERY FUCKING DAY when you aren't home?

>inb4 at your job as president of your company where you make 7 figures a year sitting on your ass playing Nintendo all day

>>723338937
It takes me 2-3 months to finish a regular game and up to a year to finish an RPG. I never play just one game at a time. Especially since I only play on weekends and commutes, you know, like a normal human being. It never takes longer than 3 hours to finish a dungeon in DQ, so it's perfect.

And yes, I play 3DS every day during my commutes.

Why are you so mad that I'm not a shut in """"GAMER"""" like you? Most people playing video games have my gaming habits you know, not yours.

>>723339626
>Never once mentions having a significant other
>Assumes the other person must be a shut-in with no life

>Claims to own a car
>Doesn't drive to work, ever

>I'm just a normie gamer with normie gaming habits
>Plays niche weeb stuff like Disgaea, Setsuna and Xenoblade

>>723340642
>Having a GF
>in New York
>Driving
>in New York

Just stop. It's embarrassing that you believe that nothing that doesn't fit your very limited worldview is fake. And before you say something stupid like >owning a house in New York, I live in Queens.

And RPGs are not hardcore, dumbass.

>>723327607
I already have actually

>>723327607
Only if they launch a Smash Bros for it.

>>723327607
No

>>723330085
Must sucks to live with your parents still kek

Until either 2 years have passed or new metroid

>>723327607
80ies are calling and want their toys back

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>>723327607
>buying the gook machine

>>723328279
>9/11

>>723341443
Then why do you own a car if you can't drive retard?

>>723343110
I don't drive to work, I drive everywhere else.

You should move to a real city, I can't believe this questions are real.

>>723341443
He thinks your lying bc you can't keep up with your own lies like owning a car in NY but bussing and playing a 3ds

>>723343226
I live in a real city where I can drive

>>723343226
Unlike you a 13 year old who has to take the bus

i hope they release a GOOD donkey kong game, preferably rpg-style like DK64

>>723343226
Where is everywhere else? In NY that is huh? Since it would be such a hassle to go to work in your car why wouldn't it be the same every where else you went? Jagaloon.

>>723343632
>>723343431
>>723343344
>>723343281
>>723343110
At least Google Queens and a map of New York City, this is like talking to people who think the earth is flat.

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>>723333560
il tell you where anon down the pawn shop selling it for $25 because they got so many in stock and because you will hate it as well as your life for buying it you will spend the $25 on heroin and become an addict just to pass the time that you expected to get from the console
your welcome !!

>>723327607
I've considered buying an Asian bride before, but the price is usually too steep for some over-whipped scag who will eventually get too puffed up on sweet, sweet American freedom and will become a mega-bitch and probably start fuckin other dudes on the side.

>>723343903
You're fucking retarded

>>723327955
This is autism. I've beaten people like you, even pretended to be someone's friend just like you. Then I beat his ass at his place and stole a bunch of his shit. Karma's a bitch. None of your friends are real when you're retarded.

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>>723343978
easy way stop her cheating super glue her slanty eyes up in her sleep !!!

>>723344142
Woah gonna cut yourself on that edge there bud

>>723344137
your*

>>723344142
> went to his house and beat his ass and too his shit
TODAY ON SHIT THAT NEVER HAPPENED

>>723344319
Haha got me there, rich.

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>>723344142

you can tell its school time quick insult feel hard before school then get picked on all day come home cry cut yourself few times its ok man let it out

>>723344339
Lol oh he didn't even try to get anything back, it was all stolen. Beware, people like me do exist. I get off on fucking you faggots up.

>>723344505
If you're a theiving faggot and I get wind of it,I will purposefully become your "friend" with the intention of ruining you. I've done it a few times, only once beat somebody at his place though. Shit was cash.

>>723344525
>being this 12
It's ok bud I get youre tired, get some rest before school

>>723344647
Suuuuuuure bud keep telling yourself that, isn't it bed time?

>>723344680
I work with my hands all day. I could throw you down.

Day one.

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Edge lord time now so I'm out keyboard warriors out getting some insults in come back later when there all locked up in school safe train them up for prison life and a life time of selling there ass for heroin !!

>>723344744
Bedtime is usually 6 am.

>>723344756
I don't think being in middle school counts as working bud

>>723344798
Think you meant PM there kiddo

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>>723344911
kek kek kek

>>723344997
Alright then

>>723327607
>>>/v/
You are the cancer that's killing /b/.

>>723327607
I will but I got money to burn. And I have a job so beating zelda will take at least 5 months I hope.

>>723344911
>>723344970
I work a mans job. Something you're probably not familiar with from behind your faggot desk.

>>723345396
Again going to school isn't a job

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>>723344756
what he means by working with his hand is he will be jacking off to traps swapping hand when they get tired !!

>>723327607
I think the average person will think it's too complicated to play and won't buy it. I still don't really understand what it's all about. From a gamer perspective, I like fun games with good graphics, so none of those games really appeal to me.

>>723345477
Right, after he gets out of school

Nintendo sucks but they are pretty good as a secondary, I kind of enjoyed the Wii U despite the droughts. New zelda and 3D mario sold the console to me and I'm ready to get another dust collector.

the console or the asian?

>>723345635
Both.

>>723327607
This photo totally looks like it was taken in 1987

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>>723345555
missed some quads there gotta love that!!

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>>723345533
>fun games with good graphics
>he means CoD

>I still don't really understand what it's all about

literal retardation

>>723345877
Thank you, also checked

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>>723332733
>And the Switch is fucking mobile
Not playing on a LYNX

>>723330013
Nioh

>>723346193
I don't get why it's such a big deal for it to be mobile, so what? You can bury you face in a fucking screen instead of actually doing something outside

>>723329293
>You're going to spend $400 bucks just to play one game?
Might wanna reread that post, champ.

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>>723343903
People from NYC think nothing exists outside of NYC

>>723344142
I like how you do the exact same thing as they do, yet feel morally superior.

>>723345893
tits

No way. I want zelda, but I can wait a whole year for it.

I skipped the Switch and bought myself a thinkpad x220 instead.

>>723327691
No it's not. It's called disposable income.

>>723328921
>gimmick shit
THIS
>Nintendo aint been decent since the 64 tbh
Nah man, the Gamecube was good.
Also, the 64 "trident" (gimmick BTW) controller sucked ass.

Nintendo really needs to stop with the fucking gimmicks, 90% of which are critical market failures, or they'll end up like Sega.