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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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magic
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>>723322510
I dont get it
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>>723326817
ah, i was just too interested in the cheats to notice if it had any other features i guess. but that's neat, what are you planning to do with it
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Who summoned me?
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nobody
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>>723327091
Daddy did.
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>>723325540

i'm good, had a really nice valentines part 2, since i was deathly ill the week of
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Australia is where you life if you just wanna fuckin die.
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>>723327223
Ah, that sounds nice. What did you do?

>>723327065
I plan on importing some Japanese games.
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WHAT'S UP, FAGS?!
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I feel bad, my boyfriend finally was able to relax his asshole enough to really let me go at it and I gave him anal fissures, I have a very girthy cock. I came multiple buckets though, fuck.

>>723327154
no one ever does
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I'm here
I'm queer

I can't think of anything else that rhymes nicely
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>>723327338

went to pho saigon, played hots, fucked tenderly
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>Anal Fissures
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>>723327365
no regrets
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>>723327503
just like small cuts from being stretched too far
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>>723327443
Kys faggot.

Yea that rhymes nicely
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>>723327484
Sounds nice.
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>>723327604
I get those sometimes and I don't even do butt stuff. I blame the US's lack of bidets
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>>723327365
Bullshit
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>>723327338
that's pretty neat, not too knowledgable on SNES games though.


i'm gonna go sleep though, i'm really tired.
laters
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The car stops. The back of my head hits the edge of the steering wheel and I whine. It doesn't hurt but I whine anyway, and the sound rings in my ears.

A paw reaches down and scratches the back of my head, calloused and huge, and there's a grin in his voice when he speaks. "Someone's looking at us, pup."

I don't care, I tell myself, I don't care I don't care I don't care, but the blood rushes up to my ears and make them burn red and I know he can see it, and I squirm against the front of the seat and the thick furred thighs around me. The mat of the car is cold, little plastic bumps pressing into my shins, and I tell myself I don't care I'm kneeling on the floor of a driver's seat with a stranger's cock in my face.

"It's a wolf." He pats me on the head, reaches down behind my ear and tugs at the base until I squirm. "Just like you were."

I changed my mind. I want to go home. I want to soak in the tub until I go numb and the bubbles all pop and fizzle to nothing, crawl into bed with a pair of headphones curled around my ears until I slip away into sleep, until I forget everything that happened today. I want to be somewhere, anywhere else, I want to stop breathing in his sweat and his musk and his cum, take off the scent-stained boxers wrapped and tied around my muzzle, and more than anything I want to finally cum and be done with it, and I whine again.

"He looks a little mad, puppy." The bear chuckles, a rumbling that sets into my bones, and the hand leaves my head and I hear him tapping on the steering wheel.

I can't see through the blindfold, don't know if there's anyone there at all and maybe he's just teasing me again to watch me squirm, but the image flashes through my mind. A wolf sitting in a tie and collared shirt, jaw pulled down in a frown, ruff bristling and tail lashing while he stares. I can picture him snorting or rolling his eyes, see the flicker of disgust across his face, and I can't blame him.
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>>723327664
I feel like he's going to purposely go hard on me when he tops me, not even scared lol

>>723327696
really no reason to make it up, I was balls deep but then I'd pull it more so it must have pulled it more or something, idk how it happened
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>>723327939
the fuck is this shit
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>>723328042
lol I refreshed the page while typing that and sound retarded
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>>723328052
My stomach churns itself into knots and then we're moving again, we're moving and the pounding of my head slows down, and some part of me didn't really mind at all.
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>>723328042
Your dick is small.
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>>723327604
>People say you cant destroy anus.
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>>723328237
OK

>>723328334
but you can damage it
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>>723328473
Good reason to not do anal.
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>>723328334
oh yeah we also remembered we had only used spit which we usually use Gun Oil, but somehow he was more lax than usual, wasn't till the day after he felt it
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>>723328614
there's many good reasons not to do anal, still don't outdo the rewards, I love being came inside
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>gun oil
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>>723328638
Smooth move, bawls.
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>>723328742
Then invite me over to dump my load in you.
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>>723328742
I feel like its over hyped.
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>>723328800
what do you use? we like it more than all the other ones we've tried
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>>723328800
barry I got charged 20$ to replace my headlight fluid what do
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>>723328989
At this rate you dont have braincells to kill, keep going. you do you man.
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>>723328853
the friction satisfies the angry cock
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>>723328989
wait is gun oil an actual brand of anal lube or what because I legitimately wouldn't put it past some of the dumb rednecks that post here to use actual gun oil as lube

>>723329041
heck off nigger
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>>723329104
I think you may actually be retarded, noob
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>>723329271
Ok, fair game man but you should know what you're talking about and how it is perceived.
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Gun oil is a water based lube. It comes in a bottle that looks like a bullet.

>>723329156
It is the year of the cock, do you know that?
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>>723329201
Yes it's an oil based lube IIRC, i saw it ages ago.
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>>723329271
>>723329348

>not using hoppe's no9 on your ass
what frightening non-faggotry
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>>723328943
not when you can hold off until you both cum at the same time
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>Barry and katia out and making assumptions about people again like the typical idiot assholes they are.
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>>723329348
the flaming cock, my year too
I have a good feeling about this one
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>>723329412
Meh, I dont do sex.
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>>723329271
Shaft lube is better.
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>>723329530
Samesies, turning 24.
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>>723329520
Have you seen the people that go to these threads dude?
My reaction was actually the lack of assumption, I take it at face value that someone is as retarded as they seem until proven otherwise.
I was proven otherwise.
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>>723329407
kek
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>>723329336
I forgive you
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>>723329520
You HAVE seen some of the idiots that post here ya?

>>723329720
>>723329720
>>723329720
>>723329720

>>723329394
Ah, interesting.
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>>723329861
Cute venasaur
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>>723327651

it was, and your day
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>>723329936
there's water-based btw, 2 kinds, the thicker one is great
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>>723328052

good literotica
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>>723329720
>>723329936
Yes I see you here all the time.
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>>723330033
Was okay. Fixed my new cheat device for my SNES. Was due to shitty work inside. Switch literally fell off.
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>>723330220
you clearly know more about anal than barry does, my mistake.
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>>723329861
You shouldn't.
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>>723330229

this the thing you were talkin about a few weeks ago?
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>>723330318
snarf
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>>723330282
Barry doesn't know anything but butt boogers
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>>723330282
Wish I did, but fate chose nothing for me, everything for everyone else.
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>>723330434
Yep. Finally came from the UK. I opened it to clean it up and put it back together and the cheats didn't work. Turned out it was just a bad solder job on the switch.
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>>723330443
Jeff. Hunnibuns isn't feeling well and passed out.
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>>723330668
Is that why you're here looking to get fucked?
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>>723330430
Forgiveness. It's how you get new holes to destroy
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>>723330668
that doesn't sound good
have you checked on him recently?
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>>723330642

was it like a hack job someone did in their basement or was it fucked from production
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>>723330805
katia would certainly bend over for you to try out your new Gun Oil.
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>>723330920
It was fucked from just age. That and they chose not to anchor it correctly. Was most likely to cut cost.
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>>723330995
I thought katia was busy with kids?
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>>723330781
Not looking for anything right now.

>>723330805
But Katia's a girl.

>>723330812
He's over on the bed. Its partially the weather front moving through, feel it myself. Other part maybe something he ate.
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>>723330995
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>>723331214
well I hope he's ok
how've you been?
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>>723330995
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>>723331214
wait what?
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women don't go on 4chin
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>>723331360
Snarf just prefers being passive aggressive.
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>>723331305
Head hurts, due to the same front. They also discovered 7 earth-sized planets in a single solar system, 3 of which are in the Goldilocks' zone.

>>723331360
She would be a 10/10, except for the weirdly misshapen and hairy butt she has.
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Referring to yours again?
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>>723331102

so what games are you cheating in now
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katia is biologically male. The intuitive would quickly see that he doesnt have a pussy, he is a pussy.
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>>723331895
oh yeah I had heard about that
but like, what have you been up to?
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>>723331824
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>>723331895
boxxy doesn't come here anymore
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>>723332187
I made my own code for Gradius III to give myself 99 continues.

I think I can enter 50 codes now on any game.
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>>723332235
neither sound very interesting
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>>723332235
that is definitely why I could have one of several people come suck my dick if I asked it.
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>>723332554

do they not interfere with each other, i mean that seems like a lot of codes
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>>723332330
Not a whole lot. Working and spending time with hunnibuns on my days off. Ended up taking my niece over to the IHOP for waffles earlier.

>>723332544
Katia's butt is like 2 Persian cat faces smooshing up together.
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>>723332689
Oh they will at some point.
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>>723332664
I don't doubt it, somehow twinks get eaten up where as I have to hunt for my pork butt
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>>723332664
You know what they say about opening a door that has one key opposed to opening a door that has no key.
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>>723332838
that all sounds pretty nice
I've got a week off of classes so I'm just hanging around doing nothing
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>>723332838
>>723332838
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>>723332897

i'm interested in how they would
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>>723333455
Crashes, glitches, heads on backwards.
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>>723332899
I'm not even that really, don't have thin enough shoulders, not short, or terribly thin.
Somewhere between ottermode and alcoholism.
they are deceived by the type of images I like to post usually.
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*Rawr*
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>>723333654
ottermode huh?
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>>723333654
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wild sqesh

>>723333626

the typical
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>>723334430
*Smech*
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>>723334486

that is NOT an acceptable pairing
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>>723334701
I don't pair him with anyone.
I like him being single, but happy to be everyones dad.
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>>723334958

i should make tea
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>>723335271
I have never had tea.
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>>723333187
Hitchhike out to Iaw.

>>723333314
Exactly.

>>723333996
Rawr yourself.
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>>723335481
nu
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>>723335321
Arizona tea is good.
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>>723335554
I might try it.

Also I am going to be playing OW.
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>>723335321
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>>723335554

that's not real tea, cmon
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>>723335481
but he's so far away
and there's only a few more days that I have off
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well I'm going to go listen to some creepypastas night everyone
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>>723335634
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>>723335657
I can pretend it is for the price.
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>>723335702

should drink tea, it's healthy for you

>>723335802

i have a can in my fridge honestly
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magik

▲▲
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Yeah, but what kind of tea?
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>>723335523
Go do it. On camera. For us all to watch.

>>723335662
But he needs the booty.

>>723335690
Night.
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>>723335889
It would be better than pop I suppose.

>>723336168
Dom is the only person I would do that for here.
And even that is not happening as he is married.
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>>723336309

you SUPPOSE?
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>>723336668
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>>723336168
he'll get the booty over the summer
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>>723336777

tea is cheap, i'm drinking hot water and raw honey.
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>>723336866
I envy you. I am not feeling well and honey would be nice.
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>>723337019

too bad it's 1:30 in the morning
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>>723337131
12:30 where it matters.
>>
ohshit finally decided to dive into chan x and namesync. it's like a whole new world! :D
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>>723336309
>>723336783
I'm bored. And hungry.
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>>723337258
You made a huge mistake.
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>>723333996
ay nigga
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>>723335634
>>723335634
>>723335634
>>723335634
>>
>>723337381
quite possible.

mind giving me a little guidance on how to set a name of my own? i'm a little slow..
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>>723337258

ignore whomever spoke to you previously

>>723337222

excuse me?
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>>723337507
top left field of this box if you have both extensions functioning
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>>723337507
Click the NS button on the top of your screen, tick the box that says persona, then fill in the spaces with a name.
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>>723337459
Hm?

>>723337512
Hehe.
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>>723337975
how have you not had tea are you joking
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>>723337765
testing
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>>723337975

tea's ready, sucralfate's ready, time to go to sleep in an hour
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>>723338007
I usually drink just water.

>>723338030
Give tea.
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>>723338029
Hit the refresh button.
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>>723338092

it's too hot, you'll burn your mouth. wait a few minutes.
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It's been a while since I've been on here. How's it going fellow faggots?
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>>723338127
okay. let's try again.
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>>723338276
WOO!
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>>723337284
do something exciting and get some food
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>>723338334

great.. job..
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>>723338241
I'm hungry.

>>723338276
>>723338334
Yay!
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>>723338276
Father?
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>>723338227
*Waits with intensity*
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>>723338428
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>>723338428
Me too that's why I got mcdicks on the way home
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>>723338401
probably gonna regret this in time, i know.
still just gonna mostly lurk and download large ammounts of gfur pics since i got nothing better to do, and i tend to immediately kill any and all conversations i take part in due to my extensive lack of social skills.
anyway, off to the store to buy more rice cream!
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>>723338092
have you had no kinds of tea or what dude
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>>723338869
I have had that canned tea that is just overly sugared swill, but I have never had actual tea.
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>>723339007
sounds like you have terrible family.
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>>723339088
They all drink tea.
I never cared to try it growing up and just never thought to as an adult.
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>>723338390
>>723338637
Come make me food.

>>723338697
All I can think of is making some hot dogs, but that would require me to go out to the kitchen an do it.

>>723338727
Post your butt.

>>723339007
Post tasteful nudes.
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>>723338564

you take a sip of the scalding hot tea. delicious!

>>723338727

from experience, i can assure you that you will regret this years from now. your MOST self-serving option at this exact moment is to leave and never come back, and i say this sincerely.
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>>723339440
I have no desire to.

>>723339462
Someday I'll have a cup.
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>>723339440
I cook some pretty great food
what do you like to eat?
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>>723339641
hey dude
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>>723339738
Hello.
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>>723339560

i have an enormous mug, it's basically a pint
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>>723339440
Hotdogs are but nothing beats processed foods :3

Along with Snarf I support the posting of all nude pics
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>>723339804
Can you sit in it?
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>>723339560
Never said your own.

>>723339586
I want to eat Squash dicks. Or Sushi.

>>723339892
Well, we have no bread, so sandwiches are out. And I don't want cereal.
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>>723340003
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>>723340179
well I could probably make you one of those
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>>723340179
I have no desire to post lewd or nude images.

>>723340355
Hello, little one.
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>>723340179
Just cram the hotdogs down your throat. Think of it as a challenge and fit as many as you can
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>>723340488
I'm bigger than you tho.
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>>723340003

maybe if i lost 10 pounds
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>>723340587
Oh?
How big?

>>723340597
Remain at your weight unless to please yourself.
Not to fit in mugs.
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>>723340488
thank you for not, squash.
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>>723340822
Bigger than you.
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>>723340822

could do without the ballast either way
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>>723340982
Now I kind of want to.
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>>723341234
Show me.

>>723341246
We can get in shape together.
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>>723341309

isn't that the opposite of what you want
i did go briefly biking yesterday before abdominal pain forced me back
>>
>>723339462
i've already been lurking these threads for over a year.. i've had my chance to leave. and i've nearly taken it a few times. but i always return in the end.
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>>723340390
Is it Squash dicks?

>>723340505
I'm so lazy.
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>>723341400

deepest sympathies. there is little of worth here.
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>>723341309
Top secret.
I am overwhelmingly depressed tonight so I am extra guarded.
How are you?
>>
did you know that exercise is clinically proven to generally improve your mood
>>
i heard a bang, i think someone got shot some ways away.
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>>723341421
I might have some trouble getting a hold of that

I'm gonna go to bed, see ya later
>>
>>723341421
Hmm that does sound like a quite helpless situation
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>>723339440
i don't have any decent cameras on hand. my butt will come in time.
in the meantime, have a frontal pic i shot with my 3ds a while back. i've gained a bunch of weight since then so it's not entirely accurate to my current figure.
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>>723341368
I just want to be healthy and not hurt all the time.

>>723341516
I am in a mix of emotions.
I have been stress cleaning.
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>>723341892
fucking kill yourself
>>
>>723341700
Rape the hole.

>>723341714
Night.

>>723341742
I was just trying to finish up that expedition. Now I'll go make them.
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>>723341933
Stress cleaning the house, or stress cleaning your friends lists?
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>>723341933

SAME

>>723341892

oh boy mistakes were made, can't believe you set things off this way
>>
>>723341969
kinky
>>
>>723342024
as mentioned in
>>723338727
>extensive lack of social skills
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People still cam whore here?
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>>723326889
Welp, thought this was a pixel art thread.
>>
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>>723341892
But I need butts for the collection.

>>723341933
We all hurt.
>>
>>723342179
Unfortunately.
Some even post porn too, it's despicable.
>>
>>723341998
House.

>>723342024
Hold me~
>>
>>723341994
i do what any reasonable person does

make bets on whether or not it was a gunshot with my gambling addicted friend.
>>
>>723342363
>>
>>723342233
in time. whenever i get a not shit phone.
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>>723341994
Expedition? I have a weird thing where I always try to see if I can deepthroat a sausage when I cook one :s
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>>723342298

i am holding you
>>
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