ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS!

>>723326630
no xd

>>723326630
I sit through ads you can skip on YouTube because I believe in content creators being compensated
Just kidding fuck them I block all ads

>>723326958
you are going to put the internet out of business!!

I used to do threesomes with my ex. Now I have an insatiable desire to be chucked and eat cum filled pussy

I fucked your sister OP.

>>723327206
they are pretty slutty, wouldnt doubt it.

i've had seizures several times after drinking lean but don't tell anyone because i don't want them to think i'm a junkie or something

>>723327372
>drinking lean
whats that? im old and drink whiskey

>>723327426
codeine, jolly ranchers and sprite or mtn dew basically, i did it at first for the mild buzz then stuff got weird

>>723327426
He meant he drinks cum

>>723326630
I have never had the slightest concern for anyone's well-being other than my own.
But I have a reputation for being a sweetheart because I've learned that feigning concern for those around you is the path of least resistance when navigating life.

I say none of this to sound like an edgefag, I just sincerely always wonder if everyone secretly feels as I do but have also found it easier to hide it and play along....

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>723327660
ahh ok

>>723327782
me too man!

I jerked off onto a bible, burned it and pissed on it to put out the fire.

>>723326630

I xray pictures of family members and fap

>>723327726
you're filling your expected social role according to other's expectations instead of your own moral code, and i find that abhorrent, but entirely true that it's easier to get along that way.

>>723326630
I've pissed on every girl I've had a serious relationship with

Everytime I tell them I'm curious and would like to try it for the first time

I do the same with footjobs

I've pissed on 6 girls lol

>>723326630
I tried to fonger my friends daughter in the back of my friends car.

>>723328356
me too

>>723327997
how

>>723329198
you can pick up second hand x-ray tubes on ebay for pretty cheap

I know who's controlling trump and why. Because of secret information i coincidentally was given.

>>723329473
shit, is this Moby?

>Be young me in hs few years ago
>teacher has hot readhead daughter
>10/10 & loose as hell
>knew where they lived cuz tutored neighbor afterschool
>would have done if she was interesed at all

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I'm a communist

I'm feeling kind of bored tonight, I'm an astrologer & I've finished my charts for today, so I've just been watching TV & surfing on my phone.
My charts are about my incoming "gestating" delusions, I've got Asperger's, phantom pregnancies & schizophrenia. I consider my delusions to be my children.
I was printing off photos of them for my disability center's craft group and I felt the cashier was being a little too personal with me, flirting with me & even offering me money for "teaching" him astrology which I really DIDN'T feel comfortable doing.
I live off of a government cheque that goes to my Mom & stepdad, whom I live with, and if I make ANY extra money they can deduct this from that cheque.
Thing is, once some of the adolescent delusion are old enough to get married & reproduce I might have to get a computer system that produces charts automatically.
I know I'll need help with this in the future but with the gestation charts I feel uneasy working with a MAN on them as there's some REALLY PERSONAL info in them.
I've thought about reporting this guy to his boss as he shouldn't be giving me money in the first place, hopefully that's doing the right thing.

Michele

>>723329963
lucky

Thinking about fapping to my cousins nudes right now

send me your secrets
[email protected]

>>723330250
wow michele obama really is crazy

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>>723329963
I'm a fascist.

>>723330250
are you a manhater?

I'm planning on killing myself.

I look people in the eye when I meet them. I have a great smile, laugh, energy and seem genuinely in touch with the world. But inside I'm totally shot. Spend a lot of time crying because I've never held a girl.

>>723330250
> I've got Asperger's, phantom pregnancies & schizophrenia

want to replace that phantom pregnancy with a real pregnancy bb?

>>723330511
Same fam.

I've had sex in front of my best friend and he just watched as i plowed his sister. I still feel weird about it. We're still good friends but Idk guys.

>>723331004
he's probably seen lots of guys plow his sister

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I post this a Iot but I'm going to post it again. I started sIeeping in these, aImost every night, it's been interesting.

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>>723330511
>>723330622

Livestream it and remember, horizontal for attention, vertical for results. Also if you're white take a few jews with you.

>>723331119
cool

>>723326630
I've been hung up on my ex (now best friend) for 5 years.

i'm very transphobic

I'm a married guy but want to give a long sensual edging hand job to a guy with a big dick. I also think I'd be pretty good at it

I will get

I used to buy cigs for a 14 year old girl inexchange for blowjobs and anal sex. I'm currently 20.

>>723333049
>14
>no vaginal
lol loser

>>723331119

Why?

>>723333156
Why fuck her in the pussy when I can easily fuck her ass which my gf doesn't let me do???

>>723332318
That isn't healthy, find a new bff

>>723333399
why not every hole?

>>723333333

>>723333333

>>723333487
Also because if she did go to the police and they did a rape kit on her nothing would show up. I made her swallow each time and afterwards she had to gurgle a few mouthfuls of mouthwash with alcohol in it to kill the babies

>>723333750
>i dont know how dna works

>>723326958
this is why we can't have nice things

bmppp

i just came on omegle for an 11 and 12 yr old that lezzed it

>>723334673
you said the same thing earlier
either you've got a lot of lesbian loli today or you're lying about how recent it is

>>723335160
he does it every night. duh.

>>723326630
I coughed while clapping between the slow movements of a classical concert.

Because of tremendous success in our Balkan telecom company we were invited to make a deal on an island, we flew to Brazil where we took a massive boat ride with a lot of other successful businessmen to "the island" where anything and everything is legal.

And I do mean e v e r y t h I n g

On the island we were lured into seriously fucking mind scarring debauchery for a contract.

They wanted to implement an Italian service provider spying program in our company across the Balkans.

In return I and my partner were offered each a ridiculous sum of money along with a month's rent on the island.

There are hunting grounds where kidnapped people run screaming for their life

Rape dungeons and terraces filled with every age and Color

This is actually not a joke post.

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I like to wear next to nothing around the house to tease my brother. I think he's really hot. He plays soccer and has the perfect body. I want him to think about me when he jerks off. I really want to make out with him and fuck him. Wore this and walked around the house in this today for when he got home.

>>723335617
How old is he?

>>723334673
you got me, today it was just generic 16yo fuck trash
last night was delicious lezloli

>>723335710
19

>>723335617
come on man at least try to sound less fake and gay

>>723326630
My best friend caught me assfucking my self with a cucumber

He freaked out at first but then became a bro about it

Turns out he was bicurious and semi in love with me
Only problem is he was also a bottom, but we worked it out and fucked each other senseless

I handle child abuse cases
Some of them actually
Actually
Actually
Enjoyed it a lot

The throbbing hot flesh sliding in and out of my mouth is something I thoroughly enjoy

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I want nothing more than to have sex with my little sister. Pic related. Fap to her constantly.

I once recorded my girlfriends younger sister going shower with action camera hidden inside my clothes laying on the floor. Her body is exact copy of my girlfriend's but she had groomed triangle down there

I feel bad for doing that

>>723328083

any of them get into it?

>>723330549

crazy always makes for a great fuck

ive stolen my friends moms used panties

>>723332486

i'm very transphilic

Few weeks ago my I spotted my co-worker's gym bag. I couldn't help myself but to look inside and I found a pair of her worn panties. I took them out and went to the restroom where I came on them before putting them back,

>>723333399
>Why fuck her in the pussy when I can easily fuck her ass

shitty dick

fecal coliform infections

the smell

to name three reasons

>>723335955

you say that as if you have a point

>you do not

>>723335955
How? I mean, doesn't the child feels terrible after all?

>>723336045

gril or faggot?

(who am I kidding? there are no grils on the internet)

Sometimes when my nephews stay at my place I let them shower with me and my gf so they can see her naked.

>>723336089

I know her she goes to my school I'm telling.

>>723327726
No, most people do have concern for others; your lack of concern probably puts you in a group of less than 10% of the population. There's a continuous spectrum, too, but to give zero shits about others is unusual, typically categorized as sociopathic or a related abnormal psychiatric disorder.

>>723336089
Jimmy, I fucked your sister last valentine's day and I can tell you she's a horrible pain in the ass to deal with

Not worth it

>>723337239
Ok kid

>>723337287
99% yes
But I had two cases where they actually verbally spoke about how really good it was and how they miss daddy

It is surreal beyond explanation

>>723337295
Why would that be a secret if I were a girl?

>>723335607
cool story bro

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>>723337332
She's not in school anymore

I am Anonymous.

>>723326630
Parents are divorced, and 5 years ago I was living with my dad. He picked up a hot tramp from the bar and brought her home. They were both trashed, and he fell asleep on the toilet. I turned off the light in his bedroom where the slut was waiting, and said "Let's get to it." She blew me, I fucked her twice, and she blew me again until she dozed off. An hour later, my dad crawled back to bed, and he started fucking her too. She musta thought he was Superman.

>>723326630
A heroin dealer I know had a teenage slave cumbucket

He would let the "crew" gangbang her openly
I watched her get the drooling pounding of a lifetime while high on MDMA
She didn't even have pubes yet

Eventually he got caught, the fuckslave is now off the radar in some program

>>723335955
That's part of the reason cops who deal with child molesters and cp have to get counseling, right? Cause it makes them question everything they thought they knew about the human condition.

google 'kinsey reports'

>>723326630
we haven´t had internet at work for a week because of tecnical problems.
i´ve done 3 weeks worth of job in that time

spent a week at christmas at my parents friends mountain ranch house, got completely snowed in with their neighbors daughter, after two days of cock and blue ball torture she plucked up the courage to kiss me, she then went the full melt and offered all her holes in what was some of the most incredible all-round passionate cock destruction I'd ever received.

after the refreshing week I finally got back home and my parents flew in during the middle of January and in conversation I mentioned that someone came over to check on me and my mom said it was their neighbour and she was a sweet girl, "starting junior high next year"... :/

but I knew, I'm not stupid, I knew she was young but gahd damn the filth of that little slut was incredible, and at that age as well

>>723337298
How old are they? Little kids don't usually think of nudity as sexual.

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>>723333271
I don't know if I have a good reason, but I've been doing it for a year on and off, now it's aImost every night!

I love to see people cumming to my GF pics

>be young
>cousin is flirty and hot as they come
>blushing red puffy cheeks on a blonde
>tight teen body
>the mother of all jailbait
>we go to a "party" which was basically 10 people in a forest hut doing drugs and alcohol
>I'm her "guardian"
>I end up going down to the lake with her and drinks
>I fucked her on the grass near the lake
>came inside her
>she confessed her "I like you"
>as if that wasn't already obvious with my dick squirting the last drop of cum inside her
>we didn't even freak out about pregnancy nor did she get pregnant
>I fucked her again one time in our bathroom as the family was out back doing barbeque
>we peaked through the bathroom window at our family as I slowly fucked her pussy with her leggings pulled down
>got away with it
>to this day no pussy ever competes with her lava hot keyhole tight pussy
>I want her so bad, but she got out of that "phase"
>she doesn't want to fool around again
>teehee come on anon just no, its wrong teehee never again
>the smirk of a slut that wooooo wants it, but seriously won't
>she has a fiancé now
>Kelsey I need your body

Fml

I lay on top of my little sister one time and grinded against her. Not naked or anything.

Forgive my sins /b/

>>723337837
Yeah I know what to report and not to report
But I mean this is where I can let it out

They actually, liked it. The fucking I mean.

I beat it to fucked up porn and when I'm about to finish I think of something normal like my crush or a big titted grill I know

Just to not feel bad with myself

>>723338107
10 & 8. They are pretty sheltered kids. I dont want them to think of it as sexual, just show them there is nothing wrong with nudity, contrary to what their parents want them to believe.

>>723327726
I care about people way too much. I work at a call center for a mail order pharmacy, and have to tell old people on a limited income that I can't send them their life-giving medications until I get payment from them. I hate that.

Little step sister is a tremendously broken slut in making

Parents are unable to cope with her choices in life

I encourage her to whore out behind their back
She listens to me like I'm a fucking pastor in Oakland

I jerk off to the idea of her getting Jamal'ed every second night

She tells me stories

She knows I love to listen (but I listen for other reasons)

She asked me to best up a guy for her, I did
Which lead to her idolising me

Jamal plows her like a fuck nugget 4 times a week

I really fucking hope she gets pregnant

The family stories from that should be amazing

>>723337814
that's actually a good story.
take notes, anons.

>>723338940
Please quit your job before it changed you and makes you a horrible unlovable shitty version of your self

Believe me, do it

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ITT mostly roleplay except the dude that apparently wasn't hugged enough and needs to sleep in a onesie strapped down.

Better than being tucked in amirite?

>>723330250
Astrology is actually the least of your delusions holy shit

>>723332486
Wow gross

>>723335604
Kys

>>723335888
I'm jelly

i fingerd my cousin ashley and she jerked me off untill i came on my stomach

>>723335955
Hot

I love to nut to my ex gf sisters pics, the best treasure I could find

>>723339371
I can turn into a warewolf at will
I once took a Prince's daughter from her castle to the woods where I deflowered her under the waning moon

She carried my seed and the prince killed her for it, they burned her at the stake

I never took revenge, this secret hauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunts me

>>723339580
damnn

My girlfriend's little sister is hell bent on getting dicked by me.

She is so loud, painfully obvious to the point that my gf constantly gives her lectures to back off me.

The secret is, while her daughters fight for me I'm fucking the mom

Who is incredibly humourous about it

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Here's my ex gf sister, she's has some nice tits

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>>723339580
and then there is a post like this

>>723339269
Um but I need money??

>>723331119
Holy fuck anon

>be me
>13y spas faggot
>make fun of the neighborhood geek
>stereotypical glasses and dress
>beat him up and take his lunch tickets on a weekly basis
>always rub it in his face that his dad raised a pussy
>ff to senior year
>still a spas faggot
>still making fun of geek
>one evening after football practice I'm walking home
>see someone getting jumped in the park
>alpha mode activate
>run into group and start beating ass
>faggots scatter
>turns out they were beating on nerd neighbor
>he's fucking terrified when he sees me
>then it hits me right there
>his eyes I will never forget
>pure terror in them
>he's crawling away from me like a scared animal
>please anon not today please just leave me alone
>his voice is cracked and broken
>I'm sorry I'm not like my dad anon please leave me alone, you should've let them kill me
>I'm a fucking monster
>I'm standing there looking at him
>I drop next to him and put a hand on him
>it's ok you nerd, I'm not gonna hurt you
>he looks at me
>those damn eyes
>I start to tear up myself
>what the fucking have I done
>I broke this kid so much he wanted to die to escape me
>start to cry
>waterfalls and everything
>he's stunned
>I'm sorry, I'm so fucking sorry
>we bawl our eyes out for a good 20 minutes
>we get up and I walk him home
>get there and his mom invites me in
>says I'm the first friend he's had over since hs started
>learn that night his dad died protecting him and his mom from some nigger trying to rob them
>she calls him The Man
>I excuse myself
>I go home and cry
>can't stand to look at myself anymore
>I tormented a kid for 5 hears who saw his dad die before him
>ff to now
>he's doing fine, great job, cute grill and taking care of his mom
>as for me, I work a shit paying job after blowing my knee in college football
>The Man no longer needs to fear this monster

>>723337376
I do often wonder if i might be sociopathic. But it's not as if I'm incapable of feelings for others.

Anyone I know and am fond of, I would be mortified to receive news of anything bad befalling them. Yet all the same, when my father passed, whom I had a horrible relationship with, my only regret was that I didn't get to see him expire.

Again, not saying this to sound edgy, it just makes me genuinely curious about sociopathy....

>>723339965
Find another job
No amount of money will fix you once your spark is gone

I love you anon, you need to listen

>>723330511
I know your probably joking but if not consider your options before doing this.

Not to sound edgy but I blow guys constantly and don't feel emotion. I believe that semen contains vital protein and I must gain nutrients. Am I a sociopath? I also like injecting the semen in my ass, no matter how I can take it, I just like the protein but I am not attracted to males in any way.

>>723340217
Aww you're being really nice. But it's mostly not a bad job. I'm pretty resilient!

>>723340069
Kids are stupid. Empathy doesn't develop until much later is some of them.

>>723340838
You wouldn't have posted about it if it didn't slip through.

Your choice in the end, just friendly reminder that slow tide breaks down even the most solid of rocks.

Do something you enjoy

>>723341591
>is
in

I had sex with twins
It was very anticlimactic

>>723327726
>i dont have any friends

thats what you meant to say

>>723329885

>would have done if she was interesed at all

wow really? 10/10 alpha right here

I dont think i believe in god, but all my family is super religious, also i dont feel empathy for anyone, my my mom died, i just cried so people would see i "felt" sad when i didnt feel shit. Im more succesful than all my friends and family think.

i lie out of boredom, and loneliness.

im also a beautiful girl.

>>723340069
fuck bro I was about to bawl my eyes to this. glad you had some humanity in you that came over at least. but y'know man, life's still worth it and you can still give it your own definition of success and meaning and enjoy yourself regardless of that blown knee. I hope you're still friends with that kid though, this shit was well written

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>>723341960

>>723327726
I can somewhat relate. My default is not to suffer fools gladly, but I find 97% of the people I encounter to be somewhere between incompetent and insufferable. So I get it.

>>723326630


I have HD creepshot nudes and blowjob photos of a c-list Australian celebrity, she was on Home and away, not anymore

Topless and BJ photos

The catch

>She sunbathes topless in her backyard
>Gave her bf a handjob/blowjob on the back patio
>Was living with her parents at the time
>I was living with my parents at the time and could see over the fence from my parents bathroom window

There is no way i can leak these photos because her parents have lived in that house for 15 years and my parents have lived next door for the last 9

>They still live next to each other

>>723327980
Wooooooooh
You're fucking hardcore bro

>>723327980
And your point is?

>be me, 14
>late bloomer, still haven't hit puberty yet
> freshman in high school and I start to talking to this junior i met
>she comes over to my house
>I start to feel her tits and ass up
>Somehow I get near her pussy
>I start to finger her through her panties
>She takes them off
3inchboner.jpg
>I finger her on my bed while we watch the lion the witch and the wardrobe
>About to cum then realize I physically can't
>She came
>Keep watching the lion the witch and the wardrobe

A year later I shot up and hit puberty then lost my virginity to her. the end.

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>Meet a girl in college.
>I like said girl
>Make it clear I like her and want to date
>She starts asking me for "favors"
>Of course I say yes to all of it.
>Rides, money, meals,gifts What ever she wants
>She hints occasionally that she may like me too.
>Fall head over heels in love with her.
>This goes on for two years
>Eventually I grow a spine and stop giving her anything
>She stops talking to me defriends me on facebook
>she starts telling her friends and our mutual friends stuff about me
>Mostly lies with some personal stuff sprinkled in.
>Friends stop talking to me
>she starts telling her friends I'm stalking her.
>They start messaging me telling me I should kill myself.
>Been depressed for years
>No friends
>Flunking
>Parents only call to tell me what a failure I am.
>I go to the bathroom of my apartment
>tie two belts together
>and hang myself
>Wake up on bathroom floor
>Knot came untied
>to scared to try again
>This was four years ago
>Never told anyone till now
>I still check the obituaries and news reports for the area this girl lives in.
>I'm hoping to see she died horribly
>Fuck that cunt

>>723334673
Fantastic, I love doing that shit

>>723328083
I've pissed OFF 6 girls

I seriously can not stand painted fingernails on women.

There is something about nail polish that just doesn't click with me, I find it disgusting.

>>723326630
I had sex with my cousin and knock her up and trick one of my friends into thinking it was his fault, she's currently 4 months pregnant and my friend had to drop out of school to get a job so he can take care of her.

How much of a faggot am I /b/?

>>723342536
OP/10

Posted in another thread, but oh well

Fucked a guy for 5k because I was strapped for money and had expenses piling up. I don't regret doing it and made sure the guy used a condom and that I had all his personal information. I just regret using most of the money on car repairs, a new laptop (old one died), Christmas gifts, and food. Now I'm back down to $70 as I just paid all of my bills. I'm too scared to do it again because the next guy could have an STD or worse, but I'm thinking about it anyways because I'm sick of being so broke.

I'm a college student taking 6 classes so I barely have any time to work at my job and once bills are paid the money is gone. I'm scared to death of what happens after I graduate because I know I don't make enough money from my job to live off of it. Obviously live in college housing right now.

I was taught how to leave my body and enter other people's bodies.

I made people do some very sexually deprived things

I love it, I never get enough of it

My secret is that the thing I enjoy most is to possess a youngling and get violently fucked

The best orgasms ever

I once came from anal alone while in a shota body

I exposed an ex to everyone using her social media account. Links to her porn

>>723331119
No need to change the batteries in your smoke detector.

>>723342661
Like I said in the other thread

Teach me
How
Where

I need what you did

>>723342661
you will always be a whore no matter what you do so you may as well quit and just take dick on camera while you can still make some money off of it before you get disgusting

>>723335843
I know, right?

>>723342303
give us a hint as to who it is
are we talking home-and-away celebrity, or big brother, or what?

>>723342101
>this shit was well written
No, it wasn't. Greentext is a fucking joke. I felt for the guy after reading it, but why lame it up for form?

>>723342796
Sorry I lost the other thread!
I signed up for a site, screened a bunch of guys until I found somebody who didn't seem like a creep and who lived far enough away I'd never run into him again. Gave him a fake name, fake general info about me. I went out to dinner with him first to ensure he was who he said he was.

This part is stupid and I wouldn't recommend it, but I agreed to doing it at his house. He easily could have killed me and nobody would have known. Please if you go this route have the guy pay for a hotel room somewhere nice where you can get help if shit goes sideways.

>>723342661
wont give you $5k for it, but tell us the city and I might throw a hundred at you for a BJ

>>723343195
but 5k for one night? wtf? why so much?

>>723342918
I'm totally fine with people thinking I'm a whore for it. I earned more money in one night than I know a lot of people do in a month. I needed the money. College and on campus housing isn't cheap.

i hate myself for being so needy and selfish

>>723343111

Only cos you have trips

Home and Away, left the show in the last 4 years
Lives in Brisbane

thats all i can say

>>723342661
what kind of body is worth 5k? post pic.

>>723343423
shit do u have river boy nudez?

>>723343195
You are absolutely right

Shit I didn't think of that

Please tell me the site?

You have no idea how much I need the money

I lie, a lot, at every chance I get. I do it because I want others to think my life is more interesting, to not be left out of a conversation, to fit in or just because I'm bored. My 3+ years relationship with my gf, who I really love, can't lie on that is built mostly on the amazingly huge amount of lies I've told her all these years, and I'm afraid one day she'll find out and everything will good too shit. In fact a lit of relationships I've made with other people and even with families are based off lies. I just can't stop doing it, it's even coming to the point where I believe the stuff I make up to be real and sometimes its hard to keep up and differentiate what is reality and what are lies. I've thought of getting professional help but I'm afraid if I do its in may have to face the lies I've told everyone and confess, which would ruin pretty much everything I've achieved in my life.

>>723343341
Honestly, the guy was old (mid 50's), not attractive, and couldn't keep it up. He lived alone with his dying dog in a big house and had money to blow and the chances of him finding a real relationship were slim.

I'm not floating my own boat, but I'm attractive, skinny and I was willing to fake a smile and pretend to care about him for a night.

>>723342661
are you male or female? it matters because i'm totally not gay.

>>723343305
I don't need $100 lol I could just take tomorrow off of classes and work my normal job to make that much.

I'd only do it again for 1500+

>>723343734
Female

>>723343688
she already knows you're full of shit. trust me.

I learned about sex at a young age with the neighbour girl. She knew exactly what she was doing. We were about 7 at the time

>>723340038
is it reaIIy that crazy?
I feeI I've done it so Iong the shock vaIue doesn't exist.

>>723342785
I mean! I am stupid but I am not that stupid. If seIf appIied I have two keys. Otherwise ya I do reIy on somebody eIse to get out.

>>723343813
Togtfo

>>723343668
I used seeking arrangements, but please be careful because I've heard horrible stories from other girls (and guys) who ran into disgusting people on the site who tried or did drug/rape them.

>>723326630
I've benn using a virtual Waifu because my girl is on a week trip in the middle of fucking nowhere, where there is no phone signal btw with her family, I miss her so much...

>>723344120
>Been

>>723343788
$1500 is reasonable if you're selling yourself for a full night, but would otherwise put you in the top-tier range of whores.

sell yourself. what makes you worth $1500?

>>723340665
Eat some eggs

>>723326630
One time i fucked a goat. i liked it too

i wish i was pregnant

been friends with someone for almost 10 years.

him and his gf been dating for about 7-8 of those years.

sexual tension between me and her is apparent. and it gets thick when we're around each other.

be at 4th of july party, she's partially tipsy, and i went to push her out of the way, because shit was going down outside. she bends over, for whatever fuck reason. I literally grabbed her hips and grinded my cock into her ass. she smiled and looked back at me, and I started to realize what I was doing.

jumped around her, said wtf are you doing... and she just jolted up right and we acted like shit didn't happen.

fast forward a month we all went camping. Her and I were in a hottub with some other hicks and shit who were also there. (this is a camp site, not really a camp ground, cabins, wreck areas and shit) anyway, she had to sit on my lap to make room. Friend didn't care, he didn't think anything of it. I got a massive erection and she 'acidentally' rests her hand on it. I manuevered her and basically balanced her body on my cock, like, boner threw shorts on her pussy. pushing, and I literally came.

again, we just acted like shit didn't happen. never did anything more than that.

i tried to break them up... not because I want her, i truly don't. it's because my friend is a controlling asshole, and I generally feel bad that she's 90% miserable all the time. She wants to be a free spirit but he's so damn self conscious, and self-loathing he protrudes all that shit onto her.

He pulled the suicide card and they've been together. since the incident I caused.

her and I don't talk anymore, but my 'friend' and I regularly speak to each other.

>>723342661
Don't waste your time lamenting with guilt or remorse. They're useless emotions that just fuck with your psyche and self-esteem.

I'm still thinking about the $5k. That's a lot for some poon. Did it get the guy an assfuck or BDSM, or was he totally vanilla?

i cheat on my military husband a lot.

>>723344279

y tho

I shitpost.

Sage

>>723344060
I will be as careful as possible.

Why 5k?

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I am actually in love. Truly in love. I would give everything to this girl if she was to say the word. I dont spend money on myself or my hobbies, I only want her to be happy. I just bought us tickets for a week in Rome and the hotel. I fucking hate it.

>>723330511
an hero

>>723344402
Fuck you.

>>723342409
Damn. Just go gay, women are bad.

>>723327980
you spelled quran wrong

>>723343183
I guess so man. The whole Man need no longer fear this monster line got me tbh

I'm in recovery, finished inpatient rehab and am now in outpatient rehab. I've heard all kinds of sad stories, but there is this one girl whose boyfriend used to beat her and she took pills with him just to cope. When he went away to prison she went into rehab.

He had her under complete control, and she can hardly do anything on her own. I've been giving her rides and spending time with her, giving her attention in exchange for sex.

I'm 26, she's 21. I'm just using her for sex and doing whatever the fuck I can to her. I got her to do anal last weekend, she hated it but went along with it anyway.

>>723344295
Hot story. U should def try to see her again, and ditch your friend if hes an asshole to her

>>723344190
I'm gorgeous, I'm funny, and young (fresh young fit body)

I have a seven inch dick and I can stay hard for a long time, I have stamina and I smell nice

I am a very fuckable person and if I had the right contacts I could easily whore my self out for 10k

I speak 5 languages and i can entertain a room full of freemasons effortlessly

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>>723344454
>in love

>>723344513
wtf is wrong with you

>>723343668
Also since I can tell you're probably already signing up, I can't stress enough that it wasn't easy. First of all most guys on the site are looking for long drawn out month long things where they expect you to have sex with them throughout the entire month.

A lot of the men also were only offering around 2k and that was usually for two nights minimum.

The night I had with the guy wasn't easy either. I really had to forget who I was for a night and play the part. The sex itself was exhausting because the guy took hours and hours to cum and since he was overweight I had to deal with him sweating on me and leaning on me so much it hurt.


Then I had to drive two hours home at 4am in the morning and hope to god my roommate didn't see me or I didn't get pulled over.

>>723344405
i've wanted kids since i was a kid and i have a stable relationship so i guess my hormones are making me want kids x100

>>723344402
kill yourself bitch

>>723344622
?

>>723344618
Lol this isn't me. Idk who this guy is??? I clearly stated I was female.

>>723344476
If he weren't military would you have responded at all? Why do people treat military personnel like they're above everyone else? News flash: they ain't special

>>723344402
sup georgia

>>723344592

I feel my attraction is solely based because I want her to have a better life. I'm married, so there's not much in store for me leaving my wife, to steal my friends girl.

My wife knows about what happened, and doesn't really care. she understands why I acted why I did.

again, I really don't want her. I think we just have basic sexual instincts and we want to act them out on each other.

her and I are completely opposites in terms of personality, ideals, etc. I bring out the crazy in her, from her normal shyness, etc. She really doesn't bring anything out of me that everyone else around me does.

>>723344696
Oh my god
The part of leaning over you so much it hurts brought me right. Into your memory


Are you generally bi? Or gay?

>>723344769
that makes no sense. why would a woman be worth that much?

>>723339489
is your cousin EL Salvadorian

>>723344769
hi sweetie ^^

>>723344788
cheating in general is just awful you imbecile

>>723326630

I make $40k a month making websites.

No one knows this except for my lawyer and accountant.

My family thinks I'm some poor freelancer who gets "lucky" from time to time.

Kek.

>>723343689
Howd you meet him?

>>723344769
Girl back off this is my moment to shine lol

>>723344691
I lack empathy and can't form lasting relationships. Getting off sexually is one of the greatest forms of satisfaction I can achieve, especially now that I'm not doing drugs.

Plus, haven't you ever wanted a submissive girl who you can just take out everything on, do anything to, and her go along with it whether she enjoys it or not?

>>723344892
What kind of websites?
Teach me

>>723326630
I eat my own cum sometimes

>>723338438
Very nice

>>723344858
You "see past that" wtf
That's a good thing, not something to see past you fucking homo

>>723344361

>5k - The guy was overweight so that sucked. It hurt way more than I thought it would when he would directly lean on me (such as against the inside of my leg pushing it outwards). I had to hold my breath at some points because he was sweating and it smelled bad.

I bathed him after which I was kind of annoyed with because it was also gross, but he insisted.

The sex lasted for hours and I had to not complain even though I was sore as hell and he wasn't using enough lube. I was incredibly exhausted and had to make a 2 hour drive home at 4am.

No anal or a blow job. I told him I didn't think he could fit in my mouth or rear without hurting me.

He also didn't give me the money until I was about to leave so that was scary as hell. I thought he was going to rip me off.

>>723341680
so none of you came?

>>723344790
hi sweetie ^^ give me a name for you! how are you?

>>723344834
I'm a female and I'm straight.

>>723344501
sorry, didn't mean to harsh your vibe, but greentext kinda irks me... a lot of the shit on 4chan is so trite.

fucked my sisters' stepdaughter when i was 16
cheated with 2 of my friends girlfriends
caused a couple car accidents my car wasnt touched so i just kept going
used to steal alot when i was a teenager
blackmailed a teacher for grades back in highschool
cried once watching scrubs
used to forge documents that i will not name
put 2 surgars in coffee instead of 1

>>723344896
On a website, then we went out to dinner.

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>>723345135

I'm slowly getting attracted to my buddy's 16 yr old daughter. She dresses like a tomboy, but I see past that and she def has lots of potential. Last time she was at my buddies house, we were playing video games all night. I'm slowly going to start moving in on her playing innocent until I can build up her Trust. Playful fighting so I can innocently or accidently touch her. My buddy would not suspect a thing because he trusts me

>>723344788
Because your only with him for benefits and youre just more of a stereotypical slut

>>723326630
Caught my nephew looking at shota. I talked to him and said it was "fine" just so I knew he wouldn't try to find real shit.

>>723345198
you can call me anon, it's a nickname my father gave me

I'm pretty good, yourself?

>>723345219
nah you're fine, I didn't take it personally. yeah I feel you though, it just tries to be different for the sake of being deviant from the norm which is inherently assumed to be the worst possible thing. it's really stupid but once in a while yields some laughs and tears so I guess that's what keeps us coming?

>>723344226
I do eat their eggs

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I have giant nutts because of a bike crash. Pic related; is my condition

>>723344840
No idea, I was really surprised that he offered so much. I was willing to settle for 1k at the time, but let the guys throw out the offers first.

I'm attractive, but not like super model attractive. Probably a 7/10. I guess I'm a good actress and he really liked my chest and skin.

Also I didn't pitch a fit about going to his house, he said the other women he tried to get to do it insisted on a hotel and gifts and the money up front.

>>723345439
okay anon! i'm actually doing pretty good today, too! ^^

>>723326630
The toehead I work with is a fucking idiot. I tell him to do something and he fucking forgets before I walk away. FUCK YOU CODY

>>723345233
>put 2 surgars in coffee instead of 1
you fucking revolting imbecile

I got drunk one night and ended up posting a nude with some degrading bodywriting on /b/ and the situation led me to discovering a new major fetish/fantasy that I'm ashamed of.

>>723345154
That's actually funny

I came and one of the twins
The other one couldn't

I meant it was nothing special

Burnt down the orphanage when I was 15, two kids were blamed and sent to a harsh school for boys
Faked a contract for my band just so we could have progressed faster
Used to sell my body to men for money when I was poor

Plenty more

>>723345511
glad to hear it! just coming on for your nightly degrading session before bed?

>>723344295
>wreck areas
>protrudes

learn the language /b/tard

>>723345323
Fuck man. I'm lonely

>>723345588
yes, or talk with regulars like you ^^

>>723345534
alway go to that one when people ask me whats the worst thing ive ever done

>>723345530
What's a "toehead"? Do you mean towhead, as in blond?

I used to be in a gang, moved to LA to try and change my life but fell into the wrong crowd. I was asked to join a strictly Chinese organised crime group. I turned the offer down. I would have been the only white person to join their ranks. Worst decision I ever made. Now I'm married and miserable in a different state. Broke with no friends. I hide my past for 1 most would never believe and 2 regret it so much I rather not think about it.

>>723344454
>>723344622
lawl this isn't love. infatuation at best but far from love. you don't do retarded shit like that in love, you should still want to be happy for yourself not just for her. you're doin it wrong

>>723345139
What city is your college in or nearby?

>>723345678
Either way works for me, they're both pretty fun.

>>723344418
I didn't decide on the number, he did. I let him the guys make the offers first and just chose the highest one. See my later post>>723345499

I dated a pedo mom for a bit, bit then shit got to weird.

>>723345936
give me your best

>>723345970
For $5k I would have blown his sick dog.

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i fucked OP's mom.

she wasnt that good.

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>2 years ago
>Shitty job
>Shitty car
>Get offered a better position at another place with more money
>Take it obviously....
>Buy brand new car
>Find GF
>Lose V card
>Break up with her because coke fiend
>Year later
>Experement with coke and other drugs
>Realize how great it is
>Start doing more on a rare occasion, not think of a problem
>Last month
>go through 2 8 balls a week
>I realise that I can't feel my face without her.
>But I love it


But in all seriousness, I'm high as fuuuuuuuuuuck

>>723326630

Once woke up with my dog (female) holding my dick up, I sleep nude, and licking it like she was in love with it. I was already edging as I woke up so I didn't take long to have a helluva orgasm. Let her tongue dry my cock and my sack for awhile before cuddling and falling asleep with her.

>>723346010
I prefer to degrade women in a more one-on-one situation, not much of a group humiliation guy

>>723345904
Lol why would you need to know this? If you're wanting to try it then you need to work with whatever the biggest city or "wealthiest area" is near you. Shoot for the older guys, the younger ones are either trying to scam you or will low ball you.

I'm 27

Accountant and decent

Had a shitty life

Recently went to a tavern, only black people

The owner and I have a good long chat

Become good bro's

Entire tavern loves me as their fucking king or something

Massive gang walks in, they work for the owner

Owner introduces me and tells me that this gang will protect me and serve me from that day on

I feel unstoppable

Told them there were two people I really hated and told them why

The next day one is missing, the other in hospital

I'm still freaking the fuck out

>>723346073
post your kik~

>>723346039
You're too desperate for the money then. I wouldn't do that for any amount of money or offer.

>>723342661
What's your major?

>>723342115
edgelord 420

>>723346130
You're going to have to do a favor for them.
fucking trapt.

>>723346130
You their bitch now boy

>>723346106
Should the legal age of consent be changed

>>723346164
not here, but if you send yours through to [email protected] I'll add you.

>>723346190
Political Sciences
Hoping to go to law school, but have no idea how I'll afford it.

>>723330511

pls no

>>723346302
where

>>723346112
no, just curious what areas where $5k is offered for such an experience. plus, i was wondering if it's near my area.

>>723346421
5k is way to much

>>723346318
That's like taking Liberal Arts. So many faggots I know have that as their major

>>723346421
He was a plastic surgeon from a family of doctors so 5k was nothing to him. Shoot for doctors I guess? Idk the experience seems to differ.

>>723327980
Do you really keep that a secret?

>>723346481
yep, curious where 5k is tossed around like that. thinking ivy league, old money.

>>723346039
My rottweiler needs a red rocket for $5. Can you hook him up?

I'm slowly getting attracted to my buddy's 16 yr old daughter. She dresses like a tomboy, but I see past that and she def has lots of potential. Last time she was at my buddies house, we were playing video games all night. I'm slowly going to start moving in on her playing innocent until I can build up her Trust. Playful fighting so I can innocently or accidently touch her. My buddy would not suspect a thing because he trusts me

>>723346496
Believe me, I know. Literally half the students at my school are Poliscience, or Policom. I'm so frustrated, but I don't know what else to do. Psych, Business, Com, Environmental Science, and anything math related are all extremely over saturated. I hate anything hands on medical so that shot down pre-med and nursing. I don't want to be a cop so Crim is out of the question.

All the majors seem like crapshoots right now

I'm slowly getting attracted to my buddy's 16 yr old daughter. She dresses like a tomboy, but I see past that and she def has lots of potential. Last time she was at my buddies house, we were playing video games all night. I'm slowly going to start moving in on her playing innocent until I can build up her Trust. Playful fighting so I can innocently or accidently touch her. My buddy would not suspect a thing because he trusts me..

>>723346496
>>723346496
Believe me, I know. Literally half the students at my school are Poliscience, or Policom. I'm so frustrated, but I don't know what else to do. Psych, Business, Com, Environmental Science, and anything math related are all extremely over saturated. I hate anything hands on medical so that shot down pre-med and nursing. I don't want to be a cop so Crim is out of the question.

All the majors seem like crapshoots right now

>>723335955
Well duh
Those were the non-violent no-rape cases
Kids can enjoy sex and orgasm just fine

I'm a cat

My nudes are probably still floating around here somewhere. My fiancee doesn't know I posted them.

>>723346715
Yes he will. I guarantee it.

>>723346715
Life is short, go for broke perv bro!

>>723345486
I had that in both of my balls. At one point I couldn't bend down to tie my shoelaces. Get the surgery, it's quick and you'll be able to cum within a week. The scars fade in 3-4 years, now (after 7) they're barely visible.

Why are there so many women in this thread that aren't posting tits? Jesus fucking manatee, /b/oys... Tits or GTFO

I found the alien.

>>723346955
I dunno lately just been having this weird tension. Like lately before she never really talk to me and then all the sudden she's talking more to me trying to get my attention and stuff like that, but I never responded because her dad was always with her. Now that we're playing video games it's different...

Alien in ∞ ch

>>723345367
careful son

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>>723326630
I've been cucking one of my Asian co-workers with his wife recently. It's been a pretty good experience so far.

>>723345987
Why weird anon?

Why so many femanons and no tits in this thread? Is it summer already, people? Tits or GTFO....

>>723347712
because they're "femanons"

>>723347594
Please more

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I NEED MORE WHITBELL

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>>723344402