Waifu claiming thread.
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>>723307750
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Ayy
>>723319849
I claim all dirt on Earth as my waifu, and since all waifu's are as good as dirt, that means all waifu's are mine.
Also, still with the cancer thread title I see.
why do you jews claim fictional characters which you will never interact with, because they obviously don't exist?
>>723319965
I know right, they're fucking niggers.
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>723319186 Houki
I've also felt pretty weak today too. I bumped into a door with my shoulder and it still hurts.
Hopefully tomorrow will be better
>>723319417 Fran
What exactly are you trying to major in?
>>723320033
fucking niggers would be an upgrade for these fucks, seeing as they're circlejerking over bitches that aren't real
カラミチーマス
>>723318009
It's like talking to a stranger.
You don't just go up to them and blabber on about the pointlessness of life. You talk about other things.
>>723319186
I hope I can win.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVVMNCbqV8Y
>>723320144
Anon, we need more people like you in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAVvIQ9a4xk
How poetic.
still here
>>723320257
godspeed to the both of us /b/rother
fuck the rest of ye
>>723320186
I don't have any subjects to talk about, so that's a thing. And when you come up with a subject it lasts a couple of minutes or something like that and it ends in an awkward silence
>>723320224
Owo what's this
>>723319950
Did you see my snek message
>>723320139
I hate sinus colds...
Claiming best girl
>>723320310
You're still queer, smug-cunt.
>>723320356
Thanks /b/ro. Godspeed.
>>723320442
i'm doing a play through of this rn and i'm gonna kill her this time faggot
>>723320139
Biomedical engineering
>>723319955
I'm in wisconsin
>>723320442
I unfortunately cant take him anyway. My dorm doesn't allow pets
>>723320442
>>723320513
yeah yeah
claimed
>>723320608
>im gonna play through an alternate reality that never happened
Ok
>>723320656
See thats the situation im currently in.
>>723320722
Is that not a thing?
>>723320139
Not good, were you carrying something when it happened?
>>723320186
I think so, but you'll probably have to make the first moves early on. You seem to have enough common sense to know about breaking the ice instead of trying to take things from 0 to 10 immediately.
>>723319849
IF
YOU
TAKE
WAIFU'S
SERIOUSLY
YOU
ARE
ASS
CANCER
>>723320687
No? By far the best.
>>723321058
If you complain about threads rather than filtering them you are ass cancer
>>723320440
It's better to have a short conversation than none at all
>>723320842
At this point I don't know what to expect. She could be older than me.
She could be a submissive
She could be a dominant
I'm gonna sleep. Be back in like seven hours.
カラミチーマス
>>723321136
Nice taste.
>>723321244
Niggerfaggot don't be ignorant.
>>723320768
More cute legs
>>723320835
never was
>>723320442
I hate stomach viruses.
At least it's over now for the most part
>i hope...
>>723320656
Man, to someone as dumb as me that sounds hard.
>>723320842
No. Was talking to a co-worker and turned into the door. Usually it's nothing but my body is weak and it still kind of hurts
you guys aren't as bad as furfags but i still fuckin hate ya
>>723321513
>aren't as bad as furfags
Waifufags vs Furfags is debatable.
>>723321612
neither exist but one of em are fucking animals
>>723320835
Oh, that's not good. Any friends who arent in dorms? Maybe if you have a good relationship with your parents or other family?
>>723321424
We design and make medical equipment.
I want to make robotic surgery arms. Look these things up, they are pretty fucking cool
>>723321733
There are different levels of furfaggotry, when it comes to waifufags, they literally consider a 2d girl to be their irl wife.
That instantly makes them top of the line cancer, while furfags can sometimes be acceptable.
>>723321407
Then why do i see it so wearily often
>>723321424
True idk which is worse...with sinsus i just feel miserable and cant breathe but with stomach bugs you puke...
>>723321759
I mean he's in a good place atm but its not permanent
>>723321911
Avatarfags aren't that cancer most of the time either.
But these super niggers refuse to rename the threads.
Fucking cunts.
>>723321911
i dunno, some furfags meet up irl with the dumbass fursuits and most of em are actual faggots, that seals the deal for me
Is anyone here into mechanical keyboards?
um... i support doggo-anon, i think he's a nice person and we shouldn't be prejudice against him for what he does in the privacy of his own home.
#Awoo4doggo
awooo~
>>723321962
Posting fucking Pop Figures now, good god you're probably the worst in the thread right now.
>>723322077
That's the highest level of furfag.
>>723322110
>hugs
how are you feeling?
Goddamn. Today just hasnt ended.
>>723322296
hi
>>723321962
no idea
>>723322151
yeah and what do you think the highest level of waifufag is? Probably body pillows or something?
Surely this isn't the apotheosis of a waifufag
>>723322113
Who is this doggo?
>>723322296
I am feeling pretty tired. Might be an early night for me today
>>723321246
See ya, good luck again.
>>723321424
Ow. Happens to the best of us though.
>stomach viruses
Yeah, those definitely suck.
Arin Kannazuki
This is difficult
>>723322358
Its over now yeah?
>>723322421
Oh well my bad i guess
>>723322077
We also meet irl too tbh
>>723322151
>mad
>at pop figures
Wew
>>723321759
Thank you for simplifying it.
Just from the sound of it, it sounds pretty cool
>>723321962
Stomach bugs are only bad when you have nothing in your stomach and body just says "well, stomach acid it is then"
>>723322520
Again, it's only bad when there's nothing in your stomach
Best waifu <3
>>723322472
Something of the sort, basically my thought is waifufags are instantly worse just because the lowest level of waifufag would still have a waifu.
>>723322621
what do you fucks do at meetups? Where at so i can cum in the koolaid
>>723322358
you don't like long and peaceful days?
>>723322403
good morning~
>>723322478
doggo is the guy who fucks dogs
>>723322547
she's pretty
>>723322478
ah i see... do you know if it was an infection?
>>723322671
Cancer 3<
>>723322621
Not mad you autist, just pointing out your retardations.
>>723322686
yeah i understand that. The only solution is locking waifufags and furfags in a murderdome and letting them battle it out
owy my head still hurts...
>>723322799
If only..
>>723322621
no problem
>>723322113
He still shouldn't be here. He's a fucking degenerate that should be locked up for animal cruelty.
>>723322690
There haven't been any group meetups as far as I'm aware, but individual posters who may live closely to one another might chill out and get a beer together. Its happened quite often.
>>723322621
No. Last stretch.
>>723322748
>peaceful
I havent stopped cooking for 8 hours.
>>723322748
How goes it?
>>723322113
>>723322868
Oh my fucking god of kek
Are you telling me one of you faggots fucked a dog?
Jesus christ just kill yourselves.
>>723322872
that would be an awkward meet
"wanna see my crusty waifu body pillow bro?"
>>723322621
He's not wrong.
Aside from claiming a piece of shit, ugly as sin 'waifu', you don't even have pictures of her.
You're indeed the worst anon.
Kill yourself you roleplaying newfaggot.
>>723323024
kek
>>723321353
arent you satisfied with your waifus legs?
Rea are you around?
>>723322868
>tfw no one awoos with me...
>>723322940
yikes don't sweat in the food~
>>723322991
my head! it burns!
how is yew?
>>723322993
yeah your father fucked a dog and made you
>>723322748
They need to wait another week before the results are ready. Also, is the dog fucker anon a furry by any chance? I think I know who it is
>>723323024
It probably is, yes.
>>723319849
claiming
>>723323223
Durr
>>723323150
Nothing wrong with wanting to see more cute legs
>>723322653
*Shudders* that does sound terrible
>>723322690
>your mother's house
Actually lots of different places tbh
>>723322797
>im not mad i swear
Keep going m8
>>723322859
Ok good
>>723322940
You can do it. Then its over.
>>723323026
>wrong opinions
>pictures of her aren't of here
Retards coming full swing tonight
>>723323274
>your father fucked a dog and made you
Kek
>>723322940
>5 hours of cooking
>6 hours of cooking
>8 hours of cooking
There's an upper limit to this, yes?
>>723322640
THE BEST
>>723323274
What did you do? Im just playing some osu for right now.
>>723323368
Its not like you approach me or anything so I have to ask.
>>723323274
Yeah
Keep trying to defend your shitty community for fucking animals and pillows by blindly insulting another anon's family.
Can't you niggers tone down the autism?
>>723323408
kek
>another reminder that summer is over and you should go to bed or either kill yourself on livesteam
>>723323603
>can you tone down the autism as i display full on autism
>>723323408
I tried to make it not so gross sounding but i guess it didn't work.
It didn't even really burn, just the taste was the worst thing I've ever tasted.
>>723323387
what would she think?
>>723323700
BTFO
>inb4 butthurt reply
>>723323603
>hurr they're mad at me because they're responding I totally got you guys Xd
>>723323700
Classic retard insult by turning things around when they don't have anything to say, here let me try.
>can you tone down the autism by saying im displaying autism while youre really the one displaying autism
Fucking moron.
Well guys, night
>>723321962
Hope you find him a nice home!
>>723322653
No seriously, look them up
>>723323292
he goes by Georgette or something, he's not a furry and doesn't like associating with them.
>>723323348
she looks crazy
>>723323408
no you
>>723323517
i don't know i'm just so dizzy
what's osu?
>>723323603
who are you even
>>723323700
>can you tone down the autism
that's like asking water to stop being wet
these threads are one of the only threads i can't fap to on /b/
>>723323780
Maybe she'll think they are indeed cute and try to wear something cute or leave me
>>723323910
>she looks crazy
in what way?
>>723323732
Well at least it didnt burn i guess
>>723323855
If i dont soon he'll go to a reptile shelter...
>>723323808
Thanks for making your community look even more retarded, dumbass.
The picture was directed to nigger I was responding too because he's the one saying that.
God damn, learn the context before you look like an autist, fucking please.
>>723323910
Someone who can't fucking stand nigger retards.
:l hi
>>723323517
I have invade 20 dreams tonight. Kill me.
>>723324052
Make it 21
>>723324024
>mfw im trying to douse the autism too hard
>>723323855
nini, fran~
>>723323990
her eyes are WIDE open
>>723324024
like your mother :x
>>723324050
cute
>>723324052
what the fuck does that even mean though
Please just stop being so fucking retarded.
>>723323847
>get called out for being retarded
>better call them retarded
>still doesnt see the irony of his post
>is legit retarded
>>723323970
im sure shes cute already
>>723323473
The end of my shift. I have to start cooking as I open the place up. Only way I can get everything done lately.
>>723323603
SUMMER IS NEVER OVER
>>723324298
Can't tell who you're insulting because I called them retarded first, so by that logic you're praising me for calling you retards.
Just stop, you're embarassing everyone.
>>723324147
You have a wife, I think.
>>723324222
What does what even?
>>723324024
>trying this hard
Not even the waifufags are acknowledging you at this point. You keep taking the bait
>Stay mad
>>723323847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo
>>723324525
That means nothing in reguards to this
>>723324217
:) thanks
As is Mash
>>723324217
>her eyes are WIDE open
Oh, that's just the anime's art style. It conveys a ton of emotion through each character's eyes. It's called Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso (English: Your Lie in April).
>>723324525
>i have invade 20 dreams tonight
>>723323910
Maybe sit down and relax a bit. Its a rhythm game you may like it. No dying.
>>723324052
What for? Lewd stuff?
>>723324487
>mom im on the 4channel i cant eat right now
>>723324546
They're still responding aren't they, just like you, nigger. Don't act like you don't know I'm right.
>>723324554
Posting YouTube videos of niggers explaining things doesn't make you right or less retarded, anon.
>>723324504
>i said it first so i win
What are you 5
>>723324050
Hello
>>723324450
Sounds like the treadmill starts as soon as you get in then. Hope the pay is worth it with those kinds of hours.
>>723324916
ffs
I'm going by your logic, nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger, nigger.
>>723324663
I only do it for lonely men.
>>723324680
>greentext
>>723324788
I hate when I talk to you and other people jump into our conversation.
>>723324408
Yes but I still want to look at cute legs
>>723325018
>don't mock me you ass banana
>>723325018
Ah well have any friends who enjoy both?
>>723325018
>be me
>42
>nigger waifufag
>>723323855
>dubs
I shall do so then
>>723324000
>trips
Well at least mine was only for a day or so. Yours sounds like it's been going on for a while now.
>>723324665
Hello cutie
God the way your waifufag brains work is horrendous.
>>723325006
>gets beaten quite logically
>breaks and resorts to nigger
Seems legit
>>723324916
top kek
>>723324943
Hi Houki :)
How goes it?
>>723325212
Hi Cutevia~~
:)
>>723325018
Well we are on an open image board
>>723325251
>is retarded
>doesnt know how to see context
Seems legit.facebook
>>723324663
stop being a slut~
>>723324665
>also satan trips uuu
i really want to watch K-on again but not season 2
season 2 was awful
the only good part was when the teacher rocked out~ good night
>>723324673
Oh nice, I shall add this to my watch list~ goodnight anon, please post more of your waifu~
>>723324788
i will when my head stops killing me to death... goodnight
>not filtering threads you dislike
>>723325326
top nigger
>>723325212
Today is day 3 of this shit but i just took a cough suppressant, nasal decongestant, and mucus expectorant.
>>723325392
Men cant be sluts
>>723325392
Good night
>>723325400
>mfw i want to talk about anime on /b/ and still call niggers niggers
>mfw waifufags are too autistic
>>723325392
Season 2 started out rough for me, but it worked out in the end I think.
Though season 1 is still superior.
And movie is amazing.
Night night
>>723325123
You're being rude...
>>723325154
I don't have friends...
>>723325171
My waifu is NOT a nigger!
>>723325343
I wish they would go away.
>>723325392
Goodnight Shielder~ Now I understand what people mean when they call you a sociopath.
>>723325072
show her to me
>>723325639
I bet she is a nig.
>>723325639
That's...sad
>>723325639
They wont Rea that isnt how it works. I can be your friend if you like.
>considers anime girl to be real wife
>not cancer
>>723325394
Felix a cute
>>723325394
Post lewds and get rid of the autists
>>723325639
you are just a banana
>>723325721
>>723325773
>>723325935
yea
>>723325806
I want you to be my only friend.
>>723325333
>triple 3s
Cooked some fried rice for dinner a bit earlier, winding it down right now. Overall a lazy night, but the good kind. How about yours?
>>723325333
>trips
The nicknames never stop, but at least this one was nice.
How was your day?
>>723325510
Have they been helping at all?
>>723326028
Umm, actually they're called triple singles, newfag.
Yo check my singles
>>723326016
Wouldnt you like more friends? Plenty of nice people here and probably around you
Check my single singles
>/waifu/ triggering normies
unf
>>723326016
Wanna be friends?
>>723326100
Quite a bit actually
>being that cute
>>723326252
You have a better aura~
>>723326288
This erects my penis
>>723326332
leave me alooooone
>>723326288
Since when did not being a cancerous neckbeard make you a normie, stupid nigger.
>>723326332
He said only friend fucking idiot.
>>723326028
Rather a busy day, had a lot of homework. Had to go other things. Started a bit rough though.
>>723326100
^
You will always be Cutevia
>>723326375
Why?
>>723326375
boobs
>>723326347
I dont know what you mean by that but thank you I think
>>723326288
Seems like only normies like to spout out that fucking word nowadays.
>>723326406
Youve never been in sales before have you?
>>723326434
Because I only like Tomoko.
>>723326441
No looking.
>>723326537
I mean you're different and you're not a bad person.
>>723326434
kek faggot
>>723326644
but i only came in this thread to look for boobs
>>723326644
Then why do you even talk to me in the first place
>>723326411
Sounds like it's a lot better, now that the homework and such is behind you. That's how weekends are for me, except swap out homework for errands and other business. Sometimes night time can't come soon enough.
>>723326644
>youre different
>youre nice
Most overused compliments by any nigger in all of nigkind.
>>723326838
Also the most successful
>normie still mad
>>723326946
Sure, because over half the population are niggers.
>>723326972
>im on 4chan im cool and edgy
>le normie kek
>u mad bro? kek
Don't make a fucking fool of yourself.
>>723327017
The reason is pointless. All that matters is does it work.
>>723326332
Well that's good!
>t-thanks
>
>>723326411
>dubs
It's better than most the nicknames i hear
>not mad
>not triggered
>>723326644
Sorry got up for a second. A lot of people arent bad
>>723325882
>>723327179
YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE FAGGOT-CHAN!!!!!!!!
>>723327278
I'm going to leave, I can't take anymore. I hate when I talk to too many people at once. Goodnight Tomoko <3
>>723326824
I can't wait for the weekend to come back around.
:l
Up to anything?
>>723327182
:)
Good.
>>723327388
Ah ok Rea good night and sleep well
>>723327093
>literally almost everyone on 4chan
>>723327182
I've got a nickname for you~
>>723327182
You have no idea
>no thank you for pleasing my eyes
>>723327093
It's a school night, shouldn't you be in bed?
>>723327379
Actually its a sales tactic
>>723327864
How many times have I made that joke tonight.
Are you so autistic and unoriginal you have to steal shit I said 10 minutes ago?
>>723327915
Intriguing.
I'm done trying to douse the mighty flames of waifufag autism for the rest of the night.
I am reforming from aggressive nigger hater, into passive aggressive nigger hater.
>>723328021
Basically whatever is popular is correct and you mold to it because it works. Also incorporates KISS. keep it simple stupid.
Dont overthink why something works and just accept it works.
>>723328292
Sure, I knew that.
But I don't like to conform to society and be unoriginal and uninspired.hipteredge
>>723328269
That's the start soon you'll be
>ONE OF US
>>723328400
And thats why you fail
>>723328413
I'll never have a waifu if that's what you mean, seriously, no joke.
That's fucking cancerous.
>p-please f-feed me (you)s
can't make this shit up
>>723328484
No but you may get an avatar
>>723328471
I don't fail, actually.
Maybe you should try not being such a sheep sometime, hmm?
>723328527
Go die, you don't even get one.
>>723327578
Has anything come in the mail today?
>>723327761
I don't think I want to hear it...
But go on
>>723327794
At least you could hold medicine down. For me i couldn't take anything till late afternoon.
>no, S-stop
>>723328553
I used to avatarfag a long time ago while you were still a cumstain.
>chara riding my cock
these threads are cancer tbh
>>723328644
cumslut~
>>723328644
:( nope
>>723328679
You're late to that party, bub.
>>723328665
Gay niggerness
>>723328665
No that's Chara riding mine
>>723328644
That sounds just awful
>ill never stop
>>723328785
No me!!
>>723328660
Then whyd you stop and revert?
>>723327578
Yeah, talking finances to another anon on Discord, and some quiet music before sleep. I'm looking forward to the weekend too since we'll have some nice weather to enjoy. Might go fishing and try to catch dinner.
>>723328888
idk
Don't fucking want to much anymore honestly, especially in "waifu claiming threads" gross.
>>723328907
U mad bro?.epicmeme
>>723328888
Also nice quadsget
>>723329013
Chara belongs to Louise anyway.
Dozing off. Night
> yuiposter signing off
>>723329004
Finances eh?
You even know how to clean and then cook it?
You really are a Jack of all trades.
>>723329178
I bet they r both uglee nigurs
>>723329013
Seems kinda backward logic to me. As avatarfagging actually triggers the "real waifus"
>>723329233
Ones a girl and the other is a trap tbh
>>723329225
Good night, im going to bed too.
>>723329281
Fair point, but anything with anime in it will cause the waifufags to all come around.
It's hard being an avatarfag who hates waifufags :(
>>723329356
Shit dude
>Koto Claimed
Also it's my birthday today
>>723329490
wiggle and happy birthday I got you nothing because I had no idea and I couldn't even deliver it to you even if I knew
>>723329419
>goes to waifu thread
>complains about waifuists
You are literally a rapefugee.
>>723329490
How old
Also I must inform you that claiming waifu's is cancer and I beg you to stop.
>>723329490
happy birthday
>>723329419
There's only like 1 or 2 real waifu fags left ITT anymore really. The rest are all avatars. Or at a minimum they understand their waifu isnt real.
>>723329225
I can't cook good food with good ingredients if my finances aren't in order. I was more of a /biz/ and /ck/ person before I came to waifu. As far as the fish goes, I'm rusty with cleaning it, but even catching something and throwing it back in is pretty fun and relaxing too. Sleep well.
>>723329490
happy birthday
>>723329490
Hapoy birthday cute announcer.
>>723329570
They were called avatarfag threads at one point you assatron.
>>723329597
That's what I figured considering how mellow it is and how little niggers are being thrown around.
>>723329693
So in short you should just join the chill thread because its chill
>>723329781
Maybe. most of the time it's pretty cancer in here though.
>>723329554
My gift to you is wiggle
>>723329572
No.
Also 24
>>723329586
>>723329627
>>723329662
Thank you!
>>723329233
I think they're both white as snow.
>>723328684
I wish i could say that's the dumbest one yet but it isn't, so I'll give it to you
>>723328740
;-;
>>723328824
It was pretty bad.
>p-please
>
>>723329490
Bit slow but... Happy birthday!
>>723329940
had a good day?
>>723329940
As long as you know you're cancer, everything is fine here.
>>723330023
I don't know, probably niggerfaggots honestly.
>>723329836
Only from like 6am-12pm PST. And thats usually because onpy 2 people are in here being faggots.
>>723330207
Which girl do you post in here anyways?
>>723330148
Chara is cute though, I don't know about Louise.
i'm a real life cute girl, give me (You)s
>>723330029
Well my ass just threw up
>not till you "ikku"
>>723329940
>24
You're only a year younger than me
>>723330370
tits or gtfo
Good evening
>>723329490
Happy Birthday, hope it's been good today. Plus, the weekend's coming up too.
>>723330029
thanks lewdvia
>>723330370
Tits or gtfo still applies in /waifu/
>>723330092
Thank you all the same!
>>723330129
Definitely, how about you?
>>723330148
I know I'm a slight disappointment to society and come here where that doesn't actually matter.
>>723330422
>25
You're only a year older than me.
>>723330455
Definitely! I took Monday and Tuesday off to celebrate.
>>723330601
>I know I'm a slight disappointment to society and come here where that doesn't actually matter.
Fair enough.
>>723330453
Yuuuuuuuuukkkkiiiiiiii
>>723330601
What you did; it's there, and I see it
>>723330601
Happy birthday~
>>723330297
You'll just say mean things
>>723330733
Heyo! What's up?
>>723330854
I promise I won't say nigger.
>>723330370
Only if you post feather gif
>>723330422
>dubs.
Oh my, are you alright now or do you still feel sick?
>i don't think i want to know what that means
>>723330513
I am not lewd!
Im finally out! Just waiting for a haircut.
>>723330963
Better hope they don't fuck it up and make you uggo.
>>723330940
Sayyyy nigger!
>>723331028
WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY YOU NIGGER?!?!?!
>>723330912
My temperature
>>723330940
This one
>>723330943
I feel better now that it stopped but still sick
>>723330963
Told you you could do it
>>723330601
yes and no
>>723330733
I try
>>723330734
Thank you qt
>>723331108
Yeah Tali is my favorite Mass Effect character.
>>723330370
Where's the purple thing?
>>723331095
Are you the meme-spouting normie from last thread?
>>723331239
God no.
I'm the one that hates jew cancer.
I, I think I slept for a long time..
>Saya
>>723331108
Illness? Sorry to hear that
>Yuuki
>>723331300
You both sure use a lot of buzzwords
>>723321204
1h 20min. Well, that's almost a long time.
>Saya
>>723331192
How could she not be?
>answer: you're a nigger faggot
>>723331472
Yeah shit sux
>>723331503
It's 4chan.
>>723331614
Because Miranda got dat ass tho (ok hand emoji)