Why do guys love horses? Would you date a horse?

You dont date them, you fuck them

>>723317870
lol date xD what will you talk about

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>>723318028
>talk
>horse
carrots faggot

>>723317769
Because they smell great, they are muscular and have a great appearance, their cocks and pussies look better than the human counterparts. I could go on for days.

>>723317769
I've taken a few horses on dates. Biggest problem is they don't know how to act in a restaurant, always making a scene. Always ended up embarrassed so I've stopped taking them out. If anything now I'll just meet one on craigslist and fuck em in my truck.

I'm weirdly intrigued. Do you jack off to this? All animals or just certain ones?

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>>723317769
They're more receptive than females, and if they like you will actually push against you while you're inside them trying to make you orgasm.

I think humans do that too.

>>723317769
>>would u date a horse

Only if it had a feminine horse cock

What the fuck is a feminine horse cock and how would it differentiate from a masculine one?

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yes

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>>723318870
like a cute little stallion cocklet

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Just look at that figure, the lines and curves... hhnnnggggg!

Anyone have the pic of the chick milking the stallion while some cuck stands behind her with half a tent in his pants?

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Dem curves again. Who could resist not having a poke? Seriously...

>>723318574
uh i doubt that, I'm pretty sure they don't feel much

wut

>>723317769
It's AN horse. Not "a horse" you uneducated hillbilly.

>>723321398
They may not feel much, but they will push against you, and clamp down on their muscles, making for a very tight, wet and hot hole. Nothing better.

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>>723318306
I feel ya, man

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>>723321398
they enjoy sex with a human more probably

>>723321578
This may shock you, but human women have been known, at times, to push back too during sex. I couldn't believe it either.

>>723321944
BOOOORING!

>>723321578
you gotta be kidding me, you mean the mares are willing to tighten their muscles during fucking? you got any sources upon this?

>>723322317
yes.
take it from me i know from experience.

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Who wouldn't "date" a horse?

>>723322317
My cock and my arm count for sources? They especially do it when they get close to orgasm. They can clamp down so hard sometimes that it nearly pushes your hand out of them. When it gets to that point, you're just a few fast, short strokes away from them tensing up all over and grunting, then possibly pissing on your hand/arm.

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>Would you date a horse?
Only a cartoon one

>inb4 >>>/mlp/

>>723322740
Kek

>>723322505
Epic boner attained

any mare webms?

>>723322551
this fascinates me in a disturbing way but I always thought sticking your dick in a mare was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, I have some questions though
Do most mares feel it during sex?
Do they enjoy it? how can you tell?
Can mares pester you for sex?

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>>723322740
If it were not for the laws of this land I would have spammed this thread with the /mlp/.

Any one got some cocks or male on female action

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>>723323512
no way, their pussy is tight.
yes, they feel it, and will even push back on you so your dick goes in further.
do they enjoy it? yes, because my mare swings her ass side to side when i eat her out.
and yes, mares in heat will literally throw themselves at you.

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>>723317769

horse or negress pussy?

>>723322505
Who is this beauty?

>>723323512
I've never had a mare orgasm during sex with me using my cock. It may just be that at that time I'm more worried about me getting mine, but I'll always either start out by using my hand and giving them their orgasm, or sometimes afterwards. Like any animal, sex is meant to feel good, so of course they enjoy it. Some horses will let you know that they don't like what you are doing, sometimes with a warning, and sometimes with a kick. So there is no raping a horse, they will fuck you up big time. Male horses that are intact will of course take all of the sexual contact they can get. They are just like most men, horny. Mares will raise their tail and present it to you and sometimes look back at you. They will grunt or moan while enjoying whatever you are doing, and you certainly know when they orgasm. And yes, mares can pester you for sex if they are used to getting it on a regular schedule, though mostly when they are in heat. Fixed females will enjoy sex, but typically won't follow you around with their tail up begging for it like a mare in heat will.

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>>723323811
why not both?

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ugly pussys

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>>723323811

Donut butthole is clearly horse.

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>>723323590
Sure do... The perfect cock

>>723324264
take your disgusting dog pussy and get out.
how could anyone even see that as attractive?
let alone if you were to even think about fucking a dog, yeah lets just have its sticky shitty smelling dog breath panting in my face.
yeah no thank you.
mares will always be the better option.

>>723324053
shit... i don't know what to say but really interesting. Where am i going to get a mare to bang now?

>>723324437
That's one sexy ass horse cock, got more?

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>>723324264
I can't decide which is more visually appealing. However, mare and bitch pussy > human pussy.

>>723324960
Same. I'm mostly a horse and dog man, but would give a few other animals a try. I love feral furry like that with correct anatomy. Will fap to later...

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>>723324933

>>723317769
Black stallion on a pony

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4cqDFzQCI5c

>>723325181
moar

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>>723325181

Any good horse porn sites?

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>>723321566
"An" comes before a following vowel, as in an example, you cretin filth.

>>723324053
can you get a desiese from fucking a mare?

>>723324898
Fuck me I wish my face was right there.

I would cut off my asshole to drink that mares juice.

>>723325432
Beastforum

>>723325767
Possibly. None that I can really recall hearing about being a real danger. I suppose you could get some kind of infection, same as with a human.

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>>723325536
Can dogs play? ... Please

>>723325759
An STD

Also applies to acronyms if the first letters uppercase sound is that of a vowel.

>>723326118
Nobody says "an horse" you fucking faggot. Get out.

>>723326209
french faggots would say an orse

>>723326334
Well, I'm not speaking French, so fuck them and their stinky cheeses and faggoty bread (though stinky cheese and crusty bread is fucking awesome...)

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>>723326110
Back to the regularly scheduled program...

>>723326209

I wouldn't be surprised if britfails did. These are the same tards who think military is a three syllable word.

>>723325432
Luxure.tv

Under zoophilia tag, you're welcome.

I've seen one decent video of a guy fucking a horse which was pretty hot but had no cumshot. Then I found a few clips of some guy fucking a horse but each one was filmed at a shit angle and they were pretty boring since it was all from the front. I don't think any real good videos exist out there.

>>723326209
I never said they did fuckwit.

>>723326588
I wouldn't either. Even if the rule did say it's an horse, some rules are meant to be broken. A horse rolls off the tongue better. Same reason you don't say "a" followed by a vowel, it doesn't sound right and fucks up the flow.

>>723326809
This isn't a fucking English class, this is a horse porn thread on an internet image board.....

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>>723326554
Oh shit, forgetting one of my favorites. May appeal to the non horse people. Nice and pink.

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>>723327108
> there are people that exist that arent attracted to this

whats that beastiality website?

>>723326607
lol you just havent looked hard enough.
this is the fucking internet.

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>>723327016
its both niggerfaggot

>>723327368
Oh is that so then give me some links then since you know so much about the location of beastiality vids

>>723327486
Oh, you're giving me an attitude?
NO PORN FOR YOU!!

any webms ?

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>>723327486
http://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Zoo/Videos/

>>723326589
I'm retarded, explain please, all I have are free chatroom this and shit like that. I'm confused as to navigate on that site

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>>723317769
Why am I completely unsurprised that the website which championed Donald Trump and thinks Hitler did nothing wrong is also obsessed with fucking barnyard animals. Guess Pinky-Pie is too human-looking for *serious* bronies. Right, guys?

>>723327414
Oh, my mistake. Continue my good man.

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>>723327666
can you moan like a faggot somewhere else?
nobody cares

>>723327666
Begone Satan, don't bring politics and past memes into a humble beast fucking thread

>>723327606
Thank you anon

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PONY!

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MOAR PONY!

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Still more PONY!

>>723328022
>atleast the shit i'm holding back is high definition.
wow that really helps me, thanks so much

>>723321398
they have orgasms so i bet you're completely right

>>723327108
I bet it tastes really good

Well this was avoid thread until this shit showed up, night everyone, see you next thread
>>723327982
>>723328022

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ALL THE PONY!

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...OF EVAR

>>723327636
When you go to the site go to the search bar -- it's like any other tube porn site. Enter zoophilia in the search bar or put this at the end of the URL /channels/76/zoophilia/page1.html

>>723328621
Thank you

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>>723328996
SO MUCH PONY!

https://www.gaybeast.com/movie/71873/white_mare_getting_fucked

>>723326589
>>723327636
>>723328621
there are no man/mare videos on that entire website, and the real URL is filtered here

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>>723328022
You got a dropbox or somewhere we could download from?

bumpin

>>723330401
Beautiful, more creamed mares.

>>723318224
>their cocks and pussies look better than the human counterparts
this times 9000

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deer are cute too

As someone who doesn't live on a farm, what's the best way to get access to a mare?

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>>723330994
Great stuff anon, Keep em coming.

>>723332230
moar

Isn't this illegal to own in most states?

No websites with mare porn?

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>>723333377
Not at all. Not any states, actually.

>>723333377
Nope. Only illegal to participate in.

>>723330934
That twitch the horse did when he came in it

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>>723333551
Its illegal in Oregon, they have a new law they passed.
>>723333410
check out videsoszoofilia or pornsocket

>>723333944
Oh, rip oregonians. My knowledge was outdated I guess.

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would you fug?

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WebM Guaranteed to turn you into a zoophile

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>>723331517
Giants rats on stilts, fuck deer.

Fuckers destroyed a field of saplings because they take a bite of every single one but don't eat them, because they're so fucked stupid they can't put it together that the identical plant two feet away isn't going to taste good either.