New celeb thread
Been edging for hours. Need a final pic to cum to
>>723317091
>>723317199
/ [a-z]+ [a-z]+\./
>>723317321
>80eb05d0ee0945058f3fe1
>>723317321
>/ [a-z]+ [a-z]+\./
>>723317321
>/ [a-z]+ [a-z]+\./
>HAY GUYZ THIS IS FOOLPROOF XDDD
>>723317091
Cum to this fat ass.
>>723317647
/ [a-z]+ [a-z]+\./i
>>723317169
can 2 anons taste the same foot?
>>723317847
I cannot imagine why you think that regex is effective your drooling fuckwit
>>723317930
>Perma
>virgin
>like the utter shitstains that post these threads
>>723317967
/ [a-z]+ [a-z]+\./i
>>723318100
>1a829a3ac8a646288dfe38e04
you're a fucking dumbass
>>723318100
>HURR DE DURR I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING
>>723318443
/^iu\.|^iu-\d+\./i
>>723318645
you clearly don't know regex. your filters are fucking useless
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a v-very beautiful w-woman and I-I'm v-very l-lucky I-I have her...
>>723319015
>>723318855
/^\d+[a-z]+ \d+[a-z]+\./i
>>723318855
>>723319100
>>723318637
>Being told we're fags by an anon who actually looks for gay porn and saves it on his computer
Where footpussy at?
>>723319100
>>723319015
I-I know I-I d-don't deserve h-her g-good s-sir... She's v-very b-beautiful and i-in her p-prime: I-I'm the envy o-of m-millions...
>>723319120
this doesn't match shit you window licking fucktard
>>723319216
>posts the same gay "celeb" shit every waking hour while talking about other gamma posters dicks
>not gay
pick one
https://www.rabb.it/r/tv46zc
>>723319339
on rabbit, duh
>>723319456
this. go fuck off to your pedo shithole and look at each others dicks you pathetic cunts
>>723319399
I-I guess n-not m-many m-men know wh-what it's l-like t-to have s-such a-a gorgeous w-woman... They d-don't know what i-it's l-like t-to be envied b-by m-millions o-of o-other m-men f-for p-possessing a-a world class beauty...
>>723319339
Mmm fuck those legs and get pls more
>>723319399
>>723319424
/\d+ [a-z]+\./i
>>723319538
/^\d+[a-z]+ \d+[a-z]+\./i
>>723319630
I-I gladly a-accept their h-hatred f-for i-it means I-I have h-her, the wonderful w-woman an o-ordinary m-man c-could only dream o-of having...
>>723319734
Maisie!
>>723319831
I don't get the stuttering thing
>>723319786
I-I can't t-tell you how wonderful it is t-to have her g-good s-sir... She l-looks g-good f-from every angle...
>>723319831
>>723317068
and no realizes that you can press hide post.
>>723319990
she does look hood indeed
that's it. I'm posting the most disgusting thing possible. good luck keeping down your dinner, faggots
>>723319980
Please f-forgive me g-good sir... I must be a-a l-little nervous b-because I-I know what I-I g-got and h-how valuable she i-is... And I-I know h-how this i-is received b-by other m-men w-who d-don't like it...
>>723319990
>>723320183
G is so sexy
>>723320322
don't care just keep the vic pics coming.
Mmmm!
>>723320378
She got dem boobies.
>>723320378
fuck anon cum off thsoe arms
>>723320492
Nice healthy ones. Not those horrible droopy ones you see on so many menopausal women.
>>723320582
She's posting sexy pics again!
>>723320492
cancer. g is cancer
Post some Elizabeth olsens
>>723320611
What size?
Tay <3
>>723320640
about fucking time!
>>723320692
I don't know. I have never been intimate with a girl. :(
>>723320843
C cup
>>723320659
No she's not.
>>723320843
What would you do if you had 30 seconds with her boobs?
Any Kylie Jenner pics?
>>723319898
Hnnng
>>723320851
Mmm peyton such a slut
>>723321156
She is
fat arse
>>723320917
go see her sjw laced twitter. true cancer.hey i didnt saw she was an uggo. bet het hairy pussys tight yo
>>723321266
I remember a time when she didn't care about politics and feminism.
>>723321186
God her feet and legs are amazing she's such a cum slut
Anyone interested in the time a guy blew me for my first time while looking at celebs
>>723320950
I would cuddle them.
>>723321427
Are you sure?
>>723321523
What do you mean?
>>723319905
implyging gore doesnt give 90% of be a hardon
Sooo... 30G breasts.
>>723321718
I'll rest my head there. She can stroke my hair and I'll listen to her soothing voice.
>>723321472
sure
>>723321814
Would you kiss or suck in them?
>>723320917
You gotta quit posting this not-G picture with the misleading filename.
>>723320378
>>723320611
>>723320843
>>723321405
>>723321523
>>723321814
triggered as fuck >>723320183
fuck off g hannelius guy
I have cucked myself into watching Roots because of her.
>>723321405
very good G times anon... shame cancer has killed such a cutie
>>723321867
suckle them while peening the shit outta her wet spot
>>723321918
>tfw she is so beautiful
>>723322068
>tfw you will never touch any female, never mind the troll looking shit-tooth spic that is g
>>723322145
She's looking good
>>723321935
The Hollywood jew ruined another. At least her looks are still great.
>>723321596
God yes just look at her mmm those feet
>>723322293
Mophie or no Mophie?
>>723322158
She doesn't have wonky tooth anymore.
>>723317169
There were 10 girls hotter than her in my high school.
>>723322306
gas the hw jews. g be joker hot
>>723322393
Em's back
>>723322239
>>723321472
>be me 18 years old virgin
>stroking my cock to celebs everyday
>post ad on Craigslist looking for head
>guy in his 50s answers ad
>texts me. Asks for a cock pic
>"small but that'll do"
>texts me location
>literally four five houses down
>says his fetish is for me to come over in basketball shorts
>I wear really thin basketball shorts no underwear.
>basically see my cock
>Precum leaking from edging early on
>scared as fuck because I've never had a bj before
>Never felt another hand or anything on my cock
>I start walking towards the house. With a half chub
>hundreds of celeb pics on my phone just in case
>sees the house
Continue?
>>723322436
yes she does. it's just covered up. it still smells like rotting flesh and shit though. left that shit to rot for years. disgusting
>>723322683
>people who post in these threads.html
you know what's truly sad about this story? it's that it's both completely made up and you consider it aspirational
>>723322691
says the faggot with a hard drive full of gay porn
>>723322826
>people who post in these threads
yeah, you
>>723322388
>>723322683
Yes.
>tfw so sexually deprived you have to resort to old men
>>723322683
yes.
>>723322829
hey! fucker, how you know?
>>723322908
>he think he knows who posts what
>>723322691
I'm sure it doesn't. You are not a dentist. She has probably spent thousand of dollars sorting out her minor tooth problem.
Post more of Elizabeth Olsen please
>>723322909
God I've been edging to her so much
>>723322951
because you're the failure who was spamming at 2 posts an hour earlier
>>723323063
her minor problem... CANCER
>>723323180
prove it
>>723323123
>>723323063
>She has probably spent thousand of dollars
kek. it only took her 16 years
> minor tooth problem.
> minor
ah ha ha. she looked like she'd being chewing rocks and now she's got a shtty plastic insert over her rotten snaggletooth
>>723323198
I'm beautiful hater.
>>723323360
Mmm
>>723323400
There's a thing called an implant you know.
>>723323446
you missed a few hairs
>>723323562
so I see
we haven't even approached her 3/4 hear forehead
>>723319399
NOT THIS FUCKING AUTISTIC, STUTTERING FAGGOT BULLSHIT AGAIN!
>>723322683
>get to the house
>knock on door
>cock pretty much very hard
>I just start rubbing it
>opens the door
>old man overweight Grey hair
>he says "come in"
>sees my cock hard already "wow someone can't wait"
>he tells me to sit on the couch
> I literally sit and we can both see the small tent in my shorts
>gets on his knees and lays his hands on my thighs
>starts rubbing it
>literally the first time another hand has gotten this close to my dick
>I'm diamonds now
>I ask if I can take my phone out
>look at pics of pic related
>at this point he takes my shorts off and starts stroking my cock
> he asks if need lube
Continue? I don't want to green tweet if no ones reading kek
>>723323492
>>723323654
HA!!!!
>>723323613
Shit
>>723323757
Fuck
>>723323744
sure
so would
>>723324009
>>723324313
Do you see that string of saliva?
>>723324057
G looks better now.
>>723323744
continue
>>723324566
Not him but fuck yes. That's my fetish
>>723324589
She looks AMAZING now!
>>723325328
JJ tongue?
>>723322163
sweet baby cheeses
https://www.rabb.it/r/tv46zc
>>723325560
I do have some but I'm looking for videos of hers to turn into WebMs.
>>723325729
it's the fag dick video collection agency
>>723325729
That is some sub-gamma shit. Some little girl putting on make up and these are the comments
>>723325844
>>723323744
>I say sure lets use lube
>he doesn't get up or anything I'm confused
>he says "well use every single drop of your Precum as lube"
>he starts stroking
>I'm literally shaking from feeling another hand on my cock for the first time
>he keeps stroking stopping in between to make sure I don't bust
>I look at my cock literally leaking Precum
>I don't know how he did it but even I haven't seen my cock leak this bad
>he starts stroking it
>I can hear the sound of my Precum being used as lube
> I look at pic related while strokes me
>I lol at my cock again literally glistening from the Precum
> he says "are you ready to feel my lips for the first time"
> I moan slightly "yes"
Continue?
>>723323360
I remember blowing my load to her when she was in Diary of a Wimpy Kid, when she was teaching Greg to play Tennis and then when she was in a bathing suit.
>>723326691
>looking at queen lizzie as this all happens
wew lad.
>>723326691
classic
>>723327008
Would you do the same?
>>723326057
what a nice little chat
>>723325844
G's belly <3
>>723327230
considering your story is a bunch of obviously made up, poorly written ("I'm literally shaking". "I look at my cock literally leaking". "I lol at my cock again literally glistening"), no.
>>723322032
Just what I was coming to the thread for.
>>723327089
>>723327554
too bad you cant post gifs, love the elmo shirt
>>723327230
maybe ;)
>>723327089
>>723327583
sauce??
>>723327815
Sommer Ray, literally the nicest lower body ever
>>723327891
whats her snapchat m8
>>723327891
thats it lol
>>723327891
Pornstar?
Jesus
>>723322451
No there weren't.
>>723319794
What the fuck are you doing?
>>723328370
nahh just some IG model wit a killer ass
her videos are better than her pics go on youtube and search her name shes literally the best jerk off, so fucking addicting
>>723321126
Wish she got posted more often
>>723326691
continuee
>>723319980
Just ignore it.
>>723328432
She claims to be a dancer but she either does the same boring moves or kinda looks like she doesn't know what she's doing when she does dance. Just saying. I still. Think she's cute as fuck
>>723329361
I totally get it Anon, I'm not a fan of her dancing either; she just makes for a good fap.
>>723329466
For sure.
>>723325844
Dream 3some.
>>723329558
Most of the good snaps have been deleted. So I guess I'm done trying to make more WebMs.
>>723329459
I'd hit it no regrets
>>723329726
;-; well I appreciate the effort you put in anon
anyone got pics of the blond girl with large tits from the tv show the 100?
I just went through this whole thread, and the only nude I saw were a bunch of gay faggots.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself /b/.
>>723329726
What exactly do you mean by "good snaps"?
>>723330066
The ones where she shows tongue, or gives us a look of her body.
>>723330166
I see. Thank you for responding so quickly.
She got such yummy soles
>>723330467
No problem Anon.
>>723320449
>>723320322
Please f-forgive m-me g-good s-sir; I get a little t-too enthusiastic over m-my m-mistress...
>>723330863
Seek help.
>>723330651
Hnnnggg... That's my fetish right there
>>723331083
Don't insult while posting Dove.
>>723331190
that cute mad face
>>723331259
>>723331120
>>723331083
Thank you g-good s-sir; m-my m-mistress h-has m-made m-me in a-a lifetime h-happibox... B-But t-to f-further enhance m-my well b-being, o-other helps are always appreciated...
>>723331440
Perfect wet JJ tongue.
>>723331294
ughh shes too cute
>>723331593
>>723331669
>>723331723
She always shows it of
>>723331566
havent seen you in a while. welcome back you weird motherfucker. I admire your dedication.
>>723331849
I've got no problem with it.
>>723331795
omg that nose scrunch
>>723319617
what-everrr you say, pantiboi
>>723332144
Neither have I
>>723331860
N-Nothing's changed g-good s-sir; I-I still p-possess my celeb m-mistress...
>>723331795
Damn she's so cute
>>723332179
So cute right?
>>723319980
>I d-don't g-get the st-st-stuttering thing
No, you don't.
>>723332349
She is indeed
what a shit thread
>>723332387
almost too much cuteness
New thread pl0x
>>723332295
i request your favorite few pics if you will be so kind
>>723332582
Just almost
>>723332584
Dis
>>723331723
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ekZTW2r4vb4
new thread
>>723333061
>>723333061
>>723333035
>>723333035
>>723333035
New thread
>>723324117
self-referentialism personified