Anyone on here that's hooked up with celebrity, quasi celebrity?

Pee wee herman

>>723312226

I danced with Deena from the Jersey Shore once. 2/10 would not recommend.

>>723312404
she looks like she smells

>>723312226
was fucking a blond newscaster here in Louisville for a few years on and off- she was divorced milf that needed some fun from time to time- really kept it hush hush, its a brutal industry she said

>>723312226
I once shook hands with Clint Eastwood back when he was mayor of Carmel. No homo, but it was the same hand I jerk off with. Indirectly that must count for something.

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>>723312681
i'll allow it

>>723312226
Blowed my load in Harrison Fords crapper on Thanksgiving.

>>723312855
Thanks, and props to your dubs

I a2m a stripper named jennifer once, that counts right?

fucked a stripper in Portland, she had done some porn years ago

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>>723313369

>>723313596
name? pics?

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Posted this story before, but I had sex with Gabriela Quintero, a Mexican guitarist and one half of Rodrigo y Gabriela. They were playing a gig in Dublin, she and I got to talking after the show, we took a cab back to my place.

Fucked Pat Benetar in a toilet stall in 81 or 82.

>>723313720
knew her as mindy, but she had one porn years ago under "jacqueline summers"

>>723313846
so how was she? she like anything special? shes actually pretty good looking so props

>>723313968
wait the one with the extra big fake tits?

>>723314096
no, tall skinny blonde, big forehead

>>723312641
Go on anon.. Live in Louisville and am curious who it is

>>723313846
Did her pussy smell like enchiladas?

>>723313846
They are actually good

>>723314017
She was a lot of fun, very energetic and enthusiastic. She liked being on top especially. I got her to talk dirty to me in Spanish. Still don't know if it was all bullshit, but it sounded hot as fuck.
>>723314376
I was worried it was going to smell like beer and sweat, but it was all right.

>>723312226
some dude on /b/ said he banged meg ryan. he was a younger dude , her driver when she was in town. have the post / greentext somewhere.

>>723314523
Really fucking good, especially live.

Fucked a chick who was a regular cast member of Deep Space 9.
This was the mid 90's before the show.

Kristen Wiig Lancaster PA 1990. Perfect hairy black bush. Had no idea she would be a "celeb."

>>723314318
dont want to ruin her life bro- she was fun bedroom entertainment, she thought it was best to keep it on the low, viewers might not like the fact she was fucking a blackman

>>723314673
hell yeah!

>>723314851
I thought it was pretty awesome too

>>723314823
details bro

Fucked a girl named Kristi yamaoka who got famous for some cheerleading shit.

>>723314678
who? details, man

I fingered a girl who was an assistant to a celebrity if that counts.

>>723314823
wait she lived in lancaster before?

I had sex with Ellie Goulding at uni, she was a dead fish and a whore

>>723314971

Not much to it. She was in the same class as this dude I knew. His Dad owned a potato chip company real wealthy. They were I think 3 years younger than me and went to this Country Day school in town. Met her at his house party that summer. Fucked on his parents' bed.

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>>723315415

A buddy and I tag teamed a chick who was semi-famous from being on The Bachelor

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Got a blowie from this chick back in high school. Terrible but at the time I didn't know any better. Years later see David Duchovny going down on her on that show Californication and then see her hangin out with Steven Tyler, kinda surreal.

Proof in a min

>>723316554
Nvm thought I had my yearbook on me

>>723316554
nice

>>723316554

Name?

>>723316683
so you didnt deliver, sounds about right

Andy Dick grabbed my breast one time.

>>723317191
big tits?

I did cocaine with Jessica Biel. She would bend over to snort a line and I would ogle her beautiful ass

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>>723316970
Well it wasn't like I was gonna deliver pics of the blowie, this was pre camera-phone days. Plus there's all sorts of nudes from films she's done all over the interwebs.

Google: Zita Vass Californication or Children of the Corn

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>>723312226
the most famous person I've fucked

>>723312226
I jerked of to donald duck once if that counts

>>723317760
is she seriously fucking Steven Tyler?
top kek

>>723317779

Not bad.

>>723318012
I have no idea

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>>723312226
Ethan Klein let me fuck him up his hairy jew asshole. I found him wanting to be plugged as well as cucked on craigslist m for m

>>723318489
2/10

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>>723318564

>>723314847
I wouldn't

>>723314247
>big forehead

you lost me

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was watching "raising hope" and in the opening recognized the one on the left. me and few buddies had fucked her, we was all like damn!

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>>723318980

>>723312585
That has to be better than smelling like she looks.

>>723318907
was some good times, always made me smile when i would see her on tv, and thinking, yeah had that, and when she coming back

>>723319183
no.

My girlfriend was Steve Allen's executive assistant.

Someone post the producer anon screencaps

>>723319694
Did you fuck him?

google "I had sex with a celebrity" lol reddit.

>>723317779
That's a meaty snatch

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>>723312226

Hila from Ethan and Hila.

Hooked up with her in Israel before she met Ethan.

Pre Lindsay Lohan huge celebrity status
, I was at a party at a buddy's house in lindenhurst, she was there we all got drunk, her and I made out and she grinded on me never got a number or anything after that, two years later saw mean girls. Said huh I made out with her lol