A chad at school said he would "execute a perfect backhanded

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>>723309878
> not taking advantage of your 2nd amendment rights

>>723311222
This. Buy a gun, he'll run for his life

Wear a black trench coat
get a can of bush's baked beans
see chad in hallway
Hurl said can of beans right into his chest

No more issues with chad

>>723309878
Ahhh, a good choice. He must have read the Kama Sutra.

A backhanded chokeslam involve the submissive partner to stick their left foot into their own anus while the other penetrates the mouth. This creates a intimate bond of trust between the partners.

>>723309878
it means he's probably failing english class

I'm trying to imagine how one would execute a 'back-handed choke slam'. I imagine it starts off with a solid backhanded slap to your victim's throat. then what? do his fingers break and bend themselves backward to grip the victim's windpipe?? then you have to think of what kind of leverage such a grip offers. could you even lift a person's weight in this situation??

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>>723309878
He's going to backhand slap you then going to grab you by the neck and slam you to the ground.

If you're in a school where you still have to worry about threats like that, you're too young for /b/

>>723309878
why did this man threaten you

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During the next time you see him, stab a pencil in his gut and snap off the pencil and watch him squirm.

Play the victim of bully card. Build sympathy, go free.

If you don't have any repercussions then no one fuck with you after that.

If you fail get ready for jail

>>723311982
i'm known as the ugly autistic kid with a dota fetish.

does that answer your question?

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>>723309878
>IT WON'T HAPPEN
Number one a backhanded choke slam isn't possible and that simple logic fail tells us he's an idiot.
Literally don't do anything to this kid just keep being smarter than him (I assume you are) and increase that distance between you. He will try and close this gap but will blame you for it. Don't buy that.
He's basically feeding you some action movie line like he's the incredible hulk when really, he won't do jack daniels to you.
Fortunately life treats these guys extra well. He's the guy still hanging on to high school glories like that "one big game" before they blew their knee and that's why life went to shit.
But you and me and they know why it really went to shit. It was never anything significant.