No one on tinder is replying give me some good opening lines.

HEY BITCH DO YOU LIKE NARUTO

Allcaps.

>>723297600
wanna hear some cringe shit that girls, for some reason, respond to?
>very cringy but
>profit

>>723297600
Greetings traveler

File: IMG_9623.jpg (75KB, 640x667px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 640x667px

>>723297953
Sure why not

>>723297600
Sup boopy

Myabe if you put some effort into your messages better than just "Hi"

File: 1486871317721.gif (1MB, 478x360px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 478x360px

>>723297600
Make them talk about themselves, women love doing that. And don't say beautiful cause it's cliche and all she hears. "What's your passion, gorgeous?"

File: IMG_9728.png (62KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 640x1136px

Got one give me good stuff guys no trolly shit

>>723298106
Well it's a line from step brothers

Marry fuck or kill... Bieber, Ashton Kutcher, and myself, gotta choose one for each.

Yeah it works, if she says anything but fuck you, abort

Only 42 matches? Must be ugly

>>723298518
MY MOMMY SAYS I'M A HANDSOME BOY

Allcaps.

File: IMG_9730.png (87KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 640x1136px

>>723298502
>What's your passion, gorgeous?
Nigga you're lit

>>723298518
you like beer?
its proven scinctific to be the best reply to open with on tinder

>>723298704
ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>723298769
Lol what should I say about trump?

>>723298704

>Are you a fellow Trumpian?

>>723298700
Keked for some reason, but seriously op, give this one a go, atleast it's comedic. You'll stand out for suuure.

>>723298704
inb4 she takes gender studies and is a womans rights activist

>>723298627
It's a new tinder dip shit

You are a retard. Women on tinder get like 20 messages a day, if you just write "Hey" she is just gonna write with Chad who is a bit more entertaining.

Here is what you do:
If she has a vacation photo ask her where she went. If she has a dog photo ask her what breed, if she has a anything of value in her bio ask her about that.

Bitches love talking about themselves but you have to make them talk. Once you get going you establish some inside jokes that you bring up once in a while and after a few days of casual conversation ask if she wants to meet up.

>>723298999
checked

>>723299034

>tinder virgin
>probably virgin virgin

marry me

File: 1462400507001.gif (77KB, 340x340px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 340x340px

Question:

Do I have to have a normiebook account for Tinder or not?

File: IMG_9731.png (591KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

591KB, 640x1136px

>>723298999
Fucking checked
>her profile

>>723298704
"but why"

>>723298704
Do you #FeelTheBern?

>>723299210

Is the last word missing,"cock"?

>>723299200
checked

>>723299200
winrar

>>723298769
fucking kek

>>723298704
Ask her if she likes the potus. Tell her the first letter means penis

"I haven't had sex in really long time." works for me

>>723299210
>she hates Pepe

File: IMG_9732.png (101KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 640x1136px

>>723299200

>>723299595
kek

I matched with a girl last week.

I had a pretty good opener a we had a back and forth for a bit (we talked about horror movies)

Then she said I live life on the edge and I froze up and didn't know what to respond. I waited about an hour and basically said no not really.

Is there anyway to salvage this and get another conversation going?

File: lMEa58i.png (90KB, 318x235px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 318x235px

>>723299595

Roses are red.
So are your lips
You should sit on my face
And wiggle your hips

>>723299754
fag

im gay

roll for quints

>>723299961
Nah

>>723299867
What?

>>723299713
Post sc

>>723297600
I'd pretty much destroy your insides for 5 hours.

File: you-have-failed-this-city-22.png (357KB, 600x700px) Image search: [Google]

357KB, 600x700px

>>723300009
>>723299961

>>723297600
my dick just died can i bury it in your ass

give me a naked pic of yours

>>723300117
kek

>>723299595

she reply?

>>723300173
rolling 4this

what do you say when you see a TV floating in the night?

Drop it nigger

>>723299713

text her about something you did that was really living on the edge for you but make it a joke like eating a vegan cheese or something i dont know your life

>>723300397
Dont do this...you've fucked up by freezing up like a sissi fag...start a new convo about something else

File: IMG_9735.png (122KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 640x1136px

I think this one is in the bag bois

You wanna know what the dumbest creature on this fucking planet is? Moths. Let me tell you how fucking dumb these idiots are. They are nocturnal meaning they only come out at night but when they do they are attracted to light. Let that sink in. They come out in the dark... and then obsess over light. You fucking morons, haven't you heard of this thing called the sun? God I hate those stupid motherfuckers.

File: image.png (119KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 640x1136px

Use darth plagueis the wise, works always for me, also you can then use one of those flirty star war gifs

>>723300614
just say

>no, fuck me

job done

>>723300679
Wow sounds pretty good if you match with fucking autistic girls

What begins with n and ends with r?

>>723297600
Hitler dindu nuffin.

>>723300679

Solid gold keks

File: woahh.jpg (27KB, 410x546px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 410x546px

>>723300696
This so hard. If she sees your body and takes offence instead of being flirty then you gotta bail bruv.

File: 1486975014920.jpg (10KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 225x225px

>>723299595

cmon OP 6 minutes and counting. Don't tell me you're UNironically pursuing this now

File: IMG_1588.png (123KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 640x1136px

>>723299713
>>723300023
>>723300397

File: IMG_1589(1).png (94KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 640x1136px

>>723301231

This thread is cringe af

>>723301275
Ask her What's her passion?

File: 1334324824_Raf-Simon.jpg (680KB, 3500x2018px) Image search: [Google]

680KB, 3500x2018px

>>723301231
>>723301275
You had it until the spaghetti. Move on.

Hey there, how's it going?

Works fine for me

File: IMG_9736.png (126KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 640x1136px

Seal the deal guys

>>723298518
Hey Alexis, are your from Texas?

>>723297600
lol matching with niggers

Do you live in portland, OP?

I do and I only get matches from cringey liberal chicks like this. It's fucking horrible.

>>723302251
Jk right wing rocks, fuck feminism and Mexicans

>>723302251

Wanna smoke some dope?

>>723297600
>>723298518
Group shots for your personal ad on tinder? That's fucked up

>>723302584
I don't smoke weed I'm not a nigger

>>723302251
Would you fuck me with a strapon?

I'm kinda into these kind of things.

File: 1487370077443.jpg (100KB, 554x587px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 554x587px

>>723302251
I wanna make your fish flaps foamy.

>>723300614
She's not into politics, she's a social justice warrior, which really is on the opposite end of the scale

>>723302716
But you are pretending to be an Antifa, and they do.

File: IMG_9737.png (121KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 640x1136px

Lol she brought up dicks

>>723303090
unlike me as you can tell ;)
[send dickpic after that]

>>723303090
At least I don't have that problem.
Then send some dick, don't be a pussy.

>>723303090
Bang her and afterward whisper in her ear

"...MAGA" and walk out of her life

>>723303180
>>723303212
Hivemind

File: make rape legal again.png (244KB, 540x517px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 540x517px

>>723303090
send her this

>>723303090
>funny ... im the complete opposite.

>>723300679
well shit. that went downhill fast.

>>723303180
OP do this, don't be a pussy, if she gets triggered then bail

>>723303180
You can't send pictures

>>723303090
> I thought size doesn't matter to girls lol
>Think mine is big enough
[dick pick]

>>723303090
What does this green heart symbol mean?

>>723303480
he "liked" her message

>>723303090
>You: You probably like big dicks don't you? ;)
>Her: "Yeah :)"
>You: Oh. Sorry for wasting your time.
>End communication

>that's ok, it was perfect size for ivanka when she was 5

>>723303522
Dubs speaks the truth

File: 14727667_548201805370544_4882456042555834368_n.jpg (84KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 1080x1080px

>>723298999
>>723299210
TRIPS AND IT'S TRUE

TELL ME THE MAGIC ISN'T REAL
TELL ME

>>723303588
Dubs also speaks the truth

>>723303588
but not something original

>>723303519
Oh ok. I don't see the purpose of this feature, but thank you for the information though.

>>723303522
>>723303588
Checked

>>723303622
Holy shit we just got a string of 3 dubs kek

do you like whales?
do you wanna humpback at my place?

>>723303622
Could've at least given a replacement like dubs decides the truth 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>723303855
Winrar

>>723303855
Kek

>>723303855
WOOT DO IT OP

>>723303855
i don't care if you play this off, OP you have to deliver this, copy paste

>>723303090
you obviously haven't seen my penis yet

>>723299204
Yes i think so.

A friend of mine i tried to make us tinderaccouts once, but i don't have a facebook so i never did it.

My friend made his accout but never got a date. He barely even got replies, kek.

But it was a few years ago, so maybe they changed it.

File: IMG_3592.png (502KB, 640x324px) Image search: [Google]

502KB, 640x324px

>>723303855
Deliver Op

op is kill

>>723303855
>>723303522
hurry up and deliver one of these you fat cunt OP

>>723303855
kek'd

File: IMG_3589.png (605KB, 563x440px) Image search: [Google]

605KB, 563x440px

>>723303855
HURRY FAGGOT

File: 1483841309005.jpg (90KB, 551x600px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 551x600px

>>723303757

File: https%3A%2F%2F68%2Emedia%2Etumblr%2Ecom%2Ftumblr_m79i49Lvkg1qagutco5_250%2Egif_encoded.gif (958KB, 245x209px) Image search: [Google]

958KB, 245x209px

>>723303855
It shouldn't take this long OP...

File: Screenshot_20170222-201728.png (142KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 1440x2560px

I just do this

>>723305162
Say I'm gonna rape you

File: 1316067677854.jpg (111KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 400x300px

>>723297600
>>723298518
>>723298704
>>723299595
>>723300614
>>723302251
>>723303090
this dude

>>723305162
clever

"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I'm here for you, so reply maybe."

>>723305162
LOL JK. ISLAM IS A SCOURGE, NUKE MEXIRATS. WHITES ARE INHERELTY BETTER. DOD EXISTAMERIca sHOULd BE CHRISTTIANTRUMP ALL THE WAAY> GO BACK TO FUCKING TYRONE. HEIL HITLER
YOU KNOW THE HOLOCELOST NEVER HAPPENED. YOU ARE CURREHTLY ON THE HAT FORUM KOW AS REDDIT. SAY HI LOLOLOOLOOLOOL.

File: Screenshot_20170222-202038.png (279KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 1440x2560px

>>723305256
Just open with some dumb shit, if you're good looking and they're chill they're gonna response

>>723305462
4595827098

>>723305462
juzenjaiunheranzehaknyi

>>723305462
this is fucking stupid. kill yourself
OP

>>723305462
give me tendies mummie

>>723305693
>stupid
>amused replies

what are you more? blind or retarded?

Hey girl if you were a Pokemon you would be a Pikachu, why because you are electrifying... please talk to me I am desperate.

>>723305512
>>723305558
>>723305746
I'm not asking for suggestions I'm just showing the dumb shit I've used, I'm also not op

>>723305462
yeah sure, just thought it was pretty clever

also filters out the boring ones

>>723305693
I'm not op. If you are op however, I'm getting more replies than you so who's the stupid one then?

>>723305923
Exactly, if they get all offended or don't reply it just saves me time

>>723305953
not the guy, but it seems like it doesn't go any further than just some silly replies

>>723297600
>tinder
Fuck off, another waste of space of a thread.

>>723306069
Tinders slow af with replies, been talking to some chicks for months and some days takes to reply. Some are immediate

>>723306265
You think if hundreds of women were throwing themselves at you every day you would treat them all fairly and give them all prompt responses?

>>723297600
also delete chelsea straight away bro

>>723306852
That's pretty much what I meant

>>723305953
you. kill yourself fucking stupid

>>723307040
Someone's clearly not getting any

>>723307164
im not op dipshit. you fucking stupid. kill yourself

>>723307256
Shhhhhh it's okay no need to cry

File: IMG_9633.jpg (23KB, 325x365px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 325x365px

Op here this thread got derailed

>>723307367
Using the word "cuck" makes you sound like a boorish half-wit.Fuck me for being naïve enough to assume that those shitbags would get what they deserve. Instead they'll continue to have free reign to gloat about how great they are and dismiss anyone who actually has a conscience as a cuck/shill/SJW/(((globalist))). As a Texan and the only Democrat in my family, Reddit used to be my safe haven where I could interact with people who actually share my views, but it looks like those days are coming to an end.
fucking stupid killyourselver

>>723307590
I don't.... I don't understand

>>723307578

step one: be attractive

>>723308382
yeah you fucking stupid. killyourrself

>>723307590
Watch out guys, he's using umlauts.

>>723308493
"BLM isn't making anything better, they're just making non-racists hate black people."
-some whiteboy on the front page, probably
shit got heated af Seriously... for people who are usually so against the "police state"... this is the exact sort of thing that is their wet dream... yet there is, at the very least, silence on the subject, if not disdain for the idea that the Black Lives Matter movement is legitimate.

>>723308423
>>723308642
Shiiiit u might be right

>>723308698
Jesus fucking Christ, just look at the comments here, tell you what people. There is a big agenda on the cards here. Just look at all these fucks that hate Sweden due to their alternative facts!

>>723308865
I see what you mean

>>723309008
>>723309008
They censor anything dealing with the subject in Sweden. Excuse me while I dont believe what a representative of that country says

>>723309066
Shiiiit really

Ask what she's going as for halloween. That's my opening. Works 9/10 times, especially when it's not anywhere near halloween

how do I text girls