SUICIDE ENCOURAGEMENT I need your help /b/. From the beginning

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>>723293459

ah nero

just do it ...

>>723293592
This is somewhat encouraging. The fact that a human would devote time and effort to illustrating a female with a bulge in her pants, while the world is full of solvable problems increasing the misery and suffering of many blameless individuals. Born into a world of pain, never even given the option of whether or not they would like to be. Thrown into the random and meaningless existence, preyed upon by conscious-less manipulators of innocence.

>>723293459
Just start BASE jumping and wait for it to kill you. Way cooler

>>723293459
Step 1: Buy gun
Step 2: Choose your shooting range ( i usually think of westboro baptist church
Step3: Get a high score

Even if you don't kill yourself, and end up in prison. You will know the love and adoration like no other. All of those families with soldiers that had to watch as those fuckers showed up to their funeral.

If you are going down, why not leave something good behind? And that church being left empty is a good thing. Shit, the cops would probably pretend they never saw you kek.

>>723293459
isnt that illegal?

>>723293733
Finally, when his companions unanimously insisted on his trying to escape from the miserable fate threatening him, he ordered them to dig a grave at once, and then collect any pieces of marble that they could find and fetch wood and water for the disposal of the corps. As they bustled about obediently he muttered through his tears: "Dead! And so great an artist!"

A runner brought him a letter from Phaon. Nero tore it from the man's hands and read that, having been declared a public enemy by the Senate, he would be punished in 'ancient style' when arrested. He asked what 'ancient style' meant, and learned that the executioners stripped their victim naked, thrust his head into a wooden fork, and then flogged him to death with sticks. In terror he snatched up the two daggers which he brought along and tried their points; but threw them down again, protesting that the final hour had not yet come.

>>723294068
Then he begged Sporus to weep and mourn for him, but also begged one of the other three to set him an example by committing suicide first. He kept moaning about his cowardice, and muttering: 'How ugly and vulgar my life has become!' And then in Greek: 'This certainly is no credit to Nero, no credit at all,' and: 'Come pull yourself together, man!' By this time a troop of cavalry who had orders to take him alive were coming up the road. Nero gasped: 'Hark to the sound I hear! It is hooves of galloping horses.' Then, with the help of his scribe, Epaphroditos, he stabbed himself in the throat and was already half dead when a cavalry officer entered, pretending to have rushed to his rescue, and staunched the wound with his cloak. Nero muttered: 'Too late! But, ah, what fidelity!' He died, with his eyes glazed and bulging from their sockets, a sight which horrified everybody present. He had made his companions promise, whatever happened, not to let his head be cut off, but to have him buried all in one piece. Galba's freedman Icelus, who had been imprisoned when the first news came of the revolt and was now at liberty again, granted this indulgence.

They laid Nero on his pyre, dressed in gold-embroidered white robes which he had worn on 1 January. The funeral cost 2,000 gold pieces. Ecloge and Alexandria, his old nurses, helped Acte, his mistress, to carry the remains to the Pincian Hill, which can be seen form the Campus Martius.

>>723293892
>female with a bulge in her pants
>female

>>723293968
I live in a blue state and have a criminal record. No access to firearms.

Do it faggot

life isn't bad IF you find your passion in life


you have yet discover your passion


once you do it will fix everything for you


yes it's a cliche, but cliche's exist for a reason

>>723294313
I know my passion. I would like to pursue, but I have too many legal problems. They're going to take away my license and then throw me in jail.

>>723293459

The mindfuck that suicide is completely selfish and ruins the lives of everyone around you. Get your shit together, go see a doc. ITT depressed poster married to a once suicidal wife. shit will get better.

>>723294403
That's a lie. My existence ruins the lives of everyone around me. Therefore suicide, while painful for them, is the more moral choice.

>>723294368
problems are momentary. persuits are lifelong. losing your license and going to jail isn't the end of the world and shouldn't be the end of your life.

>>723293459
>i want to make my family feel better
>ill kill myself
That's some solid logic right there

>>723294574
You're not helping me commit suicide by doing this. Please read the OP again. I'm not interested in being helped NOT to commit suicide.
The problem is that I'm not going through with it, not that I am going through with it.

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>>723293459
It's your life OP. You don't owe anyone anything. Just as you're thinking of suicide, you should consider leaving and starting a new life instead.

>I am a weak-willed pussy.
You are. So was I, but that changed. How? It takes time and change in your life.

> absolutely useless piece of garbage. Every moment of my existence only leads to increased problems for myself and those around me
Like I said, even if this is true; change is always possible. If you're not happy with something change it. It takes time and effort, but it's possible.

Email me at spingpoplop@gmail com if you ever want advice or if you want to talk. Fuck all these "edgy" 12 year olds telling you to an hero. They're pathetic beta's.

>>723294633
If I kill myself then no one will have to worry about me ever again and I won't ever make any more mistakes hurting others.

>>723294724
You're not helping me commit suicide by doing this.
I've already worked out the logic. My genetics and existence should be removed from Earth for the benefit of, not only my family, but the entirety of humankind.

>>723293459
If you think you're a burden to others, become a neet. Does it sound better to be dead for eternity or to never interact with anyone and play vidja all day. Make your choice

>>723293459
All these niggers trying to help, newfags ehhh

Livestream that shit nigger, u can be an an hero, just like justin from 2 months ago xdxd

visit pornhub, it will give u a meaning of life

Helping you to commit suicide is just like helping you to not commit suicide, i think that you will ruin the life of every one around you for ever...

>>723294895
They'll still put me in jail. I don't want to go to jail. I must kill myself. I just tried hanging myself but the object I had wrapped my belt around broke.
I had coal and grills in my car, but my mechanic stole them from me.
I might try to drive a knife through my heart later, but I'm afraid of missing.

>>723294978
>nigger
>newfag
>an hero
The newfaggiest new fag of them all

>>723295070
Why would you go to jail? What did you do?

>>723294763
Stop making mistakes that hurt others and yourself. Stop overthinking it. Kill yourself now or live the life you would like to if you dont.

>>723295210
I had weed in my car, while on probation. This is like my 4th offense. On top of that this kid hacked my friends account and pretended to be my friend offering me xanax (i was complaining I could not sleep because of the charges). So I went to meet him and then he tried to rob me, but I screamed and left and then the police came and arrested me again. So the state wants to lock me away in jail for a long time because I am the worst human being alive, I wish they would just kill me instead.

>>723295025
Kek

>>723295301
It's hard. I always make mistakes I can't help it. I'm too stupid thats the problem. I tried, I tried going back to school but the court will never leave me alone and people always trick me into getting into more trouble. I'm just too stupid to be alive in this world and I'm too trusting. Everyone is too evil and I'm too stupid. I don't want to be around them anymore.

>>723294978
I would livestream it if you want. How should I do it?

>>723294873
Thats not logic you moron. Proves your point though. So you're not a moron. Ah ha disproves your point you moron

>>723294666
I read the OP. im stating from personal experience not to. you want people to find out that you let some beta online encourage you to anhero?

ITT you ditch your ID/social and start a new life in another country and become a /b/adass

>>723295529
Thorned dildo to Ass then bleed out lol.

>>723293459
Stop being a fucking moron. >itll be bettuh for muh parents
No it wont. Could you imagine if you had a kid with multiple offenses with the police, you're already stressed out, and then he commits suicide? It would destroy them. It would destroy their reputation. Their lives would be terrible. Shut the fuck up and deal with your problems. Move on. Life moves on.

>>723295548
I am a moron. If I wasn't a moron I wouldn't be in the situation I am in. I'm always being fucked over by everyone I meet and I never stop trusting people. I'm scared everyday I go outside that someone else will screw me over.

>>723295581
I don't know how to do any of that.

This always help me feel like killing myself if anyone has more footage like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk8s1ETyV7w

>>723295724
Did you ignore my entire comment so you could play victim again? Read the part about your parents

>>723295644
That doesn't sound like an effective method. I don't think you're being serious at all.

>>723295699
You're just like everyone else. No one will admit the system is designed to ruin peoples lives. I hope you get cancer.

>>723295485
But you seem so cheerful. I dont understand why bad things happen to such a good person with a positive relationship with the world around him.

>>723295857
System? The life system? What the fuck are you on?

>>723293459
Anon. listen to me. you need to kill yourself. Your life is shit. you wife left you a virgin and you smoke crack. its time to end it my child

>>723295875
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic but none of you are encouraging me to commit suicide.
>>723295812
I'm not the victim. The world is a victim of my existence. Therefore I should remove myself from existence. Everyday is another nightmare. I hate this world and I hate all of the fake people inside of it. All liars, frauds, manipulators, and abusers. I hope this whole world falls into hell and everyone alive is tormented forever.

>>723296118
How should I do it?

>>723294873
>You're not helping me commit suicide by doing this.
Run down the street after midnight. Once a pussy always a pussy.

Fuck you OP
Really... Grow and be a man you beta cunt

>>723296044
The legal, political, corporate, and military system.

>>723295724
Actually you do sound like a moron. Cant even kill yourself and 100's of people do it everyday. Even edgy teens and jilted lovers can manage it. Best of misery with the rest of your long long long LONG life

dont a few of my uncles on my fathers side used to sell me off to get fucked by dogs for enjoyment of the videos and shit, while i cant seem to get to these mother fuckers the way i want this is the best i can, and i nkow 4chan is just gonna rat me out so ya one day iw as able to learn how to get blades past metal detectors thanx to some gang members in la who was talking on AOL chat when tha twa sa thing and i passed the info on into the arab chat rooms,

>>723296163
I'm pointing out how your constant shitty attitude might have something to do with your shitty "mistakes". Not the other way around you moron

>>723296163
This is bait, it has to be. READ THE PART ABOUT YOUR PARENTS. YOUR SUICIDE WOULDN'T SAVE THEM FROM PAIN. IT WOULD CAUSE MUCH MORE. IMAGINE YOU HAD A FUCKUP CHILD. AND THEN HE KILLED HIMSELF. YOU DON'T MOVE ON FROM SHIT LIKE THAT. THEY'RE GOING TO CONSIDER THEMSELVES THE BIGGEST FAILURES.
>but dey already do
YOU COULD HAVE MURDERED SOMEBODY ELSE AND THAT WOULD PAIL IN COMPARISON TO THE SUICIDE OF THEIR CHILD. ANY FAMILY MEMBER YOU HAVE WILL KNOW ABOUT THIS. THEY'LL CONSIDER YOUR FAMILY THE DYSFUNCTIONAL ONE(which it will be) AND EVERY FAMILY GATHERING IS GOING TO BE AWKWARD AS HELL.

>>723296224
This doesn't sound effective either. I don't want to end up in a mental hospital, that's just another jail.
There is no freedom left on this Earth. The only freedom left is in death.

>>723296291
That's not fair. They have more motivation. I'm approaching this without emotion, just as the right thing to do in this stage of my wasted life. That's why I need the motivation (via emotion produced by external stimuli) to commit suicide.

>>723293459
If you really wanted to kill yourself, you would have done it a while ago. What you are now looking for is hope.

>>723296274
I don't think you read my comment about it. I told him to abuse the system

>>723296274
World never changed, people face the same shit from beginning of time, you are an insult for everyone who fighted this shit without giving up,
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
If you want to pay for everythink you've done, live and suffer like everyone else.

>>723296580
Thank God somebody said it

>>723296672
All I've done is smoke and sell weed.
>>723296466
That may be so, but even when I am in a good mood and have a positive attitude I still get shit on.
>>723296521
That's still better than having me around.
>>723296580
Probably, but it's never too late right?
>>723296672
There's no way to fight. No one else is fighting. No one even realizes anything is wrong. It's all so fucked and everyone is so blind.

>>723294184
Okay shit, you are pretty down at the moment. Can't you get a gun in a vending machine in virgina kek.

Well its too bad. Honestly, i have an idea for when i move to the states. I have always been driven towards self employement. Have a few ideas for business but i need employees and my demographic? You guessed it. Suicidal and homeless people.

Who better to employ than those who have nothing to lose and everything to gain and i know exactly how to make them hungry for more. Stick around. Send me your email address and a few months from now, i'll have you laughing at how you were going to kick the bucket.

Fuck that mate. I spent my entire life being kicked to the ground. I realized why recently. And i'm gonna remind them that they should have kicked a lot fucking harder.

>>723296526
A broken heart that'll mean nothing in a few months, a teen with 3rd world problems not started high school yet. What motivation do they have you haven't had since age 9. You don't lack emotional motivation. You're hung up in an emotional spiral of poor poor me negativity. Just fucking stop asking for motivation for something you'll reason away tomorrow or next month or year or decade or DECADES from now. Grow a pair. Both balls and eyes

HOPE
Hope is such a lie. Hope is fool's gold. Hope is what keeps the sheep lining up for slaughter by the wolves. There is no hope, a lie designed by the wolves to prevent mass suicide.
Suicide is the real escape from this TRAP called life. Suicide is the only solution. That is why it is so difficult to achieve.

>>723296915
No actually, it doesn't. Have your parents ever said anything along the lines of "we would be happier if you were dead"? If they did then it would make sense

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>>723293459
>implying this isn't bait
>implying op could be convinced by random Internet strangers to kill hisself
>implying open could be dissuaded from killing hisself by Internet strangers
>implying none of you has anything more productive to do than get trolled online

>>723293459
Before you kill yourself at least do something big.

Go to locall synagogue and shoot up Jews then you will go to heaven.

>>723297214
Honestly I really don't

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>>723297262
this tbh

>>723296915
You are in a positive mood. I'm not talking about a mood, that isn't changing anything. Its your attitude, approach, making positive steps in the right direction toward achieving something within yourself. Pride in overcoming each hurdle, staying up if you dont clear one. Overall beating the shithead in you're mind telling you to fail since he knows it'll happen anyway. Tell smeagol to fuck off with his precious. You gonna find your own

>>723296968
[email protected]
Here you go. Hopefully I'll be dead by then (or alive and not rotting in jail getting fucked by niggers).
>>723297044
Ignoring you.
>>723297095
No, but they're too stupid to realize it.
>>723297262
I don't want to hurt anyone, I just want to die.

>>723296526
>There is no freedom left on this Earth. The only freedom left is in death.

That's where you are right and wrong. In life you are completely free. We just tie ourselves with obligations and expectations.

No one's stopping you from going and sleeping in a field for the rest of your life. As long as you can feed and shelter yourself you can do that until you die. That is your choice.

On your second point, death isn't freedom because the notion of freedom can only be explained through life. Death is nothingness, some would say its the ultimate peace. I believe this but one thing you are forgetting is no one has come back from death so it is a finality that shouldn't be carelessly persued.

You will die one day and have you peace, that is certain, but just maybe you can find something worth living for until then.

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>>723294724
This is a really pretentious and shitty meme response to suicide.

You want him to become a traveling bum and eventually die of either exposure or drug overdose or something?

You know you need money to move anywhere meaningful, right?

>>723293459

OP, this life is only meant for those who are born rich. I can understand where you're coming from. When I tried to kill myself, I used a surge protector in the bathtub but I guess it didn't work because I'm still here. I remember dying, then waking back up in my bed without even being wet. Weird but here I am.

There is not much advice I can give other than, if you choose suicide, make sure it's fool proof and there's no turning back. Avoid things like getting hit by a car or drug overdose, as those can leave you maimed for years.

If you suicide, do electricity in the bathtub, or jump from a very high GURANTEED fall to kill you. Or a shotgun to the temple.


May I ask what is bothering you exactly? I had the same life you had. I've been suicidal since around 5 years old. The only thing that changed it was money but I understand not everyone gets lucky with money like I did when I started my business.

>>723295724
When i was a child i was in the newspaper for my mathematical abilities. I had the reading comprehension of an eighteen year old when i was eight. Got on the honour roll without ever breaking a sweat.

Meanwhile, i was approached my two seperate gangs. My sister's was the third. Full of much older teenagers that tormented me on a daily basis at times. They all circled me and tittie twistered me till i was turning blue. My mom flipped.

I was group mollested. Bullied throughout highschool for being overweight, food was my source for comfort as my parents were too busy getting drunk or fighting or doing both.

I had a girl trick me into getting close to trap my best friend into pregnancy, who i lost due to it.
Then i meet a mentor. A man to be the father i never had and the older brother i always wanted.

Lose him. Lost my mind. Had a pshycotic break. First person who looked out for me. Ended up crippling myself. Both came back. Both left. Then someone else came into my life claiming he loved me. Screwed a shit load of people and spread shit about me while i was still limping. I still am by the way.

Pain serves a purpose like everything else. If you are still here after everything, then there is a reason. Don't give up. Adapt and evolve. Fuck all of those people. You can't have your trust broken if you don't give it out. You can't be jealous if you aren't possesive. Fuck picking other people over yourself. You are going to die regardless if its at your own hand or by someone else's. You let everyone else take everything else. Why not your life?

Do everything you want until someone does. Xoxo.

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>>723293459
You probably need money

>>723297453
Ignoring what you know to be true. Get over the poor me crap. Seriously, I know its hard to do and takes time, patience and will. I speak from experience. Its also very simple. Get over yourself

>>723293459
do it

>>723297477
>May I ask what is bothering you exactly? I had the same life you had. I've been suicidal since around 5 years old.

Do yourself a favor. Go back in time, to around when you were 5 and encourage yourself more. Fucking kill yourself maggot.

>>723297475
You're a retard. There is no freedom on Earth. You can't do anything without money and the police will never leave people alone. They are vultures picking at my dead carcass.
>>723297477
Thanks man, that sounds like it'll work. Can I use just a toaster? Should I throw some salt in the water to increase conductivity?
>>723297539
Adapt and evolve to be fucked over again? I can't be on the same Earth as these people anymore. No one is fighting against them. Enough is enough.
>>723297794
This isn't about me. It's about no more me.

>>723297477
>You know you need money to move anywhere meaningful, right?

You most likely lead a boring ass life. I traveled the world with barely any money, meeting people and working in local farms. Trust me, I've never been happier. People that tell you you can't travel because of money, want to stay at fancy hotels and don't know how to get around or make friends.

>>>reddit.com

>>723298032
>>>/trash/

I use to smoke, take pills, ketamin, cocain, mdma, ecstasy, and other stuff.
Long time ago i was like you, the only think that stopped me was imagine my parents crying about my suicide.
My father and my mother have tried suicide but they failed.
Now i'm ok with life, i accepted the evil of the world and learned that you have to take you happiness. Life get's better if you accept death and try to live without fear because the worse thing that can happen is die, everything else can't hurt so much

Just get it over with, you seem melodramatic so hang yourself because that's a melodramatic way to kick it. Rip.

>>723298105
>>>/reddit.com/

So does the toaster thing work? I'm reading online that it may not work. I need it to work. I'm not trying to get kidnapped and taken hostage by a hospital.

>>723298204
>>>/reddit/

>>>/l/

>>723297851
Fuck off retard. It's morons like you who think saying "durrr pick urself up u can do watevers u want!!111!" that make people actually kill themselves.

If you didn't have a life of suicide, you need to fuck off from people who really did have actual difficulty in their life past "mommy didn't buy me the new iPhone wahhhh".

Retard kill yourself.

>>723297985
Not a new toaster. It has to be old. Everything has protection features.

But really dude, you wouldn't want to kill yourself if you had money. I know you don't feel like you care about making money right now and that makes sense. Do you think there's any way you can make more money?

>>723298002
You're a fucking IDIOT. If you traveled the world, you had money by definition. I lived in a car for half a year after working 5+ years to even afford a fucking car in the first place.

God I hate these retards with their shitty pretentious "hurr travel the world" responses.

Fuck off. Really.

>>723298155
I've already accepted death. Everything is so stupid and random I don't want to be alive. I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of more people taking advantage of me here on Earth. Or putting me in jail. They all want me miserable. Death is the only way to escape them.

>>723298275
No I definitely would be happier with money because I could hire a lawyer to make the wicked men stop trying to put me in jail. They don't want to leave me alone and I get too depressed to wake up in time for work often.

>>723293459
> Now as my problems (legal, financial, emotional) continue to increase
>leads to increased problems for myself and those around me

I mean if you kill yourself now you will only burden your family more.
emotionally and financially

I'd say you should at least pay off your death and build up some money for the funeral it's the least you could do for them

and if things seem to get better, in the end, you wouldn't have to do it anyway

Could I use an extension cord if I stripped it and frayed the wires inside the protective lining part? Or does it need to be an appliance?

>>723297985
That's the whole point of evolving. So it doesn't happen again. I know how it feels. I developed what i assume to be schizoaffective bipolar disorder or ptsd. I guess i have enough for it to be ptsd but i think its the former.

Anyway, i basically became a pariah. Got insulted when i was limping through my hometown on a crutch. I swear on my life mate. I spent most of it trying to help people but i insulted one person because they hurt me and it ended up in a series of events that had me lose university and me desperately getting a loan of about 2-3k to move over to the states.

With a limp and a mental illness. The reason why i don't give up? Is because all those fucking shit heads would love it if i did. Because it would mean they wouldn't see how little of an effect they made on me. How they were blips on my radar. How they were fucking insects in my jungle.

If you can't live for yourself then live just to spite all of the cunts who brought you to the point where you are at now. Imagine the feeling they will have when they see you turn it all around despite it. That is fucking power.

That pussy Ted Bundy said that when he was choking out those women that he felt like a god. Because he was taking their lives, but true power does not come from destruction, but creation. Its easy to end something. A whole other thing to start it.

I can't talk you out of it. I can relate and understand where you are at life because i have been there many times before. I'm not sure what it is that keeps me going. Is it my dreams? Is it my family? Or is it just biological?

But i will never give up. I will never let those fucking assholes win. If they want it that bad they are going to have to drag me off the track and make goddamn fucking sure i can't crawl back.

One thing is certain. Death. After that we aren't sure. I'm not a gambling man.

If i can stay at the table with a few chips and still have a chance to get back up, you best believe i will try.

>>723298697
Even if its just one. If only to see the faces of all of my opponents.

>>723296968
You wont do shit pussy

>>723298510
Why not just hang up on them when they call lol?

I owe about 50k+ in various credit cards, student loans, medical bills, and all kinds of other shit. When they call I hang the fuck up immediately without saying a word. After a while they stopped calling.

You can safely ignore debt. Don't let it get to you. It doesn't exist. Think about it.

Imagine in your head, all that debt you owe goes POOF, and it's fucking gone. Now your new goal in life is traveling to Canada so they can't touch you.

I know a biology major in college who went to med school here in the USA. 500k+ in debt, and he moved to Canada. He doesn't plan on a paying a fucking cent and I imagine he's doing quite well right now.

Hide your assets and don't put much money in the bank.

What kind of money do you owe? Is it really dangerous debt like child support, or more mundane shit like credit cards? They can't put you in jail for most debt.

>>723293459
Make sure to leave a note requesting your organs be donated.

Then do it after you've called the cops.

This way you'll actually be useful, you waste of resources.

>>723298737
That's what they said before i got into the newspaper for adding and dividing some numbers faggot. It isnt hard to accomplish shit in this life.
Just have a thick skin. An iq above 110 and determination. But its cool if you don't believe me. You will never know who i am or who i become but continue to belitte strangers on the internet. We both know that's the only taste of power you will ever get. Oh don't forget to clean the crumbs of your fingers before you get back to Lol and asking your mom for another share size pack of cheetos xoxo.

>>723294122
lel

>>723298876
I'd never let anyone have my organs in-case they go to one of the wicked ones. I'm pretty sure the demons just get fed the organ donations anyway. Same with blood donations.
>>723298832
It's all hospital bills and student loans. Would Canada take me? I don't know.
>>723298697
I have the same kind of disorder I think. But I am sure they are real and are laughing right now.

>>723298984
I have an iq above 110, but I don't have determination. There is no one with a plan. I've realized there is no one who will ever come to save me and I'm incapable of saving myself. I think the only thing I can do to avoid becoming one of their slaves is just to die.

>>723298364
Don't trust your mind, today you feel shit and tomorrow you are a yesman. You will find people the want to fuck you around every corner, maybe being one of them will be the answer. Only cowards fear to hurt people for his own happiness and the happiness of his family

>>723299067
Here's what I did:

1) Call Navient (or your loan provider) and ask for a loan deferment. They give them out like crack dealers in the ghetto. It's fucking easy. Or ask to be put on income-based repayment which is $0/month if you make shit money which I assume you do.

I've been putting off student debt for about 7 years and I have NO intention of ever paying it back. Canada is where I'm going.

2) Medical bills are safely ignored. They can't do shit legally. You're not going to jail buddy. Loan collectors are paid to lie and will tell you any bullshit to extract a payment, but they're literally at your mercy legally speaking.

Immediately hang up when you recognize it's them. Don't say a word or you give them an excuse to call again.

You're not going to jail man. You'll be fine. Only child support or alimony is the kind of debt that can really screw you, so don't date a feminist whore or have a kid and you'll be okay. NEVER move in with a woman or let a woman move in with you or you can really kiss your life goodbye. THat's the dangerous debt.

>>723299466
Should I have to learn how to become like them? In order to survive? I need to start fucking people over to make money?
>>723299527
What about my legal problems though.

>>723299067
That kind of debt is harmless. Canada will take anyone with some kind of skill. Maybe learn HVAC or plumbing if you have any financial aid left.

If not, start a micro business maybe. Go door to door selling stupid shit or mowing lawns. Whatever makes money.

>>723299672
Can you explain your legal problems more? Do you owe money after a car accident or some kind of court order?

>>723299673
What kind of shit could I go door to door selling?

>>723299720
Drug related arrests for marijuana.

>>723299067
Let them laugh man. It will end once their reality kicks in. Even the most elite are still capable of hitting lows as severe as us. If anything they are more likely. Imagine a life where you can get anything you want whenever you want. Where nothing is a challenge.

I used to always tell people i wanted reincarnation over heaven because that would be boring. I want to come back in different countries at different classes and work my way up. Life is like skyrim or fallout. Full of quests. I know how gay and geeky that sounds but its true. It was created by people for people based off people's' desires. Why not make them come to fruition.

I assume you're smart and empathetic, which usually goes hand in hand. Well for people that aren't born into wealth. You are the kind that has their children born into it. So create it and give it to them. Just be smart about it. We don't need any more spoiled brats.
Exhibit A: >>723298737

You have no idea how many people have laughed at me in my life and then choked on it shortly after. That shit is my fucking fuel. Its like the tank of my body runs on a determination to prove cunts wrong.


If you can't get happy. Then get fucking angry until you find something that can change that. But why the fuck should a good person who only ever tried to help people be lost to a bunch of short term minded cunts that don't know how to spot potential or value in a person even if they are holding a winning lottery ticket in their hand.

Fuck them man. Go find one person who is worse off than you but still deserves help. Do everything you can to change their life. Then tell me you still want to do this. If you do, then i will will buy you all the components of an exit bag myself, i promise.

>>723299744
I did dog walking when I started out. It took a long time to get customers. For every 100 houses I got maybe 1 yes, but those built up and I have a working business now. I make $1200ish per month doing nothing. Employees do the work.

It depends on your area. Dog walking is big here because it's the city, but maybe you can do landscaping if it's more suburban.

>>723299776
That never happened to me so I'm not sure. I know a guy who got arrested like 3+ times for selling and trafficking and he still lives just fine at home. He had to go to rehab, that's all.

As long as you didn't have LSD on you, you'll probably be ok. Maybe rehab at worst. Don't worry too much about it. If you're not in jail now, it's because it's just another minor possession charge.

Were you selling any of it?

>>723300017
Yes. It was a few ounces and they found a scale too. They want to put me in jail with all the ghetto niggers.
>>723299955
I could do this. I'm just gonna try electrocuting myself later. Hopefully it works.

>>723299258
Nah fuck that. Even if you become a slave you can still turn it around. Convince the others to rebel and capture the fuckers who threw the collar around your neck. There is always an option man. You just need to stay calm and be patient.

I agree with the cowardice for not helping family but a fear to hurt others does not prove that. It just shows you aren't a pshycopath and considering they found that altuistic actions unlock grey matter of your brain, it would serve to show that a lack of violence shows intelligence and evolution from our primal roots. That being said, if you have no choice but to throw down then its time to adapt. But not being a violent person does not make you a pussy. It makes you smart.

>>723299672
Not exactly like them, but you have to impose you to the world sayn' that you are a imperfect human like all the others and you will achive your slice of happiness in a way or the other. BUT DO IT DON'T GO TO 4CHAN TO MAKE THE VICTIM, IT'S A WASTE OF TIME

>>723300290
That's a bit bad, but see if you can do a plea deal for rehab or something. Say that marijuana has ruined your life from an early age and you want it to end.

The guy I know who was selling was selling like that too, but he never had more than a 1/4 ounce at a time. That's a huge rookie mistake.

If you're not in jail now you might be okay, but really talk about a plea deal if possible to avoid jail. Might be possible for a first offense. Talk to a lawyer man I can't help you with that too much.

All I can say is your debt is completely harmless.

I wish you the best.

>>723298984
>belittles me on the internet

Nah you seem like a sharp one

>>723300290
Well if that was true you would have done it already. Just like i would have jumped from the roof of my house or slit my wrists or overdosed on the pain meds for my ankle.

Seriously man. I get the emotional pain but once you go through a physical one that changes your life permanently and i mean to the level where you can never run again... It puts shit into perspective.

>>723300519
Too sharp for my own good mate.
>Word of advice, be careful who you cut with your tongue.

>>723298275
kek you sound like a legit moron. Kill yourself you downie fuck.

>If you didn't have a life of suicide, you need to fuck off from people who really did have actual difficulty in their life past

Implying you have to be suicidal for that. I'm just not a weak beta fuck like you. Litteraly kill yourself.

>>723300682
Dont scare me though bro, that aint cool

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>go to a school full of blacks
>start the massacre
>Die in peace fighting the police
>become a legend not only to /b/ and /pol/
but for every whitenationalist
>we will worship you if you do that

YOU CAN DO THAT!

WE BELIEVE IN YOU

>>723298275
>If you traveled the world, you had money by definition. I lived in a car for half a year after working 5+ years to even afford a fucking car in the first place.

I was homeless you dumb fuck, couch surfing not giving a fuck. Just because you're a weak ass beta cuck doesn't mean we all are.

>shitty pretentious "hurr travel the world" responses.

Nah, I'm just not as beta as you. If I set my mind to something I do it. Period. If you can't maybe it's better to end your life after all. You're too weak.

Borderline personality disorder. See a therapist fag. Either that or do what the rest of us do and turn your pain into anger, your anger into motivation and your motivation into strength. Or shoot up a school homo

>>723300828
Insert a massive elephant penis into your rectum you fucking pleb niger faget

eat shit and die

>>723300943
Totally agree, OP listen to this anon

>>723298275
I like how you preach about being pretension and you end up doing the exact same thing. You're like one of those liberal cucks that just want to follow and never have an opinion and when you see something you don't like you scream it's pretentious.

Sad fuck.

>>723300860
Apologies but seriously man. Keep the trolling to 4chan. I fucked up and was too honest irl and it turns out society is just as apathetic and cruel as 4chan if not worse. Honestly i don't even think they would have treated me this badly on here after everything.

I totally understand where OP is coming from but i'm just too spiteful and competitive to let them win that easily.

>>723300959
>couch surfing
>well connected with rich friends giving you a free place to stay
>my lifey so hard!!!

retard once again confirmed

>>723301029
Go cry more you weak fuck. No fucking wonder you had a shitty life.

>>723301136
I cant hear you over that gargling sound of niger semen in your mouth you fucking faggot

>>723301115
You sound like one of those 12 year olds who didn't get their ps4 on time.

You're implying I had any friends. Just because you can't make friends on the fly, doesn't mean everyone has the same problem.

>>723301199
Get a load of this guy :^)

pathetic little cuck can't come up with anything anymore. It's like one-trick cuck now.

>>723301015
I love how you are all motivational at the start and then you are like, just kill a bunch of kids. At least send him in the direction of some assholes.
>What is taxi driver for 500$

>>723301222
Okay, so let's say someone has an actually difficult life unilke you.

Let's say they don't have rich friends to back them up with free rent.

What's their solution, according to your dumb ass?

You know rent is actually expensive for us who have to pay it right?

>>723301321
mad :))))))))

>>723293459
If you suicide yourself you are making your country a shithole as durkheim said

>>723301387
You assume I paid rent? I was homeless, found a farm asked the couple if they had room available and if I could pay by working on the farm.

Not stop assume, you sound desperate for any kind of argument and you're failing miserably. I got around by hitchhiking and taking the train without a ticket. Only had the minimal amount of money for food which was less than a 1000.

So stop sounding so moronic by implying you knew my situation you dumb fuck.

>hurr durr my life is so hard, yours must be so easy.

faggot

>>723300943
The only result of this would be another white-terrorist for liberals to demonize other white kids about into making them pathetic betas and more ammo to take away the gun rights of other Americans.
Not to mention the fact that murder is nigger-tier behavior.

>>723295070
Holy shit. It's not that hard. Buy some rope. Do your research on how to hang yourself properly. Whatever you tie the rope to, put your weight on it for a minute and jerk a bit to ensure that it's stable. Then have super happy hangy time.

You're half assing everything. You ought to pick a day, prepare for it, and then do it. If you cannot, then you will not be able to kill yourself. In that case, get your shit together because this stagnant state of not living and not dying is worse than either. Commit to one or the other, you sad sack of silly shit.

And quit fucking complaining. It does not help in any way, shape, or form. Life sucks faggot, get it together or get the fuck out.

>>723301727
>$1000
>minimal amount

Okay so you're rich. I'm talking about people in the ghetto who take 6 months to save a fucking thousand you damn pleb.

Some people are ACTUALLY poor, not "on shoestring budget on an adventure!!!! :)))"

You're like that rich guy who "traded" a paper clip for a house, but in fact had thousands upon thousands to facilitate his other trades with.

Why do rich people think pretending to be poor is cool?

>>723301887
Thanks man. You think if I got an extension cord and stripped it and frayed the wires would that shock me to death in a bathtub? Maybe add salt to it to make it more conductive?

>>723301727
>less than a 1000

sounds like you didn't do it out of desperation or anything. I have to side with the other guy honestly. If I had a thousand bucks I could turn my life around easily.

>>723302003
They're ashamed of being rich because others have so little.
t. rich person

>>723302003
>>723302074
If you're earning less than a 1000, you should legit kill yourself in general. You get more when you're on foodstamps. You guys aren't poor just stupid.

>>723302003
I hope you're joking. You litteraly get 1000 for free from any government if you're registered. Maybe you should quit being a dumb fuck, instead of complain about how "difficult" your life is.

>>723301727
No homeless person I know has a thousand dollars lying around for food. And if they did they wouldn't consider it minimal by any means.

You do seem rich dude. Don't give advice to people who are actually poor because you don't know what it's like.

>>723302003
>1000
>allot of money
LMAO.

I'm sorry anon, but you got to be trying to tilt me at this point. I'm going to sleep, you're pathetic.

>>723302265
SJW confirmed. Goodbye.

>>723302151
>>723302211
Fucking retards with lots of money trying to aggrandize themselves so they can convince themselves they "made it" after being born middle class or higher.

Fuck off plebs. Some people are suicidal for a reason.

>>723302265
Maybe if you're homeless your priority shoudnt be traveling, but finding a job first. We were talking about people in general. Stop trying to make excuses.

>>723302281
>>723302316

Glad you are taking my advice to fuck off.

Don't come back :)))))

>>723293459
Don't do it anon, life is a gift worth living, you seem to have some predisposed mental condition perhaps? Does severe depression or related run in the family?
Please seek help and get on the right path, there are ways around these things, if you're at rock bottom the only way is up mate

>>723302397
>homeless
>finding a job

Not hi youre responding to but are you literally retarded?

You sound like a typical college mac using faggot. It's not that fucking simple.

>>723302405
>my advice
>hehe i was just trolling the whole time
ok. if it helps you sleep at night.

Okay if money is your issue, you have no excuses in America. I'm sorry but the options to earn cash over there is limitless. Even for a cripple like me. I have given enough words of advice, but like you, i have been fucked over enough to evolve and adapt to the point where i don't share my ideas but i'll give you a hint.
>Craiglist and a car.
>Need a quick license, get to florida

>>723302397
>born rich
>gives advice to poor
>dur, they just makeing excyooses!!!

Fuck off richboy, ask mommie for a new iphone. Some people have real shit to deal with.

>>723302477
>It's not that fucking simple
No shit sherlock, are you fucking retarded?

I said it should be a priority you literal dumb fuck. Learn to read.

It takes time, I never said it happens right away. Now stop making excuses.

>>723302564
Again you're assuming what my life was like.

>hehehe i am trolling mum come look

>>723302564
you have the argument skills of a 12 year old lol

>>723302578
>>723302640
I thought these fagets were leaving.

>WAAHHHH IM WEAVING!
>*continues to shitpost*

Retardation. Not even once.

>>723293459
Start taking B3, B5, B6 and B12 (B12 needs to be methylcobalamine, not cyancobalamine) it'll help you get back the energy that makes you feel like doing something with your life so you can enjoy being alive again. And stop worrying about legal shit or money. Try to set goals. Suicide is a permanent 'solution' for temporary problems.

>>723302507
Whats your secret mate I wont tell anyone.

So guys can I use an extension cord to electrocute myself in a bathtub or no?

>>723302820
Not even the same people as before. There are just allot of people that disagree with you.

Sometimes you just have to accept people dont like pretentious fucks like yourself.

Your "trolling" is getting boring however. You only claim people shitpost and are rich.

like >>723302640 said

Everyone knows you're trolling, but it's actually kind of pathetic.

>>723302820
>hehehe I trolled u guise all along
>hehehe im so good 4chin troll
>hehehe im sure someone someday will agree wich me

>>723293459
Op, Instead of killing yourself, go on a journey. Exile yourself from this life and instead of sacrificing yourself, you can cut ties with everyone you know and just vanish and live your own awesome life.

>>723293459
Let me tell you a story. I had alot of suffering in my life,emotional,finacial,you name it. All i wanted was to be a soldier. In Romania you can't because tattoes are not allowed,so i tried the foreign legion. Twice. But it wasn't meant to be. I'm thinking in dying to,because all i want is to serve in the military,that is my fucking dream. So if you anons know a military branch that takes in foreigners other than the foreign legion,i'm listening. I would give up all my life for just one year as a soldier. Then i will die a happy man.

>>723303246
Can't you come to the USA if you become a soldier here? They'll take anyone who hates muslims.

>>723302931
You know what, fuck it. If someone robs it, i don't care, i'll come up with something else. Also, it would take a lot of determination. You really need to be self motivated.

Go on craigslist. Find free shit. Have a van or a car big enough to collect. Store it. Repair what you can. Polish what you can. Post it on amazon, ebay, a garage sale or a pawn store if you are desperate.

That's my plan. I want to collect and sell enough to get my capital and then start a real business.

I don't care what i have to do to turn my life around. I am going to do it. If not for me. If not for my family. But for my enemies. To show that no matter how much they try to chip away at me, they barely made a fucking dent.

>>723303246
join ISIS

>>723303246
Erm what? Why soldier? Like they are destined to die anyway... Usually for the greed of wealthier men... Why be a soldier when you can be a commander? Of you own life.

>>723303304
You need a visa to go to the states. And i had some american friends at selection in aubagne,that told me you need a green card to join the us military as a foreigner

>>723303307
Ah, I've tried reselling free stuff on craigslist too. It doesn't seem like many people do it.

Great idea though if you have the skill for polishing up furniture. Good luck man.

You know, you can also try dumpster diving. You wouldn't believe how much stuff is just simply thrown out. Or garage sales are a good bet too.

>>723303473
That sucks man. We could use more people. If only there was a program that gave you citizenship in exchange for a few years in the military. I don't know of anything like that though.

>>723303004
>>723303088
>leedle he habs 2 much common sense
>dont aghree wit mes
>Must be trolen!!!

Stay pleb

>>723293968
this

>>723303487
What about pawn stores? All you really need is about ten grand to start a business. Go to a shelter and find your employees. Just be straight up. Give them a room to sleep in. A bathroom to shower in and a kitchen to eat in. Obviously pay them when you can but if you give them a chance... Well pick the right one. Dress shabby. Join a shelter. Find one who is there through genuine bad luck and rescue them. Make them your right hand. Build. Grow. Teach others how to do it.

Be the change you want.

Leaders set the pace. They are examples of who we should be. They walk down the paths everyone else is too afraid of going down without a lantern, and they do it with the hunger of a child in africa who has to walk by a restaurant serving fresh food.

You are willing to throw away your life. The last cent of your wallet. Why not go for it? Who the fuck cares what happens. The world is your sandbox now.

>>723303582
i would sign all my life away not just a few years. I hope WW3 will start,so conscription sets in

>>723302032
I'm uncertain as to whether or not that would work. I think you would need to do some basic googling around, but I'm sure there is some good information floating around on the Internet, it just takes some effort.

I normally advocate for hanging because I know more about that than other methods. It also seems like it, if done properly, will be the most pleasant way to pass on. It's also very easy to implement.

If you intend to do this, you need to spend a few hours researching whatever methods you are considering so that you know what goes wrong when people try those methods and how to avoid those problems. You need to commit and do the research so that you are well informed enough, such that you are certain that you will not fail.

This board is good for coming up with ideas on how to do it but you need to research them outside of here to pick a method that seems most likely to be successful. This board is not quite what it use to be but your posts are screaming "I'm sad and therefore I should kill myself. Plz notice me senpai" and that is dragging out all the lifelovers and discouraging the actual advocates. You basically don't sound like the type that has what it takes. I'm not intending to be a cunt here but you need to know that you probably aren't cut out for this and you're making us look bad.

>>723302458
Some people can dig through bedrock.

>>723303884
No I'm the other guy. I have my own dog walking business. Ten grand is quite a lot. I didn't start with even $200. I started with more like $15 for a leash, treats, and bags.

>>723303891
I wouldn't join if that happened. I'd rather shoot shitty trillionaire bankers than other fellow poor human beings trying to eke out a living on this shit tier planet.

>>723303910
Tried hanging and it sucks. Didn't work.

>>723304234
But what did you turn that 15 bucks into man. I thought i would be fucked beyond repair after my cousin held me down with his friend and a can of spray and a lighter. Thought it would be over when i had a knife on my throat. Thought it would be the end more times than you would believe. But it wasn't and it got a point where i didn't really care if it was. Once you get past the whole depressive side of nihilism you reach the optimistic side.

Look if you want to kill yourself please understand you can still be a hero. Live Stream you sneaking into North Korea for the world to see while you get shot at

>>723304234
You did it wrong.

This is why I'm saying you need to actually do your research. Humans are both incredibly easy and incredibly hard to kill. We get killed by the most inane shit but sometimes survive the most insane shit. You need to devote at least a few hours to researching proper technique. You sound like you're half-assing this. It will be easy if you manage to devote a smidgen of brainpower.

You just tried to hang yourself on something that broke. If you'd done a bit of testing to see if it could support your weight, you wouldn't have fucked this up.

The only thing worse than being alive is being alive after failing suicide. You need to get serious or get your life together. You're not likely to get spoonfed a walk through here anymore (unfortunately. RIP /b/).

>>723305273
No I mean, it's a shitty method because if he fails he'll have to explain that giant bruised neck to everyone he knows.

Best pick a less obvious method.

>>723304165
Thats some real shit anon...

>>723304165
>>723305695
They say if you dig enough you will reach China.
Look up kintsukoroi. Now that's some serious shit.
>Inb4 Chine is not Japan
>Tomatoe, tomato
>Both of which are thrown out for a hot sustainable bowl of rice
>Arigoto bitches

>>723305492
That's why I'm advocating knowing what you're doing so that you don't fail. There aren't many things that can go wrong with a hanging. You only need rope, knots, and a base that can all support your weight. Then you an uninterrupted 30-60 minutes. You'll just pass out after a minute or two.

You can test if these things support your weight by hanging on them and jerking a bit to simulate the involuntary muscle movement. There are plenty of places to go where you're certain to be uninterrupted. Mainly into the woods. You can do it at home too as long as you're certain you'll be alone even if you make a bit of noise from the muscle spasms.

The risk of a bruise is irrelevant if you've eliminated the risk for failure.

>>723306116
Actually, if you keep digging you hit magma and die.

>>723306949
Well then at least you wouldn't need to waste the money on some rope.

>>723307305
True. But you'd probably need to buy a shovel or two and a pickaxe so the rope might be cheaper.

>>723306600
If you don't drop with enough force to break your neck the hanging there and suffocating is pretty painful. The electrical current seems interesting, so I'm researching that.
CO poisoning is a great method, but the risk of being saved and mentally retarded is not a risk I want to take.
Really failure is the most embarrassing thing in any suicide.

>>723307588
At least you will get the endorphin rush from the physical exertion and you might even earn a spot in the newspaper for the most interesting act of suicide ever.

>>723308392
Nobody commits suicide by drop hanging. That's way more work to set up properly. You need to calculate how much force is necessary to break your neck and you need stronger materials. It's a hassle and riskier. Proper suicide by hanging doesn't even need to involve suffocating. If you tie it properly and and whatnot you can avoid suffocating. What kills you is actually cutting off blood flow to the brain. Ideally, you would want to keep breathing for the most peaceful exit.

Electrocution could be interesting but I don't know how reliable that method would be. I don't think I know enough about electrical engineering and biology to ever be confident in going out that way.

And the CO2 thing could be pleasant but it seems riskier than a proper hanging even if it is about as painless.

A shotgun blast to the head is probably the optimal way to go though.

Me personally, I want to hang but I want to live stream it and have it as part of a rube Goldberg machine.

>>723309881
That would be badass. Rube Goldberg is a lot of work.
Now how would one go about cutting the blood flow to brain while still allowing respiration?

>>723309063
I don't think anyone will care about the suicide at that point. Man digs 21 miles straight down. You're basically superhuman after digging a mile straight down let alone 21. Hell, at that point you've probably transcended what it means to be human and just took a dip in the magma and flew up to the surface and then cured cancer but gave everyone aids for an incomprehensible reason.

>>723310283
Exit bag.

I never understood why people want it to be painless. Its the last thing you will ever feel. Why not have it shoot through every fibre of your being. I would probably set myself on fire. So that every part of my body could feel something before it never feels again.

Its like sex. Its painful until you get your release and it distracts you from the rest of it until you do release. Only difference is that this one is final.

>>723310548
Still a more interesting ending than being found dangling from a piece of rope.

>>723310283
I think a particular knot and placing it on the right side of the neck. There is the most force on the left side (which I think is blood into the brain) and least on the right (blood out) and then a moderate amount on the front of the throat. I can't remember the specifics but if you set it up right you should be able to breathe slightly while blood flow in is cut off.

I looked at it a while ago so the specifics are lost on me but I'll review when needed.

>>723310796
Indeed. But then again, you're not dangling from a rope because of how intensely you were striving to hold the attention of others and intrigue them.

>>723310713
Exit bag is difficult to gather all the materials for.
>>723310991
Thanks

>>723312137
No problem. Best of luck with your future endeavors.

>>723311375
Nah, just how intensely you were striving to deal with the fact that you didn't intrigue them enough to hold back on the whole fucking you over thing.
>>723312137
All the materials are on ebay. As are really cheap things that you can turn into an expensive thing.

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Where do you live lad?
BC Canada here and if your looking for the ability to not puss out come here and let's have a good ole collective suicide. We can have a week of just drugs/sex/booze and then kill ourselves at the end.

>>723313268
That actually sounds pretty sweet man. I gave up all drugs,sex, and booze though.

>>723313377
Can't poasibly hurt to indulge in a week of madness before we meet our end lad, I'll even supply the firearm for the deed.

>>723312774
I'm trying to makes sense of what you said here and I'm assuming you're implying the hanging was because he felt that he was fucked over by everyone.

To that i would say I'm not gonna be dangling because I'm butthurt about everyone else. If you suck, people treat you like you suck. Don't suck, be treated well. It's pretty straightforward. It's not too hard to recognize what's desirable in other people and refine those traits in yourself.

But there are a lot of people that are loud about suicide because they're sad and wish they were treated better. Those people are a joke. They make us look bad.

>>723295485
>>723295485
you're just scared of the ACT not the consequences. killing yourself seems painful to you, right? and scary? but the aftermath is nothingness so don't worry about it.

have some alcohol to get rid of your inhibitions and then pick any of the hundred ways available. I'd suggest carbon monoxide via car exhaust.

>>723314084
Yea, I'll think about it.
[email protected]

>>723293459
You sound like a useless beta faggot, just do it but I know you won't because you're a huge fucking pussy.

>>723293459
The fact that you cannot convince yourself to kill yourself should be enough of a reason not to

>>723293459
Just piss in a bucket of bleach in a airtight room and wait

>>723293459

No. go fucking tell your family you've had these thoughts since 9 years old. Let them help you instead of holding it in.

stop being this emo
fucking faggot face

>>723293459
No

>>723294184
I wish I knew you. I'd buy you a gun

Just do it you fucking retard
If you really think that the best thing you could do is kill yourself then why are you putting up a thread on 4chan? its pretty much obvious you're either faking, or just desparate for attention