Where is the ark of the covenant?

>>723280476
A cult relic.

Buried beneath Oak Island.

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>>723280476
I keep it under my bed next to my mlp collection

>>723280476
Ethiopia most likely

>>723280784
Dumb

>>723281284
excuse me?

It never existed in the first place.
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>>723282500
dubs confirms the truth. Continue fapping gentlemen.

>>723280476
being guarded by Ethiopians

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/people-places/keepers-of-the-lost-ark-179998820/

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>>723282500
Fucking prove it faggot

>muh athiesm

>>723282500
It most likely did, it just didn't contain actual mana from heaven etc.

It was lost or destroyed long ago, give up the search

>>723280476
Cheap wooden box built by desert wanderers. If it even existed, it is long since destroyed.

>>723283197
Kek, we totally have the box but you're not allowed to see it. Good scam there Ethiopians, completely foolproof.

>>723283604
>gilded wooden box
ftfy, gold ain't cheap nigger

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>>723280476
Who opened the fucking box!!!

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>>723283197

In a secret government warehouse. Didn't you see the movie?

>>723280660

this for keks

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>>723284291

>>723280476
it is under the hill in golgotha where christ was crucified. or at least that's where it was at that time.

>>723280784

i've seen that episode on discovery, too

>>723284009
You think a poor ass tribe with shitty metalworking skills had much gold? At best a tissue thin covering of very impure gold. Would have flaked off a hell of a long time ago.

>>723284009
Gilding is what you do when you want to make something cheap look valuable.

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Germany

>>723284364
Source? Obviously I don't buy it, just wondering what the legend's origin is as I've never heard that before.

>>723284423
>implying it was actually constructed during the time of Moses (who probably didn't exist) or even Solomon (who might have existed as a podunk chieftain) and not later when Israel was a proper kingdom

>>723285261
>implying jews would give up gold to decorate a public object instead of hoarding their shekels

Destroyed during the first Crusade against Saladin's orders.

>>723284779
Good gawd that game sucked!

>>723286258
Gawd is good. Praise him.

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>>723286331
Praise the sun, faggot!

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Uhh...they are in space. They are finding new planets to glass and rebuilding their former species of elites that look much more better than the newer ones.

Putin's probably got it, along other shit.