Pitch me your invention. Be sure to provide visual representation.

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>>723269270
you're a nigger and for that reason im out

>>723269371
no u

>>723269270
>>723269270
Heres my idea; the dildofork. Its an fork AND a dildo so you can stuff yourself while stuffing yourself. Sorry but only my patreon patrons are allowed beta access photos.

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>>723269662
1 dollar for 99% equity and that's me being generous you fucking coakroach

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the dick boobjob

for too long have women held a monopoly on boobs
make your dick kid friendly TODAY

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>>723270221
What's your profit margin for each dick boobjob?

>>723270526
about tree fiddy
but i'm flexible

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>>723270728

check this out. It's a thing you heat up in a microwave,
then you shove it into a watermelon and it creates
a fake vagina and imprints pussy lips on the outside.
Then you can fuck the water-melon!
I think I call it the water-hoe-ler. (whole + hoe lol)

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>>723270989
image didnt link

>>723270989
>>723271007
would be popular with the niggers

>>723271315
that's what I'm thinking. Double market value. Attracts lonely virgin teens AND niggers.