How come there are no legitimately spicy fast food items? Out

>>723267421
Try Mexico.

Just carry your fav hot sauce

>>723267421
>How come there are no legitimately spicy fast food items?
Try the chili sauce they use on the chili cheese fries at Oporto. That's pretty hot.

>>723267537

You think I give a fuck about contributing good content? Fuck is wrong with you? This is /b/ jackass.

Taco Bell recently came out with the Diablo sauce. A real step above the "Hot" bullshit they had before. Don't give up anon.

>>723267421
Mcdonalds, burger king, taco bell, Wendy's and sonics all have habenero items. Is that not hot enough?

>>723267622
I tried diablo sauce with one of the fiery loco tacos, still wasnt hot.

volcano taco / burrito at taco bell
habanero ranch sauce at mcdonalds

legit spicy

>>723267421
You and your fellow-masochist friends have a real problem. If you want to taste something, eat food. If you want pain, just fucking hit yourself in the head with a hammer and stop pressuring restaurants to make their sauces unbearably spicy for those of us who actually enjoy the way food tastes.

>>723267421
Because it is fast food, nigger. The whole point is to appeal to as many customers as possible and you do that by making sure than you aren't putting items on your menu that are legitimately spicy.

Pull your head out of your spiceless asshole faggot

>>723267679

Hell no. Habanero my ass. That shit is for fairies.

Didnt popeyes make that ghost pepper chicken?

>>723267577
OP, why did you ignore me and my lucky dubs?

Learn how to cook and make your own food.

>>723267778
You realize that people eat spicy food because it increases the intensity of the flavor right? Why not just stay home and eat plain white bread and let the rest of us actually enjoy food.

>>723267490

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>>723268031
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>>723268120
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>>723267928
People eat spicy food because the pain it causes on your tongue makes your brain think you've been injured so it releases dopamine to soothe the pain which causes a mild buzzed feeling. The actual flavor of the food is irrelevant. So why don't you just drink some fucking lite beer if you want to get buzzed?