Let me prove to you that real atheists don't exist.

Sure, go...

go on fatass

do it

The power of cool ranch compels you, the power of cool ranch compels you...

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>>723267217
>>723267230
>>723267346
What would be the first thing you do/think if you were in a plane and the pilot said
>"Hey, this plane is going to crash because the engine went bad and we'll all be dead in 8 minutes"
?

>>723266597
I'd have to beat that one level of angry birds that had been taunting me for years, fuck religion.

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>>723267540
i blame the jews

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>>723267762
>>723267781
wrong. you would think/say "Oh please God, I didn't mean it, I was never an atheist! PLEASE let me through your heavenly gates!"

>>723267959
nah

>>723267959
so god is a conspiracy, concocted by the jews?
i fukken knew it!!!. those dirty hooknosed kikes

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>>723268054
You would. You don't want to fall into satan's fiery pit of hell

Bullshit, you'd raid that closet in the plane for all the peanuts and soda you could before it went down.

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Fuck off hambeast, spare us your gross fat face

>>723268190
only kikes can end up in satans pit, because that's where to filthy sons cain originates

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>>723268180
>>723269070
I will not accept your antisemitism.

>>723269356
Religion is for people with little self esteem, weak standing in life and tiny balls.

>>723267540

Realize that planes infact *glide* when out of engine power and land at the nearest airstrip, filed, lake, or highway.

>>723266597
what a fat shit

OP, is that pic you? I fucking love your Bee movie sequel. I'm a huge fan. Come to Brasil

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>>723267959
funny cause it happened to me once and is not true.
fuck your retarded brain and your imaginary friends

>>723269747
He died of cancer caused by dank memes 5 weeks ago, so show some respect

>>723266597
Do you dress up as a girl occassionally?

>>723267959
so that's how you prove there is no atheists. by arguing they are not. Yeah. good point yeah. Sage.

>>723269873
everyone here has meme cancer, so we're speaking between equals

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>>723269561
I only have one of these

>>723269565
not always. You could die. And then yu wuodl stop your atheis thing

>>723269848
Yes, and I have nothing to do with that. What are you on about?

>>723269858
greentext? From where are you? Probably a culture that lacks belief in Jesus

>>723269935
no, it's a sin and an abomination to our Lord

>>723270013
They will turn away from atheis in tough times. That's my point.You know about the 'There are no atheists in foxholes' saying?

>>723270172
no I've never heard about this saying. I've only heard "there are no niggers in jewover" once

>>723270430
jewoven*

>>723270172
>not always. You could die. And then yu wuodl stop your atheis thing


Yes always. That's how lift works. Of course, you wouldn't know shit about lifting, would you tubby?

>>723269356
the tolerance of satan's fallen people will cost you your soul and condemn you to eternal punishment in the fiery pits, for abandoning the path of the righteous, white god

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>>723270487
You think being in an airplane at full height is safe if the engine stops? You think there isn't a chance you could die?

>>723267959
Why the fuck would I do that? If the plane was really crashing I would be too busy screaming and going nuts to even think of that faggot.

Secondly, most people would probably piss their pants...

PS: There is always a chance that you die from most the things you do, and most are pretty low.l

>>723270610
that's not what he thinks his argument is the exact opposites; he argues that since he can die anytime a sudden death realisation wouldn't cahnge his mind.
you're starting to lack logic and generally being a faggot

>>723270610

Actually the higher you are the more range the plane has, because of ballistics and lift.

If my heart was gonna give out by 20 from obesity, i'd believe in fairy tales too

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>>723270767
>Why the fuck would I do that?
Because you would like to have a chance to go to heaven, no matter how unlikely you think it is

>>723270813
You think you would be 100% safe in a heavy plane?

>>723270852
I'm 25 y/o already

>>723270930
>You think you would be 100% safe in a heavy plane?

Safer than your arteries fat ass.

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>>723266597
In the end, why does it bother you what i do/don't believe in my last dying moments?

Also OP is fag

>>723270930
>Because you would like a chance to go to heaven
Fuck no. If a god only rewards believes and not people who are just and honest but doesn't believe, the god isn't merciful. Simple as that.

Secondly, what if it wasn't a christian god? What if it was a space noodle?! You are ignoringly thinking that this god, whatever god it may be, only accepts people based on belief and worship. That sounds like a load of bullshit to me.
TL;DR: Humans has yet to do one thing and that is to create a religion worth believing. But that requires reasoning, and if you could reason with religious people there would be no religious people.

Holy shit, Andy Milonakis! Dude, I loved your superbowl is gay thing. How you been you fat fucker?

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>>723271102
You should know about that and change now (not only in your last moments), so you can also go to heaven.

>>723271255
>what if it wasn't a christian god
We have the old and the new Testament that prove that he is the correct one. FUCK everything that was created after that.