Hear a noise and look out the window. See this.What do you /b/
>>723256468
Wait...why am I outside? Wouldn't I be looking in?
get out bart im piss
>>723256468
let'm in
>>723256468
Keep masturbating.
Ask that dumbass why he keeps falling for the trick with the binoculars.
>>723256468
bash window with crobar, simultaniously rendering them unconscious. step through the wreckage to investigate the body. maybe keep the hat
Shoot him with my assault rifle
>tfw the window is halfway open
>>723256468
Fucking stray goths! Soooh soooh, go back to be (already) lame in the 80s.
>>723257469
Benjamin air gun
My window is nailed shut and barred. He's just gonna have to use the back door like everyone else.
>>723258269
>context, im german
NUT
>>723256468
>Open the window and invite him in
Keep eye contact so that motherfucker doesn't disappear.
Tap. Rack. Bang.
>>723256468
Exclaim: We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.
if you let him in, he will probably say something along the lines of " if you do not reply to this post your mother will die in here sleep tonight''
>>723260689
fuck outta here with that shit
>>723260689
Well it's believed that's the only thing he knows
>>723256468
Call Sam and Dean.