If John Wick was a bitch he would be John Bitch.

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>>723255820
i don't think him being bitch would change his name

I dont really get your joke but i liked the movie.

>>723255820
If John Wick made candles he'd be John Wick.

>>723255820

I like how he shoots everybody multiple times in the torso then head shots them for good measure.

>>723255820
If John Wick were a clockmaker he'd be John Tick

If john wick made lots of money he'd be john rich

>>723255820

if john wicke made songs that were banned from todays university campuses by traumatised student union feminist cuck leaders for fear of causing deep offense to fragile victims of manspreading, he'd be john thicke

>>723255820
If John Wick were everyone else posting in this thread he'd be John CancerNewfagDick

If he was a regular at a diner, people would be like that's John Wick's booth.

if john wick had a cold he would be john sick

>>723255820
Of John Wick were a pornstar he'd be John Dick.

>>723256406
try again newfag

if john wick had feathers he'd be john chick

If John Wick was a blood sucking bug he'd be John Tick

if john wick got stuck behind trumps wall he'd be john spic

If John Wick was a WWE SUPERSTAR he'd be John Cena

>>723255820
if john wick was homeless he would be john isuckdickonthecorner

Really REALLY surprised I'm the one to say it, but;

If he had a fat ass he'd be John Thicc

If John Wick were Irish, he'd be John Mick.

if john wick were a japanese comedian overseas at hogwarts he'd be john slapstick chopstick homesick broomstick

If John Wick had a lollipop he would be John Lick

if john wick were a shit will smith film he'd be john wicky wicky wil' wicky wicky wil' wicky

If John Wick trained pit bulls to fight, he'd be John Michael Vick

if john wick had a profile on vampirefreaks he'd be john wicca

if john wick opened a fast food chain he'd be john wickdonald

If John Wick showed up in this thread he'd tell everyone to get a fucking job and stop talking about him.

If John Wick would be a F1 tyre, he'd be John Slick.

if john wick were a dinosaur he'd be john triassic

If John Wick were hacker, he'd be John Click.

If john wick stuck around farming, he'd be John Hick

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If John Wick fucked Emily Ratajkowski he would be John Thicke.

>>723256406
Was*

if john wick be better film, he would get more starz on imdb. cheerio

If John Wick was a football player he would be John Kick

>>723256434
underrated post

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Is this a John treat? Or a John trick...

If John Wick had a flu he'd be John Sick.

If John Wick was black he would be John Nigg

>>723256406
Say that again faggot and I'll John stick you.

If John Wick fucked his wife's sister he'd be John Prick.

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Go get em boy! John Sic em!

If John Wick was licking Ivanka's pussy he would be John Lick.

>>723257656
Can't even make a simple rhyme there boy? I think you may be a tad John Thick.

is new movie good?

>>723257343
don't be John fickle

HAHAHA

>>723257989
If John Wick was against Trump he would be John Spic

>>723255820
I don't understand this thread, but i like it.

If John Wick could run 100m in 10 seconds he'd be John Quick

>>723258277
was already posted
>>723257656

>>723257344
is this b8?

>>723258479
>overestimating /b's intelligence

Why havent we banded together to make this a meme yet

>>723255820
If he was a pen he'd be John bìc

>>723256049
A person who makes candkes is a chandler

>>723255820
If he'd watched his wife get raped before she died

John cuck.

>>723258479
John wick is singular you John prick

>>723258688
just stick to the fucking John Script......

If John Wick sold lollipops he'd be John Lick

>>723258688
If he raped her

He'd be John legend.

>>723258736
Oh John shit.

>>723258688
>>723258837
I was setting myself up,

Are you John triggered.

I don't get this game

If John Wick was a stripper he'd be John Dick

>>723258918
You're a John gebroni

>>723258666
calm down Satan, nobody is going to call your candles candkes.

>>723259068
If John wick killed everyone by means of foot

He'd be John kick

>>723259186
If John wick was a house

He'd be John brick.

if john wick had erectile dysfunction he'd be John Crippledick

>>723259582
boo

>>723259812
:(

if john wick was a magician he'd be john trick

that was lame
i'm sorry