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Ask a man whos about to spend 11million dollars on mattresses

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Ask a man whos about to spend 11million dollars on mattresses anything.
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>>723253789
You don't have money to spend. Faggot
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>>723253789
Y do
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>>723253789
just why
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why havent you bought them yet?
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how much are you spending on mattresses?
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what are you purchasing?
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>>723253886
order confirmation incoming
>>723254041
11mil of taxpayer money
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>>723254162
1299 each. those are expensive fucking mattresses
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are you going to give them to homeless shelters and orphanages?
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>>723254744
no they are for AF, apparently inventor was vet and dod is buying them for jet nigs
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>>723254948
that is pretty good too, the people of the military deserve something decent to sleep on for their service, and it's nice that they are supporting a veteran too.
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>>723254475
Poorfag, not sleeping on a mattress full of feathers.
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Any chance you'd donate to a 20 year old poorfag trying to support a family of 8? Never slept in a brand new mattress before..
Contact: temporary-error.tumblr.com

>i know it probably wont happen
>but one can dream
>and sorry for being lame and using a tumblr as an identification/contact.
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>>723253789
Why did my gf leave me?
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>>723255417
Damn nigga get your nuts chopped
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>>723253789
Making a commercial order at retail prices... Through an app/site and not over the phone... Fake and gay.
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>>723255521
Would if it meant food on the table and bills paid, but it just isnt enough.
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>>723255346
Mine cost £400 and is rather nice :P
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>>723255746
Finally, a man with actual business sense and some knowledge of economies of scale :^)
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>>723255746
this new
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>>723255521
Also, im not a parent or anything. Just trying to help my family as an older sibling with an older, single mother that cant get work. Any relatives have essentially cut us out of their lives
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>>723254162
>tax payers monies
>cellphone screenshot
Seems legit.
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>>723255417
>>723255806
you have to, lets say, sleep in the bed you made
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>>723255919
Not as nice as sleeping on feathers :)
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>trying this hard to get someone to say its over 9000
There you go, op

Now go be a fag elsewhere
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>>723256050
That's not even remotely funny, shithead.
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>>723256050
Yknow id laugh if it wasnt a serious topic i was born into without a choice and 3 jobs just dont do enough
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>>723256050
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>>723256050
>>723256144
Don't listen to him friend, I kekd.
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>>723256091
Im allergic to feathers so im happy with my featherless mattress
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>>723256050
topkek
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>>723256269
>Implying you'll feel the feathers

They're tucked inside the mattress, moron.
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>>723253789
not a bad deal if its all that it says it is.
Spent just under 1000 on our sleep number. its the tits
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>>723256050
>>723256229
>>723256244
>>723256299
At least one samefaggot
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>>723256050
Another poorfag here. If i wasnt poor,id laugh.. But sadly ive actually had to make a bed for my younger siblings since we didnt have the money for even a futon. So i relate to the other poorfag. Not cool anon
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>>723253789
only 11 million? poorfag
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>>723256050
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>>723256399
Huh?
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>>723256514
Fuck off you Paki
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Temporary-error anon here

Well. Figured OP wouldnt do anything and now richfags are just coming to brag about their beds and shit. So im out y'all. Dont exactly feel like getting angry and frustrated today.

See ya around. Also,i wish you the best other poorfag
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>>723256346
you understand allergies? as in id die, its not about feeling them, their presence would kill me
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>>723255954
Sounds like someone in your family has a massive drug addiction.

You deserve it. You deserve every minute of it.
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>>723256806
kek
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>>723256806
Lol what a fucking pussy.
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>>723256631
They're at least humble where as you're no better than a homeless dude asking for money.
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>>723256806
You're that faggot that says they're deathly allergic to something everytime you come within 30 feet of said thing. It's fucking annoying, we know you're full of shit, shut the fuck up and let the grown ups talk.
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>>723256830
No actually. Maybe you dont realize how much money is needed to support such a large family? Glad to know you believe i deserve to make less than 20k a year and have to give my family my food portions while i work 3 jobs. Glad to know you take your money for granted.

>>723256983
OP, bragging theyre spending 11mil on mattresses, is humble?
Also, might as well try it when i can. Although, i understand that if you arent poor, you wouldnt understand.
I had to drop out of highschool to work just to feed my family. If i see some rich guy flaunting his wealth, sure as hell im going to try to see if theyre willing to share.

But i guess those with expendable income, or dont understand the value of money, just wouldnt understand.
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>>723257409
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>>723257409
Your fault for getting a girl pregnant in high school, dumb cunt :)
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>>723258419
Again, said im not a parent or anything. Just the oldest sibling in a large family. Maybe you, who can gladly talk shit to a poorfag, should invest some of your money into learning how to read.
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>>723258665
Keep whining bitch, I'm thinking of where to go eat today. Fine dining or just some quick take out?
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>>723259295
Hope you have a nice meal. Ive got to go to my morning job, so see ya thread.
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>>723259387
I took the day off, as I'm my own boss. Have my own successful company. Thinking to have a game of golf in this lovely Miami weather before going out for lunch on the pier, with my wife.
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>>723259387
OP here, thats the 3rd time you've said you're leaving. You might not have money, but can you at least keep your word?
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>>723259495
KEK

seems like imagining a better life really does take away your stress huh :^)

Too bad you'll be eating the cheap brands in reality
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>>723259541
TopKek
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>>723259550
Keep thinking that. At the end of the day I don't really care what you think as I live such a luxurious and comfortable life.
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>>723259882
But how do you really feel anon.

Depression can be cured by talking.
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>>723260000
FeelsBadMan
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I'm terribly sick, didn't think I could possibly feel worse but then I read this poorfag bullshit
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>>723259541
Not that anon, but that was just the second time. Im guessing he was getting ready for work or something and checked the thread. Completely reasonable.

By the way, while we all know you and mister "i own my own company" anon are spouting a bunch of bullshit, you could at least make it believable. You guys disgust me and sure as hell, whether your basement dwellers feeding on your mothers tit or not, youre going to rot in hell.

Have a nice lunch you two. Make sure to take breaks between jerking each other off.
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>>723260000
quads OP, confess and we can heal you.
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>>723259541
OP here, you can trust me because i called myself OP. I know how to read AND count im so impressive. I love to jerk off onto a pile of money and then rub it onto my body. I spit on the poor, but only when im not sucking on their dicks! And remember: you can trust me because i said im OP!
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Wow guys. I dont believe anyone in this thread, since i have no reason to, but you all disgust me. Absolute filth. Im more inclined to believe the poorfag honestly. I hope you all die in a ditch.
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>>723257409
Get a real job faggot. Stop being such a sad loser.
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>>723261839
>9Gag meme

Holy fucking shit, just off yourself.
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>>723261839
What defines a "real job"
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>>723261962
If the guy has three "jobs" that make less than 20k/yr combined, he's a big fucking loser. Those aren't real jobs.
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>>723262384
It would depend on location and the situation. He said he had a family of 7 or 8 right? And if he's the oldest sibling in his early twenties (cant remember it exactly), it would probably mean he can only work specific hours. Like he might have to watch kids and/or pick them up from school or some shit as well as be home to make dinner/keep an eye on them. He said his mother was an older woman, so i would say minimum 50's, and physical labour gets hard around then.
It would also depend on where he lives, because the above is very limiting. AND he dropped out of highschool, which also limits what places would hire him. Meaning he would have to go for quanitity over quality, whch would be extremely stressful to deal with AND have to take care of younger siblings.
And, considering he probably doesnt have much in terms of a break, he probably cant do much studying to get his GED.

How about you use your brain there anon. Not everyone can have a good job

>and sorry to the poor dude for my making assumptions on your life
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>>723256514
>LXDE
Have you ever been on /g/?
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>>723262782
So we agree, the root of the problem is on him: his dumb ass dropped out of highschool. Stay in school kids, don't be the next faggot begging for mattresses on 4chan.
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>>723263173
No. We dont. Since not everyone can choose to stay in school. He said he had to drop out to support his family, which means they were in such a tough situation he HAD to go to work or they probably couldnt eat or have a place to live or something.

I cant believe you're this fucking retarded. Why dont YOU go back to school dude.
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>>723263670
You're pathetic
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>>723263670
Don't need to. Have a masters in engineering. Paid for it myself.

Anyway. The guy got what he deserved for being short sighted. Why did he think dropping out of hs would be a good idea? Get a loan, get your degree, get a grown up job, pay it off, live happily ever after w/o fucking over your family. It's not fucking rocket science. If he'd put even the smallest bit of effort into not being a dumbass, like everyone else does, he would've been fine.
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>>723264278
Aaaand you're bait. Congratulations! You've one an infinite amount of dicks to suck! Just go outside and grab one! Its all for you!
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>>723256631
Fuck off
Go pan handle on the street if you can't take pan handling online
You'd probably be triggered by all the nice cars too
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>>723264464
Would love to hear why I'm wrong. Oh wait, I'm not.
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>>723257409
Ever heard of a hard day's work?
It's what gets you nice shit after you've had an education (which you done goofed)

Assuming OP isn't a dumbass troll and telling the truth...why the fuck would he embezzle the government for some poorfag probably on welfare already sucking up tax payers money
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>>723264749
Nah! Im done talking with you! Because you're so obviously bait, i have no more interest in speaking with you.

And someone who has "accomplishe so much" like yourself, SHOULD already be able to see both sides of the situation! But alas, i guess you cant.

Considering your bait and all.

Have a good one kiddo! Dont forget your lunch money and your kiss from mom!
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>>723258665
Nigger I'll talk shit to poor people who claim to be victims of their surroundings any day
Do work and improve your life or KYS
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>>723259387
Not only are you poor as fuck
You also are a sad little man who is clinging to the hope some anon full of shit is going to give you a mattress
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Aaaand now we have samefagging in the thread.

Well, time to ditch this fagfest. See ya cunts.
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>>723262384
This
I've been working in one restaurant and made that much this past year
Poor fag just is a dipshit (no ged) who works 3 fucking jobs and can't make $20k
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>>723264950
Okay. But I'm right, so I'm happy you're fucking off. This thread needs less poorfag pandering bullshit.
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Seriously who is so low they beg for a mattress on 4chan? Thank god I went back to school and got my degree in nuclear biology. Not only that but I did so while I was working a full time job too. Go cry on someone elses shoulder
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>>723256978
Underrated post
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