>had to stay in hospital for 2 weeks when I was 15 >Extremely

should have said yes and let that bitch scrape the jizz off

fucking beta

yip. that's why they wear the gopros now

>>723251408
I was in the hospital for 1 week when I was 15 and not wanking was the hardest thing I had to do.
Also I had appendicitis so the doctor had to fondle my balls to see if they were inflamed. Almost cracked a fat, lucky she was ugly.

>>723251526
I had appendicitis as well. The nurse pulled down my pants barely above my dick to check around that area, I immediately got hard.

>>723251475
Kek, I was very ashamed and it would probably feel awkward to have some cute nurse stand there while I masturbate.

>>723251491
What

Anybody who has a similar story?

>14 at the time
>in hospital for abdominal surgery
>guy comes in to shave me
>young (20's), beard, heavy set
>lifts up my gown, lathers up my public area and stats shaving me
>has gloves on
>holding my cock and moving it around while he's shaving
>can't help but to spring a woodie
>he keeps shaving like it's nothing
>can't hold off and cum right when he's finished
>he takes a warm cloth and wipes me down
>smiles and says I'm all set
>me: beet red

>>723251526
yo same my nigger
Is appendicitis common? And why are all nurses really cute?

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>>723252725
You're such a faggot dude. Kek

>>723253281
>>723252725
Yeah anon. Gay as fuck.
I can't get a woodie unless someone is beating it with a tire iron

>>723252746
Appendicitis is common because the organ has lost its use.

>>723252725
Fag

>>723251475
they deal with your shit and piss. they bring you food and your medications, and they're paid for that.

they aren't paid extra to flog your tiny noodle, or clean up after you. show some fucking self-control.

>>723254717
SHE FUCKING ASKED, NIGGER

>>723251491
elaborate cause im about to take a beating to end up in hospital right fucking now.

>be teenager
>in hospital for a month
>don't masturbate because I can actually fucking control myself

>>723252725
Reminds me of a weird experience Ihad
> 15
> have chronic ball pain for last 6 months
>Specialist orders an ultra sound of my balls
>go to the appt super nervous
>middle aged guy puts warming gel on my balls
>grabs my cock and moves it around while he runs the ultra sound gun all over my sac
>he tries making small talk
> "I have a son thats about your age"

>>723255597
Haha

>>723255421
How old were you?

When I was 14 I lived in a group home. One day all the boys had to have a physical. 10 of us go in one at a time. Two young nurses turning heads to cough. We all have to go back in to see the real doctor, turns out they were just fondling our balls. A friend of theirs would later tell us they were playing a game to see if they could guess our sizes.

>>723256142
What a bunch of cunts. Fondle your balls and don't even jerk you off.

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>>723251408
>had to stay in hospital for a few weeks when i was 15
>have to fap
>nurse comes in
>she notices me fapping
>asks me if i need help with it
>tell her yeah suck my cock bitch
>i cum in her mouth and she swallows
>she says thanks and i tell her to fuck off

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>>723255597

>>723256435
>and then you woke up with your body pillow full of cum

>>723256435
A+ for effort.

>>723256142
This doesn't even make sense at all.

>>723251408

Ah, stories of regret. They are truly the god-tier of literature. If you don't regret taking her up on that offer, you should.

>>723254717

She did offer. Which means there is something she planned on getting out of it. Even if was just the thrill of illegally handling a cum-covered teenage cock.

>>723251526
I was in for 2 months

>>723252725
Holy fuck you cant read fucking nothing in here without 52 birds chirpin what they think about your prick

>>723256939

Did you reply to the wrong post?

>>723257030
Nope. Female nurse. AH SHWEET THATS SO COOL. Male. ARGH RABBLE RABBLE CHOP IT OFF REEEEEEE

>>723252725

The whole time he's thinking, "What an unn-fucking-believable faggot this kid is. I fucking hate my job."

>>723257329
No. He sounds fucking based and the kid pressure washed the ceiling

>>723257234

You should probably link to the offending replies and not the story.

>>723257430
Why? Get 52 slobs on my ass?

>>723257396

>>based
>>not reacting to someone having an orgasm from shaving

No. The nurse should have said something. Possibly referencing therapy. It's not normal or healthy to have an orgasm from a razor or a tiny bit of handling. That's a shitty faggot nurse.

>>723257499

There was only like 4 replies. Are you having an autism?

>>723257722
I hadn't realised the full details of the post. They dont have time for that. Do you say same for any other guys with females? Any other activities? Fuck no
>>723257763
None of this is important. You're a nag and command no one

>>723253450
Desensitised Jew cock, I'm calling it now.

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>>723257722
He probably came from the dude jerking his cock around. Not a razor on his balls you retard.

>>723258150
idk, man. A razor on my balls always gets me hard

>>723255104
no, some anon said she offered. that's like Trump saying he's gonna build a wall.

> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
> Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>723258295
>that's like Trump saying he's gonna build a wall.
The orders for the walls construction were just sent. The wall will be finished within the month.

>>723258048

It's literally the nurses job to care for the patient. That includes soliciting advice. That's what they do. The doctors hotfix, the nurses care. If you're a nurse and you don't care, then you're shit and you should quit. It wouldn't matter if it was a man or a woman nurse, if the patient blew a load from being shaved, the patient needs a few more minutes to get some advice and therapy references. Any nurse whowould just wipe up and say, "Good job, Tiger!", is a shit nurse.

>>723253281
>he gets a handjob
>he cums
I don't think a penis knows the difference whether it's a chick or a dude beating it. Doesn't make him a fag.

>>723258934
You do. If you can't keep yourself from getting hard when a man rubs your dick, you are gay.

>>723259039
I can't keep myself from getting hard when I rub my own dick. I am a guy. Does that make me gay?

>>723258829
Patients are not to be shamed for bodily functions in a hospital. Ever. Especially if they are doing job like you were some guinea pig. And then they shame you? Are you a flying nun?
>>723259205
This. Men love men but hate two men it's fucked

>>723259205
retarded arguement

>>723259405
Then debate it, if it's so retarded.

>>723259449
The obvious answer is no. If I have to explain this, I do not think I will get anything from speaking to you.

>>723259575
Then getting hard if a dude rubs your dick isn't gay. It's just two bros helping each other out. The romans did it all the time.

>>723259658
There's so many webcam videos of like two to seven guys just comparing halfies. He can't debate it. It's cool. Some guys don't give a fuck. Some get all antsy

>>723259658
K

>>723259658
I fap to traps and gay porn, but could not keep it up to fuck a crossdresser. That shit is hella gay

Why do we have to discuss gay stuff?

>>723260219
Why did you ask that

>be in the hospital when I was 15
>place is full of cute college aged nurses
>there's this one who sneaks glances at me but has never actually helped me
>one day catch her peaking in and make eye contact
>she gets embarrassed and runs off
>decide to pass out
>next day wake up and catch her again, doesnt see me this time
>evil idea comes into my head
>next time i see her whip out my dick and start beating it
>she keeps staring for a few seconds, then walks off
>continue this for a week
>last day im in hospital same nurse comes in my room
>doesn't know ive been spying on her spying on me
>whip out my dick while shes there
>she litterally goes into full panic mode
>double takes behind her to make sure nobody is looking, face turns bright red
>"what are you--"
>ask her if she can help me to the bathroom (theres a small bathroom in all rooms, i broke leg so cant walk without help)
>she reluctantly helps me out of bed, i grab a titty
>she doesn't flinch, just keeps helping me walk
>once inside bathroom i force her head down on my cock
>she doesn't even resist
>about 5 minutes later im fucking her from behind over a toilet
>blow the largedt load of my life
>cum litterally dripping
>mfw some 21 year old babe rode on my 7 inch cock

>>723260256
>tfw /b/ stories arent even close to reality anymore

>>723260256
Pretty good, I rate 8/10

>>723260256
>15
>7 inches

LULZ

>>723260633
Jealous? ;)

>>723260732
Timestamp

>>723260772
faggot

>>723260772
Well I'm obviously not 15 now, dumbass.

>>723251408
Nurse here. Don't worry about it. We see some ungodly stuff on the job. A teen wacking it is the least of our concerns. She will have forgotten about it 3 minutes later.

>>723260879
Yeah but your dick didn't fall off, faggot. Timestamp.

>>723260911
What made you want to become a nurse?

The idea of helping people appeals to me but the idea of helping maintain needles and stuff along with bodily waste is just repulsive.

>>723253513
Don't you think that's stupid though? I mean imagine how many people would have died by now without surgery. Its seems like a major design flaw.

>>723260854
Wow so original clammo

>>723258150

I guess I never really understood the premature ejaculator. Even my first time was a fucking marathon. 2 god damn hours. Mind you, that could have been because my GF bought long-lasting for-her-pleasure condoms. I still take the piss out of her for that after 11 years. Now I am like, "I'm gonna be done in 8 minutes, you better be too." Oddly enough it works, I rarely finish before her.

>>723255597
just laughed so hard I got light headed

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>>723260962
Here, faggot.

>>723260256
anyone want a part 2?

>>723258829
>Good job, tiger

lost it

>>723261592
Oh goodness it's so pencilley and circumcised and not 7"

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>Be me playing gameboy in backseat
>On my way to the hospital
>Don't even know what i'm going for
>Walk in and see the hottest young nurse in the world
>Straight out of a movie
>I see people sitting down at the table and chairs but they are mainly old
>Don't want to sit next to old people
>See hospital has computer set up
>Walk up to it to see what games it has
>I pause and just stare at the screen
>I think for a moment about what I would do to the nurse if I could
>Get hard really quick
>I think I hear her call my name
>Oh shit oh fuck oh shit
>Slowly walk up to the front desk where the nurse is
>Silently staring at each other
>Oh fuck did she not even call me?
>She's just staring at me
>I have to talk to her, Okay don't screw this up
>Before I can say anything she starts giving me the "Welcome!" speech
>I'm not even listening to her
>I'm just thinking about what to say once she stops talking
>The moment never comes
>Mfw I never got the chance to say a word to her
>She just took my Pokemon and healed them and gave them back to me without giving me a chance to respond
>"We hope to see you again!"
>Turn off my gameboy and start spazzing out in the backseat
>If the real hospital is like this it's going to suck

>>723261647
Naw, that's just the angle. It's 7 inches on the dot.

>>723261592
>Undressed yourself and wrote a time stamp on your hand and jacked off so you could show your erect cock to another man on the internet
>Calling anyone else a faggot

You've fallen for my ruse, anon. Now your reputation is to be called into question.

>>723261768
Ok. Well. It's nothing to write home about. And it's not 7"

>>723259352

That's not shaming. Talking about it after it happens in a mature way isn't shaming. Leaving him to his own thoughts about what happened will lead to self-shaming and greentext stories on 4chan.

>>723261832
You're a potato. It wouldn't happen. Period. He doesn't need therapy. You fucken do

>>723261780
Oh no, whatever will i do. How ever will I rebuild my reputation now that every anon knows that I posted my cock on /b/? Especially when they know my na- o wait

>>723261145
If you regularly eat raw/bloody meat, then It gets used and you dont have problems

>>723261970
Face it, you fool. Your career will be in shambles once this hits the networks.

>>723261901

Why you so butt-hurt? You'd rather have shit nurses that pretend not to notice things happening than admit there is a problem.

>>723260256

>broken leg
>can't walk
>bent her over and fucked her standing up

What are you, retarded?

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>>723258295
>like Trump saying he's gonna build a wall.

I honestly don't understand this.
>You have a person running for the leadership of your country.
>He says he will build a wall to stop an immigration problem.
>He provides no other concrete ideas and suggestions to what else he will do.
>He provides no accurate statistics on the problems he claims to be able to combat.
>You think "oh by "by build a wall." he must mean he will enact stricter policies for immigration laws and deportation laws.

Honestly. As a man from the outside looking in seeing this I am baffled as to how many people /pol/ was able to fool with simple memes.

>>723262126
All you care about is the lack of estrogen involved in the story

>>723261685
7-8/10 m8

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>>723261630
Does that part two include you getting cancer cause im down

>>723262159
>be on /b/
>ask if someones a retard

are you?

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>>723261798
It's 7 inches, fam.

>>723262285
>moves camera away from base
I don't like the shape of your head. Restore the fiveskin lost on your jew cock

>>723262036
NOOOOOOO

>>723261977
So if I don't I'll get appendicitis? Because I never. Is that sopose to be just to lower chances? I thought appendix was for plant food fermentation.

>>723262252

Excellent question evasion Cuck xd

>>723262344
Nigger, do you know how hard it is to jack off and measure AND take a pic at the same time?? Give me a sec, you asshole.

>>723262421
Dont bone press

>>723262176

I've stated several times that it doesn't matter if it was a man or a woman nurse. The fact that he ejaculated from a shaving session should have been addressed.

You keep projecting your need to be gay on me. Please stop.

>>723262344
Dubs speak must replace foreskin

>>723262492
No im not. I know so many people who work in there. OP's story was same as one you came in here to bitch about. Ive heard stories like these many many times. Take your yeast infections and go

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>>723262485

>>723262596
Fine. And now i'd blow you. Imma re measure myself tonite for first time in years and years. That was really hard to believe

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mfw seeing the amount of faggottry on this thread

>>723259205
Yes, very much so.

>>723262747
>>723262768
Babby's first sex anything of anything

>>723262747
Does it make you hard? ;)

>>723262889
yes

>>723262593

OPs story involves a nurse who caught her patient masturbating and said she would help cleaning up if he finishes. She was half-way out the door and clearly didn't want to deal with that shit but since he bound to bed she did her fucking job.

The other story is about a boy getting his stomach and mons shaved, and blowing a load. Both situations are fucked. Nurse A said what she was supposed to. She reminded him that he was fucked in bed and she'd have to help clean up. Nurse B said, "All good then, eh!?", and fucked off leaving a confused boy to deal with what happened.

>>723261685
My nigga!

>>723263119
Fuck this i got shit to do. You're an illiterate. No wonder nobody knows custy service no more

>>723262889
Yep

>>723260633
Are you that short docked to believe a 15 year old can't have a huge dick? Does your dick even grow after 14? I've had the same 8 inch dick since I lost my virginity as a freshmen. Granted it was fairly small in elementary school and middle school, once I "finished" puberty everything was fine.

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>>723263178

Of course! It makes sense now!

>>723263313
You've posted maybe 16 posts about fucking nothing. Not a fucking damn thing. Not even a funny troll or a larp. Just. Fart breathing

>>723263408

You've been replying the whole time. At least be honest with yourself. I'm sick as a dog and literally can't do fuck all else right now. Why the fuck are you here?

>>723263558
People cum. Fuck off

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You niggers have given me the best distraction from organic chemistry

>>723263609

Ya.

>>723251408
Never had pasta this early in the morning before

>>723257329
Lmaooo
My sides

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>>723261685
You did it 8.5/10

>>723253450
You must forget what it's like to be 14. I'd get hard in a stiff wind.

>>723260256
>decide to pass out

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>>723251408
>at urologist's office
>family history of prostate cancer
>going to have the "urologist's handshake"
>doctor has intern with him that day. asks if intern can participate. tell him OK
>get to the handshake. he tell me to lean over exam table (the one with the paper covering on it)
>he gloves up, lubes up and goes in to examine my prostate
>tells intern that there are some abnormalities in one quadrant. tells intern to check it out
>intern gloves and lubes and goes it
>he's poking around there for a minute, says he can't feel it
>doctor goes back it, probes around and explains where it is
>intern goes back in. hunts around the prostate and finally finds what he's looking for
>doctor says he's finished
>stand up and there's a huge wet spot on the exam table
>doctor looks at me and says "it looks like it's working OK"
>mfw

>>723265010

h-hot

>be 17
>think I have phimosis since I can't pull back foreskin
>Go to doctor
>Figure they will just give me a female doctor
>Nope
>Tells me that phimosis is something you're born with, not something that appears outta nowhere
>Wants to check what's wrong
>Sit on the bed
>She pulls my pants down
>Puts on gloves
>Pulls my foreskin back
>It hurts and burns but get rock hard anyway
>She examines my dick from close by while she moves it around
>Look down and see her face near my dick
>She lets loose
>She tells me I have to wash under my foreskin better
>Did that anyway but whatever
>Some days later my dick is fine

>>723261259
>Condoms
Well, a good handjob is better than condoms. Condoms ruin sex, you can't feel much at all.

>>723263178
Sorry what's custy service? Non-american here

>>723265421
Sometimes I want to make fake complaints about my dick because my doctor is really cute and healthcare is free here, but I never actually go through with it.

>>723265010
>it looks like its working okay
How many times have you orgasmed during prostate funny? Did you like it?

>>723261685
I've been had

>>723265421
>Figure they will just give me a male doctor*

>>723262492
>You keep projecting your need to be gay on me. Please stop.
I don't know why but I am laughing so hard at this

>>723262162
>I honestly don't understand this.
That's because you're clinically retarded, most likely. Seek help. His policies do extend past the two-minute smear-snip they show in your local media after which they lie for ten straight minutes, before moving on to today's crime caused by immigrants and why they didn't do nuffins.

t. Swede

>>723252725
Intensely erotic.

>>723255421
I give you congrats, the longest I have gone without busting a nut since I was 12 years old was a whole solid 15 days stretch.

>>723265705
Might sound fun but do you really want her to think there is something wrong with your dick

>>723251475
this. op fucked up

>>723252725
Shit dude, sorry to hear that

>>723266759
Longest I've gone with out masturbating since like age 10 is 3-4 days I congratulate you good sir

>>723252725
not gay but this is cute

>>723255597
Same but it was an old asf lady and they just put gel in my nut sack my mom was there but i had a towel underneat so they didn't see my goodies.

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>>723258382

>>723262162
People are stupid.

>>723251408
who's that girl OP?

>>723268241
Some russian woman

>>723261685
Nice

>>723260256
>>723260633
>>723263280
>7 inches
>huge
Bitch please, 7 inches is average. I'm well aware of this fact. That said, it's possible for a 15 year old to have that, I had 7 inches in HS too.