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>greentext thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>greentext thread
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>>723250367
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>>723250794
>>723250532
i hate you twice.
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long read, but so worth it
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1/?
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2/?
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Want me to go on??
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>>723250367
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
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>>723250857
fuck, this got me
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>>723251449
Woah there friend you should put warnings before you post something like that
I got cut reading that shit bro
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>>723251311
Shit,didnt need that
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>Here is some greentext
>for your greentext thread
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>>723251924
Got cut?.. I got aids
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>>723250367
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
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>>723251449
Are you going to post this shit in EVERY thread??
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Classic
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>>723254166
Fucking check out m sweet dubs you faggots!! Pic related
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>>723254201
That went better than I thought it would.
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>>723251311
Come on dude.
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>>723251449
Hmmmmm I dont think that happened
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>>723254657
Top fucking zozzle
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>>723255560
I'm autistic please explain.
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>>723255648
space niggers
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>>723255648
>being this new
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>>723255648
No.
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>>723255560
nice trips
checked
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>>723256149
That's not how it works faggot
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>>723256350
check'd!
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>>723250367
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>>723250367

>I just can't repeat without shuddering

Made me jiggle giggle so fuckin hard
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>>723255051
*SNEEZE* BULLSHIT *SNEEZE*
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>>723251240
i dun get it
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>>723255648
Open the door, get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>723256181
>conservative fags trying to state that getting fucked in the ass doesn't count as sex

:THINKING:

SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION WITH HAND HOLDING FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RECREATION ONLY. FINAL DESTINATION.
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>>723257360
tfw I'm too autistic to piece together the letters.
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>>723258099
its ok anon, I am a high functioner
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>>723251431
oh lord my sides pls help
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>>723258568
>>723258663
No idea what i'm posting. Just random files
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>>723250367
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
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>>72325856
kek
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>>723251311
IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE!
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woops wrong person

>>723258568
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>>723252291
This thing has an update?!
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>>723251311
...wow thats just sad, hope that fucking cunt of a mom rots in hell
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>>723251401
Wasnt there a follow up to this?
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>>723250767

fake as fuck.
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>>723251449
And I thought the holocaust was edgy.
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>>723252291
This thread was worth it for this post that I've never seen.
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>>723251449
L0L you are unreasonably KEK
you sure made me LOL
you will fit right into this online community!
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please does anyone have the greentext with this cuck doing a threesome with another man and his gf, i remember it ended w/ something like "thinking about changing my identity" or smth.
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