I'm not going into detail but a string of unfortunate events

yeah bro i can help you. just dont be such a fucking pussy.

>>723247855
Okay

>>723247779
>a nig
you are already dead

>>723247779
Hahahah yaaaaaa cause self harm is always a normal human function!

You are obviously retarded, kys.

Seek some professional help because of your obvious mental health disorder.

Dude, just ice it or throw on a cold steak. Take pain relievers to clear your head and if you do look a little squinty you have being a chink on your side

Pretty sure your face was always fucked

lmao

>>723247779
Maybe control your emotions and not be a fuckin bitch.

first open your eyes...

>>723247779
Wrap ice in cling film then put that cling film in a dry towel.

Take anti-inflammatory tablets preferably with a strong painkiller element like solpadeine or an opoid based to make your body heal (it'll make you drowsy and sleep more as rest will help)

Make sure to drink a lot of water.

Probably smoke a bowl for medicinal reasons.

-Medical Student

>>723247779
If your job is Pewter City Gym Leader then don't worry about it, you got this

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>>723247779
I think we found the most autistic person on /b/

This made my night lmao

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A string of unfortunate events...

Riggght......

>>723249358
Kek

>i let someone piss me off so bad that i slammed my own face into a wall and killed my chances of getting the job i worked to get the interview for


you fucking idiot

>>723247779

Don't stress. Nobody will hire you anyway, no matter whether you have beaten your own mongoloid face in or not.

>>723247779
Kill yourself end your miserable life