Is NASA about to announce the discovery of extra terrestrial

>>723247607
https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-to-host-news-conference-on-discovery-beyond-our-solar-system

>>723247607
no

thumbs it down space discovery is useless, we need social changes and medical changes

>>723247709
One discovery of an "alien" civilization could possibly put the human race thousands upon thousands of years ahead from where we are now, in mere decades. How can you say it's irrelevant.

No they always hype up stupid shit no one else is interested in hearing

>>723247881
>no monkeys are interested in hearing

you should really fix that, you monkey

>>723247607
NASA and the MSM does this shit once a week.
Its clickbait.

>>723248058
LOL @ buying into any Nasa hype

>>723248192

a true monkey, go eat some banana's

it's probably just another planet that looks like it may have some kind of atmosphere which just might be able to allow for carbon based life forms to possibly survive

>>723248383
He's not wrong. NASA loves to tease small unimportant bits as huge discoveries. Obv they do this to try to capture the interest of the public at large in hopes of securing more federal funding, but I think it's having the opposite effect. NASA fatigue if you will. I'm hoping it's big this time, but it will probably just be:

>HUGE DISCOVERY!!!
>"We're not sure but we think this dirt formation means there was once a stream on Mars. We are like 30% sure at this point."

>>723247607
All we will know is that we are alone in this universe.

Also WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
is happening to 4chan?
Hiro is doing a bad job

>>723247607
No.

NASA will say there is earth like planet in 3000 light years away.

>>723247709
Go be a cuck somewhere else

>>723247607
>NASA ANNOUNCES MAJOR DISCOVERY!!!!
>Folks, we've discovered a small rocky planet orbiting a white dwarf in its habitable zone.

Fucking white dwarfs dont HAVE a habitable zone.

>>723248698
This this this this this this this this.
4chan is either getting ddos'd or hiro can't afford the bandwidth

>>723247607
Did you even read the article? All it talks about is new exoplanets they found, literally billions of them outside the solar system

>>723247877
Not him but it's just not necessary at this point. I don't mean we shouldn't devote some time to it, but maybe just not as much as we are now. Don't get me wrong, low orbit satellites are an amazing piece of tech. But look at the state of the world, I honestly think we should be trying to protect our planet and becoming united before leaving.

But at the same time, with the way shit it going now. We'll go full FUBAR on Earth and be begging NASA to take us away withing the next century.

>>723247607
Prolly something more like
>we found more earth like rocky planets in the habitable zone of another star system

They find the gas giants all the time, since they are bigger, easier to spot via light distruption as it transits and the gravitational wobbles planets exert on their host stars.

Most likely it's something like
>finding multiple earth like rocky planets in a single solar system

or something similar.

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>>723247607
Astronomy anon here!
Sadly this is the only picture of my telescopes I can upload because 4chan file size my pictures are like 2mb plus can't resize on my phone.

Why do people always assume alien races would be peaceful and more advanced than us?

First contact could end up being humans sending a satellite to a distant planet that gets chewed up by a bunch of spacerats.

>>723247607
if they do, theyre just gonna say how some of the chemical make up from a planet 502349324 light years away makes up that of one that has carbon or methane emissions which can be caused by bacteria deep in the soil or some shit, just like they said about mars.

Go home NASA shills. We all know there is no space and we are on a flat earth.

>>723249294
Usually the smarter you are the more evil you are. If a civilization is at a state in technology where they can traverse galaxies, they have the means to destroy planets. We need to keep to ourselves.

>>723249294
Gravitational fields directly affect time as we know it. Thus it's a safe assumption to say that a planet inhabited by an "alien" race , of which the planet has an altered gravitational field could imply that the planet is hundreds or thousands of years more advanced than we are. It's simple science, dummy.

>>723249420
If the Earth is flat then explain how birbs migrate without going off into space.

birbs: 1
Flat earf: 0

>>723247607
no

>>723249553
>Usually the smarter you are the more evil you are.

lolwhat? no

I can't remember the last time NASA ever announced something interesting or worthwhile.

>>723249553
There is no good nor evil. These are just concepts created by us to maintain order.

>>723247709
Check this cunt hahahahahahahhaha

Space exploration is essential to the human races survival.... Just need an asteroid a few miles across to put us back into the stone age. Or nuclear war or a global epidemic. Yes, all far fetched and probably will never happen. But that's the key word 'probably'.

Actually guys this Nasa Press conference is the real deal.. I know someone who works at Nasa and they are finally going to admit the existence of Nibiru. They can no longer hide this any longer after they give the press conference the rest of the world media will be talking about it.

>>723249687
Spoken like one of the true uneducated

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>>723249576
They fly underneath it and back round the other side.
also
>birbs

>>723249051
>we should be trying to protect our planet and becoming united before leaving.

Protect it from what? ourselves? and uniting is a good idea, but I think discovering alien life would unite us much quicker. People right now have nothing to lose, and turn on each other for resources and greed. If faced with the monumental task of first contact, I think fear of the unknown would unite most of us.

>mfw aliens arrive and witness the acts of /pol/
>from peaceful contact to annihilation overnight

>>723249576
NASA of course controls and creates the birbs and leads us to think they are migrating. You of course know this being a paid birb shill and all. Us woken know the truth and will spread it. Fuck you birb.

I'm guessing closeby exoplanet with water and atmosphere, based on who's at the meeting.

>>723249823
Will there be a poll to decide the name ?

>>723249051
Pretty much agree with you. We wont ever be completely united, so we might as well develop the tech to leave this shitty planet before some random meteorite decides to crash into our earth again or we blow it up ourselves

>>723249561

>thousands of years is a large amount of time in evolutionary terms

So society and technology advanced at an equal rate between 200,000,000BC and 199,997,000BC compared to 1000BC and 2000AD?

>>723249687
i think the mission to Europa was a cool announcement.

>>723247607
new spacesuit with toilets.

>>723249943
>closeby
This is what I always find amazing, saying closeby when even if you saw the actual Ayyy lmaos on the surface we wouldn't be able to say hi.

>>723249858
1. All birbs know that Uturns are not permitted at the edge of the Earth.
2. That actually makes a lot of sense. Fear of the unknown would bring us together.

>>723249903
You can't prove I'm a birb. I'm not listening to you. LALALALALALALALA

>>723250132

>send a mobile phone to that planet
>text them

>>723250123
>It's just a butt flap like some toddler onesie.

>>723247607
no. just cool looking planets and big stars that spin weird

>>723247607
no

>>723250188
But how would they know how to speak our language?

>>723250775
Don't send them text messages then. Send them an MMS video with some interpretive dance.

>>723247607
Religions of the world on suicide watch by the end of the day.

http://creation.com/extrasolar-planets-problems-for-evolution

>Scripture is clear that God supernaturally created the earth and the universe in four consecutive, normal-length days and that the universe is relatively young.

>>723247607

You are on the wrong board.

This is the "Casual" board.

AKA , what used to be the main/3edgy5me board.

Now /b/ is just a home for who doesn't want to be a /pol/ trap, Nazi, jew, pedo, who actually got some attention that all us b/tards never wanted.

>rule; don't fuck with football

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>>723251796
Who cares you underage faggot go kill yourself, we can talk about whatever we want

>>723247607
>mfw alien federation of planets that love Trump
>mfw liberalism was exterminated by alien race due to its' malignant tendencies and fascist roots
>mfw aliens ascended to the cosmos after banning liberalism and began harvesting other worlds for resources
>mfw could have been us
>mfw instead we argue about fluid genders and trigger pronouns and post shitty memes on imgur

All of u guys saying this is nothing.... did u even read this quote?? "while we can't share details yet, let's just say it could very easily provide us with new settings for many future works of science fiction.”

>>723250988
>not sending them a porno

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Leaked NASA photo from the press conference.

>>723249094
Thats a nice setup you got there space anon

>>723248876
This.

>>723249957
Planety McPlanetface

>>723253806
>not fapping to interprative dance

I'm gonna settle this right now without even reading the thread

>b-but searching for aliens is important!!!

Government won't tell you if they find em anyways so who cares

>is NASA about to announce the discovery of extra terrestrial life in outer space

First off there's no need to add "in outer space" fuckhead extra terrestrial means from outside the earth. Second, Government won't tell you if they find em anyways so who cares

>>723255235
Mah bollocks. That kind of discovery would be impossible to cover up.

>conspiritard detected

>>723255406
How so?

>>723248670
Actually, I predict it will be more like
"Broad spectrum analysis showed a deviation in the blue section of light. This means there may be water that could sustain life. We cannot be sure, but in a few years we will have a new telescope up to take a better look. Not that it matters, since this is at least 1200 light years away, and we will never be able to reach it within the next 15 generations of human life...."

>>723249094
Wow, that looks expensive. Want.

>>723247607

They have to do stuff like this to keep the funding coming. The $$$ they get depends on public response.

>>723247607
>We needs more money for dem programs
>also, global warming
>thank you

>>723255561
Because it wouldnt be 'discovered' by a small team of CIA goons in a smokey bunker. It would be discovered in a large astronomy facility and word would spread like wildfire.

The real world is like Jason Bourne films.

>>723249764
Why would anyone make up the concept of evil in order to keep balance? The fuck mate

>>723249576
(((birb)))

>>723254805
This

>>723249094
nice anon, seen anything spooky up there?

>>723255235
Go home Mulder

>>723255235
wtf are you talking about? they have released once classified documents stating extraterrestrials and saucers etc, they probably wont say it in person but there is plenty of evidence they have released.

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>>723249553

>Usually the smarter you are the more evil you are.

>>723247877
how do you think that would happen?

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Nasa found out OP's faggotry extends beyond our solar system.

>>723255786
We're talking about NASA here. If NASA found aliens and tried to organize a press conference to announce it to the world that shit would be smacked down so fast

>>723256661
kek

>>723256003
In order for there to be order, there has to be an absolute good, and an absolute evil. Without religion these things don't exist. So it would make sense that someone who isn't religious would believe that we made those concepts up

>>723256687
Dreaming. This is 2017 not 1950. It would be on twitter in minutes.

Thats why I know this presser will be some drab shit like new evidence for quantum pincushions or seagulls shit on telescope lens

>>723256958
>implying a scientist would find alien life and tweet out "just found aliens fam, ayy lmao."

>>723257087
No but he would run down the hall bashing on every window and telling every fucker he could that he just changed the world.

One things for sure he wouldnt call the fucking CIA so the goons could bring over the black suburbans and shut the place down.

You idiot.

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>>723247709
>he's not part of the 1%

sucks to be you

>>723257259
You really think NASA can organize a press conference saying they've got something huge and the CIA won't look into that shit before the press conference?

You idiot

I'm not saying it's impossible for it to get out but it's not a conspiracy to say that the last thing the government wants is mass panic and confusion

>>723249094
damn I want setup like this! Only thing I could afford right now was a DSLR and some binoculars. Still love it tho. Just looking at the Pleiades through them at a clear night is breathtaking

>>723257549
Its irrelevant what the government wants. That kind of discovery literally cannot be contained in 2017.

>>723249094
If you use one telescope to look at the image from the other telescope, wouldn't that just be the most amazing thing ever?

>>723256264
I haven't seen such things but can already tell you they don't prove shit if we're still discussing if aliens are out there

>>723249687
There was that announcement last week that they finally were able to fit the entirety of your mom's vagina into one camera image by pointing the Voyager II camera back at Earth.

>>723247607
No, it would hAve leaked already if it were that big

>>723247607
Probably more along the lines of "we found a bunch of exoplanets that are in the sweet spot from the sun" type thing. They do this every year or two. "We're going to make a major announcement in two days" and it whips up public interest for a bit and then it's a bunch of dry boring stats.

If it was extraterrestrial life,it'd be leaked before the conference.

>>723247709
Kys you fucking faggot

>>723247607
Fake news

>>723247607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-42dDPGeKs

>>723257740
Either way we both agree on OPs question. This presser won't tell us jack shit

>>723249094
can you take pictures with it ?
Could you share with us ?
I'm thinking about buying one too, but I really don't know what those things are capable of

>>723247877
It would take ages for another planet to travel to earth.

>>723248595
This
They won't even have any real pictures of it. Just a faint dot and a artist rendition.

Prolly got pareidolic and saw some alien faces on a rock. Thats what I think it will be about

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What are you gonna do America ?

>>723258863
It's not even gonna be that. It's gonna be some burnout hippie talking about extrasolar masses and their chemical makeup while smoking a bong and listening to old T-Rex albums.

Fuckin' NASA is full of these guys.

>>723247607
You're an idiot. Did you even read the article? Clearly not, because no where in there does it say anything about extra terrestrial life. Take ten deep breaths and touch your mothers genitals in a deviant manner before you even consider typing another word, faggot.

>>723259153
No need to build a space wall. That is what the firmament is

>>723248192
This is why niggers don't have a space program.

>>723258720
That's a fucking cell phone tower

>>723259296
The firmament is just a fictional place taken out of a fictional story. Kind of like how heaven and hell don't really exist.

>>723259172
That actually sounds pretty cool. I'd blaze with that dude.

>>723247607
You're forgetting that NASA consists of a bunch of nerds. They're probably going to announce trace amounts of a gas has been seen on a planet.

>>723258783
Don't buy cheap telescopes. If you don't have the funds get a good pair of binoculars.

>>723259620
Trace amounts of gas seen leaving Uranus.

>>723259408
STFU
You really don't know what you're talking about....
Firmament is the work of God you can't deny it can you ?

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>>723259719
That caught me off guard. Lost. Kek. FML.

>>723259665
What's the Price/Trademark to aim if I don't want cheap ?

>>723259665
Just get a 70 dollar barska.

>>723247607
I hope so, but it more than likely wont be. Part of me believes if we did discover life on another planet, they wouldnt wait to make a statement. That would be headline news around the world.

If anything, its just another planet we found that orbits its parent star in the "habbital zone." Possibly a planet with an atmosphere

>>723259910
also, is it hard to get pictures if I hook it up to a camera ?
Maybe there are products that are designed for this purpose ?