wat do?

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>This is not going to go the way you think it is.

COME AT ME RONDA ROUSEY

Beat that bitch up because I'm 6'5

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Science:
Almost all men are stronger than almost all women

truefact, google that study up

I'm 5'5" and I'll still ruin any woman who thinks she's tough. Estrogen ain't got shit on years of testosterone pumping through my muscles

Kick her in the nuts

Double leg this bitch and transition to a banana split and force fist her pussy

>me having a wife
>me
>a wife

Lol, nope.

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stab her

>>723247475
surrender myself, as she approaches i will attempt to blush and say "p..please be gentle, onichan~"
i will the attempt to make her kokoro go doki doki and start crying.
if she beats me up i'll kick her ass when she least expects it and fuck her instantly.
if she feels bad for me, i'd still do the same.

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>>723250519

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>>723247475
if my wife wants my ass kicked she can kick my ass herself

>>723248286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbBIK8CzCYo

>>723247475
test

>>723247475
> Get naked
> Smear olive oil all over me
> Start masturbating

Nobody wants to fight naked oiled masturbating man.

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>>723252929

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>>723247475
So, she's gonna beat my dick up with her vagina?

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>>723252671

top kek

>>723252929
fuck, made me wake up my flat mate from laughing.

Punch her right in the tit, then look for a lawyer as she flees to charge me with sexual assault.

>>723252929
I do
gib address

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>>723253646

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would you let this blonde warrior dominate you?

Could you beat her in an arm wrestle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF-YeWnIJfU

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>>723247475
I have a wife ?

>>723254611
spah 'round here

>>723247475
If that chick can kick your ass you deserve to have your ass kicked.

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>>723247475
Being stronger than her I dominate her and hog tie her, then call the police on her, then call a lawyer to deal with my soon to be ex-wife

>>723254611
I've seen basement dwelling virgins with more impressive blade skills and more impressive blades.

>>723254314
Let, no, if she attemptes to assault me, I would beat her unconscious.

I spent 2001-2004 in the infantry, come at me.

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>>723254611

>>723254611
dats chloe no?

>>723247475
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Bring it bitch. I'm strapped, and can fuck you in the ass after I blow your kneecap out.

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>>723256581
>I spent 2001-2004 in the infantry
>still bringing it up over a decade later
>implying you are not a giant waste of space how
>implying you are not a fatass welfare queen with some lame pussy injury you lean on so you can stay obese and milk the taxpayer

of course I'll come at you. Everyone comes at you. You're so large we can't not come at you. You pull us into your orbit fucking hamplanet.

Beat that bitch up because I'm 5'6 of PURE MUSCLE.

She can beat me up all day. At the end my last request is that I'm choked to death in between her legs.

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>>723257701
>5'6

>>723257811
Come at me brah. I can bench twice my body weight and squat thrice my body weight.

>>723254314
6'5" 225lb here
she wouldn't even be able to close the gap before getting her bell rung

>>723254314
Blondie would get clocked. The giant lesbian on the left might knock me the fuck out though