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Found this in my girlfriends phone.What do?

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Found this in my girlfriends phone.What do?
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If that's not you, i would end it
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ask her why she doesn't wear the socks. explain to her the dangers of cold feet and how the chilling of extremities, such as toes, can cause permanent damage. then show her the picture and with a quizzical serious look on your face, ask her "what the fuck were you thinking?"
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>>723229799

fuck the guy in front of her and yell the whole time to assert your dominance
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Ask biggie cheese
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>>723229799
Is it her? Does it look like it's after you started dating? Do you want to be a cuck?
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looks kinda chubby, face is a 3/10, would dump
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>>723232562
You can go into picture properties and find out when it was taken
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She looks mexican. Just have her deported.
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>>723230944
Biggie cheese, whut do?
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If she's done that she probably already fucked someone else

Leave
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OP here..

What if it's just a new trend in foot massages?
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>>723229799
Send her to get a pedi and make sure they clean the callouses off.
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>>723236703
op you make me want to kill myself
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A. Slip a fake Mexican driver's license in her back pocket.

2. Bonk her on the head like Moe does Curly.

C. Hand her over to INS

Wave at her through wall.
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>>723230319
AHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! EEERRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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>>723229799

1st of all, check those dubs. 2nd, dont overreact. it could just be her brother.
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>>723236983
That's an odd way to show love to your sister's feet, man.
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>>723229799
Why is her foot on backwards????
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>>723229799
Prepare yourself for your new life of being a cuck and likely a nigger.
>>723232945
The date is in the file name.
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>>723229799
Bi-sexual threesom of course. I mean if she found another guy she might as well share.
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>>723237699
Is literally no one else bothered that her foot is on backwards???
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>>723237874
Sweet, amputee bisexual threesom
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break things off with that T H O T
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>>723237874
>>723237276
except it's not? Do you not understand camera angles? She's taking a back shot over her shoulder. She has her leg slightly lifted so that half breed nigger can suck her toes. She's tainted OP. Dump that whore.
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>>723229799
Ask her about it a non-aggresive way. If she gets defensive, she's probably cheating.
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>>723238246
*thot
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that hoe is cheating on you with a foot fetishist
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>>723229799
ask her to do foot stuff with you, obviously
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>>723229799

Join the white knights of the Ku Klux Klan. Be a real white man for once.
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>>723229799
Next time you go out to eat tell her "you can FOOT the bill this time".
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>>723229799
What else did you fin?
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>>723238815
I bet there are better puns than this
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>>723229799
Ask her why she thought wearing flannel was a good idea with khakis. And maybe why she's sucking some fat guy's toes
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>>723238885
Yeah, anon kinda put their foot in their mouth with that one.
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If you feel the need to check your girlfriends phone, your relationship is in shitty place to start with...
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>>723229799
find the guy, beat him to shit, tell him if he contacts your gf again you will murder him.
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Puns are lame. Just be literal and kick her in the mouth for being a slut.

Then rape her, put a baby in her, stalk to make sure she has the baby, and kill the baby once it's born. But you can't. You look at it in the eyes and you see yourself. So you steal it and raise it as your own, because it is your own. The baby becomes a man (or woman) and has resentment for what you've done and kills you.

That's what you get for being a bitch who a woman feels ok with cheating on you can't even kill her for it.
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>>723229799

fuck her in the ass to punish her.
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>>723239074

maybe he was looking for nudes
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>>723239191
She would have send nudes to him if he wanted to.
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>>723239136
HAHA, not bad anon, not bad at all.
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>>723229799
1. Stay with her and accept the fact that shes cheating on you.

OR

2. Do not stand for that shit, dump her immediately, and move the fuck on.

The choice is yours, either way I leave it up to you. Godspeed, OP.
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>>723230319

And maintain unbroken eye contact.
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>>723239041
ha
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>>723230257
This!
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>>723229799
if you're asking /b/ for advice you're already a beta cuck who is going to do nothing at all
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Found this on my friends phone.. It's my sister
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>>723239412
this thread is your sister?
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>>723229799
Post it on Facebook and add some cuck comments.
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>>723229799
>Find the guy
>Break his mouth and toes
> Post the pic on her FB. Preferably under her account and change her Password. Give it enough time to circulate.
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>>723239506

Give us her facebook and I'm sure some asshole will message her and her family.
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>print picture out 100 times
>hide it throughout her life (what you do know)
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>>723229799
WHO WAS PHONE?
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>>723239174
Especially if she doesn't want it. Just get her on her back, up against the headboard and legs in the air so it's harder to get away, then squirt a shitton of lube around and shove it in. Her butt will clench up and she'll start thrashing, you'll cum buckets and be rid of the cheating whore. Everyone wins.
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>>723239316
There it is!
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>>723229799
Absolutley nothing
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>>723229799
Holy shit she's a fucking landwhale, look at those hands boys. There's enough meat to feed the whole continent of africa in those fingers.


But seriously OP, stop dating fat woman. They're nasty cumdumps for thirsty niggers who couldn't get any.
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>>723229799
post on /b/…
mission accomplished
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Is that eric andre? If so keep her around
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pastebin
/5TGLJ7gP

Good luck.
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Is her foot on backwards?
Either she has a very broken leg or its someone elses foot.
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>>723239792
I wouldn't be surprised if it was
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>>723239827
First one is hexadecimal, it states this cannot by solved by one alone. Work together and share your clues ^-^
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>>723239827

This cannot be solved by one alone. Work together and share your clues.
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Can I have a taste of her feet ?
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>>723239827

First one is This cannot be solved by one alone. Work together and share your clues.
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>>723239827

The first numbers are This cannot be solved by one alone. Work together and share your clues.
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>>723239960
You will not know what you are looking for, but you will find it with persistence
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>>723239827

This cannot be solved by one alone. Work together and share your clues. is what comes from teh hex
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>>723239910
It just looks twisted because she's fat as fuck.
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>>723239827

This cannot be solved by one alone. Work together and share your clues is translated within the hex
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>>723239827

I solved it guys.

This cannot be solved by one alone. Work together and share your clues.
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>>723239827
1st part is hex and it says
This cannot be solved by one alone. Work together and share your clues.
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>>723239827
>>723239960
third and fourth look like a 128-256 bit encryption

any idea of how to get the key?

what about second line?
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>>723239827

It's hex: This cannot be solved by one alone. Work together and share your clues.
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>>723239827

It looks like hex. Someone use one of those translators online.
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>>723240092

Good catch!

This cannot be solved by one alone. Work together and share your clues.
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Is that Casey Neistat?
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>>723239827
removed?
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>>723240146

Looks like that nigger from those hipster shows. He has a whiny voice. I can't place what show doe
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>>723240176
54 68 69 73 20 63 61 6e 6e 6f 74 20 62 65 20 73 6f 6c 76 65 64 20 62 79 20 6f 6e 65 20 61 6c 6f 6e 65 2e 20 57 6f 72 6b 20 74 6f 67 65 74 68 65 72 20 61 6e 64 20 73 68 61 72 65 20 79 6f 75 72 20 63 6c 75 65 73 2e
89 111 117 32 119 105 108 108 32 110 111 116 32 107 110 111 119 32 119 104 97 116 32 121 111 117 32 97 114 101 32 108 111 111 107 105 110 103 32 102 111 114 44 32 98 117 116 32 121 111 117 32 119 105 108 108 32 102 105 110 100 32 105 116 32 119 105 116 104 32 112 101 114 115 105 115 116 101 110 99 101 46
VGhlIGVuZCB3aWxsIG5vIGRvdWJ0IGp1c3RpZnkgdGhlIG1lYW5zLg0K
RG8gbm90IGZvcmdldC4gRG8gbm90IGdpdmUgdXAuIFlvdSB3aWxsIGJlIGdpdmVuIG1vcmUgY2x1ZXMgd2hlbiB5b3UgYXJlIHJlYWR5LiBEbyBub3QgZm9yZ2V0LiBEbyBub3QgZ2l2ZSB1cC4gQ29sbGFib3JhdGUuIFNoYXJlLiBJbnRlcnByZXQu
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>>723240231
>This cannot be solved by one alone. Work together and share your clues.
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>>723236703
suck my cock, noodz or gtfo
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>>723240231
with 4chan in the current state as it is, only our curiosity shall show us if this is related to what is happening
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>>723240282
wat
I gave up on trying to be a code breaker a while ago
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>>723230257
this
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>>723240300
I thought that might be the case, I'm far too lazy to give a fuck if this awful image board dies though.
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>>723240353
Seriously who gives a shit. It'll be back to normal in the morning.
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Second line is ASCII

>You will not know what you are looking for, but you will find it with persis
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>>723239136
Toetally right.
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>>723240507
I fucked up, it's decimal
>You will not know what you are looking for, but you will find it with persistence.
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>>723240500
yeah, or maybe it's the end of /b/. Who cares anyway?
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>>723240231
Something written in various computer speak, hex, 128enc, ASCII, potentaly something else. It's a message.
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>>723240541
Third line is BASE64
>The end will no doubt justify the means.
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>>723240567
yeah, but why should I care?
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>>723240582
Fourth line is still BASE64
>Do not forget. Do not give up. You will be given more clues when you are ready. Do not forget. Do not give up. Collaborate. Share. Interpret.
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yall going to get trolled with some stupid ass rick rolled type thing.
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>>723230319
LELELELELELELEOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD REDDIT SO FUNNY LELELELELSOLOLOLOLOLOL

FUCK OFF AND DIE
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unsee.cc
/zirupobe

>>723240216
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>>723240610
Dunno, it's interesting, what could be so ludicrous as to be unable to be spoken normally?
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>>723240682
Idk. My guess is it's someone that is trying to keep people busy and interested while image posting is down.
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>>723240670
What is that? A fungal growth with some salt matter in it?
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>>723240670
site contains a pic of google maps and a chat
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>>723229799
Ask her why she is so remarkably incompetent at taking photos.
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>>723229799
>What do?
Stop going through her phone, you shitlord
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>>723240726

looks like some google map shit lol
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>>723240231
Yea that was kinda freaky tbh
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>>723229799
>What do?
An hero
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>>723229799
Well now you gatta kill her
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>>723240790
So... What was it... Or is there more Mr Fred? I see the map, I get the frozen lake, I know of the piracy, but what more? Or is this the collab part?
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>>723240790
>>723240971
OP posted this link before removing the chat
http://www.markdalderup.com/daylight-of-darkness/the-start-of-the-world/
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>>723240216
The end will no doubt justify the means.
Do not forget. Do not give up. You will be given more clues when you are ready. Do not forget. Do not give up. Collaborate. Share. Interpret.
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>>723241009
That is the piracy I was referring to. So is this now in of itself part of the code? I'm assuming so. So let's dissect this based on meaning perhapse?
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>>723241054
there's also this picture that was used in the chat
http://imgur.com/a/2g0aq
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>>723240971

for those who forgot to save pic before it was deleted. Any clues?

https://imgur.com/a/BYyMO
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On the pic you could place a marker. Not sure what that was about.
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is anybody here going to question how her foot is twisted backwards?
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>>723229799
proof that no girl actually likes having their feet fucked with
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>>723232949
Lel
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>>723236904
A. 2. C. Interesting lol
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>>723241105
Something is in the top right corner. Looks like some numbers followed by the word 'Georgia'.
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>>723241329
2017 followed by George/Georgia, I think? That's what I can make out
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>>723240216
Woah bro totally edgy cicada hax coooool
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>>723229799
Obviously you jerk off to it.. then keep your mouth shut cause your a cuck
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>>723241366
Google. I'm a retard.
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>>723241404

obviously google maps
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>>723241404
>>723241430
any way to removed the 3D filter and track the location?
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>>723241430
Yeah, I know. I think I can also make out a '4' before the 2017. The image also looks like an anaglyph, does anyone have those old red/blue 3d glasses or a way to make that into one image?
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>>723241150

is that a link at the bottom right? cant tell cause shitty artifacting
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>>723240231
Just a bunch of betas trying to look edgy
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>>723241555

yeah it's the unsee shit that was posted in here to take us there.
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what the fuck did I just read? I don't think it even has an ending. Is it a commentary on how we farm animals? I feel like I had a stroke while reading that.
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>>723229799
Brazil?
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was this a stunt to get us to read someones strange blog art project?
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As someone who knows fuckall about computers, is there any way to peek at the EXIF data, or was it not the right kind of file?
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i think i know this guy where do you live lol
>>723229799
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>>723241602
It's a book. I never read it, or maybe he legit made a book, lots of women related issues though so far
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>>723241750
That was a book? I couldn't understand most of it. What am I missing?
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>>723241802
I'm guessing it's a book, it's ongoing too though, I'm at the end at it gets a new page every now and then. Loots and lots of bitten stuff though, like the words can be made into multiple sentences. Although all in all it feels like one of those walking sim games that are a stream of consousness.
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Butt fuck her, angrily, then turn to a life of booze and pills.

Honestly, she's a cunt. Boot her.
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>>723237438
>Date in filename

OP has only been cucked for last 7 months lol
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>>723241865
So what exactly is the point? I'm not sure why I bothered to read it.
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>>723240670
>>723240216

10minutehosting
/543323
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>>723241865
I take back my statement! These are in fact posts , look at the dates. I'm just having issues load it apparently. Back to the map though, where is that, how is it related to the murder? How about the issues with betrayal? The envy?
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>>723241957
so the posts are a coded message about a murder?
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Ok I got a midi file, that doesn't play, because it's actually more code I bet. Can someone on a PC go get that before it goes away?
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>>723241931
it's a mid file, trying to get the codecs to hear it
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Watch it be an actual ya know, meme spoop doot trumpet. Still this is interesting.
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Why does no one care what this weird experimental story has to do with the rest of everything?
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>>723242323
I tried to make sense out of the story, but it's extremely non-sensical
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>>723242323
I said earlier it might be the motive behind the situation. (How does this all die into each other? Why is the story written so it can be re-worded) right now though it's seems like a task left to a dedicated thread, for now I want to charge ahead with the missable stuff and figure those out. I used OBs to record the art story so we all good if I need to back that up.
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sooo…
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>>723239316
now THAT deserves an upvote
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>>723241931
got it to be listened online

https://onlinesequencer.net/import2/f3e6a2363d9baf794371a0bf06b7d7e7?title=doot.mid
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>>723242643
it's morse code
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>>723242643
is it morse?
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>>723242643
I hear nothing on my device when I play that. Unless it's like background sounds
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>>723230058
Underrated post
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>>723239243

but if she doesnt, then stealing them is appropriate IMO
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>>723239644

exactly
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>>723242767
>>723242773
Online Sequencer:722824:0 G#6 0 8;0.9700000000000002 G#6 0 8;1.9300000000000002 G#6 0 8;2.9000000000000004 G#6 0 8;5.32 G#6 1 8;8.7 G#6 1 8;12.08 G#6 0 8;13.05 G#6 1 8;14.98 G#6 1 8;16.92 G#6 0 8;19.33 G#6 0 8;20.3 G#6 0 8;21.27 G#6 0 8;23.68 G#6 1 8;25.62 G#6 1 8;27.55 G#6 1 8;29.48 G#6 0 8;30.450000000000003 G#6 0 8;31.42 G#6 0 8;33.83 G#6 1 8;35.77 G#6 0 8;36.73 G#6 0 8;37.7 G#6 1 8;39.63 G#6 0 8;42.05 G#6 1 8;43.98 G#6 0 8;44.95 G#6 0 8;45.92 G#6 1 8;47.85 G#6 0 8;50.27 G#6 0 8;51.23 G#6 0 8;52.2 G#6 1 8;55.58 G#6 1 8;57.52 G#6 0 8;59.93 G#6 0 8;60.9 G#6 0 8;61.87 G#6 0 8;64.28 G#6 0 8;66.7 G#6 0 8;69.12 G#6 0 8;70.08 G#6 1 8;72.02 G#6 0 8;72.98 G#6 1 8;74.92 G#6 0 8;75.88 G#6 1 8;77.82 G#6 1 8;79.75 G#6 0 8;80.72 G#6 0 8;81.68 G#6 1 8;83.62 G#6 0 8;86.03 G#6 1 8;87.97 G#6 0 8;88.93 G#6 1 8;90.87 G#6 0 8;93.28 G#6 1 8;95.22 G#6 0 8;96.18 G#6 1 8;98.12 G#6 0 8;100.53 G#6 1 8;102.47 G#6 0 8;103.43 G#6 0 8;104.4 G#6 1 8;106.33 G#6 0 8;108.75 G#6 1 8;110.68 G#6 0 8;111.65 G#6 0 8;114.07 G#6 0 8;115.03 G#6 0 8;117.45 G#6 0 8;118.42 G#6 0 8;119.38 G#6 0 8;121.8 G#6 0 8;122.77 G#6 1 8;126.15 G#6 1 8;128.08 G#6 1 8;130.02 G#6 0 8;130.98 G#6 0 8;133.4 G#6 1 8;135.33 G#6 1 8;137.27 G#6 1 8;140.65 G#6 0 8;141.62 G#6 1 8;143.55 G#6 1 8;145.48 G#6 0 8;147.9 G#6 0 8;148.87 G#6 0 8;149.83 G#6 1 8;153.22 G#6 1 8;155.15 G#6 0 8;156.12 G#6 0 8;157.08 G#6 1 8;159.02 G#6 0 8;NaN C6 169 8;NaN C6 169 8;

i'm getting this from copying the notes, but it seems I'm doing something wrong in the decoding, anybody knows how this works?
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Any returns on the morse code? I got it so I can see the midi, but only in segments
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Bump?
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>>723242968
still nothing, i can't get it to decode into words, just random numbers or random letters
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>>723243339
Post the random? It might be another puzzle in of itself
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>>723243339
i'm using this site http://morsecode.scphillips.com/labs/decoder/

coverted the midi file to mp3 and uploaded it there, if somebody knows how to decode it, be free to do so
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>>723230257
This
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>>723243400
this is what I got
http://imgur.com/a/1LVOJ

the # show a ton of numbers when highlited by the mouse
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>>723243435
Email? Also yeah maybe expire meant with where spaces are.
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>>723240216
>>723240216
The first part is in hex. A simple converter will give you: "This cannot be solved by one alone. Work together and share your clues.‰2222—22—22D2˜222222™F"

The second part is in Base64, use a Base64 to ASCII converter and you'll get the following:
"The end will no doubt justify the means.
Do not forget. Do not give up. You will be given more clues when you are ready. Do not forget. Do not give up. Collaborate. Share. Interpret."
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>>723229799
Beat her to a fuckin pulp, find that motherfucker and shoot him. Then spend your remaining days in a cell while she fucks your best friend. It's life bro
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>>723229799
Any more pics of her face? She looks like a friend of mine I might want to play with
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