REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

No point in risking it

>>723229290
This

Heres hoping

>>723228746
i'd rather have a decent job

>>723228746
I could use one of those.

+1

tryna die

bless up

>>723228746
assdas

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gimme a hot one

Wasn't this done a couple days ago. Did op (or that op) deliver?

ay

>>723228746
> follow your dreams banner

sure why not

>>723228746
I doubt it, but why not give it a try any way right?

pls

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doubt it.

ehh

>>723228746
stop making this cancer garbage thread

Already have one. Can has two?

fukkit

please god. i want ashley to be my gf

Honestly, what the fuck am I risking by doing this?

Why not

That'd be cool

nignogs are ruining america

>>723228746
k

>>723229648
yeah was wondering this myself. it's not stipulated in the rules.

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>>723228746
I'm already married but I could use the side booty

Good joge :DDDDDDD

im such a faggot

fuck it why not, might as well as that cute girl at work out on a date tomorrow. whats the worst that can happen?

>>723228746
oh kay

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>I will have a gf

>>723228746
OP's a nigger.

>>723228746
Lol no I won't u stupid dick

aye

>>723228746
Worth a shot

>>723228746
except not really

k

>>723228746
Hopefully it works

>>723228746
Ayy lmao

>>723228746
Meh, nothing to lose

>>723228746
Kek

Take the plunge

pls hot one

no point, but fuck it why not

Why not

Ok!

Fuk

plz

sure m8 these always work

>>723228746
By tomorrow!? Fuck, I gotta get me shit together.

>>723228746
I am going to treat her like the trash that she is

>>723228746
Check em

>>723228746
Please

>>723228746
Kys

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Why not

>>723228746
yes

redhead plz

I'm not losing much by posting so let's give it a chance

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A real one?

k lmao

Praise Kek

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>>723228746
post

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Halp a man out

Here I am

>>723228746
Taking anything by now

>>723228746
bullshit

Did the last thread work? One b4 that? B4 that?

Hell yeah

Check 'em

Maybe not tomorrow, but hoping for some luck this week.

>>723228746
RIP this worked.

Mhmmmmmmm

>>723228746
Check these

>>723228746
Might as well

>>723228746
if you say so...

>>723228746
Grace me with a grill anon gods

Daddy needs some strange! Let's roll!

Saddest thread to date.

Thanks for this opportunity anon

Fuck it I'm bored

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No I won't. I'll still be a 30-year-old fat, pathetic piece of shit burying himself in work at a dead end job in order to drown out thoughts of how he'll die alone without ever having the privilege of being with a beautiful woman because I lost the genetic lottery.

I 100% honestly, sincerely wish that I had never been born.

I'm taking your word for it

>>723228746
But I have one today.

If there is a god, let this be true.

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>>723228746
at last

>>723230542
Same here bro. I got money so at least I can enjoy my hobbies

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>>723228746
Wow work your meme magic

Lies

lol nope but worth a shot

>>723228746

But then I wouldn't get my wizard powers in a few years.

3d preferably

Wel...

A cheer for all!

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Scaraararararaaba

>>723228746
will it be official?

I have a girlfriend, so do i get to keep my current one tomorrow or get a new one?

Ok

Oh boy oh boy

LIAR

>>723228746
im soo lonely

Whatever I'll bite

why the hell not

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>>723228746
i wish

>>723228746
Why not

Doubt it

Bet.

gl hf all

>>723228746
niggers

>>723228746
worth the shot

k

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Victory!

give me luck

please let me have a girlfriend, I have been trying for so long :'( I pray I pray, Even tho no girls talk to me nd im balding at 22 :'( :'( KMS

Got nothin to lose.

>>723228746
god i hope not

Penile deformities

>>723231015
post hair

>>723228746
Bruh

fuck you

please,

Desperate.

GFs are over-rated.

yay

>>723228746
hmm

It can't hurt to try.

>>723228746
Don't mind if I doooooooo

>>723228746
y

Legit first time posting on 4chan. I really think this thread might mean something!
> there's this girl that I know, both like eachother

lol ok bud

Plz

>>723228746
ok

Nice

:)

:)

Let's try this

>>723228746
Stop

Fuck it why not

Amen

amen

oh fuck it

>>723228746
ok

Cleansing.

>>723228746
Moar like this
http://streamboobs.com

Not likely, faggot

>>723228746
pls god

I'll give it a try. Have a couple of prospects

hnngh

>>723228746
Op is a fag

I have some drama I could use a resolution to sooner rather than later here goes

>>723228746
Okay

I wonder who she is

>>723228746
vote for pedro

>>723229290
Same

Why not

>>723228746
no downside, besides the... lying part

Ye

>>723228746
Has this worked for anyone?

>>723228746
(you)

>>723228746
>no

>>723228746
feelsbadman

>>723228746
Nice try, she never talks to me

if only it was real

Bet

K

Eh fuck it

>>723228746
Why not? Anyways love is a waste of time...

>>723229420
i'd rather have a meaningful existence, seems nil

:9

:(

=y

>>723228746

>>723228746
bullshit op

>>723228746
Really? Okay!!!!

>>723229290
Quite.

i want t od ie

>>723228746
hopefully this saves the widening gap of strength between my right and left forearm

No fuckin wAy

Give me my "crush"

HUE HUE HUE

>>723228746
Okay. You know what to do

The amount of replies is sad

>>723228746
ohai

>>723228746
fucking please mora

please work

Pascal's Wager it is then.

Damn i hate niggers

>>723228746
Well I might as well give it a shot

ok

plz

>>723228746
Ok

>>723228746
rollin

Gimme that good good

gf pls

>>723228746
I have one already

meh

>>723228746
>Reply to thread.
>Take off my clothes and jump into the bed, looking at the clock.
>--
>Profit

I'll rape you if it doesn't work.

Hurr

Praised be kek let this work

Yeah ok

Pls

>>723228746
so many replies, lulz

>>723228746
youre my only hope OP

>>723228746
Even Satan couldn't perform this miracle.

>>723228746
Don't toy with my heart anon

Thank Mr. skeltal

Sure why not

>>723228746
pls

>>723228746
Well I already have a wife, so this should be fun.

Trips confirms it

Kek, if only this was real.

>>723228746
why not

Yay! Mary!!

..anon, are you going to be our girlfriend if this doesn't work?

i wish but no happen

>>723228746
why not

My third Official Post on /b/ board- Kill me

>>723228746
please let meme magic work

Yea, sure

>>723228746
But what if I don't want one?

>>723228746
thnx

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s9fvFFutlIw

>>723228746
Bukake

I want to believe

>>723228746
hell yeah

>>723228746
She's so cute :3

>>723229290
/thread

Actually funny enough, I am gonna break up with her tomorrow. So you are proven wrong!

>>723228746
Meh fuck it. Why not?

>>723228746
i really wish

>:)

i wish

Ok.

I'm a no life pls

reply

Please work

>>723229290
Welp why not

>>723228746
oh pls I need a gf

>>723228746
Make it happen KEK

GG bank account

Just to be safe.

>>723228746
fuhgit

Might has well try

>>723228746
I replied

Ok

pls

Sure.

What have I got to lose?

>>723228746
kjhgouyg9087

Awesome

YEET

>>723228746
plz

What if I have one I'm stuck with, and I don't want one?

Lets see

>>723228746
Welp

Sure thing.

Pls work

>>723228746
been chatting up a girl for a week or so, tomorrow ill ask her for date this will only improve my odds

ok

>>723228746
pls

please kek let this be true

why not

>>723228746
yeah right...

>>723228746
got nothing to lose

>>723228746
fuck you

OH SHIT REALLY

It can't get worse

>>723228746
good one

>>723228746
fap

say no more fam

Hmm

>>723228746
Gg

>>723228746
fine. im desperate now.

>>723228746
Nty, I'm only talking to ugly girls right now for nudes, I don't want to commit.

>>723228746
cant hurt

Shit why not

>>723228746
so many replies!!!

>>723228746
rip

>>723228746
LETS GOOOOO

>>723228746
Why not?

Can it be true, the one thread to break the curse

>>723228746
i wish

>>723228746
No reason not to...

K

There is no god

>>723228746
yes yes yes

gonna take it and run

I fucking wish

A girlfriend and a fiancee? What am I, an Italian senator?

>>723228746
i have nothing to lose so..

>>723228746
i already have a girlfriend

last time i got my dicc wet i was in the shower

>>723228746
I hope this works.

>>723228746
plz

>>723232576
Nothing is certain.

Ty trips

>>723228746
sure

If only it was that simple.

Make it a 2d girl and its a deal

Boob

But I'm not over my ex yet.

>>723228746
buzoingois

>>723228746
That would be something. By tomorrow? I got 3.5 hours. Wait - is that someone knocking on my door?

finally

hah

>>723228746
i want some memes

>>723228746
Lies

>>723228746
magic

>>723229420
This.

Is the pic related? Do I get this specific girl?

>>723228746
top kek

Great

...no

>>723228746
>>723229290
Yep

help me b

I would if she would fucking stopping acting like she cares and would actually care instead of chasing fuckboys who don't care for her like I do

>>723228746
nothing to lose

>>723228746
Why not

Kek, please, bless me.

>>723229290
tfw no qt gf

>>723228746
Need her back

Please I need someone in my life

>>723228746
sure

NIGGER FAGGOT

>>723228746
no

ok

:^[

>>723228746
alright lets see

Why not.

>>723228746
might as well

yay

I want that qt3.14

>>723228746
plz op

Kek be with me

>>723228746
sure

kk

Can I have two please?

Sure

nigga I don't lose or gain anythin

I want hawt gril

>>723228746
What a time to be alive

omg

Reeeeee

>>723228746
I have already lost all hope

>>723228746
Okay.

i need her

>>723228746
k

>>723228746
Make it who I want.

No I won't. Fuck you giving me hope for an instant.

I hope so...

>>723228746
please work

Still in search of sunshine

Lol no more images

Why not try

>>723228746
But I dont want a gf

yuyuy

Holy shit 360 replies

Worth a shot

>>723228746
digits luck

>>723228746
K

>>723228746
worth a shot

Not gonna risk it

let's hope so ya?

K

I hope this works

And I'm Jesus. I can keep hoping though

365 virgins?
lol

>>723228746
Worth a shot

Let's do this shit

Better fucking deliver OP

ok

>>723228746
Pls

Sure

replying again to make sure this will work

>>723228746
reply

Sure why not

>>723228746
nigger

nigger

Why the fuck not

If only, if only

I hope this will work

>>723228746
skrr skrr honk honk skeet skeet

>>723228746
I doubt it.

>>723228746
I doubt it.

>>723228746
fuck it

>>723228746
>>723228746
I hope os

>>723228746
Here I come Victoria

please

>>723228746
Lies

Kill yourselves

He will not divide us

Bet

If I had a girlfriend by tomorrow than I would have the perfect date at the perfect restaurant with a perfect girl this Friday.

this WILL work believe BELIEVE!!!!!

>>723228746
One that isn't married or that has children please.

>>723228746
Ok

>>723228746
Y-you too.

horse cock

>>723228746
okay

>>723228746
Eh I'm desperate
>but not that desperate

pfft not even gonna bother

>410 replies
kek

Fuck it im lonely

>>723228746
lier

Me baby

>>723228746
eh what the hell.