where do you hide your porn?

>>723227968
why would anyone ever need to hide their porn?

>>723227968
Xhamster.com

Why would I save it?

On the desktop idk it's my computer the porn can go wherever's easiest

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>>723227968
guess

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>>723227968
i bet that isn't even a photo of rick astley

to answer your question, truecrypt

C:/Users/user/My Pictures/porn

Because I'm not a fucking pussy.

>not having your own computer
>giving a shit that people know you watch porn
Ya 12 or something?

>>723227968

That rick astley file is not a picture I bet it is actually a folder with rick astley logo with all your porn

>>723227968
>save on a jump drive
can do w/e helps you sleep at night from there

>>723227968
weapons-grade autism

On my desktop labeled "Porn"

Why do you do, share you computer with your parents?

>>723229757
>2017
>using "jump drive" to describe a portable zip diskette

>>723228236
Tradition dry

>>723228075
because pedophiles and underage b@

>>723228345
apparently you are a fucking pussy because you censored the path to your porn

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i keep it in a thumb drive just because its easier to hide

>>723230759
post the contents of "read me!!!"

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>Not being paranoid about someone breaking in your house and stealing your computer
>Not being paranoid about everyone seeing your pizza among a bunch of other shit that will get you put in jail

Bunch of normalfags

>>723230896
Hey

I don't know who you are, or how you got hold of this USB, but before you hit that little folder there, I'm just
gonna tell you that there are things in there that the average person really, really doesn't want to see.

If you found it somewhere, I reccomend you just throw this thumb drive in the garbage now and not look at its contents.
I'll just tell you that everything in here is completely legal, and there's no terrorism/gore/etc.

If you're really that curious, then take a look. It's just some weird porn. But don't say I didn't warn you.

I'm gonna keep myself anonymous, obviously. Just throw this away somewhere it cant be traced to you or me. Like a gas
station or park.


-Anonymous

>>723231097
intriguing
do you cart your porn-stick around often enough that you might actually lose it and need that message?
your mom is going to know it's you if she finds it in her basement

>>723227968
Desktop/Porn

>>723227968
My Pictures>2D Porn/3D Porn
It isn't hidden

>>723231307
no, it's never even left my desk area for ovr a year, i'm just paranoid

Once I put all my porn into a folder with pirated games. Googled how to password lock folders. Made a locker.bat . Password was HARAMBE. Made locker.bat a hidden file. I disabled the option to see them. Once I got horny. I realized I hid it so well, I don't fucking remember where it is. I masturbated to some shitty pornhub video.

Had to delete in an emergency. But, it was in a file titled, "MyPcCleanup"

All the stuff I made of/with my ex that I told my wife I deleted, I keep in a hidden share on my server that only my account has access to.

The rest of the porn I keep in a "Porn" folder in my personal folder that only my account has access to.

All of my softcore porn is on an iFunny account if that counts

>>723231556
>2017
>Don't know how to see hidden files

>>723231905
I know how to fucking see them, I just didn't know the where they were.

>>723230912
Noice

>>723235917
Not about the cp. When I die I don't want my family to she my love of fat black lactating mammies.....yes miss a. Use truecript

I dont hide it, and since I'm shitty at organizing my files there are porn pics and films all over my computer. Even at the desktop there are porn folders.

>>723230912
Nigger im white and live in a mostly white town. I know my mailman's name. I leave my windows unlocked because im not poor. The chances of someone breaking in are almost non existent.

>2017
>saving porn
>having to actually hide it

>>723230912
Kys pedo

>>723227968
Porn is for loosers.

>>723227968

I keep it all in a folder titled "Art references"

A long time ago, I used to hide it in the "Starcraft" --> "Oldladder" folder. Now, It is all over my desktop, various folders around my computer because I'm a loner

>>723228075

Never had a snoopy girlfriend?

>>723236868
>loosers

And misspellings are for losers.

>Documents>Docs>Text>Probably_The_Least_Interesting_Folder_On_My_Computer

>>723227968

This is what I did:
-Use USB drive
-Put porn in porn folder
-Encrypt porn folder
-Erase all temp. stuff on PC with Eraser
-Stick USB thumbdrive in my cat's pooper
-Tell cat to keep quiet

>>723230446
surely you mean a Universal Serial Bus Compliant Solid State Drive?

E:\logs\New Folder

>>723237183
"Shut the fuck up and keyster this, nigger."

>>723227968
Why would I hide my porn ?

>>723237061
Furry spotted

C:\Users\Potato\Documents\Battlefield 4\settings\moose

>>723237402

I'm a "furry" (whatever that is?) because I have a girlfriend who tends to shall we say, wander, when she's using my laptop?

>>723227968
>2017
>Having porn in your computer

>>723237498
>2017
>putting up with ads on streaming sites
>because you KNOW adblockers don't
>get everything the aggresive streaming
>sites throw on their pages.

>>723227968
On my desktop. In a folder titled "porn". Because I am an adult and we don't need to hide our porn.

>>723237061
Not since high school. My wife doesnt give a shit if I watch porn.

Do you guys remember when that girl used to hump the tray in windows 95?

>>723237544
>not using spankbang.com the best porn site on the net!

>>723237497
Reference to Snoopy the cartoon dog.

I put it in folder called "pron" no one knows.

>>723236637
This

>>723231785
kek

>>723237544
>what is noscript

>>723227968
Veracrypt (aka TrueCrypt for Mac).

I use my personal laptop a lot of work, so .. . discretion, yo.

>>723238144
an extension for googleo

>>723238144

Man, I tried noscript once.

Seemed like almost EVERYTHING was rendered nonfunctional.

Didn't want to put in the effort needed, so I bailed.

If it's useful for quelling pesky ads though...

>>723227968
got a Virtual Machine dedicated to porn browsing + torrenting good shemale videos.

Private Google drive

>>723238226
Yeah that's the point. It blocks everything and you just allow the video host directly.

>>723230744
Not if their username is "user"

I don't. I'm a grown man with my own computer in my own home. If someone comes in looking for my porn, that's on their weird fetish, not mine.

>>723236712
>2017
>Still a cuck that everyone hates

>>723238425
You must be a grown man who never had friends over then. I have it in a VM cause I don't want my porn coming up in search bar if I'm trying to search for some music to put on when I got people over.

>>723230446
zip disks are already portable you stupid nigger

>>723230446

Jump drive means a USB stick.

What the fuck year did you pull a zip disk out of your ass from?

>>723238511
I don't go sperging around with my folders when I'm listening to music on my computer, I open Foobar and hit play.
And if I'm playing music for other people, that's what the nice receiver and tower speakers in the living room are for, not the small amplifier and bookshelf speakers on my desk.

>>723230446
this is a successful troll

>>723238856

what speakers you got

I have a folder named "nothing illegal" which holds all my questionable material. Lot of moralfags here and don't want them ever to know about it so shhh, it's a secret.

>>723238944
Bic Venturi V52s at my desk and Kenwood JL-595s in the living room.

>>723238856

I let friends put on whatever music they want, we just got different styles, nothing wrong with that. And I got decent computer speakers. Z623.

>>723237402
Underrated post

>>723239035
>Z623
>Logishit
>Decent
Pick one and only one. And if they want to listen to their own music, there's a cable I can fish out from behind my receiver and they can plug their own damn phone in.

>>723237497
>butthurt furry in damage control mode

Hide it? why would i need to hide it? its not like my fucking parents use my computer.

>>723239112
don't cut yourself on that edge, bro.

>>723239398
I'll try not to. You certainly won't be cutting anything with that sharp audio reproduction from those speakers.

>saved my porn on a 'cloud' network drive connected to my router
>no one knows how to access it (need router password)
>no one ever asks what's that whirring box beside the router

besides, I'll just confront them of invading my privacy if they ever bring it up

>>723227968
saved straight to my documents, with the future intention of sorting it all out, but never doing so. dont need to hide any... uh, most of it from my wife

>>723239523
not the same person, you retard.

>>723239523

How about these?

https://www.adam-audio.com/en/sx-series/s2x/

>>723239523
Get some friends. Nobody cares about how the audio sounds when they're socializing. You would know that if you had a social life. My condolences on your lonely life by yourself.

>>723237497
more like a nosy girlfriend who wants to control every aspect of your life. sounds like a keeper

>>723227968

Don't ever hide mine. My woman knows I fap. She knows where the folders are and doesn't care. We sex often enough.

>>723227968
kek I hide mine on a real computer, fucking applefag

>>723227968
>Program Files
>Folder labelled "FlashIntegro"
>Folder labelled "Video Editor"
>folder labelled "randomshit.webm" made to look like a corrupted file
>Folder labelled "Random"
>Folder labelled "General"
>Folder labelled "SFW"
>Folder labelled "NSFW"
>Folders for various genres
>Folders for sub genres and specific sets

Idk why I did this. I've had my own laptop since the fifth grade and my parents never asked once to go through it.

I still have it this way now, even after moving out and getting a new laptop. Not that I'm trying to hide it (I have Windows 10, so it's all over the quick access anyway), I just haven't been assed to move it.

Implying this isn't an FBI thread so they know where to look when their raid you.

>>723240271
If you don't have any CP, dafuq are they going to charge you with?

>>723227968

It's hidden all over the internet OP.

You'll never find all my porn.

I won't either.

The same way a squirrel never finds all his acorns except these don't grow into oak trees.

Videos/Porn

Because I'm not a manchild using my parents' computer.

>>723240334
>if you don't
Big if there...

>>723237061
>Having a girlfriend that has a problem with you watching porn

>>723227968
I just made a folder and named it "system-dnx" (pulled that out of my ass) so whenever someone sees it they'll think "oh das sum techie stuff I should better ignore it"

Hide is a strong word...

Folder is pinned to quick access titled "Hot"

Not exactly hard to figure out what it is.

Up your ass?

>>723239595
>"Hey anon, what's that box beside your router"
>"YOU'RE INVADING MY PRIVACY"

>>723240553
meant to be "if they ask me about the porn"
besides I'm not a manchild who hides their porn anyway

>>723240464
yeah...given the fact that there's at least two active lolicon and/or shotacon threads here at any given time, that is a rather big if.

However, assuming you're not a pedo, then you don't have much to worry about (maybe internet piracy, depending on how you got your porn).

>Folder labeled: "No"
>Inside are ten folders, numbered 0-9
>Inside all of those folders are more folders labeled 0-9
>guess what's inside of those
>Repeat several times
If you follow the right numbers, there's my porn.

>>723237497
No, you fucking morons. What if you're into some freaky porn and just don't want anyone finding out

>>723227968
Hide?

>>723237497
>2017
>Trying to act like you don't know what a furry is
>Goes on /b/
>Trying to act like you don't know what a furry is

End yourself

>>723240624
That's some ENIGMA-level bullshit right there.

d:\photos\nudes\
oh, I'm a nude photographer

>>723227968
D:/Pron

>>723240683
>But, Gerald, I thought you worked at Whole Foods.

>>723240624
>right click
>check folder size
>click folder with biggest file size
>repeat
nothing new here

i have a private google drive that i only log into on incognito mode. would highly recommend

When I was underage I used to hide it under My Documents/Disney Interactive Studios/dxfiles

Now it's at D/literally porn

How does anyone even get into cp? Were you guys touched as children

>>723240756
>implyra someone's going to go through that much trouble to find my porn
>imploding they can even find "No" folder

>>723240521
Think I remember doing something along those lines when I was in middle school.

I don't keep any but if I did it'd be on personal hard drives or flash drives

I have mine hidden in my wallpaper folder, and then it has a password lock on it.

Id rather not explain the traps and incest shit I have

>>723240810
>imp lying then why would you put so much effort to hiding it in the first place
>im plying I don't know how imply works

>>723227968
I just have a notepad named "adasdfasfasdfasd" with all the links and names I need.

Encrypted folder. GF doesn't need to know about illegal shit.

>>723240863
>putting a password lock on a folder

Man, I can't even be assed enough to do this.
And I go through this to get to my stash:
>>723240115

>>723230912
I don't like cheese pizza.

>>723240871
>impala I wasn't going to take extra measures just to be sure
>instigating I'm not adding random ass files to the empty folders now so they can't do that shit you said

Truecrypt hidden containers for every file in a luks partition with a bunch of random truecrypt containers with random sizes.

>>723240884
rename it as 'runtime.bat' and you're golden

>>723240889
>having illegal shit

You're a fuckwad. Enjoy your FBI raid.

on my desktop

i don't hide my porn. It just sits in my documents. but when i was a kid i used to hide in my drives root with names like "32BA" and with a bunch of important sounding hidden folders. Helped make sure no one would go through them.

>>723240931
I just really fear the day someone finds it man.

I have some very questionable stuff in it, stuff that would make them look at me in a different way.

>>723236637
>Nigger im white
youre white with the intelligence of a nigger.

>>723240983
Do you have it in a folder, or just as loose images scattered all over the place?

>>723240970
This

>>723240970
ha, good luck, I just sacrified a goat this morning to please mammon. He will not be pleased when you try to take his porn away from him.

>>723241077
Neither dubs nor goat sacrifices will save you from Uncle Sam.

>>723231307
If his mom finds it he can say he found it and has been torn at looking in the folder and just throwing it away based on what is in the read me file.

>>723240954
>>impala

>>723227968
Network attached storage. Saving up for the apocalypse. I'll be able to trade porn for food and shelter.

Hidden in the files of a game on an old, unused hard drive. The Amb_Loop_AirLock_02.wav folder follows the naming scheme of everything else there, and has had the icon changed to that of a sound file. Additionally, every folder within it (and older files) have either an ambiguous name, or uses characters that can't easily be typed.
The reason for it was that I had a friend (and family) who would actually search for stuff like porn on my computer. I've no longer had a need to hide stuff so well, and have relaxed my filename restrictions to allow searchable stuff, but never bothered to move it.

D:/Program Files/Steam/SteamApps/common/The Stanley Parable/thestanleyparable/sound/ambient/new/Amb_Loop_AirLock_02.wav/Ñ$ƒW/

>>723230912
on veracrypt now but had truecrypt for years
anyone not on the encryption and pvn bandwagon is stupid in this day and age

>>723241253
When the apocalypse comes, it will be no electricity anymore. You should learn how to find food and shelter yourself. Just a friendly advice.

>>723237061
Having a 'girl' friend who is so dominating that she doesn't let you look at porn and literally will try to find it whenever possible to have an excuse to cuckold you

Grow up faggot.

>>723241628

Booze and firearms.

Those are going to be currency when the apocalypse comes.

>>723231097
>>723231496
Define "weird porn"...

>>723241799
Probably going to end up as a raider.

>>723240624
You cold just type *.* in the search box on the explorer.

>>723237061
No because I date women not some tween-girl. Women understand porn is no big deal and also understand the concept of boundaries and don't go snooping through someones private shit.

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>>723228236
I think we're doing the same thing

I have a folder labeled "NOT PORN" and it holds a folder for every season of Sonic X, in the folder labeled "Season 4" is the stash

I put it in the folder labelled "Porn".

Not sure if that constitutes hidden.

I hide it in isnide my steam games folder as a game titled "DOOM 3"

>>723227968
my folder is literally called "pr0n"
I'm the only one who uses my computer except for my partner and he's cool with me watching porn, sometimes i won't even jack it
just watch