I think I might be a sociopath I did something terrible the

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I think I might be a sociopath

I did something terrible the other day and I don't feel guilty about it so I'll share

>Be me
>Living in quiet village
>Decide to hire myself out to rich local landowner
>Has a ton of servants
>Also has a ton of weapons
>See a warhammer I like
>Just lying around in a big pile
>Decide to take it, he won't miss it anyhow
>Finish up and leave with my new ill-begotten prize
>3 mile trek home if I cross the fields
>See an old horse that's strayed away from its friends
>Seems friendly enough
>Get a sick and twisted idea
>Take out warhammer and position myself behind horse
>Wind up a blow
>CRACK
>It's hind leg snaps cleanly in two
>Horse jumps and falls over trying to get back up
>Nope.jpg
>Break it's other hind leg
>Horse is trying to crawl away now
>Proceed to beat the ever living shit out of it's already broken leg with the hammer
>Eventually passes out from sheer agony
>WellThisIsNoFun.wav
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>Have lunch and wait for it to wake up
>Horse wakes up and I go apeshit
>Break all the bones I could find including it's teeth
>Cycle repeats itself until late dusk
>I strike the leg once more before it ruptures and starts bleeding like crazy
>Get sprayed with blood
>Seriously there was blood fucking everywhere
>Horse bleeds out a few minutes later
>Wash myself and my weapon off in a nearby lake and go home


And that is how I got legendary Hammerman in Dwarf Fortress