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Perfection doesn't ex- ...OH

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Perfection doesn't ex-

...OH
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>>723213625
git gud m9
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>>723213625
Regular sedan with a triangle on the front.
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>>723213817
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>>723213625
Exists for the 3 seconds it runs.
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>>723213625
>Euroshit
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>>723213838
>spotted the Bmw fangirl
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>>723213883
>>723213911

It's all written in the stars
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>>723213625
Oh wow a sedan that doesn't look like every fucking thing else on the market.

I would buy. how would one ship one of these overseas to burgerland?
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>>723214014
Lol like anything German is reliable either.
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>>723213625
Fucking eurotrash, a nissan maxims would waste that thing if we're on the subject of sporty sedans, same for a Taurus SHO, Charger SRT8, or chevy SS. And they all look better. Euro cars fucking suck, poorly made, overpriced, hard to work on so you have to take them to the dealership.
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>>723214089
Ask your Alfa Romeo dealer, they're already in burgerland (even the TI 2.0 280 hp model)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaTn3gaCQYk
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Also, don't forget this.

>pic related
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can't unsee
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>>723213625
Spicy meat-a-ball
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>>723214200
yes but if one corner is involved it's lights out driver
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>>723214392

These two fuckers slaps your girfriend's ass: what do?
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>>723213625
They really thought long and hard about where the license plate would go.
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>>723214250
there's so-called alfa romeo dealers here but most of their stock is Fiat or Maserati
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>>723213625
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>>723214530
nothing, cuz still can't stop laughing at that derpy looking front of that failfa romeo
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>>723214392
The taste police is arriving
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>>723214776
>concept car
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>>723214590
its an alfa thing, they all go there
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>>723214590

They're Europeans. Literally the least advanced society on earth right now.
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>>723213625
You posted the wrong image, OP. Here you are. Fixed.
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>>723214800
And then you hear the beast's engine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qvoPjUHBG4
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>>723214852
but can it look me straight in the eye?
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>>723214963
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>>723215128
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>>723213625
Are you a shill OP? Are you at least italian?
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>>723214495
this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk57G0I_bSs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETSpaLqk-0U

HHHHHNNNNNGGGGGH
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>>723214495
I've driven all of those cars (mechanic, test driving), they corner very well, the Chevy surprisingly so. The maximas is the most understeer prone, the charger leans but doesn't break traction as easily as you'd think and is fun to chuck around. But hey it's easier to just say "hurr durr murican car no handle good". Most of the euro cars I drive are twitchy and too sensitive cause they're made for smaller roads in smaller countries. In my experience RWD nissan handle pretty damn near perfect if you still care about comfort.
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>>723215446
really makes you think
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>>723214495
Me again, I will concede that the 4C is a fucking masterpiece, it's gorgeous, and it handles like an exige on steroids, but the new 4 door thing just doesn't look that good to me.
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>>723215421
Oh my fucking god
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>>723215446
Yeah, that mag ride in the post '15 refresh really made the SS come alive.
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>>723215446
When you'll drive the Giulia you'll instantly change idea, both for the ride comfort and for the precision.

T E S T D R I V E
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>>723213625
Looks like a pretty fucking ordinary car to me dude
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>>723215973
...but, is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gEdJmIVqLY
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car looks good, but quality will suck. Look at consumer reports for 2016 reliability. Fiat, dodge, ram,Chrysler all at the motherfucking bottom.

http://www.consumerreports.org/car-reliability/car-brands-reliability-how-they-stack-up/
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>>723216492
>keksumer reports
>not enough cupholders is a defect
>Tesla is constantly missing

Discarded
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>723216839

Fine then how about Jalopnik!

http://jalopnik.com/fiat-chrysler-brands-last-in-consumer-reports-auto-reli-1651337569

I get that its consumer reports, Fiat is still a piece of shit no matter how you slice it.
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>>723217208
>Jalopnik as source

KEK

Please go be underage elsewhere.
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>>723213625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9fvFFutlIw
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>>723215421
>>723215421
>>723215421
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>>723213625
Stunning, OP - Fuck all the Alt-Cuck faggots who cant afford one. They're losers anyway who prolly voted for Clinton. Or, Niggers/Illegal Aliens.
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I want this
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HHHNNNNNGGGGHH
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>>723213625
Nice,
Fast,
Looks good,
Italian,
Yes.

Perfection?
No.


Let me help you out with that........
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>>723213625
i would suck a log of shit from andy sixx's asshole to own that car
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>>723213625
it looks sad
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Did someone say... Perfection?
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>>723218558

An Alfa Romeo is NEVER sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb6dBj3ZbKA
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>>723213625
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>>723213625
.
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>>723219540
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>>723218588

Looks like fucking Gran Turismo
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Can any of these muscle cars turn?
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>>723219904
Yea they come with a steering wheel standard.
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>>723220023

Yes, but do they.....TURN?
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>>723213625
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>>723220076
>do they TURD?

Please, refresh your eyes anon with a real beauty
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>>723213625
ooooohhhhhhh....I want!
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>>723213625
you fags are really into appliances. not as good as having a big dick though. you should get a gun that'll let you pretend you're a man
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>>>/auto/
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>>723220454
>hnnngggh
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>>723220195
1000% AGREE
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>>723213625
This is an ugly ass car that I picture only true douchebags buying.. then never driving. Sage.
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>>723220508
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>>723220363

Car would be ok with a stick, but i read in the US no manual option. Faggotry
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>>723219904
>>723220076

nope, only drive in a straight line.
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step up niggas!
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BTW,

I bought a bmw so i could have a nice driving car. I get that thing to 100mph or more everyday on the way to work and home. Puts a smile on my face.
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>>723220612
Douchebags buy Bmw and Audi, famalam
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>>723220702
well since you provided a ramp
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>>723214889
and a POS...
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>kenmore ain't got shit on maytag
that's you faggots. that's how you talk
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>>723220612
>T-this car is u-ugly...yeah, ugly I s-say

[PENIS NOISES]
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>>723220702
Shit I want this beast I'm a rollertard. I'll wheelie my wheelchair straight into the drivers seat
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DEATH SQUAD INCOMING
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Gayfu claimed
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>>723221188
nice 6500lb boat ya got there mate
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>>723221154
Toothless Trump supporting amerifag detected. Shouldn't you be spraying shout on the tobacco stains in your jeans?
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>>723221038
if that thing turned into a human
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>>723221188
pic related is the typical RR driver
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>>723221324
Thank you :) I believe it gets a full 14 mpg
>>723221478
Those are what we call chauffeurs
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>>723221154
sweet jesus
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>>723221462

a e s t h e t i c
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>>723213625
>>723221154
pencil dick: the thread
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>>723221718
Ahem.
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>>723221709
derp aesthetic. your car has a derp face
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>>723221844
Not elegant enough
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PERFECT
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>>723221903
member when cars used to look like a carriage fused with a clump of tumors?
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>>723213625

>license plate mount off centered

So much for perfection.
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>>723221991
Well, ones a hunting rifle and ones a rifle used in a world war.
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>>723222146
70 years ago the mauser might have been a valid choice.
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F.I.A.T. Fix It Again Tony
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>>723222298
I thought we were posting pictures of pleasant looking rifles. Other wise.
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>>723222441
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>>723222463
>>723222522

It's just the natural reaction to pic related
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>cx 0.19
>1953

FUCKING 1953
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>>723221462
kek
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