Just share them,this is a safe place.

OP is a faggot. Wait, that wasn't a secret...

I'm a dude but I have the brain of a lesbian woman. i don't really want to have a sexchange because it's easier to me to sleep with other woman in this body. My body repulsed me though, even though lots of girls think I'm attractive.

>>723212772
I can only feel sexual gratification when I am being choked while eating shit. I have trouble pleasuring myself to woman other than Alyssa Bustamante. I fantasize about her on a regular basis. I want to see her in a nazi SS uniform. I want to have children with her.

>>723214167
1 person could potentially stumble across this and know it's me and learn a little more about me than they did before.

>>723213785
I feel this, your, not alone.

>>723213785
Don't stress about just be glad the women like you the way you are. Feel free to honestly tell them you find yourself repulsive and they will probably make you feel better.

>>723212772
Nice try, NSA

I have a habit of having to jack off whenever I get a few minutes alone from work/school/life. I can be in a public bathroom, in my car, anywhere and I just feel like I need to get off.

Today I did it in a classroom at school today only because there was only one other person in the room with me (I was early for class).

I also have a strange obsession with cumming on different things. In the class room I came on a mousepad and If I'm in a bathroom I'll do it right on the toilet seat or on the door of the stall.

It's not even the rush of doing it in public, I just get really horny

I used to clop daily, I still cry about it.

My buddy and I have a thing for each others wives. We would talk openly about our wives and even show eachother naked pics of our wives. I love his wife's giant tits and he loves my wife's big ass. They know we fancy the others wife and are always flirty and touchy with eachother. My buddy and I love it.One weekend of drinking to much and our wives go to the bed rooms to pass out. Me and him are drunk and talking on the couch. We make an agreement that we will go check to make sure each wife is passed out then meet in the living rooms and go into the room with the others wife. We agreed to touch only nothing else. I check on my wife and can tell she's out so I go wait for him. I wait 5 then 10 minutes still nothing. But he comes out shortly after 10 min in his boxers out of breath. Said he had fucked his wife first to ease his tension. I smile and give a thumbs up but ask if she's awake now. He said she was passed out when he fucked her. We agree to come out again after 15 minutes. We go into the rooms and she is laid out on her back in front of me legs open and pussy dripping cum. I wasted no time I just dropped my pants and got on the bed and jammed my dick in her. I pumped her hard while mashing her tits In my hands m. In maybe two minutes I came inside her. I was lost in my drunk lust and kept fucking her after I came till I came again. I had fives minutes left so I got dressed again went out to find him already siting there. I was so worried he knew. He looked up at me sad and afraid and told me he had jerked off on my wife's butt. I let out a huge and breath and laughed and told him it was ok. He and she still have no idea I fucked his wife. I feel bad but I plan on doing it again so...

The sound a girl makes when being choked to death turns me on

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Have been fucking a married bitch for over a year now.
She a bit of a skank but dem titties be big and bouncy.
Never lets me wear a condom, says she only likes it raw.
Her husband and my gf have no idea about us.
She isn't anything special but i'm kinda addicted to fucking her.
I'm probably not the only one she fucking.
I know i should really stop fucking her and cut ties but i'm enjoying it too much :(
pic related.

>>723212772
I lost my erection the first time I tried to fuck a woman.

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>>723215263
the way they squirm around and try to get out of the choking makes me diamonds

>>723215400
Post dem titties nigga

>>723212772

Sometimes i fap to gay porn

>>723215419
>I lost my erection the first time I tried to fuck a woman.
Same thing happened to me. Later that night though I wore that pussy out.

>>723212772
Finger mom friend car

>>723215682
I blamed it on the shitty condom I tried to use, at least I got my cock sucked that night.

>>723214167
>I can only feel sexual gratification when I am being choked while eating shit.
Hallo, mein German friend.

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>>723212772
>The fact I use methamphetamine
>Half of my sexual history
>My true feelings on some things
There's an awful lot I will share anonymously that could fuck up my life.

>>723215884

Stfu Jessie!

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people like this made me never want to do stand-up TRY THE VEAL CHECK MY INSTA

>>723215763
>I blamed it on the shitty condom I tried to use, at least I got my cock sucked that night.
I was 14 and the girl was like 11 I think. She was the town pump, already fucked like 10 or 15 guys. I found that out after fucking her though. What a dirty little whore. I'd been beating my meat for a couple of years before I got laid for the first time, and I thought to myself that I was really going to be king cock when I got my first piece. So, I get hard and go in for the first time and almost immediately shot my load. Like 2 or 3 pumps maybe. I was shocked. After that, I couldn't get it up again. I don't know if it was shame or shock or what. Wow, I forgot all about what a whore she was. Damn.

>>723215780
I'm not German.
Apart from genetically.

I can only achieve, and maintain an erection while reading mF, Mg, Father/Daughter, Mother/Son, incest stories.

>>723216072
I fail to see how that's relevant to my comment.

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>>723216214
I can agree to this

>>723216214
>I fail to see how that's relevant to my comment.
It was a continuation of my conversation of the first time fucking a pussy.

Whenever I feel particularly horny, I lie on my back and then move my legs up over my head, so that my cock is in my face.

I can get the tip and about another inch in my mouth. I lick and suck on my cock while I stroke a saliva slippery cock until I explode in my mouth.

Great orgasm. Way better than just jerking off.

i'm not autistic i just know something they don't :3

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Once I licked my dad's dick when he was asleep

it didn't even taste good

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>>723216392
Because that's fucking obvious.

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>>723216133
This is the greatest thing I've read on /b/ in a long LONG time!

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I can't help but stare at women's asses in public.

>>723216525
Hate the game, not the playa.

>>723217097
What does that even mean?

my ex and i are still friends and i secretly laugh every fucking time she ends up breaking up with someone because she left me while i was ill and it rubs me the wrong way.

she and i are still friends because i felt guilty after i got a diagnosis and sought her out and apologized. took the fucking doctors a year to determine why i kept slipping into a severe case of hyperthyroidism and a super manic state. she fucking left me because i was sick, yes i got angry and dented the fridge but DAMMIT I WAS ILL AND SHE SHOWED ME NO COMPASSION.

she's had three serious relationships in the last several years counting the one she broke off for me and fucked probably 2 dudes since i was with her not including me and one being the dude she was with when she met me. i wish i could stop being like this but my family i expected to betray me her i loved her, and i wish i could stop reveling in her misery.

>>723217221
>What does that even mean?
Exactly.

My eyes naturally gravitate towards men's crotches
bulges turn me on

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>>723217316
tru

Zipped a body bag up on someone still gasping. He killed some people and tried to off himself but failed. I helped him meet Jesus

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I smashed into probably a 70-80 year old lady going mach4 on a shopping kart in target when i was 8
>headslam
>usain bolted
>10/10 she had like 7 family members behind her

i like penis

>>723215070
dude thats awesome

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I get off to posting pictures of my cock on this site.

pissed out 2nd story window. people eating breakfast on 1st floor.

>>723218097
why your dick look like a stale sausage
nasty

I put the screw in the tuna....

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>>723218383
Is this better?

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I just want to be with her.

>>723218466
i think if any dude pulled that out on me before sex i would start crying

>>723218616
What makes you say that?
Serious question here.

as a sub guy I'm into sissification

>>723212772
I honestly hate my wife and wish I was doing cocaine and racing cars

>>723218503
she doesn't want to be with you

>>723218097
hey me too

>>723218812
prove it

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>>723218677
nah i'm just bein shan mate your dick is alright
maybe lose some of the bush though
stubble pubes are nicer than an insurmountable tangle of pubes
just my two cents

>>723215419
same man, pretty sure it was just performance anxiety though

I have this girl who's ass I touch regularly. It all began when I told her I wanted to and she let me. Ever since I've been getting her to let me. Sometimes I even pay her to. It feels amazing but I keep worrying I'll get caught. If I do I know I'll get in a metric shit ton of trouble.

>>723212772
alright /b/.....i really want to suck a log of shit from andy sixx's asshole... who's with me?

>>723217017
thats called being a human

>>723218997
Is she like my windows ?

>>723218956
Hopefully next time it goes better, she was tight af so it's hard to get it in anyway.

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>>723218863
ok : ^ )

I lost virginity to a hooker so idk if im still a virgin or not

>>723219265
nice girth, underwhelming length. 7/10

>>723215400
bruh, shes fucking gross

>>723217017
I feel ya, its not even checking them out, just a habit

>>723219120
What the fuck does that mean

>>723219265
as long as your above 5 inches length doesn't matter, size obsession is gay
9/10 cuz circumsized

>>723219598
It looks dangerously close to a chode tho.

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My dad raped me /b/

>>723219708
chode means wider than it is long
you are wrong

>>723219745
Does that make you gay?

spent some time at a female friends place and we'd cuddle sometimes at night. when she passed out I'd lightly grind against her and whip out my dick and rub it against her nice and slow. have finished multiple times on her while she slept and she hasn't said anything and we're still close.

I read threads on /b/
Feels bad man.

>>723220065
>expecting anything else
newfag

>>723219573
10

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>>723219954

It makes me the president's daughter

>>723220173
You shouldn't joke about rape. Downvoted.

>>723218466
What's up with your head? It's looks weird

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>>723220220
It's a funny angle, my dick is a bit bent.

>>723220394
Nah dude it looks like you have some sores on the head or something.

>>723212772
I was diagnosed with ASPD a few years ago and despite not agreeing with the diagnosis I often question whether or not it's valid. I recognize that people get fucked up after getting involved with me.

>>723212772
I am a virgin at almost 33.

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Sometimes I wear my wife's dirty panties... She doesn't know. Pic related

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>>723220443
It's most likely circumcision scars.

I'm 18 and I'm dating a 15 year old boy. We've been together for about 3 years now.

>>723212772
He is dead and it is very much my fault

I'm gonna be a cop because I think I don't fit in normal jobs, like doing shit on an office, I think that is kinda wasting your life, I just want to feel adrenaline and be exited when I put my belt and bulletproof vest on

>>723218503
Same anon

>>723220556
shan guy here i change my mind
your dick is 8/10
not bad

>>723220557
I know a few lasses that are still dating highschoolers, albeit they are quite chaste, if you're a guy, that's just weird and you're perpetuating a stereotype, obviously.

>>723218503
Same here..

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>>723220845
thx m8

>>723220756
fag

>>723220756
You should kill yourself instead.

>>723212772
I have a bag of crushed sleeping pills that i plan on using on my gf's little cousin with the fat ass. When the opportunity presents itself i want to give her some chocolate milk with it. She falls asleep hard and i dry hump her panty clad backside. Can't wait.

>>723220889
What kind of double standard is that shit?

>>723220756
If you want an exciting job you should be a terrorist or a crack dealer or something

my cars mom tried to back me in the finger of my dads automobile.

>>723221422
Nice dubs, but what the fuck did you just say?

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>>723221422
i understand this

Anon uploaded a thread with green text where he's was in a relationship for 11 months and his girlfriend told him that she cheated on him the first couple of weeks. I think I'm that person. Thread started around 3am. I fucked this girl and she told me she felt bad because she was in a relationship. He said 11 months ago and it happen on Feb 24th. Their anniversary is on March something. I think I fucked Anons girl. He apparently uploaded her nudes but deleted them and I couldn't see it on time by the time I got to the thread. Other Anons said she had small tits and the girl I fucked had small tits. Didn't say where she was from. Sorry anon if you're reading this but I might fuck her again because she's an easy fuck.

>>723221303
Post results when you do it

had a 12 yo gf when i was 25.

it was alright.

>>723221691
Ive made a few threads when i babysit late with the cousin and gf and they get shit canned right away. I even post shoe on head pics.

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Where to start.
>male cousin and I sexually experimented when we were kids
>male neighbour and I sexually experimented when we were kids
>another male neighbour and I sexually experimented when we were kids
>I fucked my stepsister on a regular basis for a year and a half.
>I let my close bisexual friend fuck me in the ass when we were drunk, and I sucked his dick.
>I feel miserable as fuck living as a guy, but I'm not a moron, and I know I look too masculine to ever be passable as a trap so I won't transition.
That feel.

>>723212772
When I was a little kid I gave my baby sister a plastic bag to play with and she ended up suffocating. Never got caught, grieving parents just figured she crawled to it or something. Oops.

A few weeks ago, I was almost hit by a car while crossing the street. I didn't flinch. I want to die anyway, so I didn't care. I even surprised myself how little I cared.

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>>723220520
Had a friend with ASPD. His girlfriend called me one day screaming he was going to kill himself. Police found him smoking weed in the bathroom. Long live.

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>>723212772
Not enough internet for overwatch, but have enough to fill triple display with trap porn.
On discord so say off for a joint and be back in a bit.
Take my headset off and get to work, killed it!
Clean up and put headset back on,both my managers wanting to know if my internet is better?.
MFW i see that discord was left on.

So 11th grade was fucking me as always, so I decided that I'm the middle of math class I was going to go rub one off in the nearest bathroom, because teenagers like me are all horny faggots, right?

I get there and it's one of those wierd bathrooms where the door locks but the gender specific bathrooms are right next to each other, so anyways

Lock the door

Start rubbing

Finish off

Suddenly realize I'm in the female bathroom and have a minor heart attack, but everything's good, until I open the door and there's a girl standing there...

Fuck.

(P.S I did end up asking her to senior prom the next year despite the awkwardness after that day, and she did say yes, lol, all skill no luck)

>>723220043
Any pics, anon?

>>723220520
Care to explain more about it? Does your behaviour somehow piss people off?

>>723220557
How's the sex, anon?

>>723220741
As long as you remember him, he's never dead. Could be good or bad, depending on what you did to him and how you feel about him.

>>723220756
Go for it, anon. Just know that I'll be on the other side of the fence.

>>723221303
Good luck, anon. Get her pregnant for me.

>>723221422
Same.

>>723221804
Did she put out or was it just casual stuff?

>>723222081
>Experimentation is okay
>Incest is okay
>Homosex is okay
>Masculine trap is never okay, tbh fam
Right choice, anon.

>>723222348
We all make mistakes, anon. Yours just ended up killing your future loli fucktoy.

>>723222585
Same.

>>723219374
You understand why it's a dirty secret :(

>>723212772
mom fongre car fred

>>723213785
This kind of stuff is like to shitting in the faces of modern technology and biology

>>723223824
what a coincidence, shitting in faces is also my secret

>>723223295
I don't want to get her pregnant anon, i just want to hotdog her ass and cum on her back.

When I was about 6 or 7, I was so suicidal I tried to choke myself to death once or twice a month. One night, I succeeded in making myself pass out, but I didn't die, so I learned it wouldn't work.

Nuggets aren't functioning members of society . Oh wait, that's not a secret.

>>723222820
Similar thing happened, except the cops found me walking home from a friends house.
>>723223295
Not really, most people view me as a genuine person and really kind and relateable, that is excluding a few who have known me for extended periods of time. I have an affinity for getting people to like me, and even if I do something that should usually get them to hate me I can get them to come back around. Funny enough my current GF has a personality disorder as well in the same cluster (BPD) which is probably the reason I'm so fond of her to be quite honest, she's the only relationship that I haven't gotten bored with.

>>723223295
>Did she put out or was it just casual stuff?

lets just say i still fap to the memories.

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I do not own much trash. I am not hungry, but i might have to eat from trashcans. I may have to enter the trashcans. I will attempt to renovate the trashcan so that the trash is more edible. My senpai believes i should dump out the trash. I do not think that is possible. Humans have been eating from the trashcan since before they learned how to talk.

>>723212772
I don't like brown people.

I think about killing myself every day cause no friends or job or money or anything (also never been hugged or more lel)

>>723224179
>degeneracy
I'm glad you'll die early.

>>723225380
society hurt you, kill them.

>>723225380

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I use these almost every night, been doing it for about a year.

>>723224765
Good for you, man. Hope things get better for you.

>>723220394
Is that a post op sex change dick? Did you have skin grafted?

>>723224765
Also the few people who know of my diagnoses still trust me wholeheartedly kek

>>723226058
The fuck is wrong with you

>>723226310
Siezures or restless leg syndrome is my guess, that or severely fucked.

>>723226310
Is it really that awfuI tho? I mean it doesn't harm anyone.

>>723226501
Its a bit strange but there are much worse things in life.

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>>723227047
Oh ya I agree, it is totaIIy strange and weird but it's not this awfuI thing to do.

>>723227413
Its alright. You do you

>>723227413
what if there's a fire?

>>723227751
Super valid question, depends if I'm put in them where I'd have to reIy on somebody eIse to get me out. In a fire they'd probabIy cut them. If it's me doing it I have the magnetic key.

I tried killing myself today and failed miserably.

>>723228495
details

sometimes I go into WWYD threads and post group pictures of me and a few of my friends just to see what you guys think of me/them, gotta say it's oddly hot and a big boost in esteem

I want to fuck my wifes children.
One girl is 13 and one is 15
It's taking everything in my power to not try and fuck them :/

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my moms penis is bigger than mine

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>>723229245

my moms penis is more feminine than mine.

>>723221879
Have you considered that you are a sociopath and that the vast majority of people find rape immoral due to the power of empathy which you may fundamentally lack?

I tell myself that nothing I do in my life will ever matter to run away from my problems and never deal with anything, I never talk to anyone unless I have to because what's the point? But really I just want people to talk to and someone to love

Starting when I was about 8 I would grope/caress my mom while she slept. Once I discovered masturbation, I began using her body parts to do so (rubbing myself on the bottom of her feet, using her hair, the bend of her elbow or knee, etc). The first time I tried fingering her she woke up and told me never to do that again, and I got in trouble, but I did it many times afterwards and she never woke up or got mad again. I assume she knew for a long time and was just faking the sleep, but I enjoyed it. I'd probably still do it if I didn't move out.

>>723229860
when did you move out?

I've been wanting this one girl for the longest time and shits been complicated. It sucks, shes the only girl i want.

Not really a secret but oven mever told anyone but my doc.
I was shot in Iraq just to the right of my sappy plate. Bullet only left a sick bruise for some reason.

No one would ever believe me anyway.

>>723212772
I know someone whose wife is an escort. He doesn't know. My friend hired her after I told him. I feel like a bastard, but it did make me laugh.

>>723228913
I was gonna make a nice long cut down my arm but the only knife I had was shitty and dull, so it's only a scrape and it stings a bit. I gave up and realised how pathetic I was as I looked down onto my arm.

>>723218756
sounds like me in 10 years

i made that 'i hate niggers' video that's on the news now.

when i was six years old i pissed in my neighbors sandbox

>>723224709

Right they're delicious snacks from McDonald's.

I enjoy Moot candids while drinking sparkling cider.

Broke someone's backdoor with a log.

>>723214307
>>723213785
Mental illness

>>723231686
pretty rough story anon.

will it make a nice scar at least?

I think I almost died last night. I was incredibly high and I think my friend tried to choke me to death for recently talking to a girl that he dated 5 years ago in grade 9

Either that or my high af brain percieved the situation as something that didn't really happen

>>723212772
I am a male in my late 30's. Only ever dated women, only ever fucked women, only ever been interested in all things feminine. I am obsessed with tits, I love pussy, and I honestly truly believe females are amazing.

However... My secret is that I am extremely turned on my cocks. I look at them online all the fucking time. I have a fantasy of being completely dominated by men... I want my masculinity stripped away from me and be turned into a cock sucking faggot that lives to please men. I want to befriend a guy that straight up uses me as a cumdump. I imagine him having a girlfriend but she doesn't put out enough so he comes over to my place and forces me to suck him off until he pumps his load down the back of my throat. I think about how as I am blowing him he tells me things like "yeah.. suck that cock you fucking faggot.. this is what your purpose in life is.. you live to please me". This fantasy goes deeper though...To further humiliate me, he tells me that he will be the only one to fuck my girlfriend and that once his cock enters her pussy, I am forever forbidden to fuck her again... he tells me that he will be fucking her behind my back and that I am to act as if I don't know... but by no longer fucking her, it will make her want to cheat on me and that is when he will fulfill his role as the only one that fucks her. I am to then act oblivious.. but he convinced her to stay with me. So he ends up using us both... He fucks my mouth while she isn't around, and he fucks her pussy while i'm not around. He is then made to feel like a king. All the while he carries on his own relationship with his own girlfriend.

Yes... I am mentally fucked up in the head, I realize this... but this is my biggest secret... it is what I fantasize about most. I generally jerk off to this fantasy almost every night.

>>723214780
lol

>>723212772
i took a shit in a filing cabinet at my school oncd

>>723220756
Fuck you. ACAB.

>>723215070
What the fuck man

Im a furry

>>723215400
she's so fucking ugly dude what the fuck

>>723212772
Just when i rebuilt my life from NEET hood to lots of things happening crippling depression is hitting and i have no support, probably gonna lose everything

>>723212772
i have a crush on my best friends crush/gf (theyre not dating but its like .3inches away from being dating)
they're both girls

>>723232300
Meh I'm not into the whole becoming a sissy slut thing personally however I do understand it. I like all things female as well but I'm also turned on to big, nice looking cocks. I fap to good looking dicks every once in a while but that's about as far as the whole thing goes. I'm not attracted to any other part of men and I don't want to fuck/get fucked by one. It's literally only a dick attraction

>>723215400
Shes pretty ugly, but if I was you? I'd be fucking her too. This is kind of a fantasy of mine. I'd love to befriend a couple and the guys wife and I fuck behind our significant others backs. Would love to do this. ugly or not, I'd smash that pussy forever... and no condom? Even better! Blow your load DEEP in that pussy and get off the idea that you have claimed that guys wife's pussy as your own. That's fucking hot.

>>723232817
Same here man. ALL other parts of a man INSTANTLY turn me off. I'm only into cocks. Masculinity does NOTHING for me. I mean it when I say love women. EVERYTHING about women turns me on. That's how I know i'm not gay, but my fantasy? That is pretty fucking gay. Just how my brain works though. I know i'll never act on it, but I still think about it all the time.

I'm such a broken piece of shit beta male who believes that almost everyone is superior than me. I practically no friends and my parents think I have some sort of mental disorder because I always liked to be isolated.

>>723228154

Are you diapered when locked up?

>>723232969
go to alt clubs, be someones slave...at least then youll be useful, being a human toilet for master

>>723232926
I think we're both just a little bit bi. Only a tiny bit. Who cares, either way?

>>723232969
The world needs people like you. II coulda been a farmer, or a lackey, or a brothel boy. Everyone has a purpose, even betas like you.

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>>723233095
Yeah, good call. I personally don't care. I fully admit I am a touch bi. Otherwise, I wouldn't have the fantasy I do.

>>723212772
When I was 14, my 19 yo sister tricked me into havering sex with her.

>>723215070
That's fucked up dude

>>723232430


If you didnt make an appropriate folder for it, and file it properly, you failed

>>723233047
so many peopIe ask me this. Yes I am, I'm not into diapers, but it's practicaI to wear.

I'm in love with my best friend and they dont feel the same and no matter how hard I try I can't seem to remove them from my life and it hurts so bad all I wanna do is die and the worst part is they had nowhere to live so I let them move in and now I see them all day everyday.

I'm circumcised and often wish I wasn't. I'd be more than willing to take the extra effort to keep it clean in exchange for having more sexual pleasure. I feel like something special that could make me feel good was taken from me without my consent because that's exactly what happened.

>>723212772

>33 years old
>kissless virgin
>I have a diaper fetish
>I love to have my dick in a chastity cage
>I have these desires to eat my own cum.. I ate it once but it was awful.. I still have feelings that I want to do it again... each time I always lose interest right after I cum
>I want to crossdress, haven't done it yet.
>I have a separate amazon.com account where I buy diapers, sex toys, etc. and have them sent to an Amazon locker, just so it doesn't accidentally get sent to the wrong house on my block, or someone takes it.
>I sleep with a doll each night
>Despite all of this, I have no sexual desires towards men.
>I'm just a complete social failure with women.
>no friends
>I'm also an alcoholic
>I'm so fucking lonely
>I would kill myself it my parents weren't still alive

I planned out and sexually assaulted a stranger while out of town on a business trip

>>723212772
I have fucked a semi-famous celeb.
Carly Rae Jepsen, aka Ms.Call-Me-Maybe.

i have a secret collection of monster high dolls :D

My girlfriend is asking to move in after a year of dating, and I don't know if I want her to; I don't even know if I still want to go out with her anymore. She's fantastic, smart, willing to try pretty much any activity, and is an amazing teacher, but she's got serious problems with self confidence, and depression. I suspect she's bipolar, she tried to commit suicide a few years ago, had a fucked up childhood, and that drags into our lives now. I'm a pretty fucking annoyingly positive and upbeat dude, but she's wearing me down hard these last few months that, and I don't know what to do, and don't have anyone to really talk to about it

>>723233852
I fucked Emily Haines once. We're, like, six degrees eskimo bros

>>723212772
>>723212772
>>723212772


I lie to businesses and make them get $199 a month websites.

I make around $40k a month.

>>723233693
hahaha. kill some jews, it will make you feel better.

>>723233929
Haha. Was she any good?
Cause' Carly Rae was a mixed bag for me, since while she's my body type, she had some weird kinks.

A few years back I had to live in a 5th wheel RV at an RV park whose main residents were old people and pipe liners. It was next door to the cities' animal shelter, and the animal shelter in that town has a policy of euthanizing dogs after 7 days and releasing the cats after a week, and naturally the cat's would gravitate to the RV park in mass each week to the trailer park. It didn't help that one of the little old ladies in the park would actually leave cat food outside for the cats, and she frequently broke the parks pet rules regaurding the number of cats you could have because, she saw it as her trailer. (Later it was discovered she was hoarding 30 cats in her double slide out trailer.) After years of this, feral cats became a serious problem. The owner's were using 2 raccoon traps at the time and they could at best catch 2 cats a night, but the adults were smart and didn't trust the traps if they saw another cat get caught. Well I was unemployed at the time and I knew the owner's son pretty well, and I noticed he was frustrated, the cats had been climbing on the residents' trailer and leaving tears in awnings. They were becoming a nuance. So we worked out an arrangement where I would catch the cats and take care of them. I used my skills from boy scouts to make an efficient trap and lure in cats by the litter. Imagine a guy 30 yards away from a large basic box trap with a string waiting for hours for a big group of cats to wonder over to the smell of tuna under a box cage with a stick and a pull string and you have a pretty good picture of what I was doing.
I couldn't take them back to the animal shelter.
I couldn't release them on someone else's property because I've been on the receiving end of that.
and I wouldn't waste a bullet on a cat.
I paid my rent that month using that method.
Ever since that month, I've been nice to stray cats I meet because honestly I feel bad for what happened.

>>723212772
i executed 4 civilians in bosnia.

>>723234115
I was drunk and my dick went soft and I'm deeply embarrassed any time I hear her on the radio so yeah, pretty good

>>723234133

I don't even get it dude.

You sold the cats? You're so vague with what happened.

>>723229114
Dude they do not want to fuck you trust me ! They will think you are some creepy old fuck

>>723233994

Could you donate to:
http://www.faustmanlab.org/

She's trying to get a cure for type 1 diabetes approved by the FDA.

>>723232112
It'll be a good story that's for sure

>>723234221

Done.

Emailed them about it.

I'll put down a few thousand. What's your name?

>>723234211
I took care of them.

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I once made fanfiction in high school of my own life where it's basically a harem with all my female classmates giving me blowjobs, having sex with me, and occasionally having lesbian sessions with eachother.

I cringe thinking about it but sometimes I go back to it and add a new chapter.

>>723234459
I'd read that

>>723234400

If you seriously did that, you're fucking awesome!

I am Anonymous.

>>723229114
I bet you've started staring more and even jerking off to them, huh? Maybe, just crept into their rooms and sniffed some dirty little panties...yum.

You devilish degenerate.

I have weird dreams that I'm at some public place, be it work or school and I've forgotten to get dressed.

I'm going about my day and I realize that I forgot to put on a shirt for example. I look down and see that I'm not wearing anything. NO ONE has said anything to me. They all, I guess in an effort to protect me from humiliation, didn't say anything and just let me walk around shirtless

>>723234418

What the fuck man

>>723212772
I still dream about my ex after 1 year of being broken up. I still love her.

>>723234459
I did this once at 15. wrote it on a school laptop, saved to the c drive, returned laptop.

I wonder if anybody else read it. it had some pretty fucked up sadomasochistic stuff in there.

i go to church with my dying grandmother every week. I'm islamic

In 2nd Grade I Used to plan my jokes.

and I thought it would be funny to show my penis as a joke

and after I showed multiple students

I thought it would be funny to show the my teacher.

and she laughed .

>>723234705

I watched my grandmother die a couple weekends ago. I went to the hospital every day to be with her. I couldn't cry when she died. I've been depressed for too long, I no longer have feelings.

I am a married guy who fucks asian whores i meet at massage parlors. I go to a certain one 3 times a week to fuck one girl. Sometimes i go to others. Wife has no idea

>>723218445
Dammit kel

>>723234602
I know. feels bad man

>>723234840

I'm in the same boat OP.

I can't feel shit either. I have a hard time connecting with pretty much anyone.

You're not alone, man. Then again when you view torture videos and executions you tend to get a bit desensitized with death.

Ok /b/ strap in for this fucking crazy story that is occurring in my life. So a few days ago i took this test called the bdsmtest with some friends and I was DOMINANT AS FUCK. flashforward to today. a few other girls took the test and found out my results. A few of them text me "please be our dom" and im like ohfuck.gif and was like oh ok but I am a bit concerned because they are not 18 yet and I dont want to get fucked if after a while they decide to say what happened.

>>723235023
interested

>>723235023

How old are we talking, anon...

>>723233356
No wonder you have no friends..

I'm a god damn drug addict. Opioids are my thing. My tolerance is so high I can only take them to feel normal with just the mildest buzz. I don't use needles anymore, haven't in years. Not many people know I did, and a lot of people have no idea i have a drug problem as i am a productive member of society and don't look high to people. But I am, almost always. Benzos don't do me much of a favor either. I'm just extremely dependent on drugs.

I fucked my former best friends girlfriend while she was cuddled up to him I only had it in for a second but I still feel like garbage to this day and wonder why I did it. That was ten years ago

>>723221616
I remember that thread.
It's probably a coincidence. There are a lot of people in this world.

>>723235106
There's only a 2 or 3 year age difference I think, but still under 18 and im over 18

I'm fairly certain I have depression. I have no motivation and find myself constantly crying and wanting to die. I'm afraid of going to a professional and then giving me pills. I don't want to rely on drugs. I'm honestly pretty scared and don't know what to do anymore.

I like to go to a public bathrrom and smell used toilet papers from men and women

I fingered my dog once.

once sucked my friends dick after we both got really high

>>723235183
How often do you take drugs and how many do you do at a time? Genuinely curuious.

I have been taking norcos, vicodin, and some liquid hydrocodone on and off for about a year every other weekend. I started taking 15 mgs of norcos for a buzz, now it's up to 30 mgs. I haven't even taken any in about 3 weeks, but I'm wondering if even my bi-weekly consumption and increase in tolerance is considered addicted...

I knew 2 mass shooters and a potential third who off'd himself instead of going cho.

I also knew a few people IRL who ended up murderers, mainly gang related bullshit.

I also shook hands with a mass murderer IRL (Hillary Clinton)

my secret is I like when no one can upload pics

Test

>>723235418
Find a hobby. Helps me.

>>723235418
You have to accept the fact that you have a chemical imbalance. What you're describing is depression at least, and could be more complicated. You should give in and succumb to a prescribed SSRI. I was the same way, I finally got sick of it I decided I would seek help and listen to what they had to say, and at least give them a chance for a half a year. If after that they couldn't help, then fuck em id find something else. He put me on Paxil, and I take 39 mg a day. It takes about 3 months of the drug building up in your system for it to have an effect but it is incredible. Night and day difference. I can smile and enjoy simple things again, I can leave my apartment and hang out and meet new people. I'm not scared to wake up anymore. Believe me man it's worth it. I only take 30 mg a night and I love it. It has made the difference between life and no life. Not death, but literally no life. I'm alive again.

>>723212772
I was sexually molested by a gay kid in high school. This gay kid has now gone on to become a global activist/philanthropist that is by some standards considered Hollywood famous (seen pics of him around major celebrities).

I personally never think about it, and I have no intention of making anything of it now, but it did happen and it was fucked up. I was fucking naive as hell as a teenager.

I have a thing for my mother in law.

Few things I did.

I was at her house and she had to leave somewhere quickly, I went into her room and starting licking her underwear, put my cock on her bras and what not. I would lay on her bed and masturbate, thinking she was next to me.

There was a time where I would make her try the oculus headset, she would wear those open tshirt and I would take my phone out take silence photos up close without her knowing. I would then masturbate to those photos.

Other times I would take my cock out right next to her face while wearing the oculus, was the biggest rush ever, I just wanted to deep throat that slut so badly.

There was a day where I would be on a hard on and walk next to her to see if she would look, and she did, turned me on so much, I saw her eyes moving down there, was a huge rush.

At times I would fantasise about me drugging her so she sleeps, then just do what I want and she wouldn't remember a thing.

I have more I could tell, but yeah.

>>723235896
Thank you

>>723235164
I have friends ... what?

>>723217223
Because you don't really revel in them. You wish it was you. Now, stop going off your meds, because you are in light psychosis right now.

>>723236083
You're welcome. Give it a chance. It's a huge pain in the ass and you might need to try a few meds, and it won't be pleasant, until you find one that works for you with no side effects. Paxil makes me feel like me again. It's not apathy it's genuine happiness I feel. Or sadness, or whatever normal people feel appropriately during situations. Small things that used to seem like the end of the world to me no longer bother me, when others laugh I can join in on the laughter genuinely instead of just faking it instead of secretly wishing I was alone in my room. Do it for yourself. It will be quite a journey but you'll be SO better off.

>>723215400
Lauren homersham

>>723217017
I just grab em by the pussy

I fucking love Clocks by Coldplay. I'm hammered listening to it on repeat right now.

>>723212772
I have around 600 used tissues under my bed along with like 6 pair of socks that look like kfc, IYKWIM

I ate out my underage sister once.

Me and my ex - a long going story of four and a half fucking years, on and off, mostly on, she cheated, I cheated and whatever.
At the time when we broke up for the longest ( two months I think, or three ) she was dating some real faggot, like he was a huge loser, pretty ugly ( not that I'm handsome or some shit but dude was just lame ) and I convinced her to come and fuck me while she was still "dating" him - my dick is kinda big, and after such a long relationship I knew what she wanted and so on, so it was an easy choice. So that happened quite a few times, and after a while she decides she wants to come back with me, and dump him. I was alright with that, so I suppise we got together again. Fucker threatened me, wanted to beat me up ( lol @ that ) and insulted me online. Then one day, I get a message from some fake profile, saying "enjoy :)" and a video attached. It was my fucking whore ex sucking that faggot off.
I've come to this video so many fucking times.
inb4 cuck, I would never let the girl I love fuck someone else, but something about seeing that fucking whore suck that faggot's dick gets me
I also have tons of stories with her, she was fucking crazy, and a super-bitch.

>>723234925
hows the sex? is she hot?

I have a diaper fetish that borderlines pedophilia. Knowing a little kid can wear a diaper and freely use it and get praise for using it turns me on. There is a 3-4year old across the street from me that plays outside in only his diaper during the summer. I get a instant boner seeing him play. I usually jack off thinking I am that little boy and shitting myself.

I have fucked a 83 year old man and it was the best sex I've ever had. I have fucked a lot of old people, not for money but because I am sexually attracted to them. And what old man wouldn't want a young 20+ year old boy sucking his cock?

I paid a mortician a few years back to have sex with a john doe. I haven't gone back since.

>>723236612
b8

>>723235774
My usual is 160 to 239 mg of oxycodone a day, but i throw others into the mix on top of it. I smoke 100 fentanyl patches regularly and don't stop until it's gone, mostly oxy though. Also heroin insufflate heroin if for some reason my pill guy is out of town for a couple days. I like to add benzos to the mix. Lots of Ativan, sometimes lots of xanax, right now I have a big ass bottle of Tussionex I've been using to potentiate/add more opiates to the mix with my oxy. And still I feel just normal. A tiny noddy. I fee pleasant but not high.

>>723235761
how was it/? spit or swallow

>>723236654
Yeah...sure, pal.

Voy a vender mi casa en secreto para comprarme una escalera y así poder saltar el muro

>>723236754
Oh shit.
230 mg oxy
100 mcg fent patches. Sorry, kinda fucked up from the Ativan I took

I regularly wet the bed from the ages of 6 to 17

When I was a teenager my little brothers used to get lunchables and would never finish them, I never got any and I got angry that they wasted them, so I force fed my youngest brother two of them because he wasted them, and I made him eat any he spilt. It seems dumb but it made me feel horrible afterwards, and I still regret it whenever I think about it.

>>723236069
Please do

>>723236069
thats hot man i can relate, how did her panties smell and taste? tell mor...

>>723212772
I beat my dick in a target parking lot while skipping school in my senior year

>>723236646
how'd that happen?

>>723236768
Let me guess, you don't believe the part when I said I'm not a cuck ?

>>723214780
That's called being a "male"

When you're married, when ever your wife leaves the house to shop and shit, you'll blast pornhub and jerk to the wildest shit. Lube up and get fucking weird with it. Totally strip down and just shoot all over the place.

Literally any chance you get. She's gone for the weekend? You won't hinge Netflix, you'll be binging porn you didn't even know existed.

>>723236883
share vid over kik? and tell more stories...

While living in Germany, I fucked a lot of prostitutes in the brothels. I even had one come spend the night at my place on her night off. I'm not even ashamed. Not one bit. Loved every minute of sex and I don't give a fuck that I paid for it.

You pay for it one way or another, anyway.

>>723236934
lol me at the moment, looking to jerk on Skype with someone just to try it...

This isn't really secret stuff but I need advice, and the advice blogs are glitched.

I really want to propose to my girlfriend of over 2.5 years, we're both 28 and everything has been awesome from the day we've met. Only one thing is bothering me, and keeping me from taking the plunge. She has lots of guy friends. Two of them I know for a fact like her (she knows too, but she doesn't care / thinks it's funny and says they are non-threats) probably about four other guys she keeps in weekly contact with. I.e. Text / Snapchat. And she also has an ex that texts her about once a month who she never initiates conversation with, but she will text him back. She always tells me when these people text her too, (I don't get outwardly jealous, I'm not sure if she likes that or not) Ine time I can think of that pissed me off is she became friends with a guy at work around six months ago, she was supposed to go to a work party and he was going to be a dd for her and some friends. She told me she was going to his house to hang out with him before they left, I got mad. When I got mad and told her it wasn't cool to hang out with him alone at his house, she freaked out and started sobbing and accused me of not trusting her. I do trust her, but being a guy myself and knowing things I've done in the past I have a hard time trusting other guys. Anyway literally a day later she stops being friends with him after he spread a rumor at work that they "cuddled" and that's the last I've heard of him. We've moved away in a different state since then and all of the friends she had made (except for one) have been guys. She says it's because she makes friends easier with guys, but it's starting to get old fast. Opinions? Suggestions on how to expose some of the guys. No "DUMP THE DIRTY TRAMP" comments, I know she isn't cheating she doesn't have the time, if she was I'd be REALLY impressed we both spend about 95% of our days together.

>>723215070
You a rapist son, die

I really want to propose to my girlfriend of over 2.5 years, we're both 28 and everything has been awesome from the day we've met. Only one thing is bothering me, and keeping me from taking the plunge. She has lots of guy friends. Two of them I know for a fact like her (she knows too, but she doesn't care / thinks it's funny and says they are non-threats) probably about four other guys she keeps in weekly contact with. I.e. Text / Snapchat. And she also has an ex that texts her about once a month who she never initiates conversation with, but she will text him back. She always tells me when these people text her too, (I don't get outwardly jealous, I'm not sure if she likes that or not) Ine time I can think of that pissed me off is she became friends with a guy at work around six months ago, she was supposed to go to a work party and he was going to be a dd for her and some friends. She told me she was going to his house to hang out with him before they left, I got mad. When I got mad and told her it wasn't cool to hang out with him alone at his house, she freaked out and started sobbing and accused me of not trusting her. I do trust her, but being a guy myself and knowing things I've done in the past I have a hard time trusting other guys. Anyway literally a day later she stops being friends with him after he spread a rumor at work that they "cuddled" and that's the last I've heard of him. We've moved away in a different state since then and all of the friends she had made (except for one) have been guys. She says it's because she makes friends easier with guys, but it's starting to get old fast. Opinions? Suggestions on how to expose some of the guys. No "DUMP THE DIRTY TRAMP" comments, I know she isn't cheating she doesn't have the time, if she was I'd be REALLY impressed we both spend about 95% of our days together.

>be me
>my friend sleeping over
>I suddenly get a boner and its poking through my pjs
>my friend catches notice
>me fake sleeping
>my friend starts to touch it with his foot
>proceeds to blow me
>still fake sleeping
>turns me over and dry humps me
>finish on my ass
>went to bed
>never said a word about this

>>723214828
same man, i feel your pain

>>723221028
So want you to fuck my wife. But she's so BBW

>>723235774
I replied to your post already about what I take on the daily. But I didn't address the addiction part.
Listen. No one can tell you that you're addicted, but you. It sounds like you casually fuck around on low doses of an only moderately potent opioid. It isn't wise, but if you're doing this every other weekend this doesn't yet qualify as truly addictive behavior; not yet, at least. The increase of dosage you talk about is what concerns me. Could be you've just found your sweet spot. I'd stick to if if I were you. But honestly, opiates are tricky and you can chip away a long time at them without a true "habit," but before you know, you'll turn around one day and they've got their hooks in deep. I'm concerned that you're going to keep upping your dosage, that once every other weekend will turn into every weekend, to a couple times a week etc. do not underistimate this shit. It's insidious as fuck and will creep up on you. It could take days, months, or years. But prolonged usage of opioids, in my experience, usually ends up being a downward spiral. Not for everyone though. It all depends on you. I can't tell you what is going to happen in the future, but as of right now, no. I would not consider you an addict in any way. Also keep in mind, there is a difference between someone with a drug problem and a true addict.

>>723236956
Eh, I don't have kik, and even if I did, i still wouldn't, because even though she really was a total bitch and fucked me up, I would never go that low. Also she has stuff of me, so ummm yeah, nah, can't risk it.
I can post more stories if there's interest though.

>>723212772
im sexually confused

>>723221524
Am I having a fucking stroke?

>>723236839
>>723236857
Her panties smelt beautiful, I would lick them till it was dry.

Currently I am getting some sort of spying equipment with camera and all that, will be placing them in her shower so I can go nuts while watching it.

It's a strange feeling this whole wanting to fucking your mother in law, yet such a rush.. Sometimes I would just think how I could get fuck her, It's like a long life missions for me right now, I need to fuck her and I do not care how old she will be.

I even thought of just drugging her but to risky unless I could get my hands on "devils breathe" which is hard to come by but who knows.

Anyway, I would have sex with my wife while we stayed at there place and made sure we were loud, just so she could hear, turned me more then the sex it's self. I always imagine I'm fucking my mother in law while fucking the wife, common practice till now.

Would be great to get them two together an just fuck them at the same time, but what are the chances? haha.

I would play with myself while she is watching t.v, she wouldn't see but I would just hope she would catch me. Maybe she knows what I'm trying to do? I don't know..

There was a time where I would sneak into the laundry and find her dirty filthy panties, that was like a gold mine to me. I would steal it and just keep it with me, till this day. I would sniff it each time while I look at photos of her on facebook and masturbate.

Sometimes I was tempted to create a fake fb profile and start chatting to her to see if she would eventually cheat on her husband (her husband has cheated and I only know) There was a time where I would just want to tell her just so they split up, would make things much easier. I still have the footage of him cheating, idiots these days record and leave it on their phone..

There was a time where I would make my wife watch 3 somes of husband and wife + her mother in law, while I fucked her. She didn't notice the title I guess? I don't know. I want her..

I fucked a 13yo boy

I come to /b/ very rarely in hopes of finding my ex boyfriend by recognizing the posts as something he would write... :/

I think you should make Facebook account and flirt with her and see if she's receptive to cheating on her husband .

>>723232300
iCame

>>723237581
I should give that a try. This feeling would never go away.

>>723223295
It's Damn good sex. The vigor of being 15 is amazing. Strange what disappears within a few years

I posted this the other day but I have to tell someone again ,for about 2 years now I sneak into my moms room in the middle of the night and I kneel by her feet and smell
Them while I jerk off , her feet smell terrible but the smell turns me on so much . I think she knows cause she now wears socks to bed so I just smell her shoes and cum inside them but this sucks cause I really miss her feet .

>>723237475
This is a bit desperate.
Any luck though ? That would be an akward thing, wouldn't it ?
>>723237656
Fucking go for it, buddy. What if you could get her to send some nudes at least ?

>>723237698
That shit is messed up man, never to your own family let along your own flesh and blood. Others I understand.. but dam son.

>>723237449
nice try milo

Also probably 20% of women have fucked 13yo boys

>>723237656
Do not reveal yourself until you can start getting her to talk dirty to you , I advise you that this is not a good idea cause the odds are only bad will come of this but if your urge to fuck her is so great that you need to do this .
Let us see what she looks like

>>723237777
im not a woman

>>723217017
Who doesn't?

I'm getting upload fails and I cant post a pic, what do?

>>723237763
That would be even great, can imagine the excitement already.. Al though, as I said before, I wanted to plant hidden spy cameras around her bedroom and bathroom, she If I can get anything interesting... She doesn't fuck her husband, hasn't for many years so who knows what I can do..

i just came for an 11yo and a 12yo who lezzed it on omegle

Lying in bed next to someone I don't love like I used to. Been having an affair for over a month now.

Feel the battle closing in, but can't accept it.

>>723237777
Quads confirm.
Women are into 13 year old boys.

>>723237822
stop posting illegal pictures

>>723237772
I know it's wrong but the aroma drives me insane

>>723237295
Thanks for the response.

First, yeah, you're definitely a heavier consumer than me, and anything 40mg+ a day seems like an insane amount that would likely hospital me. I don't know how you do it. That's a road I've yet to go down so I can't offer much advice for you, but I do hope you can get the help you need, man.

Secondly, I appreciate the sentiment on the drug addiction vs problem thought. Very insightful. You're right though, it hasn't been something I've felt addicted to. I can pop some vicodin, play video games, fall asleep, and not have any desire to do them again for awhile. It's just how it's been for a year. I've never had any physical dependency. I just like to play video games on the weekend and get high. It's definitely the increase in dosage has me worried most, plus it's not something I've told anyone about because of the stigma behind it.

Thanks for the responses again. They're a good read.

>>723237435
fuck thats hot, got a pic of her?

>>723237788
I know what you mean, believe me. Sometimes I would just think this is only doable on my mind. It's sad but who knows? Trying to figure out ways I can let her know.

The hidden camera part will only feed my desires more.

>be 7 or 8 yr old me
>have 15 yr old aunt
>aunt says that when people are married they kiss each other on the hands (instead of the lips)
>be watching baywatch
>see people kissing
>immediately go to aunt's house
>tell her she lied
>shes confused
>i start kissing her in the mouth

sucks that the memory ends there, but we havent talked about it since, I dont remember how she reacted

>>723237827
This is a very bad idea , if someone finds the camera they will know it's def you and the embarrassment will be beyond anything you could possible imagine

>>723237887
Of course I do, but then, look where we are and what platform we are using. Nothing even comes good by sharing. Gotta be an idiot to share, you never know whos on here! ;)

>>723237954
Haha, I have already thought about that, dont worry. Have it all planned out. I am a guy that you would look at and never suspect anything.

>>723237763
Eh I guess it would be sort of strange but not too much, we have ran into eachother while we were dating in a /wg/ natsoc thread lmfao, it was neat actually.

>>723237912
I would go the Facebook route , if her relationship with her husband is like you say she will probably start chatting cause she will like the attention , it might take some time but eventually she will chat with you . And then like I said earlier get her to start talking dirty maybe send u some pics but don't reveal yourself until you have evidence that would harm her if she went to your wife and father in law

>>723237200
I wish there was porn with this theme... cum hard soooo many times to this scenario.

>>723215400
i dont know if you guys noticed but the name of the jpeg is her name... look it up on the internet and first result is her :0)

>>723238053
Great idea, I love it. Hold evidence etc etc. I get it!

>>723237475
Misty?

>>723237047
Get some female friends then, dude. It is not unusual for people to have friends of the opposite sex. Have you seen girls together? they are normally completely bitchy with each other and compete for "alpha female". They are way worse than dudes are with that shit, but we just don't really notice it out in the open.

>>723238207
no :(

>>723231387
Same here

>>723238117
I just looked at her on FB and it's fucked up cause of the pics of her with her husband and son and everybody is smiling and the truth is she's a fucking twat who can't keep her legs closed and will end up hurting her poor husband and son

>>723238274
Damn. I do the same thing. Guess we are just strangers passing in the night.. looking for the past with wistful eyes...

>>723212772
Moar like this
http://www.ipanon.com

>>723237047
>>723237072
your instincts are right that her guy friends wants to fuck her. I'm not even memeing, they do anon, and your girl may have or may not have intention to actually go behind your back, but her guy friend doesn't read that, she is hanging out with them instead of you and thats what they can read about the situation, to their eyes your gf is open and is 'down' with them fucking and is waiting for the proper opportunity.

or you can go listen to some faggots saying 'its completely okay for her to have 3-4 guy friends and hanging out in their houses alone anon! thats completely normal!!" and not trust your guts, then cry the fuck out when she gets raped or worse, actively cheats on you


sounds like your gf is living out her glory days, surrounding herself with attractive dudes, this is a mess about to happen anon

>>723238378
It's quite depressing:/

>>723238399
This.
My wife and I just got married after 6 years. Figure this shit out or move on. I'm 28 she's 45.
Your trust issues won't get better after marriage. You need to change, or she needs to understand your feels. Some kind of compromise has to happen and it can only happen through talking.

Statistically speaking, she WILL cheat on you, or you will cheat on HER. But also statistics speaking, you will likely stay together and have a more mature relationship after that.

Before any of that can happen though, you need to get this sorted, or else it will keep torturing you, and make your engagement and marriage HELL.

You either need to being able to actually trust her, or she needs to respect your limits. If neither of those things can happen and you cant reach a compromise, don't engage. If this is a talk you can't both have as honest adults working out a problem, you won't last, or you will be miserable and always paranoid.

>>723238507
Wanna smash?
Or shitposts memes?
No pressure <.<;

>>723237882
Yeah man. Glad you got something out of what i said. Keep in mind also that tolerance is a bitch. Even with as infrequently as you use, at some point 39 mg won't get you off anymore. So, then what? Just keep it in mind. And as for MY tolerance, that's what happens after over 6 years of regular use, and believe it or not, compared to some people I know, mine isn't SHIT compared to theirs. It gets reeeeally bad. Enjoy your vikes with caution, but treat them with the respect they deserve and know they won't always make you feel the way you do now. Tolerance will increase. Be safe brother.

>>723238507
Don't worry, you'll eventually run into someone world's better than you thought possible. It seems difficult for now, but it does get better!

>>723238712
Lemme smash?

>>723238712
I would love to chat in the least but I'm really scared of my current boyfriend finding anything out (that I still have a distant desire for my ex). I guess that's why I went to 4chan; the anonymity, and knowing my ex used to regularly go on here.

>>723238865
youre a fucking slut

>>723238974
ok that actually hurt. I'm really not.

>>723238865
boohoo poor you, break up with your current boyfriend you piece of shit

>>723239072
this, youre just a weak slut who wants to keep current boyfriend as backup when this search for your ex doesn't come up to anything.

jesus christ, youre one selfish fuck

>>723238865
Same reason here actually..
Except I'm married now lol.
I just kinda want to know that she's ok. I did the breakup, but I still give a damn about her. She kinda dissipated from social media after we broke up, and she was moving across the country.

Would just be nice to know that she's happy I guess..

>>723237072
Something a bit edgy about that bro. I was in the same boat, I just went behind her back and sorted them guys out, in a mental kinda way, not violent.

Worked flawlessly.

>>723239111
No I actually love my current boyfriend. You are being very rude and assuming.

>>723238865
It's good that you care for your current relationship. Ignore the usual 4chan troll virgins :)

>>723239185
am I anon?

You can justify it all you want but your're here in hopes to have a chat with your ex because you still yearn for his dick, you can sugar coat it all you want ">BUT I LOVE MUH BOYFRIEND!" but at the end of the day you're a fucking selfish slut who doesn't give a shit about your current boyfriend

>>723239304
>cuck triggered

>>723239381
kek, its literally the opposite of a cuck

anon is right though

>>723239381
I dont think you know what that means lad

>>723239304
Savage. But I agree. Fuck these bitches who act like that. It's all about the cock.

I steal my 13 year old sisters panties to jack off with them and it's the best orgasms I've ever had

>>723239304
Someone had a bad girlfriend experience? Seems it's hitting a little close to home there, faggot

>>723239482
You sick fuck, that's just going overboard, that's your fucking sister you maggot. Your job is to look after her not sniff her fkn panties. Cock sucker. Do me a favour and go kill yourself. Fucked in the head buddy.

>>723239304
I don't want his dick. I really do love my current boyfriend, why do you think that is not possible? My secret was that I RARELY (like twice total ever) look on here to see if he was around. It's a curiosity thing, not "I want him back" thing. I can easily think of why I do not want to be with him. It's not like I am on here every day searching.

>>723239660
Don't feed the trolls. You're good and got nothing to prove, girl!

>>723239660
I guess is was wrong of me to say "desire" because I do not really want to BE with my ex, I just was not sure how to word it.

>>723239184
Can you elaborate on this please? Trying to figure out how to do this in a win situation
>>723238399
Yeah, not sure what to do without looking like insecure cuck

Say what you will but I would fuck the living shit out of her tight ass if I found a chance

I like to pretend that I'm dead and stare blankly at the ceiling.

im a good liar.

i am also a girl.

>well... woman.