itt: we're pirates

>>723212354
Long John: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"
Pirates: Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors
Long John: True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
All: And when you're a professional pirate
Bad Polly: That's what the job's about
Long John: "Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!"
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Pirates: Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
Long John: On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
All: But when your a professional pirate
Morgan: You don't have to wear a suit..... what?
Mad Monty: I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart
\n Bad Polly: I could have been a lawyer
But I just had too much heart
Morgan: I could have been in politics
Cause I've always been a big spender
Pirate: And me...I could have been a contender
Long John: Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet

Long John's speech...

All: Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional pirate
Long John: You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
All: When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company

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>>723214361
Stand aside please a true pirate prince approaches

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>>723212354

Why is every1 thinking that pirates are scottish u faggots

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>>723216582
Over 73% of pirates were Scottish or Irish.

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>>723217190

What those 2 were only gucking countries in the world? Fuck off ehat about france, spain and central america faggot, im history teacher i know my shit

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>be me pirate scurvydick
>sailing the seven seas
>plundered and sunk 47 ships since I set out sailing 3 years ago
>have a nice load of booty
>find out some crew were going to steal it
>have their hands cut off and tongues cut out
>make them walk the plank
>blood attracts sharks
>one guy gets eaten
>award loyal crew members with 5 doubloons each
>bring out rum
>sing songs and tell stories
>yohoho.treasuremap
>dock the next day at some random town in the caribbean
>fuck some tavern wenches
>go back to ship for night
>bury my treasure and make a map
>go back to same town the next day to stock up on supplies
>go to same tavern for round two and rum
>get drunk
>"time to bay your tab scurvydick"
>buried all my money
>offer fake map I made as payment

(I'm bad at this someone continue it)