Found lizards. What do /b/

post closer photos... I like unusual things :)

set them free faggot

>>723195951
space program

>>723195951
cum on them.

>>723195951
Microwave for 30 seconds

>>723195951
Those are newts...

>>723196227
This

>>723195951
Microwave

>>723196282
Do it

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>>723196165
>>723196165
>>723196165
This, kek wills it.

>>723196096

This

Stick them in your asshole

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>>723196056

Microwave them

>>723195951
Microwave one, make the other two watch. Make sure it's the biggest one so they know that the leader isn't strong enough to protect them. behead the next biggest one after a while and make the smallest watch once again...then keep the smallest one tied up.

>>723196504
Do it op

>>723195951
Anal insertion.

Eat

>>723196566
Dubs don't lie OP

>>723196455
IT'S A NEWT

>>723195951
I used to impale them on rose bush thorns

>>723196566
WINRAR

>>723196566
Check em

>>723195951
Put them back, fag, the fuck you doing? those are really sensitive to EVERYTHING. You'll just end up killing them.

Shit on them, then space program

don't hurt them aw

Space program, but a nice one, like get a gopro and some gps tracking shit, when it lands you drive like 300 miles to recover the footage

>>723196681
This
We haven't sent anything to space in awhile.Our space program is falling behind.

>>723196448
this!

Uppe de bumme!

>>723196566

Well OP, cram them in there.

let them go

>>723196800
Kek wills it
Then send them to space after they make their departure

>>723196800
The dubs demand it

anal insertion then shit em out repeat 4-5 times then send them to uranus

Will op deliver? No cause he's a faggot

op they dont need lubed up just slide em in

Op doesnt delivier! my hope is crushed!!!

>>723197208
>having hope in the first place

>>723195951
Those are salamanders you twat

once again op doesnt deliver b really has fallen from wherever it was

>>723195951
put them back and stop making shit threads

>>723197299
trips have spoken deliver

Ok this is what you are going to do. You are going to go to the nearest sore and get around 1 kilo of butter and 2 kilos of sugar, this should be enough for what you are going to do. You are going to but all the sugar into the biggest pot you have and melt it. Lather yourself and the lizards in butter and pour the hot sticky sugar all over yourself. Make sure not to harm the lizards in the process though, they are important. Next get a a10 piece of paper from your local art store (if the don't want you in the store because you are covered in butter and sugar just rob them). You then need to go home and put the paper on the floor and put a barrier around said paper (large enough so the lizards cant get out). Put the lizards on the paper and watch as they scurry around trailing butter and sugar all over the paper. When this is done clean up yourself and the lizards and let them free. Frame the sugary butter piece of paper and sell it as modern art. Laugh as the modern art gallery is infested with ants while rolling in money.

stop being a fucking faggot Op, two dubs for the same thing YOU BETTER FUCKING DELIVAR

>>723196455
saved :)

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>>723197342
>trips

>>723197299
>/b has fallen from wherever it was
>fuck off with that nostalgia bullshit, /b was always bad, it just had some fun times here and there.
>Started lurking in 08, can probably count the times OP has delivered on two hands.

>>723197299
Trips of truth

>>723196165
This

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>>723197358
Im sure you thought that being so elaborate would have been funny.

But you forgot to add anything funny in there.

Op wash your hands after touching those newts, a lot of newts/salamanders produce toxins that secret through their skin for protection.

>>723197289
Dots.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salamander
TWAT

>>723196455
NOT LIZARDS CLEARLY AMPHIBIANS
REEEEEEEEE

>>723195951
Boil them

>>723196227
agree

>>723195951
if you cook them and then eat them I'll give you an applause

release them bc lizards are cool

poot dem ein de puper

>>723195951
look like oregon newts to me
dont eat them you may die

>>723198334
>died from inserting newts into rectum

Set these little fuckers free

decapitate

>>723196165
rolling

>>723198666
lame trip

Eat them.

>>723198666
Satan has spoken you.

find some crickets or worms and make a webm of you feeding them with the bugs in tweezers

>>723195951
Get a fucking life

>>723195951
Release them into a pond. Be kind :)

To the fucker saying Microwave them, fuck him. If you perform such an act, it will haunt you forever, and you will hate until the day you die.

>>723195951
Set them free where you found them. They eat insects. They are on our side.

>>723199504
This.