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OP claiming ID.
OP claiming DEEZ NUTS
>>723188169
>"Gay~"
>>723187849
>"Apparently it's the gap between their dark cherry and the low hanging fruit~"
bye squishles
>>723188272
Is that game any good?
nutz
Waifu claiming thread? Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>723187641
>>723188193
It was that indeed. I wonder if 4chan is jelly
Well, all I want is the stuttercunts head. Sure you don't wanna jump the fun? Also laterz
>>723187849
And now you are a full blown adult with all your morals in the right places I see. Mighty good on ya lad
>>723187952
It was indeed. You should see their attitude. Well they ended up like all the other weeaboo avatarfags before. But if you say that this place is the same I might have found the rocks in this bloody river I'm lookin' for. Everyone else got washed away
claiming waifu
>>723188342
>"I get a solid 60fps on my HP Elitebook, would be over 200 if not for V-sync. The gameplay itself is rather enjoyable too. Overall you can't complain for what's essentially free Overwatch without the Tumblr lesbian crowd~"
>>723188425
What's your idea? Alice is in the Waifu Claiming threads, isn't she? Or at least an Alice.
>>723188511
you cant claim me.
>>723188425
>with all your morals in the right places
That is HIGHLY debatable.
>>723188533
Well it has furries instead which is not necessarily better but I am not beyond giving it a try. I already have OW though.
>>723187849
yeah i guess it would work
>>723188040
i'm just going to get a new doctor soon but that could take a bit
>>723188124
they worked kind of, took 6 or 7 months to actually kick in though, and by then i was out of the hospital and didn't want to keep taking them since the cons started a week after i started taking them
my anxiety works awfully, i can't stop myself from thinking about scenarios that could happen (or have happened), and it always upsets me, i always worry about things that i probably shouldn't all the time, i always feel on edge, i get pretty bad panic attacks too.
>Must not be so bad if you can keep a job
i haven't had more than one job and that only lasted three months and was in my 11th grade year..
>>723188636
>"It has one furry and one scaley, the rest are either buff men or elf girls"
>>723188721
One furry is too much. For the emprah, etc.
No qt elf boys?
Claiming husbando
>>723188676
Try a new game in the meantime. Maybe total war shogun or attila if you are looking for a rts.
claiming husbando
sf, get elf ears.
>>723188770
>"I think the elf genie with the mirror is a trap but don't quote me on that~"
>>723188584
Thats a different Alice. If you understood stuttercunt you know which one I'm talking about. I MUST do it.
>>723188636
You wanna practice Hitler.
Thats a flawless certificate of good conduct
>>723188882
unfortunately i don't really have money to buy a new game and f2p games that i've tried that seem interesting fall under the "not enjoyable" category for me
and i'm not looking to play another MMO either
>>723188917
what, like via cosmetic surgery?
>>723188960
Oh this is true, I imagine when you knew me I was a weird conflation of nihilist and bleeding heart.
>>723188944
That could also totally be headcanon.
>>723189122
no I mean just to wear
>>723189159
I'd rather have cat ears.
Claiming husbando.
>>723188676
Oh, I assumed you were working from your comment about a new doctor. It's tough mate. I can barely step outside, had to drop out from college, the works. Seems like we share a few aspects.
>>723188960
Yeah but what's your plan??
I am once again still alive.
>>723189197
get both.
>>723189214
are you a necromancer
>>723189233
loud sighing
>>723189253
y this
>>723189253
I am not undead.
>>723189285
I have too much random shit already fam I don't need a million pairs of ears!
>>723189331
Not what I asked.
>>723188882
nice husbando
>>723188607
thats not you, you are much more lithe
>>723189093
Ever play Supreme Commander: Forged Alliance?
There's an active online community and you can get it for free.
You have to download their launcher to get on their multiplayer servers.
>>723189353
I'm no necromancer, but I can make that DICK rise again
ayyyyy baybeeee
>>723189122
More of a nihilist if I remember correctly. I remember talking with you in threads but I'm not sure I can successfully associate it with a name to be honest.
Waste?
>>723189208
Charismatic autistic screeching. Same as back then. Or maybe something more... real this time.
Experience tells me nobody cares so far except for alice and her goons
>>723189482
That's a kanye line.
>Tight dress dancing close to him
>Yeezus just rose again
>>723189492
subjectivefag. Wastelander is a different guy.
>>723189433
The long white hair thing has my fetish at max.
>>723189608
>he's in love with geralt of rivia
>>723189492
I care, so just contact me if you need some support, mate.
>>723189574
You raise me up so I can stand on mountains.
>>723189608
do you know the name of the character?
also yeah white hair is pretty great
>>723189650
My first mancrush was Arthas from Warcraft3.
I really need to dye my hair white.
>>723189694
>josh groban
That's WAY gayer than mine man.
>>723189782
Wasn't he originally blonde?
>>723189208
ah, no, it's the health care system in ontario, i just need my birth certificate and a health card to set it up. the only thing i need to do now is make an appointment but i've been putting it off for a week now.
i can't go outside without some sort of drug or alcohol in my system, currently finishing my high school credits off in some high school/college mix program that's new, but dropping out of actual college and stuff because of anxiety is pretty shitty, sorry to hear that.
>>723189465
i've heard of it, personally not really into the kind of RTS it is, i don't like the full-scale battle sort of thing, which is why i liked Warcraft 3 ladder a lot since it wasn't huge armies fighting unless you played 3v3 or 4v4+
Claiming husbando
>>723189816
Sorry for my inferior tastes.
Pandora takes me places sometimes.
>>723189739
Some guy's lazily named fursona from FA. I dont care though, I like the character's aesthetics.
>>723189884
that's an grill you liar
I mean it's not a bad song it's just gayer than the absolute grime that is "Send it up"
>>723189574
Did we even talk outside of the threads
I kinda remember you from waaay back then tho
Are you up for some game of old times by the way?
>>723189676
Consider yourself contacted
Or in fact, contact me now. Lets have a quick banter
>>723189963
No. We didn't talk that often at all since I only went into animu threads (and pony threads) when gfur was kill. Interesting to realize that gfur outlived both of those, actually.
Game?
>>723189946
I'm not straight, but I'd suckle those life-giving breasts.
My tastes are generally a bit gay. I need to listen to more French music again. Carla Bruni is life.
>>723190057
I mean you'd suckle the breasts but also you'd be wishing she had something else to suckle between her legs just sayin'
check out stereolab, the singer's french
>>723189816
Yeah I like blond hair 2nd.
>>723190135
Cait's a natural blonde, you guys should take each others' virginities.
>>723189816
lich king is pretty bae
>>723189942
hes got everything goin for him
>>723190124
Chicks with dicks ain't really so great. Mercy must stay pure.
Might do.
>>723190207
No
>>723190282
Whoever that's a picture of I bet she has a dick. Look at that flat chest.
>>723190218
I killed that nigga.
>>723189851
I dunno then. Get money, get something new when you can.
>>723190207
Cait doesnt have long hair and doesnt have abs.
>>723190354
Don't hate on flatter chests.
>I bet she has a feminine penis
Fixed
>>723190207
>>723190282
denied
>>723190354
I killed you
lmao rekt
>>723190512
Give him a few months and he can grow it. As for the abs he has a delicious, smooth, flat belly. And actually probably abs.
>>723190527
D: YOU GOT ME
>>723190519
I love DFC mostly because it means "that's a dude" to me.
>>723190512
that's the plan, but i've got to deal with some other stuff before i can get a job, mostly getting a new doctor
>>723189353
WHAT DO YOUR ELF EARS HEAR?
>>723190679
Jews scheming.
>>723190512
[insert joke about "six pack" of beer]
>>723190608
DFC?
Why are women so beautiful.
>>723190703
Delicious flat chest.
Makeup, mostly.
>>723190218
Its just some dude's fursona. He could be a fat sweaty nerd for all I know.
>>723190741
Both genders have their own fine specimens and also an overwhelming surplus of plain and plain ugly persons.
>>723190608
YUKKY
>>723190614
I guess you just have to suffer.
>>723190608
u r kill
pls report to hell for your eternal yiffing
>>723190772
he probably is, so thank god we have images of his fursona and knot him
>>723190834
Most of us in column B can use makeup to compensate anyway.
>>723190865
Just rape the poor kid he wants it and so do you.
>>723190884
oh sweet I hope I get a horse.
men are gross in real life like 80% of the time, girls only 60%
to bad girls are annoying to deal with and dont have dicks
>>723190865
yeah pretty much
>>723190936
Men are less motivated to be nongross since their sexual value is largely predicated on wealth, not aesthetics.
anyway goodbye qts
Claiming waifu.
>>723190916
Guys can't use makeup.
>just rape the poor kid
This is a great way to make me stop being friends with you.
>>723190699
oy vey
>>723190884
Shikoba is super hot. Better looking that his fursona.
Meesh is pretty hot too.
So who knows.
>>723191032
who even is that
>>723190992
later, dont catch aids
>>723190049
We have a rather cheeky unfinished business in form a stuttering weeb
Brings all the fun like back in the days
>when ya goin to reclaim the holy land but you dont know how to escape the frozen hellhole
>>723191109
I havent used that slutty avatar in forever
I should remake the folder
>>723191155
Juri from Street Fighter.
She was inspired a bit by Jolyne from JJBA, so you know she's good.
>>723190916
I cant enjoy a rape. I can only get pleasure knowing they get it too.
>>723190947
Time 2 die
>>723191311
JJBA?
is that jojos?
still havent watched that
shes pretty great lookin, though I feel like she could easily murder me
>>723191573
>watched
You mean read you fucking plebeian
>>723191573
Yeah, Jojo.
Juri is a very sadistic and violent person.
>>723191966
put shes got that tummy, so its okay.
>>723191700
read, watch, its all the same SHIT
>>723192102
It's not like every female in every game ever has a good midriff or anything.
Reading Jojo is preferable. It's meant to be read and then watched for the full experience.
>>723192276
I keep being told to read it, but isnt it like 600 chapters long?
also yes, 95% of all female characters are hot
I mean, even zarya is good looking
>>723192482
>even zarya
ESPECIALLY Zarya.
Mercy still wins, though.
>>723192631
Mercy is truly the best in all departments
young ana is pretty great too
I like flat chests so widow is pretty dope (and that ass)
>>723192722
You probably like Widow's unique blue skin since it reminds you of all those multicolored furry OCs with neon dicks.
>>723193084
Who doesnt love neon furry cock though?
the radiation from the neon cocks keeps you and them from getting diseases
>>723193227
I read about a guy who says he brings along a half pint of vodka whenever he works a glory hole in an attempt to disinfect his mouth, and that it's worked for him so far.
>>723193358
THATS A FLUFFY CAT
>>723193358
its to kill the dead he feels inside.
>>723193402
The more, the merrier.
>>723193425
*unsheathes katana*
Vodka can't kill the demons inside of me
>Who doesnt love neon furry cock though?
This will take some time getting used to
>>723193358
I dont think thats how it works though
>>723193760
jajaja
>>723193425
did you know katia is russian slang for "$100"?
>>723194489
Try it and get back to me.
>>723194668
gloryholes are disgusting, I will let subby do the hands on science
>>723194872
Just be a healslut in Overwatch; it's basically the same thing.
You work extremely hard for a bunch of nobodys and get no thanks. All you have is some sick pleasure that only few people can derive from the experience.
>>723195199
which you seem to be one of, perhaps you should try a gloryhole?
that being said, having a friend be the heal slut is the best, because I can actually trust them to heal me instead of going dps mercy
>>723195364
Ew @ DPS Mercy
Apparently I'm in the top 10% for amount of healing with Mercy. Literally just use the staff the entire time. Very rarely pull out that pistol.
My average weapon accuracy with Ana is somehow 7% according to the same stats.
>>723195660
as in 7% hit accuracy? LOL
and thats how a GOOD MERCY plays, I love pocket pus- er mercys
What is the name of that Japanese simulation software program that lets you build anime characters and change their body composition with sliders and stuff?
>>723195757
I honestly have no idea how that happened. I do spam at the enemy if there's no immediate danger, but still.
>tfw there's a Pharah on your team but you're the only healer
Always feels so hopeless.
>>723195852
Conan Exiles
>>723195852
Rust
>>723195978
either pocket the pharah and lose, or heal everyone else and lose
either way someone will yell at you
>>723194582
u wot
>>723196279
it's true