What kind of girlfriend do you want

>>723182777
Eliza

One that sucks on my dick wherever she has headaches

>>723182777
one that has a girldick

>>723182777
an asian looking one with feminin penis, pretty much like the one you just posted

None. Trust me this is not worth all this bullshit #mgtow

>>723183225
Fuck that made me remember that Eliza Sinclair copypasta.

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>>723183414
yeah, she does look rather cute.

A girl that's nice
A girl that's not
Obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot
The kinda girl that you can show to your folks
Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes
A real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl
A brand new really hot real doll
Wants to impress you doesn't care if you notice
And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with

Take it from someone who has been married twice, shit ain't worth it.
All I want is random chicks from the bar, slightly drunk and willing. Fuck everything else.

>>723183724
Story time anon?

>>723183724
Yes, go plz!

>>723183724
Turded

>>723183505
Not THAT Eliza, stupid.

One with a feminine Penis

>>723182777
A low maintenance one that I can chill with. Have sex a few times and be able to try things. Able to make sandwiches.

>>723182777
One without a gag reflex.
Trips checked

>>723182777
Alive

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Like this

>>723182777
One that's into my foot fetish so I can actually get a footjob without a girl going "Is this correct anon?"

>>723182777
None

>>723182777
One that can suck a creamy, warm shit log out of Andy Sixx's asshole

>>723184204
Like, you sending her to the kitchen to prepare one for your lazy ass?

>>723183836
Alright.
Wife one.
>Met her in high school, hottest chick I'd ever seen. Fell in love in a second.
>Dated for 6 months, got her preggo and of course got married. Still happy.
>3 years goes by, she turns meaner every fucking day, starts screaming the second you wake up..
>End up snapping during the Super bowl, she is screaming something about me being a lazy faggot (working two jobs..) I slap that bitch. Our son is crying.
>Long story short, she get's a lawyer and screws me one last time. Lost half my shit and the house.
Wife number 2. coming up.

>>723184348
I know the feel.

>>723182777
A tall muscular rocker girl that isn't an sjw cunt and yes I know its impossible.

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>>723182777
Someone like this:

one with a phat ass
pawg

>>723184420
Shit dude, wow

>>723182777
For now? a fisicaly and mentaly healthy one, my really like my gf, but she can't go a day without calling for help with something... If this stops working for some reason i swear i'll take much longer before getting a relationship again.

A real one.

One that I love.

>>723182777
http://www.infowars.com/watch-alex-jones-show/
WATCH THIS OR YOU WILL DIE!

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My ideal gf:

Looks like Naomi Watts circa 2002
Is sweet and demure in police company
Is a filthy, depraved freak in the bedroom
Is affectionate and likes to snuggle

I'm going to die alone.

>>723183836
>>723183890
Wife number 2.
>Met her in Alabama. Sweet country girl, not beautiful, not ugly. But fun and kind.
>Date for two years, love her more than I knew was possible.
>Get married in June the next year.
>2 years goes by, we are happy as can be.
>December 2nd. She goes for a check up at the doctor. They find a lump.
>fuck..
>2 and a half years of chemo and struggle both mentally and physically. Get nearly bankrupt.
>She lost the fight the 18th of June that year.

There you go mates..
Ain't never getting close to someone again.

>>723184734
>fisicaly?

>>723184995
>in police company

>>723184995
>police company
Fuck. Meant polite company.

>>723184413
Yeah

>>723184995
I know that feel, anon

>>723184999
I hope you're lying, if not, that shit really sucks.

one with a penis

>girl
>girl
>girl
>girl
>girl

>>723185410
Not lying even if I wish I was.
Life fucked me over.
That's what whisky is for.

Doesn't try to manipulate me.
Doesn't cheat.
Has a life on her own, isn't clingy, but likes spending time together.
Spends her own money.
Gets along with my friends.
Has friends i get along with.
We get along.
Under 27.
Doesn't look like the Predator.

I have impossible standards, so i guess that means i don't really want a girlfriend.
Good thing i've still got my job, studies, vidya, and a few bros to occupy myself.

>local mentallly ill man goes around calling men woman

>>723184999
Dang, the odds just aren't in your favor anon. Thanks for telling the stories though

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>>723183724

>>723182777
>>723185266
>>723185296
>>723185410

http://bit.
ly/2ip7fzF

>>723184999
What the fuck....

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>>723184999
I hope you have a good life from now on anon.
I want you to be happy and content.
You don't deserve this pain.

>>723186139
Thanks buddy.

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>>723184999

Someone hot enough that I want to fuck her on a regular basis.

Someone who is smart enough to hold a decent conversation, but stupid enough to put up with my shit on a daily basis.

Someone whose shit I can put up with.

Someone whose interests align well enough with my own that I don't have to worry about her getting pissed when I buy awesome shit. Preferable someone who thinks it's awesome, too.

Someone who likes doing the shit I like to do, so we can mostly do it together.

Pretty much it.

an Asian girl with short hair who actually has a pussy, well i am seeing one like that for some time but still getting nowhere

>>723182777
One that's biologically female.

Preferably one with a vagina

>>723183705
Nice bo reference
>lower your expectations

>>723182777
My neighbor's 8yr old. I swear she dresses her daughter as just a big a slut as she is. 23yr old woman with an 8yr old daughter, looking like she's trying be a grandma before she's 30.

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She's fun, hilarious, doesn't care what people think of her. She's smart and we have the same opinions on everything. She is snuggly and playful, basically my best friend. Lookswise, idc as long as she's not fat, and has some ugly/cute haircut like yolandis and doesn't shave her armpit hair.

>>723187095
You fap to both of them, don't you?

>>723187095

post pics or it didn't happen.

A real one

Anyone.

>God I'm lonely.

>>723187182
Yes. Yes I do. Too bad I tore her a new ass before I knew everything I do now. Now she's very standoffish around me.

>>723187245
It's kinda difficult to take pictures of the two of them, considering we live a shoe box apartment building. I'm pretty sure I'd be v& in a second if she caught me snapping pics of them.

>>723187344
Find a fat chick. Pay some attention to her. You'll get all the pussy you can handle.

can you post more of these crossdressers, for fucks sake

you always start your threads the same way and do nothing but fucking tease

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>>723188101

>>723182777
A real one

>>723187867
I tried but they always taken or lesbian.

>>723182777

The kind that's my wife's sister.

>>723182777
One with a stinky azz. Not fully smelling of shit but a sweaty musky azz with a lil whiff of poopoo

>>723184999

3rd time's the charm.

>>723184999
>Trips to start the feels thread

I'm sorry anon, I hope everything gets better for you..

>>723189286
Cute would rape

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>>723189336

>>723187095
Gonna need pics of the 8 yo for reasons

>>723189453
Yeh would rape

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>>723182777
>1. You find her attractive and she feels the same about you
>2. She makes keeping you sexually satisfied a priority
>3. She is loyal to you
>4. She is supportive and tries to help you achieve your goals
>5. Her expectations of the relationship are in alignment with yours
>6. She is physically and emotionally healthy and she makes staying that way a priority
>7. She puts others needs and wants ahead of her own when appropriate (i.e. she isn't selfish)
>8. She genuinely loves and respects you and you feel the same way about her

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>>723189558
How would you rape.

>>723189798
Pin him down and poo in his mouth

>>723189639
>8 reasons you'll be alone forever

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>>723182777
Meh, someone who is understanding, understand when someone needs their space. Just a person, I can be myself with, make them laugh. I want to be able to have conversations with the person and actually feel stimulated.

If she is brown, enjoy soccer or science, and mildy attractive then that would be a plus.

Honestly if I can't get a chill relationship, I think I would rather die alone.

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>>723189881
I hope he likes booboo

>>723190060
Doesn't matter whether or not he likes it ya dummy

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>>723190137
and deepthroat the dry booboo

one with a penis

>>723190251
You dumb bastard you made a booboo in that last post go hit yourself in the face then apologise

I'll stick with the model I have
>daily morning head to wake me up

>>723182777
The one that loves me from the bottom of her heart.

also nice trips fag

>>723182777
None women suck

/thread

>>723183225
God dammit stop making me remember